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We understand that the JAMB change of course and institution for 2020 has commenced. Some candidates have confirmed that they were able to process their changes at accredited centres and JAMB offices. So we urge other candidates who wish to change their course/ institution to proceed to an accredited centre or JAMB office for that purpose. You can also correct your Bio-data which include your name, date of birth, gender, State and Local Government of origin. The process costs N2, 500 only (excluding the service charge by an accredited centre) and can only be processed online, just like every other process of the board. Before you proceed to do that, please make sure you do the following; -Be sure of the Course/Institution you would like to make changes. Verify if the course is available in the school using the JAMB Brochure. -Be sure that the school you are changing to does not have a cut-off mark higher than your score. - Ensure you select a Course in line with your UTME/Olevel subject combination to avoid being screened out during your school's admission screening exercise. -Don't equally forget to get the Post-UTME Past Questions And Answers of the school you are changing to. You can click here to get yours. Process Flow Step 1- Log into your jamb profile Step 2- open the menu tab on your jamb profile Step 3- Click Register, under register a drop box will appear showing UTME correction of data Step 4- Click it and follow the steps to pay either online or bank. You can make your payment online via JAMB portal. If you are having difficulties doing that, you can pay to the bank. Step 5- After paying N2500 at the bank plus additional bank charge of N100 naira, proceed to either the closest JAMB office or a JAMB accredited centre to complete the process. An additional fee will be charged for the service. Note: You can carry out all of the above processes at an accredited centre or JAMB Office. Also, note the following; - You can change one or all your courses/ institutions at the same time. - Once the form is submitted, you can no longer make any changes again except for change of course and institution that can be done more than one. The correction of data can only be done once. -There may be a limited number of schools or courses you can change to, so be sure to have 3 or 4 options, just in case the one you want to change to is not available. - The cost for the change of course and Data correction is N2,500. - You can use the one time payment of N2, 500 to change your institution, course, name, date of birth, State and Local Government of origin.

'20 hilarious jokes from Apogee01' ----------------------------------------- 1. *Stop calling people's girlfriends Slay Queens.Just tell your girlfriend to bath properly and dress well 2.That moment when your mother owes you and asked you to subtract all the food you have been eating since birth. 3.*Laziness is when you type HBD instead of Happy Birthday. Something you do once in a year for someone, you still can't do it well...Lazy Youth all over. Abeh stop looking at me like that. 4. The moment your phone is off and you Want to think about your life, boom nepa bring light, thinker scatter 5.Most tall people are slim not because they don't eat, but because it takes a week for the food to travel from their throat to the stomach. 6.After accepting your friend request, you are still asking mi can we be friends Noooo come and be my landlord 7. You want to toast a girl that have 5000 friends, my brother what did you want to tell her that she not hear before 8. If you want to toast please go straight to the point which one is how is mommy and daddy, he Concern you 9. Nobody has a Lower voice than a boy collecting girls number inside the bus 10. *You have dated a guy for 6 years now. Instead of you pressuring him to go and see your family...You're pressuring him to use your pic as his Dp, my sister when will you have sense 11. *Make I chop this girl, make I chop that girl, until you chop the one that will reduce your destiny to 1mb. Stay with one partner and stay safe. 12. You are single at the age of 35 and you still ask man where dey get your number, my sister your problem pass Nigeria own 13. The awkward moment when you go for hiv test in the hospital and you see the doctor coming to you with Bible 14. No one has respect pass the person that want to borrow money from you, he can Greet the dog, saying bingo how are you? Have you eaten 15. By now someone's future wife is lying acrobatically on another Guy's bed screaming:"Baby Eat Me Like Indomie."So sad 16.*I just saw my landlords wife entering hotel with another Tenant,,,should i greet them??* 17. He Don happen, house help Don call oga mumu when he dey Crack jokes with madam 18.We want the youth in the church to wait behind after service for cleaning the church premises you wount wait but if nah election period and sharing money mata you be the planning committee for youth. My broda your house in hell go get AC 19.*If you hear what people say right before they pick your call or immediately they end the call. You would stop the friendship* Some of them will be like ..why this idiot de call me? 20.In Nigeria, *When a lady enter a guy's room,and 9mins later you hear loud music*. *Just know they have started playing Ludo*!!!!

