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FoodRe: My Beans Is Smelling Like There's Kerosene Inside— (Photo) by apelikirk: 7:31am On Jan 22
DeclanR:
Guys please help me before I mistakenly Eat poison.
I'm always careful of whatever goes inside of me because it will hardly come out.

I bought a mudu of Butter Beans yesterday, I'm cooking it right now. But after parboiling it, I perceive a kerosene-like smell oozing out of it. I don't know what this means.

I have stories of people who ate such, and died afterwards.

Someone please explain to me. Should I continue or throw it away?

Urgently please.
I think I observed same thing from the honey 🍯 beans 🫘 I bought from an aboki too. I even thought it was from the crayfish. Hmmmmm God abeg o🙏 😢
PoliticsRe: Governor Fubara Renovates Rivers State Secretariat In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by apelikirk: 8:44pm On Jan 18
highness25:
When Fayose was elected as governor in 2014, PDP only had one House of Assembly member out of 26.

By the time Fayose was being sworn in on October 16, 2014, PDP had 7 House of Assembly members, with another two APC lawmakers working with him underground. How did Fayose get SIX APC House of Assembly members to decamp to PDP?

In Ekiti, 9 House of Assembly members are needed to form quorum to sit, and Fayose got the number required.

But someone in Rivers State can't get 12 out of 32 House of Assembly members to his side.

He had 4, instead of looking for 8 more, he decided to appoint one of the 4 as his Chief of Staff, thereby reducing the number to 3.

How sensiblehuh
Politics is politics and if you can't play politics, go home and stay with your wife.
DAZZOL
and they didn't fill the void left by the chief of staff Edison?
PoliticsRe: Governor Fubara Renovates Rivers State Secretariat In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by apelikirk: 8:40pm On Jan 18
Savedday2:
Make him leave the sit B4 Wike go disgrace him. He is too soft for 9ja politics. Mugu governor.
he's too soft for Nigeria politics and he's a mugu, yet na una dey cry?
PoliticsRe: Emeka Ihedioha Formally Joins ADC (Photos) by apelikirk: 7:09am On Jan 13
Switruth:
Ihedioha is alive to see the death of the two people that removed him. Buhari and Tanko.... Hope will vomit all the stolen money and people's land that he stole. He will end up like Rochas.
wowwwww. I never knew that Tanko Muhammad was late 😳
PoliticsRe: Northern Residents March Against Trump (Photos, Video) by apelikirk: 9:36pm On Jan 04
saphiere:
Nigerian leadership ranking

Ya'radua = Militants
Goodluck = Boko Haram
Buhari = Bandits
Tinubu = Kiddnapers/bandits
Ngozi Okonjo = Economic stability.

High time we hand over power to women.
dey play
PropertiesRe: Before & After: I Transformed A Living Room In Ogun State With ₦300k (pics) by apelikirk: 9:41pm On Jan 02
Yankee101:
What and what is covered in the picture by your services?
good question 🤔 because only the TV 📺 and the TV console will finish over 300k
PoliticsRe: I Am Surprised That Oba Of Benin Will Stoop This Low – Obaseki by apelikirk: 2:37am On Dec 30, 2025
lwisee:
Obaseki no let them curse you ooo.
una still dey believe say those curses dey work?
FoodRe: December Rice Contribution by apelikirk: 4:00pm On Dec 20, 2025
sunnymighty:
You are not cheated bro. It is ok.
how on earth would you say that 🤔?
This is pure cheat.
SportsRe: Davido, French Montana Set To Headline AFCON 2025 Opening Concert by apelikirk: 3:54pm On Dec 20, 2025
tikristinimi21:
Great. Wishing Nigeria all the best in the competition.
Glory Glory Super Eagles
GGMU is the real deal you know?
RomanceRe: What Stupid Thing Have You Done For Your Crush For The Sake Of Love by apelikirk: 4:17pm On Dec 15, 2025
OverCalculating:
What stupid thing have you ever done for your crush for the sake of love? Share your experience. I saw someone's experience and it is very funny 🤣🤣🤣...guys, can you easily relate with this experience attached below?


