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Ahhh, I want to be like you when i grow up

Trojan8:
Mine was the reverse, ''you are moving a bit too fast, this assessment is not timed''

I don't know if it was just me but for the JFA the inclusivity?inclusion?/culture options were always "When you fly to a new country do you bother to learn about their culture" or something like that and i usually pick it as the third coz safety, hierarchy and teamwork i feel precedes that, Sometimes even the last choice if all the aforementioned get listed.

Artsynatty:
This pretty much sums it up. My questions were 100% in this line. Nothing much about safety, but you see that culture, teamwork and this particular one I saw a lot, "People can clearly understand what I write"? They just kept spawning them.

THE WINDOW IS ALMOST UP AND THEN THE WAITING WILL BEGIN

At the cost of going a wee bit back on my words, i am kind of happy people like @Edith1900 found our humble insertions helpful for their test. @corporatehitman has gone awol, I guess he is taking his consulting job seriously now just like i am taking my own whatever it is i am doing job seriously now too . Happy to see that atleast some people are hopeful about their tests which i would love to be a part of but omoooo. Anywho there is life outside nlng too, i mean you are currently living it rn sooo don't beat yourself up about this whole thing better days ahead In sha Allah. @airsaylongcome fighting the current wave of genZ Gt applicants thank you for your continued guidance and insights.

@jobbernath saying he has given up in pidgin english

I still doubt it is up to that number, people can randomly enter these groups even if they arent taking the test. Omo for the score reduction that is something i dont even want to hear nor discuss for having unanswered questions . I will disappear till you guys finish discussing that part

Corporatehitman:
@Anonby1,

Below are the poll results from 2 of 4 existing whatsapp groups that were created for the process. Each group has at least 1,000 members. I understand that some members will belong to at least 2 groups.

Phone numbers have been erased to protect privacy.

I dont even know why that was funny but it is. Anywho dw it will all work out for the best

5igar:
Lmao. If i see an AC invite next stage, it can only be because a lot of people failed worse than me😹

thats like 1 percent of the actual test takers

Corporatehitman:
For record purposes. The poll will be edited soon to reflect current conditions.

And it'd be these same guys that will be screaming raptured later on ooo, smh

5igar:
Bro. I just dey think about my life since

I think regardless of how it goes like @airsaylongcome said "a bird in hand is the only bird" all the way till the offer lands

5igar:
Omo! Be like say me sef go focus on my current job o. Which kind assessment be this? Ha!

That is so true "a bird in hand is the only bird". i did something similar after writing mine, i just called my friend in hustle and was like to afa any deal at hand coz omo . but what is that "KORO" sir if i may ask, truly its war atp na to just position yourself better for better things in case you miss out on this so it doesn't linger as a regret that is my mindset for now

airsaylongcome:
I get the "be a good person" perspective o....but naaaah me I don't buy that. This is a dog-eat-dog competition with upside that will change your life completely. Succeed through the entire process and you will suddenly realise that you actually have an account officer/manager at your bank. You will suddenly get to know that Murtala Mohammed Airport in Lagos and Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport in Abuja have "kọrọ" that you don't know about. That you can be escorted by heavily armed Naval gunboats while thinking you are on a cosy bus or train.

Naaaah. This recruitment is "war". And I am NOT giving my competition any edge. I don't hate the competition o, but I will put my interest first. I also completely get the side of those who just want high level knowledge of the exam. Not necessarily looking for the exact questions or expo. And I'm not criticising or putting them down. By all means look for whatever will give you an edge, but they shouldn't criticise anyone who has written and refuses to "share". When they write the exam, they will understand.

Someone here said after the exam, they opened their laptop and decided to take their current job seriously and I legit bursted out laughing reading it. I could relate because I did the exact same thing. Getting a success email in the process can leave you jaded, thinking "I gat this". You no gat anything o! Do your best on the exams but hold your current job well. They say a bird in hand is better than two in the bush. I don't agree with that, a bird in hand is the only bird

You have to, i do not think it will let you skip to the next question. Just fumble it and go

Pedrii22:
Is it not better to attempt answering even if it's wrong than skipping?

People always view it from a myopic lens of you have to be a good or be the better person all the time which is nuts, a lot of times the real world doesn't work like that lol. You'd be shocked how the same person will take a similar stance towards people that are yet to take the test

airsaylongcome:
I’d rather not share even that format. That adrenaline/tension you have because you don’t know the format is advantageous to me. You can loose two, maybe 5 seconds just verifying the format. Those 5 seconds mean lost time for one question, maybe two if you are very good. I am NOT giving my competition a head start to be two questions “ahead” of me before they even start their exam. Go inside and see the format yourself.

