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Poster, I dont get you with your car picture. What kinda funny is that?

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HEY! GUYS CHECK OUT ME JOKES, THEY ARE FRESH

1. A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency?He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?

2. Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.


3. Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven.
God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first cop says, "I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force."

The second police officer says, "I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty."

The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say , Look, He's Moving!"

4. A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

5. Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife 'look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !' Wife replies 'yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse , '

Sorry dude, this is not funny. I get the drift but this aint funny.

Yah, this is funny

Heh! Thats funny

Oh Shit! Not again. May I suggest all newbies to stop picking up a fight with the oldies here and show some respect. You guys are constantly picking up a fight and making this section boring. Seriously, give Gabby a break.   

Hey guys, where my Gabby?

no way!

GABBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Who is the noise makers exactly?

No way! I dont like materialistic woman

LOL.

Im in love with Pussy

Gabrywyl

Sistawoman

Ebony_Silk

Dreeldee

Gamine

AshtonJake

Seun

Mukina2

Mustay

Shaz

GABRYWYL

As if yours is any better

This is not a joke at all

Geeeez. . . U have just polluted Christmas

Pay me and I will

and u are number 2

What a thread

about what?

Dracula my foot

Poster, thats funny

Is this like a joke?

will what?

So many children around here

ya

Eh?

I think you should be called HungryNaughtyGirl LOL

Sometimes I wonder. . . .

hmm

Oh come on dude. This is just a joke. . . Do you have to take things so seriously?