₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:




Women will forever remain a wonder.
Some things about them start to make sense and just when you are almost certain of your mastery, they get you totally confused again.

Isn't it ironic that if Janice Combs were 40 or 50 years younger, she'd be considered an evening newspaper, but here is an 84year old looking like a bestselling Encyclopedia.
Just like wine, women get better with age.

But not our Naija women.

Who will only take care of themselves to get a man, and once they've gotten one, all the effort ends. Some won't bathe except when on their periods, others will perpetually wear wigs on unkempt hair and the very majority of them have bulgy shapeless tummy.

With the girdles, tights and all, it is faster for a mechanic to couple a new engine than for a man to undreśs a fully dressed Naija woman.

You can't eat six wraps of fufu with two bottles of orobo Pepsi and watch Zeeworld all day in bed then expect a waist trainer to do magic.

I don't blame them, I blame our men and it's just a shame that Nigerian men have no taste; anything goes for them and that's why Nigerian women can't be bothered.

There are some pregnant women I've seen and wondered if it was truly a man that impregnated them or it was artificial insemination.

God knows that I'd rather mastùrbate than cavort with a lady of low sex appeal.
With that said, the one thing I know about women is that there's something in every woman that makes them special to at least one person.

It's fallacy to generalize all Nigerian men as having no taste.....just say you have no taste

Not all Nigerian women are unkempt......maybe your female family members are

Many women worldwide use tights and girdle, it's not exclusive to Nigeria women....

Na 84 year old nipple I dey see so

Antiurchins:
Check all the people defending tinubu online, they're all yoruba people.

Tinubu is a sectional leader

All regions has left them behind grin

You will never see hausa/fulani person defending his rubbish as the unstable tribe did during Buhari's tenure. Those ones are wiser than them

the matter is really strong oo

APC zombies blast Atiku....

thats the correct headline

Godjone:
Is she ok at all? They should take her to yaba psychiatric hospital to have her brain examined

shut it...

you don't know the full inside story

Natbrowny:
Dont Judge. Na so i talk from d day this story broke out

Just dey observe o. Sit on d fence even

The Nigerian Military is a cult. A very secret one.

a lot is ongoing behind the scenes

budaatum:
Anyone not preparing for tax on fuel the image depicts is not awake yet and should wake up quick and start preparing for tax on breathing and pooing too, because its coming very soon.

we cannot rule it out ooo the way these fools are moving.

franchasng:
The way and manner most Nigerian guys talk down on ladies eh, these guys don't know how nature operate; most of you will definitely give birth to a girl child whether you like it or not, na that time una go understand how far, make una continue.



You guys will come online and make it look like all men are Saints without blemish. All ladies are bad and piece of shîth while the guys are kings that do no wrong, make una continue oh, na time go teach all of una the hard lesson about life.



All the guys that specialize in sleeping with girls without côndom only to deny responsibility when your irresponsibility yields fruit, make una continue too, Una go learn. Na only time sabi humble every human being.


Guys continue your reckless lifestyle, nothing de happen.


And to the ladies, continue spreading leg foolishly for useless guys just because you think they are stars or celebrities, well done

Surely most guys don't have sense and always blame ladies for issues pertaining to sex.
The reason is because women are gatekeepers of sex.

Unless a woman is raped, NO MAN can have access to her if her legs are closed.

I don't know if women understand this, or they do but want to have their cake and eat it.

As a gate keeper, you open leg for any irresponsible man, he impregnates you then you start claiming he used and dumped you and all.that kind of stuff.

Therein lies the problem.

Efuaye:
Ministers ought not to leave office in the manner that the civil service does..
They ought to continue serving until old age, unless there is a health concern..
Why is Bishop Oyedepo not retiring if you know what I mean?
Nlfpmd

Honestly I dont understand why they have to retire them while the number one remains.
Moses was 120 and held office till death, ditto Joshua.

Anyway na them sabi

Hotspurs:
my point is obi got a good vote from yorubas too and if you guys keep insulting yoruba tribe, know that you will lose bloc votes from yorubas...ive never commented on this stuff here on nairaland...im just watching and its starting to get annoying like ewedu guzzling people and the likes like i and many yoruba didnt vote for obi, if this continues, i will personally campaign against him

Go ahead, cut off your nose to spite your ugly face.

