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I don go buy one sweet knife wen i go take commit suicide if my name no comot 4 dat list.

U See wat i mean?, All dese unproductive, malicious, ludicrous and somnambulious scammers wud jst b lukin 4 who 2 devour. @ALL, I DONT NO IF ANY1 IS AS AFRAID AS I AM , rite now. As i speak, my nervous system iz ragin wit hormones. I wunt b able 2 sleep dis nite as i wud b chekin d site EVRI 15MINS!

ANYBODY can ad me wit www.facebook.com/Andrew.Ugbechie except witches & wizard o, @20naira, take am easy na, No b evribody b yoruba 4 here o. Eg: ME.

Mehnnn, its jst dis year i finishd sec. skul o. I pray i get dat admissn dis year. I dont wana know wat it fils lyk 2 wait anoda 1 year o cos am nt patient at all.

Make, i con go watch film, as we await friday.

Hey, GOING 2 UI NO B OPTION AT ALL O. AM IN ABJ, AND AJEBUTA BOY 4 DAT MATA, How i wan take rush go ibadan? CHAI, @yuxxy, dont wori, make d list jst get head, dats all dat matters. @ALL, MY DAD CAME BACK DIS EVENIN AND TOLD ME DAT D PROFESSOR CALLD HIM AND TOLD HIM DAT D LIST WUD B RELEASED BY FRIDAY. U see dat i dint tel u sum1, i told u d professor noni o. So, its reliable & it confirms wat d oda guy said.

@mikezhe, u probably missed ur way, Just pick up ur compass and follow ur map again, Dis iz a thread 4 Unibadan aspirants not Hairdressers. Wit all due respet. Thnk u.

Now, dis is chapter94. Omor, dis our season film long o. WE DON ADJOURN D CASE, DEREBY, POSTPONING ANY FURTHER USE OF COMPLEX VOCABULARY.

@yuxxy, walai, dis ur story dey make me laf die, Sori sha, Bt u sure sey na deaf and dumb pple u wan teach?? LOLzzz!

@miracleojo, tank you 4 ur nobility, which is infact interalia in our internecine, I interpolate considerin d adjournment of d interpersonal case, and dat u being my interlocutor, wud see dis case by a group of literati as an interim, based on d listenable nature of propaganda, I properly prompt d board 2 advertise d list pronto!, Being retrospective wit a propensity, 2 reunite our justice and cause, dis case be brought 4ward on d list awaitin trial on d day of release. I hereby make a progressive change witout due notificatn of retrogressiveness in all ramifications, and dat all false info iz retractible vis-a-vis. Witout unintended razzmatazz, and in d absence of any move by lawyers in d house, d case shal b adjournd, ANY OBJECTIONS?? @ridwan, bring forth ur case 2 wat u just said, any witnesses?

@bigbabyboy, dont get it twisted. Am a science student, likewise miracleojo.

@house,, i hereby reveal d autypical, audible 'attaché case' which is in fact 'au fait' wit our auspicious and gargoyle figure of our consitution, and therefore seems 2 be gargantuan. *clears throat*. My fortitudinal colleages 2 whom nairaland has bcom an invaluable crony, UI management in recent tyms has become a fuddy-duddy 2 d past monuments, and dereby leavin our lives monotonous and has bin d onus 4 our on-rush of nerves, Let us nt be schadenfreudic, in our sceptical posts. @miracleojo, in view of ur revelatory, rhapsodized, and consistent idea, d court has voluntary signed d passin of delineate, outlines 2 our cognoscentis. @AVB, dat u hav simultaenously shown a non-asinine, and austere mode of transformation, and dereby is allowd as a free citizen of UI thread on nairaland, @telz, & odas, in our autonomousity, un-bicameralized and unbiased sincerity, and with d power confered on me, Andrew(Barrister)Esq, PhD, MSc, a Senior Advocate of Nija, CON, M.O.N, I hereby announce wit brevity dat am making calculable ideas 2 forge an alliance wit the House of Reps wer i am a candid retiree. This wil foster our moves, witout protest and infact bring an incognito action 2 UI. *clears throat again* I REST MY CASE. COURT!!!!!

In my utmost gentility, humility and unconditional attentiveness, i have been reading d posts of us all 4 quite some time. And therefore, i stand now, wit my passive jurisdiscial judgement based on section 99 of 208. 1999 constitutn of d Fed. Republic of Nija, I hereby judje dat @AVB, u have nt bin a gud boy, so b reprimanded in ur quietness til d list is released. @telz, u hav bin admitted 2 a state of grace, 4 ignorin and toleratin AVB. @kristiana, u are sentenced 2 two hrs of free insult 2 AVB 4 2hrs 4 d abusive use of abbreviations, And @miracleojo, u hav bin, askd 2 cal ur witness. @others, case adjourned til DECEMBER. I REST MY CASE. COURT!!!!!

