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In my set in FGC Warri, we nicknames like

Joebrams
Don Binez (culled from Don Beans...the guy loved beans )
Chico Lopez
Faya! (one of the fastest runners in my set)
Bulo, BulChris (an abbreviation from his first name and surname)
Escapee! (the guy pulled off one of the most daring escape in school)
Ogbedykes
Orugbo (Fisherman)
Kojak(....as the name implies )
Fagin (back in school, he always had a frown on his face as if he was ready to fight anybody)
Ken T
Steroids (he was also a very fast runner in our final year)
Mamus Jackson
Risky!
Last resort ( na correct babe oo...me dont wanna explain how she got that nickname)
Snowflakes
Omo K aka Monks
Micky Moore
Charlome P
Sege (easy to know his first name)
Damba
Bawee
Samson Miser ( )
Demoski (RIP)
Jakes (RIP)
Eraga, Recky (only his mates could call him by this name)
Aji, Ajee
Lixcer (RIP)
Inno Bolo (RIP)
Hado (Faya's nemesis/antagonist/"babe"
Hajo
Headie (Female Head Prefect)
Kite
Chingfu (Ph boy with chinese eyes)
John O, Opango
Omo.....e tooplenty make i stop here.

malali:
He hasnt said a word since i called him out. If he talks nonsense i am ready for him. I will do giveaway 100k daily to have him removed.
I will show all of you how the game is played.

Ah! Alaye! Area Father! I believe you gannnnnn. I fear who no fear you! My hand dey for up! I gbadun your confidence! I agree with you shaaa. Just that Wike will always defend those who are 100% loyal to him. Go and ask his port harcourt people in Mile 3, Wimpey etc BUT the moment you start to chop outside dey carry shoulder, guy man don free you o.

This is part of the reason why the older generation of leaders and decision makers dont trust us. Instead make the guy dey im office dey do the work dem send am, lay low, dey jollof softly-softly, e wan turn sharp man. Now, not only have the sacked him, dem don label am BAD GUY. 2moro now when Oga Presido go appoint one of im age mate into that position we go dey hala, say our fathers no wan make we grow. I no go dey surprise if the guy na person wey dey carry shoulder like puff-puff wey dey rise.

Can somebody please tell Oga General that this revelation no be new gist? All man don sabi naaaaa. Afterall when Oga Bubu gave his fulani bothers and cousins the guts to roam ANYWHERE IN NIGERIA with their cattle what were thinking? One man....just because he was President for 8 years almost turned a country with a land mass of 923,768 km² into an open grazing field for less 15 million fulani people and their cows. Now he has gone to meet his maker and left the disaster and after effect of his selfish and tribalistic decisions. Damn!

She dey do MY FOREVER with anoda persin husband wey get plenty-plenty children outside (the ones wey we sabi o, e nor include "chop clean mouth" )...No be 2baba my idoma broda? Make she no worry....jungle go soon mature

malali:
Remain that Wike's boy trying to instigate Nigerians by recommending social media censorship and bans. What’s your name again—Olayinka Olalere?

Can you not see what is happening in Nepal? Nineteen young people already dead in protests, all because the government thought banning social media and disconnecting apps would silence the people. Instead, it set the whole nation on fire. Citizens came out en masse to remove the government and reinstate their constitutional rights.

Yet here you are, unelected, going around the media to sell unconstitutional ideas. Nigeria doesn’t need mouthpieces for authoritarianism. If history teaches anything, it is that silencing voices only amplifies resistance. Don’t drag us down that path.

As far as this guy doesnt upset the asses that Wike kisses....he is all good. If his statements dey worry you......get ready for more as the guy isnt planning to slow down,

"A generation which ignores its history has no past and no future" Our leaders have done the future of this nation a great disfavor by abolishing subject like history and civic studies from our curriculum. The great nations like US and China we struggle to copy continue to ensure the history of their nation and the struggle for independence is constantly woven into the mindset of their children. Its very sad

We have a saying that if you wanna see what your wife will look like in future, look at her mother.

Ironically this cannot happen to the account of the gf of a member of Lagos State HOA.

So as Juma Jux who don tiff Enioluwa babe, im sef don follow tiff their own babe from Tanzania.

