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ProgrammingCheck Out My Android Health/fitness/medical App(lyfsafeguide) On Google Play by aphildam(op): 8:30pm On Jul 22, 2016
To all the G33ks,ladies, N00bs and gentlemen out there, please download my app(lyfsafeguide) on google play...your ratings and reviews are highly appreciated, you can also report back on any bugs.

Download link: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.phildam.g33k5qu4d.lyfsafeguide&hl=en

This app provides life saving information on health conditions, First-Aid, and various drugs.

coolBEFORE YOU TAKE THAT DRUG CHECK OUT SAFETY and LIFE SAVING INFORMATION ON LYFSAFEGUIDE https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.phildam.g33k5qu4d.lyfsafeguide&hl=en

Some of the features and uses are listed below

--The Drugs and Pharmacy section will provide useful information when drugs are searched by their GENERIC names , informations provided are drawn from US FDA,
This section provides vital information on all US FDA approved drugs when queried. Queries like Penicillin,dexamethasone,pl,amoxillin e.t.c will produce result on: Dosage and Adminstration, adverse effect, warning, Information for Patient, pregnancy,product description, information will be cached to your device for offline use, after the first online search result on any drug.

--Health Condition section provides information on a condition, cause,prevention,treatment,signs & symptoms and possible treatment.

--The First-Aid section consist of series of First-Aid procedures to update your in case of an emergency.

--The Article section consist of Health related articles to keep you informed on life saving information.

--UpComing Updates
--Nutrition Data and Information on food related Items
--BMI calculator and Health related Calculator
--Diagnosis

--Features
--Swipe the condition ListView to get update from Server
--Customize Themes
--Enable text to Speech mode
--view ScreenShot
--Content Sharing

Nairaland GeneralRe: .i by aphildam(m): 11:39am On Mar 01, 2016
mvalentine:
When I was in primary school, I never knew the Nigerian National Anthem was in English language.
Back then, it used to be like:-
Araiz oh compamshown
Najeriya skolobey
Tusa awa fadaslan
witlo an anfre anfre
Dale shofo awahirosfa
Shaleba infree
Tusa wilo awa mayt
Wande shobon in frido
Pisan yuniti”
Hehehe, don’t laugh at me, I know you also recited it like that. I thank God for what I am today.
men I just forgot the real anthem after reading dis, this is a memory wiping script...malware blocked
RomanceRe: Upload Ur Pics Let See How Handsome Or Beautiful U Are by aphildam(m): 7:59pm On Jan 26, 2016
NSA, FBI,KGB,CIA world entities archive loading.....
Tracking locations......
Targets are zeroed in....
initializing bugging application............
99% complete....
Attaching bugs to target device point..........


watching your pics 3d, beware of preying eyes.

Dont be always weary to show off your self

Dont blow your cover always......

Run this commands on your console:
--"Disable all Device around you"........
--"Scan room for attached bugs.....
--Remove all bugs....
--Tied down your snappy finger..
Console will issued a "command sucessful message" on complete
RomanceRe: Am I Handsome?? by aphildam(m): 7:42pm On Jan 26, 2016
Tkadprince:
Am I Handsome? IF SO RATE ME OVER 10 MY PEOPLE. #just my opinion......

