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how mad has nairaland mad makes you?i dont mean real madness oh

i mean does nairaland makes you smile,laugh in the mist of friend and family

oneday i was discussing with my family at the same scroll nairaland post and comments immieditly i started burst out laughing

the sound of laugh makes my family almost ran

other time i was walking along the road and scrolling my phone
i started laughing passerby began looking at me like a man person i didt relaised until i got home and my mother started qurying anout the comment she had hear i had to explain to her

other times in my room i began laugh uncontrolling like dat
share your own and state the sentences that makes you laugh

im following my oga foot step as senior boy i go soon free o.i don write agreement o

xxxtedyxxx: you did very fine. U ve alrdy talked abt the main point.thanx for helping out.twuaaalee

oga ted whats my score

ted whats my score?

first do you have any feelings for her ?
she was already into you waiting for greenlight
try to ready the previous posts to about looking for hooks in your convo(discusion)it easy to keep discussion going ,look for what will interest her discus it with her,
i believe she has feelings for you this what you going to do
trying look for her,try finding out what happen between you too
that will lead you to find zone,invite her out, after which you start acting like her boyfriend call her text her compliment ,reward her when she invest (if she calls or text you) for being shy try talking to atleast 5girls a day you can start by using ted classic line
never in your life approcah a woman from behind always put on a smile on your face try to look smart nd clean thats the way to go dudu have fun[quote
author=Yhemit]Xup bro.......I want to ask abt some,I jam a girl for my
area in wch we talk n greet each well that particular day.also askd for
her 2go acct and she gv it to me.the journey started few months ago,in
wch we chat n discuss like really close fwd..toq I neva open to her that
I loved her thru all our discussion(months) I even askd for her number
in wch she still gv me without no problem or begging at all.....she is
some how free n open to me those period ...in wch i also call her some
times just to say HI (friendzone tnz) and ask abt her day,but she like
asking me to gist he or bring up topics for us to (both) discuss abt,in
wch am not good for that area.....but she tell me almost everytn abt
herslef to me ....so I always hide for her on 2go,in wch I may ask her
to meet me online ard 10'o'clock and I will not be online.....Nutshell
she did sometime that pain me by giving her fwd her fone to fellow me
talk,wch she disguise as if am talking to her on fone that day,so I
suspend my everyday call for like 2weeks nowto now make things worse she
as already blocked me on her blocked me her 2go acct ,she did't picks
my call again..........am only sending text msg,shd I continue . Toq I
lv her bt don't wnt to jump by opening up to her,bc nah gentle (not
forget dt am a shy dude my heart always beat like clock) guy I dey do
for my side...........NEED HELP[/quote]

kajole am from nigeria precisly from edo state ,benin city

kajole: Mr are you a nigerian?

Less i forget

no pictures

mr man you aint serious yet

my dear am not uploadin
if interested we can off line talk via ma num drop yours plz

nyere84: Op, we need pic, or we will not believe you.

@oga ted chk kilo234 msg i replied it best to my knowlege as i follow my leader please chk to make corrections

that not problems @kilo dis what you should do

frist make sure you pass through the intro stage ,atraction ,rapport it will become very easy when you know her better
for the outing it depends on your locations if you stay in a low or expensive area,it also depend on the type of girl too.

there are some babes that likes bars ,plaza it differs.it also include your pocket size meanwhile you also ask her while teasing or playful

when you are finally make it to outing,ask for her order be a gentleman get it or call the attendant
you can tease her ask her about her always remember to pick hook to enable the continuation of discussion
you:you loke beautiful to night or your hair look nice,what this stlye call
she it called baby face or whatever (pice the name of the hair)
you;babyface wow it look nice on you,give her compliments make her understand you care,put smiles on your face too .

(make sure you look good atlease cut your hair,shave,dress smartly enjoy the date )this is what i learnt from oga ted ,correct me oga ted ,you doing nice job bro[quote
author=kilo234]oga teddy u av been doing a great Job here. i have dis
problem with gals after they agree to go out wit me i just let it die,
going out is my problem where to go, tins to do. if u can assist with
smtin i would be greatfull thanks[/quote]

wats m 17

laugh my dear problem half shared is half solved
if you are interested
or have someone interest
even if she has a child is fine
i will do my best to care for them
after she is carrying my babe
to be sure she is interested my dear

martha: Hahahaha!

princess
are you intersted??
am serious o
[quote
author=Princess Ella]Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Laff wan kill me here
ooooooo! Nofin I no go see for nairaland! Lmao! @UNCLE, u are not ready
yet! [/quote]

because for a start am not a womanizer,i find out approaching women was difucult for a man,am a shy man so to say

hi,am cliff by name,am 40yrs,i want a lady to settle down with.fashion designer,stlylist,i dont want expensive girl o back off,i have no kid ,it okey if lady has a child just one is okey,i dont have money but i will be able to feed her daily,so note i dont want fast food girls ,if you are ready we discuss strength to biz ,if we met you not okey with my apperance and am okey with you we date for a while then stregth to marriage ,i want a lady that will be able to give me a children plz no igbo (i dnt want expensive marriage)am base in benin city edo state a woman from south south is good my num 08182393006 no spending untill we define what we want