₦airaland Forum

You can eat healthy and it is Okada that will kill you.

You can avoid Okada and buy a car only to die in a car crash.

You can avoid cholesterol and eat fish only for the bone to hook you.

You can be fit as a fiddle only to slip in the bathroom, bang your head against the tile, bleed out and die.

FourQu:
Nice one, and he's not even a lagosian born and bred

His village isn't even in lagos

Lagosians, grab your lands back from the interlopers on time and deport every deportable back into the hinterland forests of osun state

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Osu don drop quote

There is a joke that if everyone is going to heaven on Monday, Sit-at-home slaves from the East no fit go.

Them don dey use una matter crack jokes for comedy shows. Aye iya yin ti baje

They threw iron rod directly in the eyes of those 5th class citizens who said Lagos is not part of SW.

ClearFlair:
Otti is rookie but incompetent governors are pro?

Na to remove clothe enter street remain

Otti is an NYSC Governor without sense. He said he won't confront the terrorists, but he's now running around trying to save face.

You have never experienced good governance in your life, so I can't blame you if you don't know that Otti is worse than a rookie.

Judolisco:
How can a region allow one person in Finland to be controlling them from Facebook?

Because they are senseless. Not all of them, but majority are senseless.

Those with sense are few.

sexyto:
This can be set aside by an appeal court if pdp or Gov. Fubara gets its facts right.

Pdp is supporting these lawmakers.
Fubara is an ungrateful fool.

Racoon:
Same law breakers that openly sang on your mandate we stand and declared their defection to the APC? The cash and carry judiciary of this nation is a joke, shame disgrace and embarrassment.

The judge is there educating you for free, but you are talking trash.
You should be grateful for him doing what your own parents couldn't do.

I agree. Ipob must be encouraged to keep doing what they are doing.
Foolish people destroying their own land.

This one is the most incompetent and mediocre Minister in this administration.

gistray:
Hmm.

So people in South West sleep with dogs now?

Wonders they say shall never end

FFK slept with Bianca
Therefore, Bianca is a ......

EKOSuperior:
So you want Oba to be selling garri and potatoes in Nkwo Nkalagu?

Yes.
He can add hunting of bushmeat to his activities.

NaMe4:
Oba does not think he should be in charge of 'Edo South Senatorial part of the State', he, actually is in charge of the entire Edo State as far as the Traditional system of governance is concerned.

He is the Oba of Bini not Oba of Edo. If the Oba doesn't know his limits, he will be reminded in a painful way.
His influence doesn't extend to Auchi for instance and if he does his chochocho there, he will have his asz handed to him.

Dedeity:
Are you talking about the same ogun state where citizens go all the way to Benin republic to get drinking water ?

He mentioned Igboland where the police cars used in Lagos are good enough to seduce the wife of Local Government Chairman in Igboland.

ddippset:
Votes don't count in Rivers.

He will be fighting against Federal Police and Emereji.

He will remove Wike's puppet Emereji as RISIEC chairman first..

Then he will conduct LGA elections.

Votes don't count in Rivers but how come Fubara is Governor.
If he removes Omereji, is he going to remove the Police?

Fubara is scared of RSIEC, that's why he can't conduct LG election. This is the fool who wants to win a second term election conducted by INEC

The good thing is that people like you will keep fooling Fubara and he can act on it.

SpecialAdviser:
Pakistan is a terrorist state with ISLAMABAD as capital my friend. What is good about terrorists?

Again, all these things are better than skull mining

What is good about Pakistan but your brothers were crying when they were kicked out like dogs.
What about Indians hunting you like wild pigs

You are talking of skull mining when you are cannibals in your place. Go to Isiala Ngwa and see how your type are used to cook Ofe Nsala.

WhiteWood:
I first came across the unedited video on Twitter. In the video, all the girls clearly stated their names, and they were all Igbo girls from the southeast region of Nigeria. I'm curious as to why Nigerian media outlets are choosing to edit the original video.

Because people like SpecialAdviser with inferiority complex and victim mentality would say they are targeting their tribe.

SpecialAdviser:
Abike is a very useless woman who makes living from tribal trend. Meanwhile their are trafficker in every tribe

Abike is not the problem. The problem is that the problems are usually from one tribe. They are the ones who enter trouble the most.

Abike was not yet in office when Pakistan banned anyone from your tribe from entering their country. Have you forgotten how Indian Policemen stop Nigerians and only hold those from your tribe while asking others to go?

Abike is not the one making you look bad, it is because your parents failed to instill morals in you people, that's why you behave like animals outside and everyone kicks you out.

Teeklef:
Serious beating bruh!!! Oba go do frog jump join.

If he like, make e no mellow. Them fit vex use bottle shave him hair join.

YouAreNobody:
I don't know where you got this "borrowing firetrucks from Delta"

It means you don't stay in Anambra.

kettykin:
I wa wondering the sam , GU Okeke should partner with BUA , south east should start their cement factory rehabilitation of nkalagu cement, an All incubator refinery plant and petrochemical plant.