Look at this one oo

You think too highly of yourself or what?

helinues:
No be lie

To those who might want to hit their heads on something because of the Madam first lady's message, do that in peace without dragging others

Pull out your head from arse, zombie

mightyhaze:
But moto still dey full road


Painshoneer needs to do more..


Jack am go 2k at least

Motor full road but check fuel guage and confirm the talk

Hotspurs:
i voted obi but this una comment fit make me change mind this time oo

Will it end your suffering?

EreluRoz:
God what is this? 😭

Men I hope you know this is also part of the polygamy and not just about satisfying your penis.

But unfortunately most don't give a damn about their kids and their mental health when it concerns their penis.

I have never seen a true peaceful polygamous home, even Sarah and Haga two very righteous women after God's heart couldn't live peacefully and their rivalry is still on in the middle east till today and obviously till end of time.

Even if this isn't about polygamy but it still has to do with another woman who his dad married.

foolish man...

better get sense quick

Salewa97:
The price of the crude in the international market is fluctuating, it would affect the local price too.

NLC and TUC should stop playing immature politics with this issue

evil soulless zombie....

when will you be free from chains?

illuminutty:
This Karen kuku no get sense from day one.

Out of the brilliant and hardworking people in Anambra state, see what Tinubu picked as minister.

na wetin soludo send ooo

Jostoman:
So who are you blaming this time around?

Buhari right? Because under Jonathan of PDP, one bag of rice is 9000 compare to 70,000 now under APC government

Fuel is selling at 97 naira per liter under Jonathan of PDP but now fuel price is 1000 naira per liter.

Anyway I don't blame you I blame those that Abracadabra Nigeria 2023 presidential election.

wey you see bag of rice for 70k?

abeg share info

Afrowits:
When it comes to Non commission, the government will be advising the citizens of its state to join, but when it comes to commission officer recruitment, you will not hear a single word from them.

God bless you

iwaeda:
Vaulwaence. Anger makes you age faster..

truth

Channel54:
There are signs of insulin resistance on his face,he maybe diabetic.

yea

atiku4President:
Aba branch in Imo? Something must be wrong somewhere.

There is Lagos in portharcourt.

No be everything dey complex

LuQuLuQu:
Than my old poor father. Cos i started the trolling first. a bu m Anuofia

yes na

lazkizz:
Beer parlour news

i pity you folks

Mrpojj:
If you are in rivers state u will know that many projects are going on simultaneously

don't mind that unfortunate zombie......

helinues:
Rivers politicians should move on from the LG election abeg

Whether Wike is right/wrong or Fubara is right/wrong is not what I am concerned about in Rivers state.

My own issue in particular is with Gov Fubara, to those who have been defending him, when last have you seen Sim commissioning any projects in Rivers state? Please be sincere

At least, the Wike that's he has been claiming of distracting him in the state has been seen severally visiting different project sites in FCT without claiming of being distracted by anyone while promising more.

mugu you are not in rivers state to see the projects ongoing.

face your egg and zombie business.

Natbrowny:
They are winning the war.

The way evil dey take win for this earth. No wonder the people always doing the right and reasonable thing always PRAY FOR A MIRACLE. to win hard die.

that is correct, but I know that in the end good will prevail.

CJStarz:
I'd like to know more,please.

its a symbol for lesbians, gays, bisexiual, trans and pedophiles.

so you can imagine what they are teaching little kids, trying to change their sexual orientation.......and someone on nairaland is seeing nothing wrong with that.

perhaps he can allow his kids to be in such a classroom without any consequences.

LuQuLuQu:
He has more guts than my father

ofcourse na

gidgiddy:
They have lied for almost 60 years that Aguiyi-Ironsi's Decree 34 is what abolished the Region's and ended true federalism

They know thst those who will believe the lies are those too lazy to Google Decree 34 and realise it was just a civil service Decree

It was Giwon who abolished the 4 Region's Nigeria had, and replaced them with 12 states, using Decree 14

Then Gowon introduced full blown unitary rule by abolishing resource control with Decree 15

that's why I believe gowon will never rest well whenever he dies...

he is alive but has refused to set the records straight all these years.

This lady has been going bout doing this rubbish.
Obviously this is the only thing she has to offer.

Sexual object!

LuQuLuQu:
Na now that his wide mouth go quiet small


See as e come humble 🤣🤣

He has more guts than you though

EreluRoz:
He shouldn't have released him. You don't defame someone and cry like a chicken when he reacts but silly people will only have problems with his reaction.

Shit up this man.
If you are not ok with the release, petition again and lock him up