Nigerian man recounts how adding his ex-girlfriend to his HMO plan 'as wife' has turned into a long-term financial burden, years after their breakup — even after she got married and welcomed a child🤦🏽‍♂️💔

According to him, she still uses the free healthcare benefits, and removing her now could put his job at risk.
my baby mama is on mine and we've broke up since 2022 till date. Though she's not married and me too.
CelebritiesRe: Road Safety To Prosecute Peller For Reckless Driving by apelikirk: 4:14pm On Dec 15, 2025
Antoeni:
He Should Banned, Have Psychiatrist Examined His Brain, Then Get a Jail Sentence of 5 years,
imagine 😡😡😡😡
PoliticsRe: Christian Genocide: Nigerian Cleric, Dachomo’s Facebook Account Deleted by apelikirk: 6:09pm On Nov 23, 2025
Cajal:
The man is not sincere
Mr. Sincere 🤬🤬🤬🤬
FamilyRe: See The Other Side Of Life! Man Shares Sad Family Picture by apelikirk: 5:53am On Nov 14, 2025
Patriotic9ja:
So nothing changed in the house?
the family picture was just last year. So what changes do you want?
PoliticsRe: Trump’s Threat: It’s Time For Nigeria To Wake Up – Kukah by apelikirk: 6:21am On Nov 11, 2025
potent5:
Always talking in cycles. Kukah can never be direct in his comments because he likes being on the fence. He is not bold or courageous like his master Jesus who did not paint his words or sound politically correct.
he is a politician.
CelebritiesRe: Nicki Minaj Slammed After Thanking Trump For Nigeria Threats by apelikirk: 2:16am On Nov 04, 2025
God1000:
I think that was a hasty response from Nicky Minaj

Donald trump should mind his own business in America and leave us alone, the solution to Nigeria's problems will come from within, not from outside
and what has been delaying the so-called solution for years now 🤔?
CrimeRe: I Was Defrauded The Sum Of 110k By This Guy Summaul Frank Tochi On Facebook by apelikirk: 1:06pm On Oct 22, 2025
Don't give him money.
he collected his 10k o😁
FamilyRe: Ijaw: The Tribe With Craziest, Weirdest And Funniest Names In Nigeria! by apelikirk: 7:41pm On Oct 18, 2025
brain54:
I can't argue with you and the op...

The two are doing competition.

Op what does olaere mean? It doesn't sound like an Ijaw name. It even sounds Yoruba. Also ayakpo!
Olaere means a woman who is enough. Or woman wey reach una. Its an Ijaw name.
PoliticsRe: 2027: Suit To Bar Jonathan Is Abuse Of Court Process, Says Senior Lawyer by apelikirk: 4:34pm On Oct 07, 2025
nwirinedu:
He is elder statesman , he should not be contesting but giving advice.

He failed woefully during this tenure, it's ridiculous that he is being shoved on Nigerians because of PO.

Sapele water guzzler is the last thing the country needs now.

A icon of monumental disappointment only makes the current administration look good.
has Nigeria ever been this bad and hyper inflated in the history of this country before?
PoliticsRe: ₦2.225Tn: FAAC Shares Largest Allocation To Federal, States, Local Governments by apelikirk: 3:56pm On Sep 21, 2025
zero8zero:
Nawa for you wailers o, the Governors are not complaining, na you dey complain. Tell us one Governor that has come out to wail as una dey do, rather they appreciate the fact that they're getting more.
When this country had recession back to back, did it not affect the entire economy?, were all the states not cash strapped?, did we even have increase in FAAC to ease off?.
During GEJ, more than 20 states couldn't pay salaries, some were paying half salaries, almost all the state couldn't pay pensions and this was the period inflation rate was still ok. Yet the FG couldn't rescue the states, even Okonjo confessed the FG was also borrowing to pay workers salaries..