Wait a minute. Is dere SILVER and GOLD on dat list dat dey're keepin abi OBAMA PIKIN dey d list. Haba! @the telz, even doh its dec1, or 35th, make our name jst show d list. Anyhow dem wan do am.

@AVB, telz, kenJADE, odas, mehnn, guys lets cool down. Lets nt insult ourslves now dat God iz doin sumtin big 4 us. Abi una no wan celebrate dis xmas wit beta chicken coupled wit smilin faces??

They are resuming december5, HO'HA! ONE HAND.

@AVB, i swear u dont have any quantum of humility. Dats d gospel truth. See as u jst attack dat guy lyk sey na him make UI delay d list, Mehnn, u no try o!

Anytime i enter #land, i always xpect 2 see sum1 say 'HURRAY, THE LIST IZ OUT' bt we continue telin ourslf stories 2 kip body n soul 2geda. @AVB, mehnn, if u wer Olusegun Osewa, u cud hav had d authority ova wat pple post, but apparently u're not. And if u were, nairaland 4 suffer, lol. @captainkool, mehn, dat ur post sounded lyk criticism. @larrysman, deres no prefrence watsoeva in admisn in UI. @all, lets jst cul down. Nov15 is coming. It cant b mor dan dat date or else dey want jamb 2 penalize dem.

@AVB, i dont fancy dat o. We've bin hearin dat kinda stuffs since. D worst part iz dat I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW 2 BE HAPI AGAIN sef. Its awful.

I swear , all dese scammers are boiling my blood. I feel lyk stabbing my keyboard anytime i see deir posts. @totu, who needs ur forsaken help, Get ur feets off dis islands. We r gona make it dis year and dont nid no help 4 next yr.

Argh! Na novemba25 b d deadline abi, nov15, I dey hear 25 o while sum say na 15. Mehnn, no make matter worse pass as e dey o!

Its no more 'tiredness of waitin' dats in me but anger and hatred. I cant beliv i shouted at my mum 2day jst because of wats goin on in my mind ova dis adm stuff. I cud hurt sum1 o! Am at boilin point level.

I said, vibrators o, Bt nairaland changd it 2 gadget!

@preconal, haba, u're callin us vibrators. We r human beings o. Vibrator iz a toy used during sex play! Abeg o! lol.

Mehn, i'll soon join boko haram because of dis UI o. Tnk God i hav sumbody who knows sumbody in boko! @all, u guys shud just stp hearin stuffs 4rm difrent angles. Jst wait 4 d list 2 show on d website, ho-ha! Peace out!

@the telz, i waz jst readin u guys posts. Mehnnnn, #LANDERS R NT SMILING! @beshiman, abeg no let madness catch u o lol. I even heard sum1 sayin LIFE n DEATH, lmao! @all, dere's no way popsicool can chek 4 evri1 cos of diffrence in HODs. Lets jst wait. My proclamation is coming 2 pass, I CAN SEE ALL OF US IN OUR RESPECTIVE HOSTELS IN UI, REMEMBERIN HOW WE WERE STRUGGLING 2 ENTA! Sumbody say AMEN 2 dat!

Latest update! Unizik begins lectures 4 freshers, while unibadan iz still dere growin groundnuts, lol, mtchewww! Thank God we now know our stand. We shud not xpect dat list at all 4rm now till thursday. Thursday upwards=the list shud b out accordin 2 wat a UI guy said o.

@house, I tink ridwan is right cos wen my dad called one of dem in UI, d man waz jst fidgeting, mincing words. My dad also said he'll cal anoda persn 2day bt 4rm d way i see things, its definitely b4 next week runs out. UI IS NO WAY NEAR 2 RELEASIN DIS LIST 2DAY, 2MOROW OR NEXT. Dats d gospel truth!

Am going 2 ask my dad 2 call d H.O.D of zoology, Prof. Ogwumba. He has his numba. UI has made d last 3 mths boring 4 me. Am in a state of equilibrium ryt now. No love lost, no hate found! I'll giv u guys feedback.

As in, UI is up to sumtin creepy. Bt mark my words, ' THE LIST WILL BE OUT BEFORE NOVEMBER 15. As far as i know, UI is no way near to releasing dat list 2day or 2morw. D sooner 2 concur wit dat, the better.

Guy, say sumtin naa. IS THE RESULT OUT? SUMBODY. Abi u just want 2 raise someone's heartbeat??

If anyone had said dat i wunt have gotten admisn by dis time, dey'd say its a lie. Such iz life.