If they don't dongote will government support to kill anamco and innoson

See hypocrites o. You want to trick BUA to come invest in South East so that you can burn his trucks anytime you start your Ipob madness. Do you know how many Dangote trucks you guys have burnt?

Beggy beggy, are you willing to put down a written undertaking that you won't burn BUA trucks?

Coronavirus1:
AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN EBO DEY

Leave am.
Them go exile Oba of Benin go Nkalagu for Ebonyi or carry am go one interior village for Taraba .

kennosklint:
ozour you think this hausa or Yoruba land that that kings are dethroned any how! We will rather use cutlass to chase Obaseki than hearing any shit

See this local fool. You don't even know your history. You too mumu.
Oba Ovoranmwen was dethroned and sent on exile to Calabar. He dared not step foot in Bini till he died.

This current one wey dey do chochocho, them go beat am wella before he comot palace.

Good to know that Anambra has temporarily stopped borrowing firetrucks from Delta to quench fire.

Kudos to Soludo Solution.

ohosi4real:
Obaseki should be care. He have few months to live office. He should remember that Oba words is very powerful.

Yen yen yen
Which Oba words?
If the Oba is not careful, Obaseki will dethone and banish him.

In fact, he will be seriously flogged before being kicked out of the Palace.

Mbanda:
Karma is already flogging you wasteland monkeys with hunger and it will soon get to either army or herdsmen invasion.

We can't wait to make jest of you lots. You and your cohorts that are in the business of supporting evil because of hate and envy are doomed already because karma is real.

My happiness is that, the last time I checked, your tribe is still in Nigeria where shit flies all the time. If anyone should tell the people of okuama in delta state that a day will come when they will run out of their homes they will not believe it. And so shall it happen to you and your town people and we will rejoice and laff shege comot for Una body.

When they were killing your fathers in the foolish war they fought, we were having steady Owambe in the SW.
When Biafran soldiers were sleeping with your mothers and ravishing them so that they could get dry stockfish freely donated by NGOs, cows were being slaughtered every day for parties in Lagos.

Your children writing WAEC are being hunted like bush rats by stark illiterates hiding in the bush, that one doesn't bother you.
Go and check the schools chosen by best students from your region, all schools in the SW.

Keep harbouring criminals. The way God is punishing you people, in 10 years time, the only party they will be doing in your region will be burial.

Chikel20000:
Agulu failure kee u there....it is Agulu failure that's responsible for the mess we are in now?, it's Agulu failure that took inflation rate to 33 plus, it is d Agulu failure that's making tomatoes, pepper raise to more than 400 percent. It is Agulu failure that is making many children drop out from school. It is the Agulu failure that's responsible for unemployment and security lapses....u guys should start using ur brains for once

I would have loved to reply you but I can't start replying a 5th class citizen who has never experienced good governance in his life.

Go to Anambra and ask about Peter Obi. Before you go to Anambra, mention one single legacy project of Peter Obi in Anambra?

Maybe you're too young to know the damage Obi did to Anambra. Go and ask your parents how Peter Obi was using Awkuzu Sars to kill Igbo youths.

You are here opening your Mkpummiri mouth to talk nonsense. Alusi will chew your tongue.

Nonny95:
You no dey shame😂.

While the rest of the world is in 2024?

Yoruba Ronu and shamelessness

You have no history and you have no futyre.
As at when those houses were built, your ancestors were still using mouth to cut grass in the bush.
Cocoa House in Ibadan is 25 storeys high but you are declaring public holiday in your region because of gutter.

No be curse, but any child born in your place is automatically disadvantaged in life due to the hopelessness and eternal backwardness of your region.

A goat in Ekiti is better than the than an entire Local Government in your muddy land.

43Ronin:
Stale & stupid. I am no obi fan but he did well with that brewery. Tens of thousands of peoples and small businesses were employed because of him. Nigerians drink beer a lot. castigating obi for building brewery is like castigating Nigerian govt for Nigerian Brewries when the taxes made for NB is so huge that northern states get a huge amount. Talk with sense next time sir

I really can't blame you. You are from the East and have never experienced good governance in your life.

As at when you were still slaving for the PDP, here is what Labour Party said about the worthless brewery you are foolishly defending today.

ddippset:
I don't agree entirely with Amaechi.

Fubara is extremely popular especially with the civil servants.

The 100k he gave them last December and other payments and promotions endeared him to the people.

But I agree that a lot of people love Sim because they are anti Wike.

Let Fubara conduct LG elections in Rivers state if you think Civil servants are with him.

Chikel20000:
Amaechi...which side are u on?

He has refused to pick sides.
Have you seen the Agulu failure also pick sides?

This is serious.
Fubara must have a really stinky personality for Amaechi to sidestep him.