Many people here don’t understand that the success rate for this recruitment is less than 1%. And the returns on success at this is life changing.

plus there's one particularly annoying question just skip it, you will know it when you see it.

Nimora:
Fair enough, everyone shares to their comfort level. And just to clarify, no one pressured him or anyone to share… people were only asking generally. It was not until he was like repeatedly saying the questions were everywhere that others started to ask for it. Thanks for the tip though. The advice you gave is helpful


Plus I wish everyone the best. Signing out! ☺️

Nimora:
I understand your point, but I still believe everyone’s performance is personal. Sharing general insight doesn’t reduce anyone’s chances. Who is prepared will still stand out... trust they will. I don’t see preparation as giving competitors an advantage. At the end of the day, performance is individual. True, SHL is norm-referenced, so scores are compared. But knowing the format doesn’t change someone’s ability. Performance still determines ranking. What determines ranking is still speed, accuracy, and reasoning ability. PERIODT!

General insight na to just practice from their practice assessment, it is unfair to expect him to just dish out info that might compromise him being selected especially since he feels he hasn't done to his expected capacity. What gave me the most trouble was solving as i was reading the questions this is probably the number one most important advice I can give anyone taking this test. Read the question then note general idea of how to solve what you are reading but don't start plotting till you read the entire question

Anonby1:
So shed all that worry everything will be alright by Gods grace. Good morning guys its another day for someone to Bleep up numericals again

Did nairaland just censor my bleep?

airsaylongcome:
Forget those comments. I agitated for people who wrote before me to give “update” or “insight”. When I wrote my exam, I totally understood why they didn’t give any. The exam is ruthless and giving your competitors any kind of advantage over you is pure madness. No let anyone pressure you or allow the laughing and goading get to you. Shake it off like water off the back of a duck.

Exactly, it's not like exams in school where everyone can pass and it will be alright. So it kind of is a given people will be iffy about giving others an edge

Corporatehitman:
Your story resonates with mine.

So shed all that worry everything will be alright by Gods grace. Good morning guys its another day for someone to Bleep up numericals again

Kennywhytte:
Can you kindly share the WhatsApp group link?

Guy man just wan cheat in peace

Zagabronx1:
pls how far with this calculator? can we use our own or there is onscreen one to use

Tbh i cannot comment on that because i did not see any onscreen calculator, might have missed it, i used one sha but dont take it as an endorsement, maybe @Corporatehitman can comment more on that or other test takers. I'm sorry

I kinda might have fumbled the numericals part but for some reason i am not bitter about the test questions being leaked maybe because i had moved on since day one when i received my love letter but was subsequently reconsidered after those that passed wrote the first shl test. I am a firm believer of "nothing that is yours will pass you and what is not will never come by you", if it ends with this round then so be it if not then may we all meet in the promised land (BONNY!), Wish everyone of us success in our various predestined journeys

Corporatehitman:
They'll now know it's me.

Attached is a screenshot of them laughing at a comment from Nairaland yesterday in one of the groups. I've erased their phone numbers to protect their data privacy.

Na to sneak someone in to drop the message oo ahh, We have to laugh oo

Corporatehitman:
I feel guilty, mean, and bitter. I think the reverse psychology and gaslighting may be working on me

Abeg paste this "I have fully documented the happenings in this group (Cheating/Screenshots of actual test) which goes against and does not conform to our standards as potential GT's should not engage in such act and as such will be marking the participants in this group as do not recruit, Goodluck on your future endeavors.
Thank you, and God bless.

DO NOT CALL OR MESSAGE ME, PLEASE!" in the group make we laugh small

THE FACT THAT NO ONE IS MENTIONING THE INDUCTIVE MEANS EVERYONE DID WELL OR IS THINKING THEY HAVE DONE WELL IN IT RIGHT?

It is the best study material ive come across too

Olabantu:
I found this video quite useful in preparation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TaMxEXA5t4. You might want to check it out

I swear, I just hope they don't count it yet o

The last paragraph 😢 😭[/quote]

He actually does not drive in an suv, he drives in a Toyota corolla i think 2013/14 and its right behind them in this photo.

Pootle:
and he his riding in an expensive suv