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Stephen0mozzy:
I just dey joke my Oga. Simp nor go even get mind collect the phone na, him go say she go change and love am back.

Na who deserve something dey get something. No reward for rubbeesh.

Exactly and that day I even hold receipt down incase she won call. Me thief, so make tables no turn. Haha

Stephen0mozzy:
Flesh and blood did not reveal that to you meehn. Go and simp, i mean sin no more. 😅

Bro this thing don happen many years ago o. And no be say I be simp. I bought it so we could talk and meet but I noticed she just changed ontop phone wey I buy. Naso I collect my thing.

Stephen0mozzy:
It's simple - tell her y'all should meet and go out. When you see, collect the phone, give her her sim card and bounce.

I still don't understand how you all give people things they cannot afford on their own, without them even contributing into its purchase - later na you go con still dey complain shey she's entitled, when na you tell her say you dey buy love and infection affection i mean.

Exactly I have done this same thing for a girl before. The girl sef na 19 catch them young type. I sha managed to beg her to see me, I collected my phone with style and removed her SIM and I bounced. She hated me till I left that area but each time we saw after that I was always happy and she was always filled with disgust but what do I care. If that guy doesn't collect her phone he will be laughed at and when she's with her friends they will table his matter. Note* He can tell the lady he wants to take her out to eat somewhere cos she might be a bit smart. When she puts her phone on the table then that's when he goes ahead or he can tell her please help me to write this number down and that's it.

Oga collect your phone back, it's so simple. Just tell her you need to meet with her. Remove her sim and collect your phone. If you don't may thunder blast you.

Mane, Oshimen and Salah. It's as simple as that.

He's simping, the same thing Kaka did that made his wife send him away. The guys doing soft soft because na billionaire daughter. Eazi better stop all this fake nd gentility attitude. Women dislike men with this attitude or you go learn the hard way.

Data boys said na Obidient create the X Post. Let's here what they will say now.

whatmoreng:
What other evidence do you need. Behold the author and finisher of confusion in all opposition parties in Nigeria. He desperately want to run unoppose

LMAO. This is a legendary comment ajeh. Everyone knows but batishians will gaslight you it's not so.

I used to work in this company. Omoh I know believe this o. Lol

SisterAnn:
WhatsApp and Facebook ain't same with NL. Of course I have blocked so many crazy Indians on Facebook sending me their Gbola pics

The meat of my response is we are warriors here, we return faya for faya. If you are afraid to kpai, log out.

Ok ma lady. I get you now.. No P. E just be say this people energy dey drainy sometimes but I go follow your advice. Thanks.

SisterAnn:
Blocking anyone here is an act of cowardice. Politics section is not romance section, things are hot around here and if you can't take the heat, you exit the kitchen.

Imagine, opening a thread and all you see are people who agree with your POV, that's boring.

You go Sabi keep malice in real life!

If your mental health can't withstand the punches and counter punches here, bro, it's better not to log in.

Well that's my business and it's my account, moreover nairaland put the block button for a reason.. I know say you go lie say you never block anyone on your WhatsApp before, how much more Facebook and WhatsApp etc. So the block is there for a reason.

OredoPikin2:
Your father fit nor be your real father but you dey online dey troll another person.
If she says the child's mohbad, the child's mohbad
Make una allow the young lady have peace

I see say e pain you inside bone. If you like call my papa 100 times that result you must post am for the world to see. So keep crying for all I care.

OredoPikin2:
Have your dad done DNA on you?

Mohbad ex wife stop crying here, go and do the DNA and let's see the result live.

Why hiding the babys face, Oga go Nd do DNA o.

Bigkoko:
In Japan, Amupitan would only one option: she would have to undergo a ritual sucide called Seppuku!

In the West, Amupitan don’t need 4hours before he tenders his resignation.

In china he will be forced out.

In S. Korea he will be jailed.

Now, you wonder why Nigeria is a shithole compare to otters!

Stop defending criminals and liars!

After defending Bihari for 8 damn years what did you gain!

Allow the criminal to resign!

Bro with all the evidence at hand they will tell you it's Obidients behind it. Those guys are nauseating I just had to block all of them. Anyone who quotes me with their blind eyed comment straight blocking.

SadiqBabaSani:
Bashir can go n die for all we care. Amupitan is going now where, after all Jega and Prof Mahmoud were silent members of ruling party.

We know what is the problem of people like Bashir Ahmad

Anyone that speaks the truth is an enemy, same Bashir you dey support with your full chest before. Life sha.

