god jobs guys kip it up

what are they keeping up?
the laugh?

they are keeping up their bla bla bla for better performance

HEY! GUYS CHECK OUT ME JOKES, THEY ARE FRESH

1. A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency?He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?

2. Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.


3. Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven.
God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first cop says, "I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force."

The second police officer says, "I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty."

The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say , Look, He's Moving!"

4. A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

5. Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife 'look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !' Wife replies 'yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse , '

Y-HU§TL£R:

HEY! GUYS CHECK OUT ME JOKES, THEY ARE FRESH

1. A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency?He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?

2. Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.


3. Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven.
God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first cop says, "I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force."

The second police officer says, "I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty."

The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say , Look, He's Moving!"

4. A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

5. Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife 'look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !' Wife replies 'yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse , '

hehehe! Chris Rock tells some of the funniest jokes mehn! Always in-depth thinking in his stuff.

He once said before the last US elections that there was one advantage Mcain had over Obama, and that's the fact that when their secret service looks into their background, talks to people they know about stuff they done. Mcain would have the upper hand cos all his friends are dead! From his newest stand-up Comedy "Kill the Messenger"

*smacks ben's head for saying the truth*

nice

;d

y ben

Not funny. Yet you dey complain and yarn nonsense

NICE ONE
PLEASE HOW CAN ONE GET CHRIS TUCKERS COMEDY

@GABY,

WELL IF YOU SAY ITS NONSENSE FINE. SINCE WE HAVE BEEF ITS A NORMAL THING FOR EVERYTHING I DO TO BE NONSENSE. THATS THE FACT.

SO I ACCEPT THAT MY POSTE IS NONSENSE, BUT AT LEAST YOU SEE PPL WHO POSTED SHOWING THEIR APPRECIATION. IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD TRY AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER TO POSTE INSTEAD OF SITTING BACK THERE BEEFING ME. YOU SHOULD HAVE BETTER THING DOING BABAY GIRL.

TAKE KIA.
HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

mheeeen! See beef! Worse than Tupac n Biggie! I wonder who'll get shot first . I can't wait tho'. hahoha!

Y-Hu$tler
what rung wit you
Behave urself and leave gabby alone

whats ur problem man?

Y-HU§TL£R:

@GABY,

WELL IF YOU SAY ITS NONSENSE FINE. SINCE WE HAVE BEEF ITS A NORMAL THING FOR EVERYTHING I DO TO BE NONSENSE. THATS THE FACT.

SO I ACCEPT THAT MY POSTE IS NONSENSE, BUT AT LEAST YOU SEE PPL WHO POSTED SHOWING THEIR APPRECIATION. IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD TRY AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER TO POSTE INSTEAD OF SITTING BACK THERE BEEFING ME. YOU SHOULD HAVE BETTER THING DOING BABAY GIRL.

TAKE KIA.
HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.

Ah Ah. . . So you wanna challenege me and thats why you are hittin me to begin with? Seriously dude, I aint got time right now.havent you heard? Otherwise you would see me postin all over the threads like I use to.

Look, if you want to declare yoursef as th King of joks, you go ahead ooo. Nothing is stoppin you.

I did not declared myself as funny so I got nothing to loose aight.

Hooray to you! The new King of Jokes afta Baba Sam Milla! You happy now?

Gaby, u r the ruling queen, any other person na fake.

Y-HU§TL£R:

HEY! GUYS CHECK OUT ME JOKES, THEY ARE FRESH

1. A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency?He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?

2. Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.


3. Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven.
God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first cop says, "I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force."

The second police officer says, "I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty."

The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say , Look, He's Moving!"

4. A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

5. Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife 'look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !' Wife replies 'yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse , '

Sorry dude, this is not funny. I get the drift but this aint funny.

He hasn't got that yet.

GABY,

DIDNT SAY I WAS FUNNY!!!! MAYBE YOU DID NOT GO TO SCHOOL

I AM TRYING TO EMPHASISE ON THAT PARTICULAR JOKE YOU POSTED, I AM NOT A FUNNY GUY. ALWAYS ON THE MUSIC SECTION HERE.

DECIDED TO COME SEE WHATS HAPPENING IN THE JOKE SECTION BUT TO LET YOU KNOW I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!!!

me too in you

who are u reffering to brof?

you na, abi no be you dey hustle all ur life?

Eh no shaking now. Me are 4gether

WERE U AT GABY?


I DONE DEY FINE U UP AN DOWN.

IN FACT I NO FINE U AGAIN!!!!

Yes, am hia ooo. How may I assist you?

take style baff the guy na

Na this kind thing Clem go like. No go find chic wey go baff with u. _{Stand there dey fantasize about someone else's pleasures.}

na u sabi lol

@CLEM,


THIS IS VERY FUNNY, CHAT WITH ME I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

WE GOTTA TALK.

@D1KeleVra

MAKE YOU FIND AM CHIC NOW LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL CLEM YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN NOW.