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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FIRS Venue For Test by andolie: 6:15pm On Oct 22, 2009 |
Got it. Thanks guys. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FIRS Venue For Test by andolie: 12:47pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
I also got the text, but I have been trying to access the exam details from www.faceoftesting.com, but it keeps giving me invalid username or password. Can anyone please help? Username: FIRS09141277 Password: firs |
Jokes Etc / The Pope by andolie: 4:37pm On Dec 11, 2008 |
After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo and he doesn't travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. Excuse me, Your Eminence, says the driver, Would you please take your Seat so we can leave? Well, to tell you the truth, says the Pope, they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today. I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if Something should happen? protests the driver,wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. There might be something extra in it for you,says the Pope. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floors it,accelerating the limo to 105 mph. Please slow down, Your Holiness!!! pleads the worried driver,but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. Oh, my God, I'm goanna lose my license, moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches,but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. I need to talk to the Chief, he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a Limo going a hundred and five. So bust him, said the Chief. I don't think we want to do that, he's really important, said the cop. The Chief then asked, Who ya got there, the Mayor? Cop: Bigger Chief: Governor? Cop: Bigger Well, said the Chief, Who is it? Cop: I think it's God! Chief: What makes you think it is God? Cop: He's got the Pope as his driver! Stay Cool and drive home safely !! |
Autos / Re: Check Your Vin ( Vis-à-vis Inspired_m ) by andolie: 3:20pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
hi, please help out on this vin: 4T1BF28K1YU091420 |
Autos / Re: Check Your Vin ( Vis-à-vis Inspired_m ) by andolie: 10:28am On Oct 03, 2008 |
Thanks for the wonderful job you're doing, please help out on this vin: JHMCF86431C000741. |
Autos / Re: Check Your Vin ( Vis-à-vis Inspired_m ) by andolie: 6:03pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
Guys, please help check the VIN JN8AZ08W15W412004 |
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