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Politics › Re: You are incompetent, politicising National security - El-Rufai Replies Ribadu by appleous: 10:36pm On Sep 02, 2025

These two are fighting for 2031 o!!!

Both of them are angling to take over when it becomes the turn of the north again.

Nonsense and ingredients

Politics › Re: Throwback Pictures Of Simon Ekpa When He Won Silver Medal For Nigeria by appleous: 10:46pm On Sep 01, 2025

What made his head grow so large though?

HGH?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Kumuyi Abolishes 6-month Mandatory Courtship For Church Members by appleous: 9:49pm On Aug 31, 2025

This man and his unbiblical doctrines.

He keeps flip-flopping between approval and disapproval depending on which side of the bed he wakes up on.

Make God help his children

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Celebrities › Re: Phyna Sister, Ruth Otabor Dies After Dangote Truck Accident by appleous: 8:18pm On Aug 31, 2025*

kpankpangolo:
Someone should explain how a leg amputation can lead to death when the person does not suffer from diabetes.

Shows the level of medical expertise and facilities in this shit hole country.

In saner climes, the accident wouldn't have happened.

In saner climes, her leg could have been saved.

In saner climes, even if she lost the leg, she would not have lost her life

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Crime › Re: Crippled Man Posing As Beggar Arrested With ₦20M, Accused Of Molesting Boys (pix by appleous: 5:06pm On Aug 31, 2025

omoredia:
These people are place by Islamic clerics in different places as moles and agents that give information of a place back to terrorists agents for attack or economic or political domination

Your brain is paining you

Crime › Re: Crippled Man Posing As Beggar Arrested With ₦20M, Accused Of Molesting Boys (pix by appleous: 5:05pm On Aug 31, 2025

Molesting boys?

How does a man with no legs molest people?

Just say he is gay and was paying to have his way with those boys.

That would be more believable

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Politics › Re: Rogue Judge, Bribed Judge, Election Rigger - How Serah Ibrahim Described Judges by appleous: 3:01pm On Aug 31, 2025

franchasofficia:
So all these distractions and noise just to influence Peter Obi to stop the legal suit against Cashivist Deji Adeyanju?

I thought Deji Adeyanju have all the evidences to nail Peter Obi? I thought Deji Adeyanju have the full record of Peter Obi bribing him as the Judge abi EFCC Chairman he is to stop prosecution of Peter Obi for looting?

Deji Adeyanju have finished his legal career, he doesn't even know the meaning of bribe or bribery, someone that calls himself a lawyer does not know what bribe or bribery means.

Ask the charge and bail lawyer called Deji Adeyanju why Peter Obi bribed him? As per Judge abi Magistrate abi Prosecuting Counsel abi EFCC Chairman or Police Officer he is? Deji ought to go to jail to serve as warning to other ignorant folks like him.

For those who don't know the meaning of bribery or bribe, please see the attached screen shot and you will convict Cashivist turned Charge and bail lawyer Deji Adeyanju by yourself without needing a Judge to do so

You strangely don't know the correct usage of "has" and "have"?

Wow!!!

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Politics › Re: Ojulari alleges plot to unseat him, says NNPCL under attack by appleous: 11:27pm On Aug 28, 2025

Once Atikus Son in law is nabbed and starts to sing, you will be sent to gaol.

Don't worry. The funny thing is this man will not last as long as Kyari because he is too greedy

TV/Movies › Re: Debbie Shokoya Falls From A Balcony In A Daring Movie Stunt (Video) by appleous: 5:08pm On Aug 28, 2025

Omo!!! Peep that atrocious hairline,

Imagine if a man has that kind of hairline, this same person will mock him to hell and back

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Politics › Re: PVC: Explain Extraordinary Registration In Southwest, ADC Tells INEC by appleous: 5:03pm On Aug 28, 2025

The rigging in 2027 will be one for the record books.

Mind-blowing

Extraordinary

Record breaking

This is just a test run.

They haven't released the stats of Northern states.

