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Ttalk:
It is person like you that pushed Kanu into this mess.

Tonight you are planning a night shift with your wife but you want Kanu to continue eating watery beans and dying of konji inside the cell.

Tell me are you the one taking care of his wife and kids?

The only thing you lots know is sexual perversion and how to sleep with other mens wives. That's why you are thinking of kanus wife.

Radarada

SeeWahala:
What about the advice for your sisters hawking agbo-jedi in the South East?

Twist the mugu neck

Retardedd post or topics like this should be deleted but this is nairaland

baralatie:
Mod update o
Chelsea has eaualized

No complaints again I guess

baralatie:
You think maresca will be able to handle the Chelsea family and the English press if he looses this cup
You under estimate Chelsea supporters fah

We will find out soon enough

Onyiridike:
What is Jackson doing on the pitch, running up and down like a headless chicken?

If e no start, na Una go still complain.

Which better striker at moment does chelsea have?

baralatie:
Are you calling Chelsea a local club?
Maresca should pray he does not lose this cup
He will have an ear full

All coaches know how to deal with loses

Edoblakky:
Maresca is again displaying gross stupidity and foolishness. You have a final and decided you must set up foolishly. What is James doing on the bench? Why is Badiashile playing while Tosin and Colwil are on the bench? Does this mad man think there's a return leg? This man is definitely not a thinking manager. He's deluded

So you work with the players?

Are you in the physio department?

Did you train with them this morning?

Do you know what determined his selection?

Can you coach a local side effectively and reach any final?

How good are you in your job if you have any?

samsegs:
All of a sudden everyone becomes a real betis fan

Which kind fallacious statement be dis na?

[quote author=Pascal9 post=135539321][/quote]Godliness and contentment is great gain.

You must kill the flesh to be contented in life

allthingsgood:
When it comes to Marriage, it’s common for men (and pretty much everyone) to mess up at some point. Whether it’s a lack of communication or a lapse in judgment, navigating a relationship requires a certain level of self-awareness. Here are some prevalent mistakes men make in marriage:

1. It is a woman's duty to love, it is a man's duty to provide
A man who continuously shows affection, without anything concrete is just sitting on time bomb and wasting his time. If she is not already cheating, she will eventually leave u in frustration. Women are complex, they are to be chased before marriage. After marriage, allow her to do the chasing. Focus on providing and protecting, that is your job as a man.

2. Letting your appearance suffer
When you first started dating her, you were probably extremely aware of how you looked, smelled, and presented yourself. But now? You walk around donning your dirty boxers upandan. Okay na, she will soon get tired and leave. A woman needs to see her husband as her god. So dont get too comfortable, or she will disconnect from you.

3. Take charge
You are the lord. Allow your wife to have her say, but you must have your way. She will secretly love you even more. No woman likes an indecisive man. Be a problem solver, not weak slub.

4. Expecting your partner to be a mind-reader
Bros, women arent prophets or psychics. Sometimes even if she has an idea what you mean, she just needs to hear the words. Dont just send money to your wife without giving specific instructions/information. You will have done nothing! Tell her exactly what you mean and what you want.

5. Avoiding conflict like the plague
We get it, no one likes fighting. It’s stressful and just all around not a good time. But conflict is pretty much a given in any relationship, besides it’s how you handle it that matters. So if you find yourself leaving whenever an argument starts to brew or just nodding to appease your partner, you’re being avoidant. Your partner wants to know how you feel and you should want to know how they feel, too! Also sometimes, women like conflict for no apparent reason, they can be that ridiculous. But its there way of seeking attention.

6. Prepare for the rainy day
Dont count on your wife to rescue you when things go bad, especially financially. You may be lucky that she does, but dont count on it. The only person who will probably accept you no matter what is your mother, so treat her well. You wife will begin to show signs when things get tough, and may eventually dump you. The biggest disaster is allow a woman become your breadwinner. My brother you are done for!

7. Your wife is not your best friend
Bro get it together. She is your wife and partner, not your best friend. Forget mumu woke generation


Add yours

Men are required to love and provide.
The woman submits.

profmallor:
Forget that tag, there are many places where that man is recognized and respected that no one on VDMs generation can enter. And thats both locally and internationally, that you dislike a man doesnt take away who he is or the doors that open for him. VDM should not think too highly of himself. The fact that he can be picked up in broad day light shows how much he is really worth. Can you just pick up Tompolo in broad day light lol

continue glorifying rubbish

yarimo:
It's very unfortunate EFCC apply mercy on you

with things like you, it will be a long road for nigeria

Pascal9:
Humans can't be satisfied, give range rover, after 1 month he became tired, he has a rich husband but it's poor getman she wants to Bleep, feed him with the choicest meat, after 1 week he desires to drink Ijebu garri, he will live GRA, but vibes of AJ city de hungry am. Life no balance

its lack of contentment.

Great100000:
Source: https://www.zikoko.com/citizen/1000-ways-to-japa/how-to-apply-for-nyu-funding/

oga go home if you are homesick.

is it that hard?