Na so the abuse dey take enter public domain. Young boys and girls who have no idea on how to handle popularity and the constant glare of social media. If he can do it in public where he didnt think he will be recorded, then he has being doing worse behind close doors. Besides, where are her parents/guardian/siblings?. I wish them well.

DoctorStanley:
The dummies actually left the original owner's documents in the car!
I mean, how careless can you be!

...and he is very right. Pitakwa wey im grow up no too give many youth options oo. You be either agbero for rumuokoro, dey do kpo fire for inside swamp or even to dey kiss Wike ass as political thug.

CoronaVirusPro:
The Bible is fiction!

Tell me reality!

Ok. Reality!!; There is a popular family in Akwa Ibom State. Their name is Utuk. In the 80s and early 90s the two brother owned a transport company called Utuks Motors Ltd. As at then they were the only company who did long haulage of people, goods and services from Lagos to then Cross River State and later Akwa Ibom and then other parts of Nigeria. Wealth, Power, Influence. They had monopoly of long distance haulage before the likes of Dantata and Sawoe, the man who is partly responsible for supporting Dangote in business; the same Dantata and Sawoe who made BILLIONS from haulage during the construction of Abuja FCT . Passed down to the 2nd and 3rd generation of the brothers, the family name is only mentioned for past glories as they have been involved in one messy litigation after another; properties being sold and going to court to counter. You can google the family as they are not "fiction" Then there was Dr. Ime Umana aka Imesco Group of Companies; the only thing he didnt achieve was becoming Governor of Akwa Ibom state. His influence was such that the then President Gen IB Babangida paid an official visit to Akwa Ibom and paid a personal visit to Imesco in his country home in Abak! Back then amongst many successful businesses he owned he was the SOLE importer of BMW cars in Nigeria. Companies, thriving business he left behind have all being either sold, ground to a halt, asset vandalized; people dont even know where his descendants are again. These two i know as they are in my state and my father was very proud of them as we were all kinsmen. As 2baba said "kuku google am".

CoronaVirusPro:
That’s fiction!

Tell me about reality. That Michael Jackson son will be poorer than Portable in future.

The story of the prodigal son was used as an example of issues that existed during those times; it served as a warning to people. I dont want to go into practises during bibilical times. However, there is no basis for comparing Michael Jackson and Portable. MJ is a global legend who had talent and left behind a catalogue of great songs which are still selling. His children are being taken care of.....that is if they chose to live a responsible life and not squander their commonwealth. The US is one country that if you chose to be wasteful, the system will will help to be poor. Portable on the other hand, is a hustling young man that started with NOTHING and desires to climb to the top. You cant compare the Naira to the almighty US dollar.

CoronaVirusPro:
Hello, those MKO Abiola’s kids will never be as poor as their peers who came from poor families.

I will repeat, being born into a rich family makes you 1000X ahead of your peers from poor backgrounds.

Read the story of the prodigal son in the bible.

tiswell:
He was born into wealth,nothing changed his life cos his life was already stewed from birth.

Make una let poor Nigerians breath!!!

I dont believe its about being born into wealth. Its about wisdom, wealth management and the grace of Almighty God. There are many families in Nigeria that immediately the Head of the family passed, nothing else was heard about them again. Soon after Chief MKO Abiola, the winner of the June 12 1993 presidential election in Nigeria passed, the family started to decline. His company Concord Group of newspapers should by now have become a mega newspaper across West Africa in print and digital media. By 1983 Concord was the most widely read newspaper in Nigeria. Many children now who are born into wealth just wanna live the soft life, spend their father money, sell houses and cars, travel the world, put white power across the nose, carry olosho and that's it...

Chegesnd:
The last FIFA Youth Tournament hosted in Nigeria, then I think one Mainasara was the head of the Organizing Committe.
My company supplied equipment from Lawn Stripers to Lawn Mowers and Stretchers.
By the time another edition of the same tournament held in another country, we were yet to be paid.
The committee finished her job, dissolved and sent report to the Presidency, no payment.
It took God's intervention after sorting Presidency officials that we were paid.
By that time, we have spent the whole money on PR.
Naija!