By the way am Adetokunbo by name.......
yes you aren't, speaking in 4d English cool
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by aphildam(m): 7:12pm On Jan 26, 2016
You mean you were both day walkers, but now he's a night crawler, beware of vampires grin embarassed ....just a phantom theory.
he's either changed for good or bad, brace up,whilst there is time.....dodge mortals oh mortal.
FoodRe: Student Finds Cockroach Inside A Meat Pie She Bought At Mr. Biggs(pic by aphildam(m): 9:38pm On Jan 19, 2016
cremedelacreme:
Just like chicken pie, this is a new kind of pie, its called cockroach pie.grin. By the way, who still go to Mr Biggs these days? There are a million and one eateries out there that one could visit.
call it croachpie... The chinese would love em
FamilyRe: Too Hard To Believe Marriage Break Up Stories by aphildam(m): 3:51pm On Jan 17, 2016
FOLLEY20:
. Actually, there is a force behind such things.
yea somethings are only spiritually discerned, Obedience to God and the word of instruction can keep men from falling into trap. Christ is glorified
CareerRe: . by aphildam(m): 2:48pm On Jan 17, 2016
What nation?
RomanceRe: Ladies Never Marry Men With These 3 Issues!! by aphildam(m): 10:47pm On Jan 16, 2016
davidif:
Oh OK, I wasn't able to decode what you were saying.
sometimes the speech of life are spoken thru an enigma machine, but we gat to crack code. Life itself is a mystery encoded to be unravel by the depth and extremes
RomanceRe: Ladies Never Marry Men With These 3 Issues!! by aphildam(m): 10:41pm On Jan 16, 2016
sickstars:
Wen did i bcome dis popular shocked

I tried to hide una go find me

Tank u smiley
stars shine in the heaven. Stars are glorious. Remember this one thing and listen good,people look up to the stars, but if they refuse to shine gloominess and darkness engulfs the souls of men. Remember this one things a brillant stars will burn away its impurities to shine among the star.
RomanceRe: Ladies Never Marry Men With These 3 Issues!! by aphildam(m): 10:29pm On Jan 16, 2016
davidif:
huh huh huh
I am sorry but I don't think I understand sir.
. I was only trying to contribute to one of your comment`s, where a young lass said she was a smoking pot nd u said she shld wait till she's fourty
RomanceRe: Ladies Never Marry Men With These 3 Issues!! by aphildam(m): 10:20pm On Jan 16, 2016
sickstars:
smiley all will b fine just do things dat put a smile on ur face nd joy in ur heart remember to fear God too smiley
sickstars,arise and let your glory shine,and your name shall be among the glorious star
RomanceRe: Ladies Never Marry Men With These 3 Issues!! by aphildam(m): 10:16pm On Jan 16, 2016
KanoAbiaBabe:
Most men possess atleast one of this qualities and they still make a good husband. The only thing is this marry the person you are compatible..
don't aim for the stars, launch into space there you will find bigger stars.
RomanceRe: Ladies Never Marry Men With These 3 Issues!! by aphildam(m): 10:07pm On Jan 16, 2016
davidif:
How old are you again? Wait till you get into your 40's then we will see if you still think this way.
why do pple take life for a joke, the syrian war started with pple hurling stones and pebbles , now its a battle of hot steel. Prov 22:3 the prudent see danger and takes refuge but the simple keep going and pay the penalty.
RomanceRe: Ladies Never Marry Men With These 3 Issues!! by aphildam(m): 9:56pm On Jan 16, 2016
kilode100:
Meaning?
A womanising man is a full LovePeddler in the bedroom.. They know the right places to touch and I love being touched..
Who cares whose bed he crawls out from??

Loving money more than me only means he's gonna be super duper rich and That's a nice thing abi?