MOPDEEP:
Getting to work this morning, saw a memo that read no staff should bring a phone to company..
This is a modern slavery, that needs the government attention..

is it in the factory where production is ongoing or in the offices?

Celestialsword:
Nigerians should stop all these pretence and move with trends around the world.

Dressing doesn't reflect the heart of the person, looking outward instead of inwards.it just their preference and the modern trends.

This is Gen z generation

keep quiet
dont be perverted

XtraFortunes:
Same thing MTN did to me. I woke up at night to use the YouTube bundle that according to them works 12am to 5am. The YouTube app did not work. Companies that tell lies like this should be sanctioned. But you see we are in the APC regime and telling lies is now the norm for almost everyone.

Truth is that most of these companies look at the body language of the government.


They behave according to how the government treats her citizens.

Can they do this in some other countries without being fined?

ibechris:
Don't under-estimate this coming election.

Behind it are Nigerians who want prosperity and away from hunger.


I like the way the coalition is going,they are hiding the facts from the criminal APC members wanting to infiltrate their party just to cause confusion like the confused man above us.

Prepare yourselves well,then join the party u wished and see Nigerians queue behind u guys.

Things go happen.

Hmmm
Inec officials should ready to upload at PU.

Network must not fail that day, cos body go tell them

DyshApp:
Popular comedian, Adesokan Adedeji Emmanuel a.k.a Shank Comics recounts how his father switched from being a Muslim to a Christian.


He made this known while speaking to a fan he met in the United States.

The fan had informed him that he thought he were Muslim like himself, however, Shank noted that he is a Christian.


However, he clarified that he has a Muslim name, Saheed, and his father used to be a Muslim.

He noted that his father had converted on the day a church gave him food while he was famished.

Shank said …

“My daddy was a Muslim. Then there was one time he was fucking hungry then one church gave him food, then he became a Christian. I swear to God, my dad is so cheap.”

mu-mu ticket did not favor him

Glory be to God Almighty

BIGTinfotech:
Hahaha. When you are afraid to speak to journalists, it can only mean one thing.
The truth needs no evidence!

facts

Nemesis0147:
One place everyone will always wish not to visit but it is what it is….
Chai….memories
The awful smell.

its formaldehyde mostly

APOPTOSIS:
This Guy is more sincere than 95% of Nigerians.
He is more sincere than the entire Nigerian Government leadership.
This is transparency.

Very soon more lies will be unearthed.
Especially those liars who keep saying they see Ghosts on daily basis.

We are expecting Fake pentecostal Pastors to join soon to unearth their fake miracle lies. Gullibles have been fed for too long.

Finally, it's so unfortunate that such a number was brought to a single morgue in just a week. It seems Nigeria has gone Nuclear 😭😭
Please, who are we competing with ?

you sound frustrated with life or something.

you could have made your point without dragging pastors into it.

if any pastor is fake, leave them to God on judgment day.
but course you don't believe in God sef.

PUNANI01:
Zoological republic! They don chop una again 😂

Them chop agbadorian zombies clean mouth oo.
God forsaken people

mrvitalis:
IMO and Anambra are considered education advanced so have zero catchment benefit for federal Universities

Sad

na wa oo

people sat down and decided this rubbish

tufiakwa

Peakdesign23:
Nigerian education system tire me

e no just balance.

different standards for different citizens

mrvitalis:
Medicine, law, pharmacy 288 won't get you admitted especially in eastern federal schools and you are from IMO or Anambra

It's the sad reality we face... Someone from Kano would strow into unn medicine with 260
While someone from IMO or Anambra is not sure with 320

I don't even understand why it should be so.
its supposed to be the catchment area as a SE citizen but northerner will be given privilege instead

SEGLIZ:
we all understand them but pretend we don't through atheism and wokeness.

Ephesians 6:12 KJV
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

people tend pretend there are no unseen forces governing this universe but those that deceives them knows the truth and communicate with these forces.

you see the prince of persia dey learn work where the prince in charge of nigeria dey.

no jokes

but God pass them

Sparsy:
Ambulance Carrying Corpse Involved in Accident

A tragic acc!dent occurred when an ambulance transporting a deceased person for burial was hit by a speeding trailer. The incident has left the corpse badly damaged, sparking widespread shock and sadness.


https://www.facebook.com/100083320839074/posts/pfbid0253c3ZvCRYW7xgLJ3BDVQF8tdXTyyLwqy4KzuPojr3gg4VE7eFxd9W2gWKYdTQB52l/?app=fbl

double wahala for dead body

fuckingAyaya:
When Obi said it Doesn't make sense locking all the shops because of 1 or 2 people caught selling fake drugs some miscreants called for his head. Imagine locking over 5000 shops because of someone caught selling fake drugs and asking them to pay 700k each for re-opening, that's over 3.5billion naira. Are they encouraging people to sell fake drugs, then when caught you can pay 700k and everyone goes home happily. Imagine Nafdac locking their comments on Instagram 😂😂 the oga pablo wey be drug kingpin na no1 man.

tomorrow some clowns will celebrate IGR...

we don see how they generate IGR