Lithiumite:
You will seat in your 1 bedroom aparment deluding urself for consolation on your blatantly unstrategic politics.......which North,which kwakwanso?the north is only kano to you.

I'm not poor like you Oga. Atleast use your brain to check my signature, I don't work for 30k so rest.

bazoodo:
It's better for Obedients to stop dreaming and focus on aligning with the current power structure to get the country working. If you think the north allow another southerner take 8 more years then you joking. The north just has to wait for 2031 to get power back. And power to the southeast?? Y'all should stop dreaming. Study your history

It seems na nairaland be your bus stop. Be banking on past rethorics to push your false narrative. The North is backing Obi/Kwan so if you like Kiss The Lie na you sabi.

Racoon:
INEC Chairman, Prof. Amupitan, is really feeling the heat. He was caught red-handed supporting Bola Tinubu and the APC. To show how confused and panicked he is, he changed his username and then rushed to open a brand new X account claiming it wasn't his.

His actions only prove the allegations are true. Why change your username and open a new account? Does he think Nigerians are fools like Tinubu's supporters? I don't know who is advising him, but he looks lost and confused.

Bro, Tinubu supporters aren't fools, they know the truth but will turn blind eye and kiss the lies as always.

TimeManager:
This man jumped out of his bed and reacting to a fake tweet. Then he would later turn around to apologize as he usually does after he goofed.
He reacts first before thinking. He can't help to keep his bias in check.

-Kiss the truth!

Mr Kiss the liez, dem show you evidence but you still dey shift goal post. Na people like you ADC dey show evidence or saboteurs but you go say na lie.

Kiss the Lie!

TimeManager:
This man jumped out of his bed and reacting to a fake tweet. Then he would later turn around to apologize as he usually does after he goofed.
He reacts first before thinking. He can't help to keep his bias in check.

-Kiss the truth!

Evidence shock na kiss the lie you dey talk. Dem suppose nack you jazz make your brain correct.

Batishians will soon come to tell you it's an Obedient account. No be them again. Mr and Mrs Kiss the truth abi kiss the lie.

aswani:
Quick lecture about Grok, it is based on an LLM which means what you teach it to say is what it will return.

So if I tell it, "the poster with the moniker angelboy01 is a President Tinubu supporter" , next time anyone asks "who is angelboy01", it will correctly tell me "angelboy01 na President Tinubu fan".

The link I sent you is the actual debunking of the nonsense about Prof being on X by INEC.

But feel free to believe what you want, after all, you Obidients still shout stolen mandate.

Why you dey write novel because of wetin I write. Na wa o.

aswani:
Fake news, Obidients, stop besmirching people's character.

INEC: Amupitan does not own an X account, has never engaged in partisan commentary | TheCable

https://share.google/LcpJnk1EXvWcqbRYr

When you spend your whole life on nairaland and propaganda how will you know. Just go on X and ask Grok it will verify it as the truth. Whatever your propaganda clicks or not that's the truth. He's even changed his account name and restricted the one you called fake.

fyneboi79:
Enough body odour and fish smell to go around...hmmm

Omoh na wetin first come my mind be that. The first place she go first clean na down there and her armpit. The rest na she know o.

Currently Nairaland is even promoting their web called codedruns, but one thing is certain is person no mumù another man no go chop..

matify83:
This is so scary!

I wonder what affinity snakes have with toilets?

Is it that they find their way into most homes through compromised chambers or soakaway pits?

Once you have a broken pipe around your home snake will always find it's way. That's why you should make sure the pipe that leads to your toilet isn't broken..

magoo10:
APC has members but do not have voters let's be real here .
The voters which are the Nigerian masses are not with the APC hence the desperate moves we are seeing.

They are so funny ajeh. Who expanding of members help. Why don't they expand their members to the whole federation. Funny people still allocating land and giving out 50K USD for votes and they are truly expanding. Make them dey expand.

BATified2023:
with your comment it's obvious u aren't on Twitter but only on nairaland.

Go to twitter n see who he is, na big obidient account

Who cares, the same influencers APC is paying 20K USD. I'm more on X than here. So that's why he has to put BAT cap on the table to make a point. We know your usual propaganda so rest.

oz4real83:
With her "God forbid" face, she doesn't still know that what her sister did is fraud. In sane countries, by now her sister should be cooling off in prison which will make her to fully realize the extent of her foolery💔😡

Try this in the USA maximum sentence is 27 years and the least you will get is 7 years. So many ignorant folks standing on unrighteousness.

People who do fake Gofund me in the USA usually get nothing less than 7 years imprisonment. If Nigeria is a serious country your sister would have been in jail by now.