₦airaland Forum

anonimi:
Can it be that Wike also forgot that all households need to be supplied with water, despite increasing the tax burden on Abuja residents for revenue growth that is not paid into the TSA account like other federal ministries, departments and agencies?

anonimi:
Thankfully Wike and his boss are doing the right thing in the fundamental area of paying workers for their jobs.



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anonimi:
Mass revocation by the Abuja landlord to grab for himself, just like his boss does in Lagos

Maxymilliano:
Forest trading at its peak ...

Mariangeles:
I'm into B right now, but with the eggs cracked straight inside [without mixing]. Kinda like ramen.
I like my noodles soupy and spicy🧅🌶️🔥


@D, what happened?😳
Are those popcorn or what?
Looks like something a guy cooked.

In fact, all the noodles were prepared by guys, except B. Don't ask me how I know. 🤣

AMINDA:
This same Bishop Kukah who testified before the US congress claiming there was genocide barely 4 years ago? He should tender an unreserved apology to Elrufai and Buhari both of whom his likes spent years soiling their names. It is now clear that it was all about compensation, appointments and political patronage. The only thing that has changed between then and now, is that Tinubu is willing to succumb to their blackmail by offering them appointments and placing them on payroll.

VOsimhen144:
There was a thread that was on front page few days ago whereby a man sold his properties worth N60M to relocate to UK.. I saw many people bashing the man with their comments.

I hope u people can see one of the many reasons why that man took his Jakpa plans serious.. I pray make Nigeria no happen to u

E sure for me say if they release this couple alive,,, they will sell every single goddamn properties they have just to relocate to even Ghana 🇬🇭 here.

Namaster:
"...I haven't touched her before and she's a believer..."



There are going to be two very DISAPPOINTED people in that marriage come January.

One is IMPOTENT and the other is a "believer", aka taking it back to back from her friendly neighbour while maintaining an ILLUSION of sexual purity for the responsible Church Bro looking to wife a believer.

gare:
Oga Wike, leave that land issue alone. You have already positioned yourself against the military, and President Tinubu is unlikely to take sides with you against them. In the end, you may be the one sacrificed. Those complaining about military involvement in civilian matters should remember that our democracy has always had blurred lines the same military is often used during elections. So don’t act surprised when the situation no longer favors you. My advice is simple: Wike, step away from that land and focus your attention elsewhere.

Nwaikpe:
Some things that are food to some societies are not necessarily a discovery based on ingenuity but on situational conditions.

That is why Africans can "discover" that a leaf called "BITTER LEAF" is actually SWEET.
Not because they undertook any research, but because they were HUNGRY.

Shellsploit:
Nothing spectacular...
I have been bathing corpse for almost 25yrs now

SultanOfPuna:
The truth about infection is all in your mindset

I knnqcked a girl with gono raw knackings
I didn't know she had gono until the news cast for campus. I no catch anything

Ever since then I swear that I can never catch std. I have knack all types still no std

VOsimhen144:
Leave all these talk, the military has been compromised

I know a friend who is a soldier and he said Nigerian soldiers are capable and rugged to clear this bandits in a month but they have lots of spy and snitches amongst them.

some soldiers have even come online to speak about it. Their plans are being sold out and they end up always walking into an ambush.

We have 54 fully recognized and independent countries in Africa and Nigeria military is among the top 5 in Africa.

pansophist:
His first mistake was to go where he can spend 109k on the first date.

From the beginning, you can always predict the end. If on a first date, you begin hear funny locations like sheraton restaurant, or some rooftop places, you should not go there unless you can afford it.

Trying to give the perception of ''money no be problem'' is bad. If she think you are broke for being frugal, then she just confessed that she is not good for you. You cant have high tatse on someone's else pocket.

Men should understand that since they have the responsibility to spend, then they also have the right to choose how, where, and what to spend on. ''Responsibilities'' and ''rights'' go hand in hand.

If a girl insist on a particular place to meet and it seems expensive, playfully ask if she is the one taking you out. If her response seems like she is expecting you to foot the bills, then decline if it is above your budget.

A woman that likes you will happily meet you at a bus station, and walk in a park with just a bottle of water and groundnut.

