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To all the G33ks,ladies, N00bs and gentlemen out there, please download my app(lyfsafeguide) on google play...your ratings and reviews are highly appreciated, you can also report back on any bugs. Download link: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.phildam.g33k5qu4d.lyfsafeguide&hl=en This app provides life saving information on health conditions, First-Aid, and various drugs. BEFORE YOU TAKE THAT DRUG CHECK OUT SAFETY and LIFE SAVING INFORMATION ON LYFSAFEGUIDE https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.phildam.g33k5qu4d.lyfsafeguide&hl=enSome of the features and uses are listed below --The Drugs and Pharmacy section will provide useful information when drugs are searched by their GENERIC names , informations provided are drawn from US FDA, This section provides vital information on all US FDA approved drugs when queried. Queries like Penicillin,dexamethasone,pl,amoxillin e.t.c will produce result on: Dosage and Adminstration, adverse effect, warning, Information for Patient, pregnancy,product description, information will be cached to your device for offline use, after the first online search result on any drug. --Health Condition section provides information on a condition, cause,prevention,treatment,signs & symptoms and possible treatment. --The First-Aid section consist of series of First-Aid procedures to update your in case of an emergency. --The Article section consist of Health related articles to keep you informed on life saving information. --UpComing Updates --Nutrition Data and Information on food related Items --BMI calculator and Health related Calculator --Diagnosis --Features --Swipe the condition ListView to get update from Server --Customize Themes --Enable text to Speech mode --view ScreenShot --Content Sharing
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mvalentine:men I just forgot the real anthem after reading dis, this is a memory wiping script...malware blocked |
NSA, FBI,KGB,CIA world entities archive loading..... Tracking locations...... Targets are zeroed in.... initializing bugging application............ 99% complete.... Attaching bugs to target device point.......... watching your pics 3d, beware of preying eyes. Dont be always weary to show off your self Dont blow your cover always...... Run this commands on your console: --"Disable all Device around you"........ --"Scan room for attached bugs..... --Remove all bugs.... --Tied down your snappy finger.. Console will issued a "command sucessful message" on complete |
Tkadprince:yes you aren't, speaking in 4d English ![]() |
You mean you were both day walkers, but now he's a night crawler, beware of vampires ....just a phantom theory.he's either changed for good or bad, brace up,whilst there is time.....dodge mortals oh mortal. |
cremedelacreme:call it croachpie... The chinese would love em |
FOLLEY20:yea somethings are only spiritually discerned, Obedience to God and the word of instruction can keep men from falling into trap. Christ is glorified |
What nation? |
davidif:sometimes the speech of life are spoken thru an enigma machine, but we gat to crack code. Life itself is a mystery encoded to be unravel by the depth and extremes |
sickstars:stars shine in the heaven. Stars are glorious. Remember this one thing and listen good,people look up to the stars, but if they refuse to shine gloominess and darkness engulfs the souls of men. Remember this one things a brillant stars will burn away its impurities to shine among the star. |
davidif:. I was only trying to contribute to one of your comment`s, where a young lass said she was a smoking pot nd u said she shld wait till she's fourty |
sickstars:sickstars,arise and let your glory shine,and your name shall be among the glorious star |
KanoAbiaBabe:don't aim for the stars, launch into space there you will find bigger stars. |
davidif:why do pple take life for a joke, the syrian war started with pple hurling stones and pebbles , now its a battle of hot steel. Prov 22:3 the prudent see danger and takes refuge but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. |
kilode100:there comes a time when every man pay for is actions, and men weep for their past, because the what they glory in was darkness and refused to fellowship with the light, because men refused to retain God in their thought and their foolish heart were darkened. We are accountable for every action and the lord is the judge.Good or bad every man takes is place, what matters is where we end, because it shall be our forever land. Gnashing or joyful our choice is now. Salvation is for every man, with hands stretched forth, he waits for your grab, because the course of this world is death. And to them that received he rescues.Jesus is the way |
What course is that? Is it steel dodging,kevlar skin hardening training, or blushing red face technique, whatever, they are still but mortal men |
