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60 years old man

What a charlatan

lexy2014:
Nigga just had to make himself look big.

Is there no way he would paid his tribute without announcing that he took d deceased to Tanzania?

😂
You noticed that too.
It's well oo

nymphomaniac:
Valar Morghulis

Valar Dohaeris

When you marry new wife, na so e dey be

sreamsense:
Is there anytime you voted for him before, Emeka? Keep your vote for Obi, you know where you belong

You are triggered.....

Why?

PheelzAlmighty:
Clowns everywhere....

There is no election on Nigerian soil that is free and fair. Make una no allow politicians dey whine una🤡

Therefore people should not desire free and fair elections because nothing like that?

stuffs4me:
Goan sit down...

No one is teaching the Pandora criminal called Obi any lesson.
A primitive 3rd class citizen who is also a thief and a liar is who you expect me to have regard for and be teaching lessons?

Obi and the entire SE are too insignificant in Nigerian politics.

Don't play yourself, omizu.

If obi is a third class citizen, then you are worse than a slave eating pig food.

Softmirror:
Nothing will happen.

If you get mind, try am na....leave Cho cho cho.

DevilsEqual:


Useless caption from a useless correspondent

Large number of people still publicly attended EDO APC rally just two days ago, this one sit down for Enugwu-Ukwu dey assume shiii

This one really pain you, onye mgbu.

Shuffling about every thread to spew rubbish is your calling.
Una job hard for zombie unit.

2special:
They can't properly locked the door.

Is that the first thing your brain was able to reason?

Natbrowny:
I was expecting a follow up news that says he was shot immediately he was caught.

Abeg which system of govt brutal for crime doers?

You want him to be shot for stealing medicines, but you will praise your politicians for stealing billions of cash

🤡

Franking:
Tinumbu is cashing out big time otherwise why not come hard on NNPC? Why not sanitize the place?

Is he not their minister?
He dey follow.thief na

chukwuibuipob:
NNPC should stop using Nigerians to play Ludo/table 🎾 game.

Your mind go touch ground soon

nedu666:
Those who claim others are wailing are lucky their parents are still feeding and accommodating them at the age of 40. That is why they have the luxury of spending all their time on nairaland. Imagine a full grown jobless man with beards having 95,000 comments. Abeg seun should organise Oscar award for the most jobless commentator

Nedu calm down naaa..

Share rice instead of vayolence please.

malali:
I heard emilokan is planning to invite her for a state visit.
Imagine Condoleeza Rice visiting.

More rice days ahead.
I wonder why he doesn't share beans to go with the rice ?

Hahahaha
Rice is the ultimate, who needs beans, when you have rice?

ClearFlair:
The average APC supporter lacks common sense. Na to dey chop dog food remain 🤣🤣🤣

Well
A zombie once said "egg is for the rich"
Presently rice is for the rich.
Even that dog food, the zombie no go see chop

Dalohad:
Reminds me of Condoleezza Rice.

Imagine condoleezza rice being in charge of white house rice sharing
It's 8 years straight...

Mindlog:
The mention of rice, got you triggered.

Well , you are a reflection of 'an old woman becomes uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb"

Omooo because ehhh what is all these things about pepper body when rice is mentioned .

Truly the wicked fools run when no one chases them.

Baba God go surely destroy them all

malali:
In a groundbreaking move that has left both economists and social scientists dumbfounded, President Joe Biden, following the tried-and-true methods of Nigerian governance, has officially distributed 1,200 bags of rice to each of his cabinet members. This strategic rice deployment, according to White House insiders, is expected to address and solve all of America’s most pressing problems, from inflation to housing crises. Who knew that the key to national prosperity was sitting on supermarket shelves all along?

Inflation? A Thing of the Past

Forget about Federal Reserve interest rate hikes and complex fiscal policies. With the introduction of rice, the Biden administration has single-handedly eradicated inflation. The beauty of the rice plan lies in its simplicity. By distributing bags of rice, the president has addressed the root cause of inflation—hunger. Americans, now too busy cooking and eating rice, have stopped complaining about rising costs. Why bother about the price of gas when you can simply have a warm bowl of jollof? Gas? Walk to your neighbor with a bag of rice. It’s the new barter system.

Housing Crisis Solved Overnight

Homelessness? Not anymore. As soon as the bags of rice arrived, makeshift tents across the country were repurposed. Cardboard signs that used to read, “Will Work for Food” now simply state, “Rice Received—Housing Not Needed.” The surge in carbohydrate consumption has triggered a decline in the need for shelter, as full stomachs have led to the full hearts and ultimately to full homes. Americans, satisfied with their rice-filled lives, have voluntarily started moving into rice bag igloos, leading to a nationwide drop in homelessness.

