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Mehn, I no even know wetin I go do, na die b dat o, head go roll

Wtf! I dont even know what to say.smh

sats: preacher, d section is not limited to jokes u created personally, if u find jokes that r good, pls share, thats much easier, quicker and more fun

the jokes u find and share, do they fall 4rm heaven? Wat d poster is saying is u guyz post old jokes instead of creating new ones, dont u think u have d capacity to create a joke?

Lol, nice one

No, who made dat law?

mukina2: i go beat you for fantasy if you like buy 50 pursestrings

if e like let him score 2000 goals i will not buy him

Lies

Gaping tinz

Goal galore... United all the way.

Would you believe it?

Let me b positive.

Hmmm

4th to comment
chelsea make manu proud even though I know you cant

obisage: it's not just begging, we will force him!!!! shoesless animal. my pppl say, if some that never expected to be king becomes one, he will surely abuse the throne. Jona never know he would be president, thats why he want to use this opporturnity to travel to the whole world. I prefer OBJ to him. cos every one knows OBJ is a bad man and we understand that. but this is one man all Nigeria voted for... the only thing we can gain from him is constant fuel prize increment.

typical nigerian thinking, u know obj is a bad man, and u prefer him... Many 9jerians no get sense atall atall, wu ask u to vote 4 GEJ? Next time u want to vote, b sure of wu u r voting.

4reigningqueen: ok
oga jona,plz contest in the next general election.we love your work,our roads are now smooth,our eletricity has experienced massive improvement,fuel is now 10 naira per litre and so on.plz contest so that you can complete the job you started

dem tell u say na gudluck go cut down fuel price 4 u?

hotwax: Don't mind those loosers. Alex fergie and arsene winger said they are relieved that drogba is gone. He is coming back now. They and their fans will be shiting in their pants.
So any africans that's doing well is using juju. How come messi and ronaldo are not using juju?

where did u here that 1? That Alex ferguson and Wenger said they r relieved that Drogba is gone?? LIAR.... when Man u collected the league 4 times in a row, wia drogba bin dey? And wat makes u piple think onli drogba can singlehandedly save chelsea?

Ikpediarukevwe: abeg kum jare.... all this idiot saying drogba is using juju power, isnt dat gud enough. what abt the drug dealer messi who scored 85+ and still counting this year. what du u have to say abt dat

lwkmd

jayjam: Torress ought to av bin fired instead of rdm,dnt knw why some haters here are beafing moses,he wasnt gven d chance to play upfront and as such cant be blamed than torey who has bin more shy in front of goal

exactly, they havnt given moses the chance, even dat idiot #storage has been given better chances than Moses

mister.hillz:
I am so proud to be a Nigerian and in my next life i will still be a Nigerian!!!

wu u dey decieve? If I choose Nigeria make I die

DROGBA-hazard,Mata,nd Oscar wont work out, believe me, drogba nids lampard, except una go play 4-1-3-2, den ur defensive midfield go leak, mancity go nack una akpako....

naturalwaves: The mere presence of Didier Drogba on the pitch any day any time irrespective of his fitness level is enough to scare any opposition. A half fit Drogba is still better than a combination of a fully fit Torres and Sturridge.

BTW, is Victor Moses a good striker? I have serious doubts about him having watched him for a while now. A striker that can't do a slight chip on a one on one with the keeper, he is never sure of his dribbles, can't cross well, he is not clinical in front of goal. Against Juve, he even attempted playing a left footed, weak shot through a jam packed defence when he could have pushed the ball forward with a lil run and then shoot.With all these, his days at Chelsea are numbered and he might even continue sitting on the bench for long. Or, am I the only one seeing all these?

yes u are, how dare u blame the uselessness of chelsea on Moses? Wasnt drogba in chelsea when they finished 5th in the league last season? Or was it 6th?

RAFAEL BENITEZ will bench drogba, whether chelsea fans like it or not

Wen scholes came back to play 4 manu last season, what did chelsea fans say LOL, Drogba...! Una wan cari black magic come back to epl again abi? Time to pray

And I was thinking chelsea culd do manu d favour of atleast drawing with mancity... Smh

iGarri: Una no worry d 2nd goal wey dey wake ManUup never come in yet, hope still dey..

so wen dem score 2nd goal 4 70smtn minutes nai man u go start to play?

alex ferguson needs to have his 1st squad players o, anybody wey ein like ein go put 4 match, mtcheew!

cleverly dey alive and Giggs dey play match. sir. ehn, I hate dis man u wing football, kagawa ooo! Wia u dey?

1025: please man u shld avoid cheating today at least norwich is not a big club. this thing is becoming shameful that this red devils cannot win without controversies.

yeye chelsea fans, na bcuz dem give chelsea 2 redcard against man u nai make una lose today? EDIAT!

slex: Please my tv has stated to show silly and impossible things, i thought i saw ibra score an impossible goal. Anyway i will confirm it tomorrow

lol

OP, na dis thing suppose make me laf, ya belle

why u wan show everybody say u dey jobless?

my name go b zzzyrazndrizz Zzwaznzi