Now, that more funds is getting to the grassroots, you're complaining even when those collecting it did not ask you to complain for them. Inflation has been on steady decline, the Governors can now do more, Akwa-Ibom, Ebonyi, Edo etc have raised minimum wage up to 80k -100k, yet na wailers dey complain. Governors have invited the President to commission projects yet na wailers dey wail.
Since your excuse is inflation, would you blame your state Governor after collecting the big cash to sit on it and do nothing since the money doesn't have value, make them kuku keep looting it or spend it on their mistresses, you will like that, right?. I pray make God dash una common sense.
where did you get your lie lie fact from that during GEJ states could not pay salaries? FYI, it was under Buhari. Under GEJ even 200 billion FAAC had more value than these trillions here and there.
PoliticsRe: ₦2.225Tn: FAAC Shares Largest Allocation To Federal, States, Local Governments by apelikirk: 3:51pm On Sep 21, 2025
seanfer:
Can you please share with us all the last time the FAAC shared up to $1 billion as allocation...
This report says the highest in the history of the country and you're here ranting as usual. $1.48 billion as allocation is not that bad except you have decided that you will never see anything good in the current government..
the 500 billion naira Buhari used to share as allocation during his time has more value than these trillion trillion we keep hearing every month. The purchasing power is so so low under Tinubu.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians To Pay Extra ₦45 Per Litre Of Petrol From 2026 Under New Tax Law by apelikirk: 8:37pm On Sep 05, 2025
seunmsg:
This is a big fat lie and entirely false. No one is paying any tax on PMS from next year. You guys should stop the lies.
normally na so una dey talk till e go happen then una go con begin defend the policy say na the best. Na corner eye we just dey take look una.
RomanceRe: Among Body Odor, Mouth Odor, And Snoring, Which Is Easier To Tolerate? by apelikirk: 2:43pm On Aug 24, 2025
Issues40:
We're together. It's well with us bro.
I won't stop till I get a solution o
RomanceRe: Among Body Odor, Mouth Odor, And Snoring, Which Is Easier To Tolerate? by apelikirk: 11:15pm On Aug 23, 2025
Issues40:
Yeah. I've tried all kinds of solution. I've even changed diet several times and sometimes I snack on only fruits. Still yet, nothing. It's my cross to bear. It can be very painful sometimes especially when people have to hold their nose when talking to you. And if you see me you'll never know I have it. I'm too fresh and clean till I open my mouth to speak.....
chaiii🥲🥲🥲well, I seems to be having the same issue too. The last dentist I visited said I am OK that I shouldn't feel guilty whenever I am talking to people, that whoever shifts backwards when talking to me, I should ask the person if I am having halitosis.
RomanceRe: Among Body Odor, Mouth Odor, And Snoring, Which Is Easier To Tolerate? by apelikirk: 6:37pm On Aug 23, 2025
BodyCount:
Use harpic toilet wash or sniper
Just since, no swallow
😒😒😒😒😒
RomanceRe: Among Body Odor, Mouth Odor, And Snoring, Which Is Easier To Tolerate? by apelikirk: 5:16pm On Aug 23, 2025
BodyCount:
The easiest to treat is Mouth odor.

With a very good mouth wash, your odor go disappear

JUST IMAGINE USING HARPIC OR SNIPER grin
what type of mouthwash, please 🙏?
RomanceRe: Among Body Odor, Mouth Odor, And Snoring, Which Is Easier To Tolerate? by apelikirk: 5:15pm On Aug 23, 2025
Issues40:
I have chronic mouth odour. But I try to manage it by not being too close to people when I communicate with them. It has affected me a lot I must confess and I've tried different solutions but it won't just go away!

Well I didn't create myself this way. I have no other choice than to manage myself until death comes. I also pray to find an understanding partner who'd be able to tolerate me this way and not stigmatize.
is a very serious issue. Have you gone for teeth cleaning? Like removing of the plaques on your teeth. Then be using tongue scrub also twice in a day.
TravelRe: Pictures Of Bayelsa State Airport Terminal And Bus Terminal by apelikirk: 7:05am On Aug 23, 2025
Revolva:
Why build an airport when Port Harcourt is just nearby...
so it's ony Port Harcourt that can make money via aviation right?
HealthRe: Man Commits Suicide Over N500k Gambling Debts In Abuja by apelikirk: 5:21pm On Aug 21, 2025
chybuzky:
Omoo thanks guy, the kin debt am into because of betting ehh na only God fit save me
just try and believe you can. I was once in that shoe.
HealthRe: Man Commits Suicide Over N500k Gambling Debts In Abuja by apelikirk: 7:06am On Aug 17, 2025
chybuzky:
How did you stoo bro ?? This shit is killing me low key
prayer and determination bro. Bear in mind that gambling cannot make you rich neither can you recover your losses. That was how I was able to stop.
HealthRe: Help A One Minute Man Please by apelikirk: 7:45am On Aug 11, 2025
Cum4me:
then do your best and leave sugar for at list a year. Eat a lot of bitter cola with enough water and watch the difference
what if his sugar level becomes low? Una funny 😁 sha. Aboki wey dey eat plenty sugar, who last in bed pass dem? Low sugar is killing people every day. Be warned ⚠️
HealthRe: Man Commits Suicide Over N500k Gambling Debts In Abuja by apelikirk: 5:32am On Aug 02, 2025
Kurugu92:
He must be into virtual betting,we weydey into real soccer betting no dey cry. Only betting give puntres hope
is there any difference? They're all the same thing whether virtual or long tickets as far as you are using your money to bet. Gambling is a very bad 👎 thing. I have been a victim and I keep thanking God for bailing me though I once once indulge but unlike before when I dedicated almost my whole life on it and wasting thousands of money.

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