Omo! Na God Almighty been dey your side ooo. Yet the committee had been given the funds for this job o. Things like this make me wonder why its SO HARD for us to do the right thing in Nigeria yet......when we travel out, we dey behave well o. Na so one Anifowoshe wan use hand stop plane from moving and instead of being arrested some people begged for him and made him Airport Ambassador. God abeg o

PulaPower:
That cucurella own funny lol..

How come nah Akara e dey fry? 😃

E dey hustle im flight ticket money

Make una dey lie with sense naaaa. In one month of arriving UK....Husband beat wife.....wife report husband to authorities....husband deported.....wife remarry to man "who is ready to go to war for her" Haba! . Anyway woman wey japa to UK or US and ends up divorcing her husband all in the name of gaining FREEDOM TO DO FOKO-FOKO will only end a side chick. And immediately the money is finished......Guy don waka

when i see many Nigerian students depend a lot on chatgpt and look for many ways of making their report look and sound as if it was not written by AI, i beam with pride that i entered school and graduated with double honors at a time when reading and studying in the library and having very limited access to the internet was a thing. Infarct, now i have a new found respect for those that graduated with 3rd class. I swear na we be the O.Gs

Ulunne777:
You must forgive Kwam 2
AbikeDabiri ,a govt official said to err is human in Kwam1 case.
We must forgive her too

We are still discussing the effect of Kwam 1's reckless and disrespectful behavior and now Kwam 2 don show. So Abike Dabiri has come out to declare "to air is human"....very true and i agree with her. I hope the same "amnesty" will be extended to Kwam 2 and every other Kwam that will express their desire to unleash mayhem, assault and chaos on Air travel Operators.

Clearly, Nigerians are battling with mental health issues. Sad

We wish you long life and many more years of prosperity and good health. With all this motivational quotes and advisory, i hope you wont turn out to be another Invictus Obi or Hushpupi because our own don cast.

helinues:
Let go of the matter. After saying sorry, what else?

Modified: I think this clarification is necessary

Before the incident, I had issue with Kwam1 not something personal but based on what people have been saying about it. When I first read the thread, I also condemned him questioning who is he taking himself for and never bother to respond to any other related threads.

When I saw his video yesterday apologizing even admitting he's not supposed to be the one that should be involved in such situation, I was like so he can be apologetic upon how arrogant people have been saying he is

So after apologizing, what else? The herdsmen, bandits that have been killing people, which of them have apologized to Nigerians?

So he has apologized feigning remorse for his actions just because his reckless act has been captured and exposed on social media. Are you aware AS REPORTED, that when the officials refused him boarding the plane, the Pilot and first officer came down to investigate the reason for the delay of the flight, Kwam 1 opened his flask and threw the content on the pilot and first officer. This action is a sure sign that he has little or no regard for women as the pilot is a woman! A social media apology in not enough. Go and find out what the Civil Aviation Act 2020 says about any person who constitutes themselves into a nuisances while at the Airport. His cowardly and f00lish act is a sign that he has no respect for constituted authority, composed himself into a reckless endangerment to all. Now we live in an age where disruption of flights both local and international can be viewed as an act of terrorism. Being placed on a No fly list for six months is an insult to Valuejet, NCAA and the image of our dear country. All this is because he is tagged as "friend of the president". If this is not treated according to the law, another Anifowoshe will do it again. Kwam 1 knows he cant try this rubbish anywhere in the world....not even in small Ghana. Acts of this nature make us a global laughing stock.

May his soul rest in perfect peace. Amen

Fantastic news. Good riddance to bad rubbish. If you and your kind men want to live a perverted lifestyle....so be it. You cant continue shoving your so called "new found lifestyle" down the throats of the rest of the world. I look forward to this ne season. Up Chelsea!!!

so EFCC has gone from the organisation created to eradicate economic and financial crimes through prevention, enforcement and coordination to a being game show? This is very sad

WriterX:
What do you call an agency that..............thats where my own ends at.

Brave coward

RaptorX:
Why would anyone pay $15k just to visit America, if you overstay your money is gone and will be living like an illegal doing all kind of nonsense job to survive, just to say you are in America.

On top of the fact say, them go still fish you out, deport you back to your country and then slam you ban from entering the damn country. Omo! E no worth am ooo. But yet some "suffering and smiling" Nigerians go still sell their papa house+land to chook body inside America. Sad