I also smoke substances.. It all works out very well.
there comes a time when every man pay for is actions, and men weep for their past, because the what they glory in was darkness and refused to fellowship with the light, because men refused to retain God in their thought and their foolish heart were darkened. We are accountable for every action and the lord is the judge.Good or bad every man takes is place, what matters is where we end, because it shall be our forever land. Gnashing or joyful our choice is now. Salvation is for every man, with hands stretched forth, he waits for your grab, because the course of this world is death. And to them that received he rescues.Jesus is the way
Nairaland GeneralRe: Checkout This Army Training & Tell Me Why An Army Officer Will Not Be Hostile by aphildam(m): 10:45pm On Jan 13, 2016
What course is that? Is it steel dodging,kevlar skin hardening training, or blushing red face technique, whatever, they are still but mortal men
Jokes EtcGranted Wish by aphildam(op): 9:47pm On Jan 08, 2016
A MAN IS WALKING 2RU D WOODS,& HE FINDS A MAGIC LAMP ON THE GROUND.INSTINCTIVELY, HE PICKS D LAMP UP AND RUBS D SIDE OF IT WITH HIS SLEEVE,AND OUT POPS A GENIE.THE GENIE THANKS D MAN 4 FREEING HIM AND OFFER TO GRANT HIM THREE WISHES. THE MAN IS ECSTATIC AND KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS. "FIRST", SAYS THE MAN, "I WANT A BILLION DOLLARS" THE GENIE SNAPS HIS FINGERS AND A BRIEFCASE FULL OF MONEY MATERIALIZER OUT OF THIN AIR. THE MAN IS WIDE-EYED IN AMAZEMENT AND CONTINUES, "NEXT, I WANT A FERRARI." THE GENIE SNAPS HIS FINGERS, AND A FERRARI APPEARS 4RM A PUFF OF SMOKE. THE MAN CONTINUES,"FINALLY, I WANT TO BE IRRESTIBLE TO WOMEN." THE GENIE SNAPS HIS FINGERS,AND THE MAN TURNS INTO A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.
PoliticsRe: 3,032 Pardoned Soldiers Reject Redeployment To N-east To Fight Boko Haram by aphildam(m): 11:37am On Jan 08, 2016
Lusola15:
Hmmm

One of d problem of dis job is dt u follow without asking why. Good or bad
Like Being Zombied And The Lust For Blood Being D Drive
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Blast African Nations by aphildam(m): 11:24am On Jan 08, 2016
lomprico:
Pencils big na, we import toothpicks. Its dat bad! And we nigerians are the cause, just like I said in d netflix thread we are suffering from inferiority complex, if I produce any of these and put 'made in nigeria' no one will patronise it they prefer made in usa, uk, china, taiwan, italy and so on.
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Blast African Nations by aphildam(m): 11:23am On Jan 08, 2016
lomprico:
Pencils big na, we import toothpicks. Its dat bad! And we nigerians are the cause, just like I said in d netflix thread we are suffering from inferiority complex, if I produce any of these and put 'made in nigeria' no one will patronise it they prefer made in usa, uk, china, taiwan, italy and so on.
Dont Blame The The Nation, The State Of This Degradation Was Brought About By Men Whose God Is There Belly,evil Leaders That Left The Sheepfold Opened To Wolves, And The Wolves Made Sumptous Dinner Of The Sheepfold. The Wolves Are The Industrialized Nations, Etc , The Shepherd Are The Leaders And The Sheepfold Is The Nation And The Sheeps Are We. In The Selfish Interest Of The Shepherd They Left The Sheepfold Opened To Be Descrated By The Wolves,but The Fools Forget That Sherpherds Dont Herd Wolves
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Blast African Nations by aphildam(m): 11:13am On Jan 08, 2016
realGURU:
nice
Guru, Do Something To Help Your Nation, Certify Ur Guruship.
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Blast African Nations by aphildam(m): 11:09am On Jan 08, 2016
2odd:
win or not download the pix n c that he actually said the truth. we even lmport pencils in this country
Yee Bro, Its Just 2 Odd For A Nation That Prides Herself As A Giant To Depend On Midgets
CelebritiesRe: Davido Lavishes 1million Naira On Shopping Spree [PICS] by aphildam(m): 10:54am On Jan 08, 2016
lilmax:
the guy dey surprise me o grin
Yea Bro,it's Not A Sin To Buy Such, Every Man Is Accountable For His Action, But Its Unwise And Childish To Perform Such Action:pasting The Receipt Skyhigh. 1 Corin 13:11~when I Was A Child,i Spake As A Child, I Understood As A Child,i Thought As A Child: But When I Became A Man, I Put Away Childish Things.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Lavishes 1million Naira On Shopping Spree [PICS] by aphildam(m): 10:35am On Jan 08, 2016
chinemerem26:
A tee shirt of 70k?... so kids clothes cost this much?!!!!
. Yea But It Wears And Tears,not The Wears Of Angels, The Treasures Of Earth, Moths And Thieves Do Jobs With Them,it Dazzles D Simple But The Wise Knows The True Treasures, The True Treasure Is In God. Marvel Not Bro
BusinessRe: Man Dies After Losing Money To Lotto by aphildam(m): 2:57pm On Jul 31, 2015
Jannie1999:
Am sure that there is.a demon behind this baba ijebu that make people addicted to it
read eph 2:2. there is surely a spirit this chaos- , only christ sets free and makes one free indeed
FoodRe: A Nairalander (a Bachelor) Preparing Okro Soup This Morning. by aphildam(m): 10:34pm On Jun 09, 2015
<marquee><h1> i dont like okro.....</h1></marquee>
FoodRe: A Nairalander (a Bachelor) Preparing Okro Soup This Morning. by aphildam(m): 10:33pm On Jun 09, 2015
you okro mix has been recommended for canning right away, we re gonna mail it to china for nano-reproduction... but OP make sure the specification and cooking details are well documented, make china no go make gum-okro(gumkro). i no fit chop gum..... but the chinese might replace the fish with toads, afterall they eat cockroach in china......
Nairaland GeneralRe: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by aphildam(m): 11:08pm On Jun 06, 2015
Na garri be this
.... No na oatmeal