Celebrities › Re: Tiktok Star Peller Found Safe After Reported Abduction by appleous: 1:59pm On Aug 28, 2025

"The boy who cried wolf"

I hope that when the real thing happens, people will believe him and come to his rescue.

Nonsense and ingredients.

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Celebrities › Re: Tiktok Star Peller Reportedly Kidnapped (Video) by appleous: 12:08pm On Aug 28, 2025

"The boy who cried wolf."

Good riddance to bad rubbish

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Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Gives Birth To A Baby Girl, Names Her Yakira Eliana by appleous: 11:20am On Aug 28, 2025

Conceived in immorality.

Born to a woman of easy virtue

With no present father.

Yakira ko Shakira ni.

The normalization of single motherhood was what rang the death knell of the Black American family system and subsequently their society.

I am glad we Africans are gleefully copying them.

Our fall will be televised

Footnote: It's alarming to observe that this woman maintained her skin bleaching throughout her gestation period.

May there be no effects on that unfortunate pikin o

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Celebrities › Re: Anambra First Lady Presents Philanthropist Of Year Award To MD Promiseland NGO by appleous: 11:11am On Aug 27, 2025

Kobicove:
Is that guy a shareholder in Nairaland Limited?

x

You are not informed.

Any fake award, beauty pageant, politician whitewashing, Alex Reports is behind it.

He has a million and one accounts he uses, but one thing is sure: any such posts are from him.

And he makes sure they hit the front page.

Education › Re: Why Do Countries Borrow Money When They Can Just Print Them? by appleous: 11:07am On Aug 27, 2025

Idi Amin, is that you?

Travel › Re: Abuja-Kaduna Train Derails (Photo) by appleous: 1:59pm On Aug 26, 2025

Our iron condem brothers have gone to remove parts of the track.

Forget that BS talk about hot axle being the cause of the derailment.

Politics › Re: Orji Kalu's Slippers That Got Netizens Talking ( Pic) by appleous: 10:06am On Aug 26, 2025

ebics:
The girls looks like him. The man Blood strong Oo. No be small

"the man blood strong oo. No be small"

What does this even mean? Does it make sense to you? If they are his kids, who were they supposed to look like?
Your father?

Christianity Etc › Re: Artist Goes Viral For Drawing Bishop Oyedepo Live At AYAC 2025 (Photos/Video) by appleous: 11:44am On Aug 25, 2025

Look at Oyedepo Jnr's hairline, it appears he is either wearing a topee (fake wig gummed on his head like them rudeboy, Charles Okocha et.al ) or the man has gone to Turkey for a hair transplant.

I wonder where his brother, who broke out of the ministry to start his own, is.

"Work out your own salvation with fear and trembling" (Philippians 2:12)

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Celebrities › Re: Faith Morey Leads OCF Mission To Give Children Dignity Via Classroom Renovation by appleous: 10:30am On Aug 25, 2025

Celebrity Blog is Alex Reports in disguise.

That man has opened like 1 million nairaland accounts.

Christianity Etc › Re: Sexual Purity: Why You Shouldn't "Do" Before You Say "I Do" by appleous: 10:23am On Aug 24, 2025

How old is the OP?

Is the OP a "fagin"?

more characters needed

Celebrities › Re: Etinosa Idemudia Undergoes Liposuction Surgery (Video) by appleous: 11:32pm On Aug 23, 2025

Happy survival.

Her body, her choice

Crime › Re: When A Driver Kills His Employer By Deji Yesufu by appleous: 3:52pm On Aug 23, 2025

TrustMM:
This is very bad I hope perpetrator will be brought the book

If you had bothered to read the post, you wouldn't be asking such a question.

Intellectually lazy, quick to jump to conclusions, ignorant, and full of confidence anchored on nothing but vacuous bravado.

The typical Nigerian.

"If you wish to hide something from a black man, put it in a book."

In this case, a Nairaland post which spans multiple paragraphs.

Travel › Re: $4bn Abuja-Lagos Superhighway Set To Take Off – AEC by appleous: 7:59pm On Aug 21, 2025

Same Chief Kenny Martin's of Nigerian Police Equipment Fund scandal?

I laugh in chinchunchin

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