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How can u be spending your time in pleasing someone. Why not please yaself alone. Na u create him/her. Even self at the end you will be heartbroken. Its even better to buy a dog. Once u provide it a good home, it will respect and obey u

I am a ph.d holder. I want respet

mondi_cheeks: how body?

been too busy these days o. Can't even post as often as usual...how are u doing yourself?

Monicasque: lol thread funny o

say amen

For me it qotta be OREZI! From 'HighBp' to 'Emoti' to 'Bootay Bounce' and Presently 'Rihanna' amongst others, this dude has never dropped a wack tune! With more promo i see him flexing muscles with the crémé dé la crémé of Naija music!!! O'er to you...

vicot:

mehn d tin dey pain

god_of_music: Can someone BAN this off topic Morrafucker??!!!!

;(

mondi_cheeks: I have given up on you honestly

But me and u fit eachother na ;(

Idowuogbo: Amen!!!

i no trust this ur amen

mondi_cheeks: Amen!

Thats why i loff u

Why no reply?

'may your son's be treated the way you treat other guys'

5. Stalk the celebrities
Run behind the cars of famous
people shouting their names or
try to assassinate someone
famous if you want to earn
publicity. Call celebrities on their
phone, stalk them wherever
they go and try to pretend as if
you are the biggest fan they
ever had. If you will be noticed
by them you will surely get
noticed by the media and the
next day your name and your
picture will surely come on the
newspaper. This can be the
quickest route to your getting
famous.
4. Form a cult
It has been known from years
that people who are the leaders
in a pact tend to get all the
attention and they become
famous. The easiest cult you
can form can be of crazy
people. Go to a mental asylum
and get the members of your
group. Do something crazy like
go on the streets enchanting
spells on people or gather
crowd by doing stupid things.
Be funny so that people notice
you but don’t do something
that will put you in the jail. The
crazier you will be the funnier
things your followers will do
making you famous. This has
already worked in the case of
Charles Manson.
3. Hate all the things which
people like
Become as big hater as you can
and people will notice you. Just
shout slogans and show your
hatred towards the things
which people either respect or
adores like church, temples or
any sort of music.
2. Make a crazy world record
You may not believe it but
Guinness Book of World
records have helped people
earn fame and have made them
famous even if they have no
idea how to get famous. You
don’t have to do much either
try to make your own crazy
record or try to break the
record that has been already
made by someone. Lee
Redmond is a perfect example
of it. She grew her nails to 35
inches and now she is all
famous. Just follow her
footsteps, search for a crazy
record and accomplish it!!!
1. Kill someone famous
This is something which is not
very easy and definitely no
recommended. If you want to
earn fame snatch it away from
the person who already has it.
And the easiest way of
snatching the fame from him is
to kill him. If you will kill a
famous personality you will be
all there on the news and on
the newspaper. People will
always remember you. And that
is what you want. People to
recognize you and know you!!!
So buy a knife or a gun and
search the person who can give
you the fame you want.

1. Dance Naked In Front Of A Government Building aso rock[/b]Do you want to be noticed by
millions of people?? Here is a
very good way of doing this.
News and other broadcasting
channels are very much
interested in every activity that
happens around or inside
parliament. If you are a good
dancer or even if you are not
one than just tear your clothes
in front of parliament, get a
stereo set and dance as if you
are gone wild. This will surely
promote you on the entire
news channels. And the next
time you get down on the
streets you will be the first
person people will notice and
talk about. But beware because
as soon as you will become
famous for this act you will also
become famous among the
police and they will be very
much interested to see your
naked dance in the jail!!!
9. [b]Do something crazy with
your looks
There are many people who
have done crazy things with
their looks and got famous. Just
go to a tattoo shop and get a
full body tattoo of scales,
sharpen your teethes, get your
tongue divided into half, colour
your lips green and get a tail
attached, and here you are
ready to look the most weirdest
person on earth. You can invent
your own ideas too. Just a
change in your looks and
whenever you will step out of
your room you will become
famous among the crowd. So to
get noticed you have to exploit
your wildest and extreme crazy
ideas.
8. Post something foolish and
funny on internet.
You want to get popular on
internet huh?? Post something
interesting on YouTube. This is
known to be the best method
of getting popular. In today’s
era who does not like to watch
videos on YouTube. And if
yours is funny and different it
will become the one o view.
You don’t have to do much, you
just need a camera, a computer,
a completely psycho brain, and
millions of people will get
aware of your existence on
earth. Do crazy stuff like fall
again and again on your face,
sing in a weird manner, eat a
alive fish or you can have your
own stupid ideas.
7. Climb on the statues of
famous people or on buildings
that no one can climb
Trying to do the weirdest thing
in your life?? Here is an idea!!!
Why don’t you turn up into a
monkey and start climbing the
statues and buildings in your
town. People always notice
something that is unusual. And
if you want to get famous and
popular you have to do
something very unusual. Many
insane people in urge of
getting famous have climbed
the artificial structures and they
really got famous. The danger
you will put yourself will worth
the publicity you will gain after
doing this weird stuff.
6. Have sex with someone
who is already famous
It has been a famous trick if
someone wants to get famous
easily. If you want to achieve
fame and become popular
search for some famous person
who loves to sleep around with
strangers. There has been many
cases where people have
earned name by sleeping
around with an already famous
name. So if you have that extra
edge in your looks and willing
to do anything to get famous
this is the best way of earning
fame. The camera run behind
the rich and famous people and
if you are linked to them in
some manner you will also get
the focus on the camera.
Atleast try to get photos like Sonia of the Davido Saga. Your twitter followers go increase

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Was at his ph studios recently

Enegod: kissing in public is a
sin....

according to bible or ogogoro constitution

zeb04: Cz public show of affection aint allowd

wich nogerian law outlaws it?

Mehn una pin numbers mumu o

The thing dey vex me die. Why pretend in public when ur a freak in the sheets. Is it that nigerian galz are not romantic The only tin dem de manage to do na to hug. Please why?? Matured answers plz