Nwaikpe:
Which Obi is that?

Is it Peter Obi (SAAW, PBUH)?

Righteousness2:
Comedian TERRORISTS ranting the usual blablabla

In just 12 days,
Little ISRAEL shattered all your Defence you built for over half a century, flying in and out of your country , Destroying at will.

Tiny ISRAEL rendered your 40 yrs Nuclear program useless, Killing all your Top Chiefs of your Army, Navy, Airforce and so on and Retired your Spiritual leader to hiding underground.

Little Tiny ISRAELhas rendered you impotent, Bombing your Military infrastructures at will even after the 12 days and at the same time Putting Fear on you to reply.
Hezebollah, Hamas , Pij, houtis TERRORISTS All your Arms and legs around ISRAEL have been Crushed and delivered to their Virgins even till yesterday.

No one dare replies

You Mullahs should better hold your peace Before the LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH COMPLETES ITS DESTRUCTION ON YOU.

DomPerignon:
Israel will not exist beyond 2029.

A civil war break out on or before May, 2028.

Your 8 decade curse is about to commence.

Start packing to India.

Botragelad:
"Hezbollah’s second most senior figure."

Mess with Israel and you’ll spend the rest of your life being hunted. Nasrallah, Sinwar, and the rest learned the hard way. Gaza turned into a parking lot because those terrorists thought attacking, invading, and murdering Israelis was somehow a smart move.

InvertedHammer:
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Call 9.1.1

Expect to be treated worse than someone with Ebola. You will be quarantined.

How did you know that it is malaria?

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ednut1:
when travelling you are supposed to travel with anti malaria and typhoid drugs. Go to the hospital , they have tropical diseases department.your medical bill go huge sha pele

Solofresh2:

I escorted him to Jupiter
He will be back healthier and stronger 😁

Mariangeles:
Wetin no dey 'sup for that Ghana? Na wa O!

Solofresh2:
Who asked you all this questions?

VOsimhen144:
Because of the hatred of the cockroach, the mosquitoes voted for the insecticide but when it came, it killed both the cockroach and the mosquitoes including the fly that never voted.

Bentacur007:
Funny country

God will see is through

Alusiizizi:
No satisfactory explanation of consciousness has yet been presented, indeed, the very definition of the word is hazy at best. Personally, I prefer Dr. Roger Penroses attempt at its description. For those who don't know, Dr. Penrose is a notable theoretical Physics and a Nobel laureate(2023 prize for his theory of trapped surfaces beyond the event horizon of a black hole, thus proving that, given the current understanding of General Relativity, a singularity must form at its center). Basically, his thesis centers around the theory of computation and the Godel incompleteness theorem, which basically asserts that all mathematical systems contains axioms that cannot be proven from within aforementioned mathematical system. What this essentially implies for computation machines, whether we are talking hard code software or even the most advanced A.I, is that the product of any computing machine must directly be correlated to an input, i.e. computing machines cannot create information that was not already fed into it.

Which brings us to the problem of humans. It is a matter of fact that humans routinely create new information, and this is where Penroses theses come to play: Human minds do not obey the Godel incompleteness theorem because the source of human consciousness is not a classical system but a quantum mechanical one, in other words, human minds are actually quantum computers and not classical computers.

Now, what does all this have to do with the final destination of human consciousness? Well, we know that something called "entanglement" is the very center of all quantum processes, which means that human minds, and therefore consciousness, is entangled with the rest of the universe, so perhaps, when a human dies, his body might die but his consciousness could very well linger on.

Namaster:
This is a NO BRAINER!

The WHOLE Northern Region should have been LOCKED DOWN a long time ago.

All the states in North and our Northern borders should be locked down for like 6 months for INTENSE Military OPERATIONS.

Especially after they KILLED a General and KIDNAPPED School Children within a span of 3 days.

Lock down. Lock in. And OBLITERATE with reckless abandon.

Instead, our WEAK President is telling us he's DEPRESSED.

MADNESS!

Nwaikpe:
Nigeria is a failed state.

The only country where their intelligence is useless,
And the intelligence of the nonstate actors have been proven to be potent and superior even to the capture of their generals.