A MAN IS WALKING 2RU D WOODS,& HE FINDS A MAGIC LAMP ON THE GROUND.INSTINCTIVELY, HE PICKS D LAMP UP AND RUBS D SIDE OF IT WITH HIS SLEEVE,AND OUT POPS A GENIE.THE GENIE THANKS D MAN 4 FREEING HIM AND OFFER TO GRANT HIM THREE WISHES. THE MAN IS ECSTATIC AND KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS. "FIRST", SAYS THE MAN, "I WANT A BILLION DOLLARS" THE GENIE SNAPS HIS FINGERS AND A BRIEFCASE FULL OF MONEY MATERIALIZER OUT OF THIN AIR. THE MAN IS WIDE-EYED IN AMAZEMENT AND CONTINUES, "NEXT, I WANT A FERRARI." THE GENIE SNAPS HIS FINGERS, AND A FERRARI APPEARS 4RM A PUFF OF SMOKE. THE MAN CONTINUES,"FINALLY, I WANT TO BE IRRESTIBLE TO WOMEN." THE GENIE SNAPS HIS FINGERS,AND THE MAN TURNS INTO A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. |
Lusola15:Like Being Zombied And The Lust For Blood Being D Drive |
lomprico: |
lomprico:Dont Blame The The Nation, The State Of This Degradation Was Brought About By Men Whose God Is There Belly,evil Leaders That Left The Sheepfold Opened To Wolves, And The Wolves Made Sumptous Dinner Of The Sheepfold. The Wolves Are The Industrialized Nations, Etc , The Shepherd Are The Leaders And The Sheepfold Is The Nation And The Sheeps Are We. In The Selfish Interest Of The Shepherd They Left The Sheepfold Opened To Be Descrated By The Wolves,but The Fools Forget That Sherpherds Dont Herd Wolves |
realGURU:Guru, Do Something To Help Your Nation, Certify Ur Guruship. |
2odd:Yee Bro, Its Just 2 Odd For A Nation That Prides Herself As A Giant To Depend On Midgets |
lilmax:Yea Bro,it's Not A Sin To Buy Such, Every Man Is Accountable For His Action, But Its Unwise And Childish To Perform Such Action:pasting The Receipt Skyhigh. 1 Corin 13:11~when I Was A Child,i Spake As A Child, I Understood As A Child,i Thought As A Child: But When I Became A Man, I Put Away Childish Things. |
chinemerem26:. Yea But It Wears And Tears,not The Wears Of Angels, The Treasures Of Earth, Moths And Thieves Do Jobs With Them,it Dazzles D Simple But The Wise Knows The True Treasures, The True Treasure Is In God. Marvel Not Bro |
Jannie1999:read eph 2:2. there is surely a spirit this chaos- , only christ sets free and makes one free indeed |
<marquee><h1> i dont like okro.....</h1></marquee> |
you okro mix has been recommended for canning right away, we re gonna mail it to china for nano-reproduction... but OP make sure the specification and cooking details are well documented, make china no go make gum-okro(gumkro). i no fit chop gum..... but the chinese might replace the fish with toads, afterall they eat cockroach in china...... |
Na garri be this .... No na oatmeal You close ur eyes, guy u wan sleep? ...... No I wan dance Guy u wear trekker u wan jog? ..... No I dey find job |
na thread be this .. No na needle |
Developing country It high time microsoft realized that the best purpose this phone can serve is a torch.....If only they had figures of similar phones in circulation... .the chinese tossed hard at us with heavy burst of cheap phones.... Microsoft should make a few thousands |
The chronicle of freedom......... "Together we travelled on the voyage to seek the island of comfort....then came we 2gth and chose men to lead... In the middle of us voyage, then knew we the highmindedness and haughty of the human spirit....they who we chose to lead took us men as slave...."we be equals,we be freeborn...cried we all days...weep we all night" but they made themselves gods to the we among,the sinple they deceived and loot ye our purse,their belly they made fat, their fart they delight us with....Until the veil be removed realize we that our freedom depends on the actions we decide..... unveil me ye ,cried us to our fellow, when the veil be removed realized we that in unity and oneness brake we able the chain of bondage...... we took the monster among us and crucified ye him( self gratification hail men him) and installed as chief selflessness" Africa o arise |
Evolution in this sense means when a man begins to think and act like a baboon, while baboons act like men.....signed----philc "His morals has evolved living him demoralized" "stinking measures calls for strict action,that threat should be curtailed b4 he gas d city with nano-farts oozing outta him" Call the bio-weapon police this man is a dangerous weapon to the environment.....target can release 200billion payload of unseived nano-FARTicles in just 30sec General Public Notice: All datas used are estimated....we are not responsible for overestimating or underestimating the target...... Theory 2---" Target probably suffering from some chronic brain condition..... perhaps the belt got loosed and his trouser fell, the moment it fell he tried to pull it back and remembers he stuffed his pant/boxer in his pocket rather than wearing it. He probably pulled halfway b4 the atm whines in french, so he left d trouser and grabbed his cash instead and forgot that he was wearing a sagged trouser.... Theory 3: The man prolly was a drug-addict ,he prolly just got high and thinks his trouser his a cape so he puts it down and said to himself "It's cool here let the breeze blow at my head" Evil communication corrupts Good manners..... Beware of what influence you,if it right it gradually brings the light shining outta you,if its bad it gradually destroys you and push you into the agonizing darkness..... The pleasure of the present may entice u but put it on a scale of 10, what good will u garner? The sagged pant sad story |
BEFORE YOU TAKE THAT DRUG CHECK OUT SAFETY and LIFE SAVING INFORMATION ON LYFSAFEGUIDE
....just a phantom theory.