*Overview
Uterine fibroids are
noncancerous growths of
the uterus that often
appear during
childbearing years. Also
called leiomyomas (lie-o-
my-O-muhs) or myomas,
uterine fibroids aren't
associated with an
increased risk of uterine
cancer and almost never develop into
cancer.
Fibroids range in size from seedlings,
undetectable by the human eye, to bulky
masses that can distort and enlarge the
uterus. You can have a single fibroid or
multiple ones. In extreme cases, multiple
fibroids can expand the uterus so much
that it reaches the rib cage and can add
weight.
Many women have uterine fibroids
sometime during their lives. But you might
not know you have uterine fibroids
because they often cause no symptoms.
Your doctor may discover fibroids
incidentally during a pelvic exam or
prenatal ultrasound.
*Symptoms
Many women who have fibroids don't have
any symptoms. In those that do, symptoms
can be influenced by the location, size and
number of fibroids.
In women who have symptoms, the most
common signs and symptoms of uterine
fibroids include:
Heavy menstrual bleeding
Menstrual periods lasting more than a
week
+Pelvic pressure or pain
+Frequent urination
+Difficulty emptying the bladder
+Constipation
+Backache or leg pains
Rarely, a fibroid can cause acute pain when
it outgrows its blood supply, and begins to
die.
Fibroids are generally classified by their
location.
*Intramural fibroids grow within
the muscular uterine wall.
*Submucosal
fibroids bulge into the uterine cavity.
*Subserosal fibroids project to the outside
of the uterus.
When to see a doctor
See your doctor if you have:
+Pelvic pain that doesn't go away
+Overly heavy, prolonged or painful periods
+Spotting or bleeding between periods
+Difficulty emptying your bladder
+Unexplained low red blood cell count (anemia)
Seek prompt medical care if you have severe vaginal bleeding or sharp pelvic
pain that comes on suddenly.
*Causes
Doctors don't know the cause of uterine
fibroids, but research and clinical
experience point to these factors:
Genetic changes. Many fibroids
contain changes in genes that differ
from those in normal uterine muscle
cells.
*Hormones. Estrogen and
progesterone, two hormones that
stimulate development of the uterine
lining during each menstrual cycle in
preparation for pregnancy, appear to
promote the growth of fibroids.
Fibroids contain more estrogen and
progesterone receptors than normal
uterine muscle cells do. Fibroids tend
to shrink after menopause due to a decrease in hormone production.
Other growth factors. Substances
that help the body maintain tissues,
such as insulin-like growth factor,
may affect fibroid growth.
*Extracellular matrix (ECM). ECM is the material that makes cells stick
together, like mortar between bricks.
ECM is increased in fibroids and
makes them fibrous. ECM also stores
growth factors and causes biologic
changes in the cells themselves.
Doctors believe that uterine fibroids develop from a stem cell in the smooth
muscular tissue of the uterus
(myometrium). A single cell divides
repeatedly, eventually creating a firm,
rubbery mass distinct from nearby tissue.
The growth patterns of uterine fibroids
vary — they may grow slowly or rapidly, or
they may remain the same size. Some
fibroids go through growth spurts, and
some may shrink on their own.
Many fibroids that have been present
during pregnancy shrink or disappear after
pregnancy, as the uterus goes back to a
normal size.
*Risk factors
There are few known risk factors for
uterine fibroids, other than being a woman
of reproductive age. Factors that can have
an impact on fibroid development include:
-Race. Although any woman of
reproductive age can develop
fibroids, black women are more likely
to have fibroids than are women of
other racial groups. In addition, black women have fibroids at younger
ages, and they're also likely to have
more or larger fibroids, along with
more-severe symptoms.
-Heredity.; If your mother or sister had fibroids, you're at increased risk of
developing them.
Other factors. -Onset of menstruation at an early age; obesity; a vitamin D deficiency; having a diet higher in red
meat and lower in green vegetables,
fruit and dairy; and drinking alcohol,
including beer, appear to increase
your risk of developing fibroids.
*Complications
Although uterine fibroids usually aren't
dangerous, they can cause discomfort and
may lead to complications such as a drop
in red blood cells (anemia), which causes
fatigue, from heavy blood loss. Rarely, a
transfusion is needed due to blood loss.

you can't stop laughing after reading this jokes, i bet it. Vocabulary development. Some words and their meaning. 1. Stingy ___ is when someone asks you for salt and you said that your mom counted it. 2. Confusion ___is when you stole a meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon is placed upwards or downwards. 3. Shock__ _ is when you touched your pocket and you didn't feel your phone. 4. Cause trouble __is when you enter inside a restaurant and noticed that all the men in there are with a lady each then you decide to make a fake call with your China phone, "hello, my man I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick "after that you looked around but behold all the ladies don disappear. 5. Wahala_ _ is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed your okada and say "thunder fire you, "you start your okada but it didn't respond. 6. Kasala Don burst__ is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and you tell the bartender to serve your girlfriend Andre ( drink) as a village girl she said "please make it spicy. 7.witchcraft __ is after standing for one hour in queue under the hot sun just because you want to withdraw some money through the A T M and finally it was your turn then you notice that you are with your voters card instead of A T M card. 8. Heart attack__ is when your wife is pregnant and also your girlfriend is pregnant. 9. Lost of memory __ is when you are looking for your phone without knowing that you are with it and someone called you, u picked up the phone and say Bros abeg call me back I dey find my phone. 10. May your phone fall inside gutter or basin of water __ if after reading this post and you didn't laugh and comment No be me talk am oooooo.