You close ur eyes, guy u wan sleep?
...... No I wan dance

Guy u wear trekker u wan jog?
..... No I dey find job
Nairaland GeneralRe: Here Are Some silly Questions People Ask by aphildam(m): 11:06pm On Jun 06, 2015
na thread be this
.. No na needle
Science/TechnologyRe: Microsoft Launches New Phone Worth $20 by aphildam(m): 11:15pm On Jun 03, 2015
Developing country
It high time microsoft realized that the best purpose this phone can serve is a torch.....If only they had figures of similar phones in circulation... .the chinese tossed hard at us with heavy burst of cheap phones....

Microsoft should make a few thousands
Science/TechnologyRe: Byebye To Fuel Scarcity... Welcome BIOGAS by aphildam(m): 11:03pm On Jun 03, 2015
The chronicle of freedom.........

"Together we travelled on the voyage to seek the island of comfort....then came we 2gth and chose men to lead...
In the middle of us voyage, then knew we the highmindedness and haughty of the human spirit....they who we chose to lead took us men as slave...."we be equals,we be freeborn...cried we all days...weep we all night" but they made themselves gods to the we among,the sinple they deceived and loot ye our purse,their belly they made fat, their fart they delight us with....Until the veil be removed realize we that our freedom depends on the actions we decide.....
unveil me ye ,cried us to our fellow, when the veil be removed realized we that in unity and oneness brake we able the chain of bondage......
we took the monster among us and crucified ye him( self gratification hail men him) and installed as chief selflessness"

Africa o arise
FashionRe: See What This 'sexy' Guy Is Spotted Doing At The ATM by aphildam(m):
Evolution in this sense means when a man begins to think and act like a baboon, while baboons act like men.....signed----philc

"His morals has evolved living him demoralized"
"stinking measures calls for strict action,that threat should be curtailed b4 he gas d city with nano-farts oozing outta him"

Call the bio-weapon police this man is a dangerous weapon to the environment.....target can release 200billion payload of unseived nano-FARTicles in just 30sec
General Public Notice:
All datas used are estimated....we are not responsible for overestimating or underestimating the target......

Theory 2---" Target probably suffering from some chronic brain condition.....
perhaps the belt got loosed and his trouser fell, the moment it fell he tried to pull it back and remembers he stuffed his pant/boxer in his pocket rather than wearing it. He probably pulled halfway b4 the atm whines in french, so he left d trouser and grabbed his cash instead and forgot that he was wearing a sagged trouser....

Theory 3: The man prolly was a drug-addict ,he prolly just got high and thinks his trouser his a cape so he puts it down and said to himself "It's cool here let the breeze blow at my head"

Evil communication corrupts Good manners.....
Beware of what influence you,if it right it gradually brings the light shining outta you,if its bad it gradually destroys you and push you into the agonizing darkness.....

The pleasure of the present may entice u but put it on a scale of 10, what good will u garner?
The sagged pant sad story

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