₦airaland Forum

tishbite42:
And guy man fit phuck the police man wife based on logistics

tishbite42:
Na merry go round na

Such is life

advocatejare:
Did Muhammad lower his gaze when he lusted after Zainab, his adopted son’s wife?

Baldwretch:
Your Nairaland comment makes it seem like she's baiting and enticing you, but the chat you shared shows that you are the one doing the tempting, or am i wrong?

tishbite42:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Akpabio carry go

Mugu fall, guy man wack
No be una fault
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diamond68:
is the current state of america. biden still preaching while beheaded

symbolism

irrelevant pesin wey still get mouth

AntiChristian:
Even John the Baptist was beheaded as a birthday gift! He no fit carry the head!

Christians are just too gullible with anything miracle inclined!

fuckingAyaya:
Let me see how peter obi will get 10k to buy a create of egg, we must teach him a bitter lesson

mufutau55:
Thanks @saydfact. That is exactly what the Painter did by applying Primer. But still, no more cement screeding for me.

Hajji M.

Tayorshd87:
Is not nonsense they do that overseas especially canada

dominique:
I hope she's not already using fillers at her age, she's starting to have that "look"

Sleekfingers:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You really cracked me up

baike:
Is grenada a country or a state

NwaAmaikpe:




Women will forever remain a wonder.
Some things about them start to make sense and just when you are almost certain of your mastery, they get you totally confused again.

Isn't it ironic that if Janice Combs were 40 or 50 years younger, she'd be considered an evening newspaper, but here is an 84year old looking like a bestselling Encyclopedia.
Just like wine, women get better with age.

But not our Naija women.

Those ones will only take care of themselves to get a man, and once they've gotten one, all the effort ends. Fashion vanishes, they'd ditch fancy lingerie for wrappers and Adieu Papa tshirts.
Some won't bathe except when on their periods, others will perpetually wear wigs on unkempt hair and the very majority of them have bulgy shapeless tummy.

With the girdles, tights and all, it is faster for a mechanic to couple a new engine than for a man to undreśs a fully dressed Naija woman.

You can't eat six wraps of fufu with two bottles of orobo Pepsi and watch Zeeworld all day in bed then expect a waist trainer to do magic.

I don't blame them, I blame our men and it's just a shame that Nigerian men have no taste; anything goes for them and that's why Nigerian women can't be bothered.

There are some pregnant women I've seen and wondered if it was truly a man that impregnated them or it was artificial insemination.

God knows that I'd rather mastùrbate than cavort with a lady of low sex appeal.
If an 84year old still endeavors to look sex appealing, Hanty, what's your own excuse?

With that said, the one thing I know about women is that there's something in every woman that makes them special to at least one person, woman-centric me.

iramure:
i will love it

Arapmoi22:
I cannot laugh jare.

Church wey runs girls they attend regularly without being pricked in their hearts.
Pastors even regularly blesses the works of their hands.

Church wey another Pastor dey ask my elder sister (A Pastor's wife and deaconess too) out in adulterous relationship.
My sister confided in me and told me of the trends happening to other deaconesses too.

My brother, Oyedepo's Winners only came TO MAKE PEOPLE RICH (The richest men in Nigeria aren't their members though).

Oyedepo's Winners did not come to lead anyone to the kingdom of God.

Remember, Narrow is the way that leads to heaven. Few are found therein.

Wide is the way to hell, the Mega churches are majorly gateway to hell.

Arapmoi22:
[b]I was in that church between 1995 and 2018.

I left when I discovered the scams going on underground in the Church.

Many of the Pastors knew the scams and they joined in "let me take mine" syndrome.

There is no corruption you see in any Ministry of Government in Nigeria that is not happening in the conglomerates called Church.

Baba dey scam many like myself till I saw the truth. Dem don use people head well.

David Junior is the 1st child and 1st Son of the Family.

David has always been a gentle child growing up. More Calm, Calculated and steady.

So, it became clear to his younger brother Isaac that he would live in the shadow of his elder brother (the heir).

I was not surprised Isaac left to start his ministry. He has been daring from childhood.

While David Jnr is a conformist who will take whatever his parents offers, his younger brother is not o.

He asks for the type of Car he wants to drop him in school even as a 5 -year old child.

Isaac grew up to be someone who does not shy away from asserting himself.

ISAAC CAN NOT LIVE IN THE SHADOW OF HIS ELDER BROTHER. THAT IS WHY HE WENT TO START A MINISTRY IN HIS OWN NAME.

Note that DOMI means David Oyedepo Ministry Incorportated. David Junior still fits into that 100%.

Anyway, It is a business conglomerate.

Isaac will not need to suffer much to build his ministry, he has shares in the mother Company.

We are talking billions of Naira and Millions of Dollars.

The black race will remain mumu forever.
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lexy2014:
if FG is "permitting" marketers to lift from dangote, how then is that deregulation?

iramure:
heaven for real?
Haaaaaaaaaa!
Even your general overseers, bishops, apostles and other pastorprenures don't wish to go to heaven because they know the only pre-requisite to visit heaven is death first.
You can't understand

Appletek:
My brother, no need to explain. Only Oyedepo has children who can step in. Shebi Aremu doesn't have children and Abioye doesn't have sons. Well done sir.

All of us know what we are doing. All of us.

diamond68:
I am working for God 👀😄