Healthcare Crisis? Rice Is the New Panacea

For years, America has struggled with its healthcare system. But President Biden, inspired by West African innovation, has unlocked the secret: rice. Since the distribution began, the rates of diabetes, heart disease, and even COVID-19 have plummeted. Doctors are reporting miraculous recoveries as patients no longer need expensive treatments or medication. All they needed was a hearty bowl of fried rice. Have a cold? Boil rice. Broken arm? Apply rice compress. It’s clear that medical advancements pale in comparison to the humble grain’s healing power.

Crime Rates Drop Drastically

In a surprise to even the most cynical pundits, the distribution of rice has led to an unprecedented reduction in crime. With stomachs full and pantries stocked with endless grains, Americans have lost all desire to commit crime. What’s the point of looting or robbing a store when the most valuable currency—rice—is freely available? Gang violence in Chicago has come to a complete halt, as rival gangs now hold weekly rice cook-offs instead of turf wars. The FBI is expected to shut down by next quarter, citing “rice-induced tranquility.”

Racial Inequality Solved With Rice

Systemic racism? Consider it solved. In the post-rice-distribution America, racial tensions have evaporated. No longer are people divided by the color of their skin but united by their love of this white (or brown) grain. In fact, diversity has flourished as each ethnic group brings its own unique way of preparing the rice—Latino rice, Asian rice, Nigerian jollof rice (which of course has sparked a new debate between Nigerians and Ghanaians in the U.S.), and Southern gumbo rice. Civil rights activists have officially declared the rice solution “The end of centuries of racial strife.”

Student Loan Crisis and Education? Fixed

Forget loan forgiveness. President Biden’s rice plan has eradicated the student loan debt crisis overnight. Graduates no longer have to worry about paying off massive debts as rice has become the new currency. Universities now accept tuition payments in sacks of rice. A typical Harvard degree now costs only 50 bags, making education affordable to all. The education system, once plagued by inequality and exorbitant costs, is now accessible to anyone who can cook a pot of rice.

Global Leadership Restored

On the global stage, Biden’s rice initiative has restored America’s leadership. World leaders, baffled by the simplicity and effectiveness of the rice strategy, are now flocking to the U.S. for consultations. Russia, China, and even the European Union are scrambling to replicate the “Biden Rice Model” in their countries. Meanwhile, American foreign policy is undergoing a renaissance, as sacks of rice are replacing sanctions and diplomatic negotiations.

The Future Is Rice

As we reflect on President Biden’s radical but evidently successful policies, one thing is clear: Rice is the future. In fact, Congress is already drafting a bill to replace the dollar with rice as the official U.S. currency, and discussions are underway to rename the country “United States of Rice” (USR). What’s next? Perhaps sending astronauts to Mars equipped with 1,200 bags of rice each to colonize the Red Planet.

Critics have tried to raise concerns, but frankly, it’s hard to argue with a full stomach. In the end, Biden has achieved what no president before him could. He has unified the country, solved economic crises, and restored American greatness—all with rice.

Declan Rice is that you

One of the zombie directly under the topic is in severe pains, guilty conscience wan kill am.

TOPCRUISE:
I hope they won’t be repackaged and sold in the market

Some years ago, packaged dates(daibino) branded from Saudi with "not for sale" inscribed on them were seen in some of the markets.
Even UN blue school bags were being sold in the markets up north

Leave am Nigeria is a cesspit of shit.

Parydelegate:
This is one of the outcomes from the last Presidential trips to UAE.

The outcome is to share relief aids .

Are you people retardedd?

Mindlog:
They gave her something to copy and paste.

I believe so too
Influencer afo nsi

Newlymarried:
They have eventually given us the update why import duty and tax keeps coming come while we die a slow death in Nigeria. We shouldn’t import again,we should only export what we can’t produce!

Omo eh, these people are evil oo
With insecurity and farmers wahala
Na wa oo

slimjohn2k5:
A nation relying on one refinery will fail when the refinery fail

Its unbelievable to think about it.
An oil country depending on one privately owned refinery.

PlayMaker14:
At least, this will cushion the negative effect the hike in the price of the product cause the past weeks... No thanks to the incompetent Buffoon in the helm of affairs.


On a flip side, those clowns supporting this failed government, this is a right time to sit down and reflect about the calamity your Golden calf called Tinubu has done with the economy in just a short time.


Think.

Zombies don't think.

Franking:
My father needs mental evaluation. Why don't Jesus deal with me? Crying more than the bereaved.

K

ndidibabe:
jorgino

3 out of 22 is still not full.

10 out of 22 is not either

Franking:
Thunder fire that Jesus that can't help Nigerians....

I can see you need mental evaluation.
You people want to spoil a good thread with stupidity

Franking:
You keep crying at the end of every season.... that's the biggest joy....

Take your stupidity away from arsenal thread.

TruthsFM:
🔴⚪️ Gabriel Magalhaes scores his 15th goal in his Premier League career.

Impact, again. 🇧🇷

With a clean sheet to boot.

EmekaBlue:
The way some people overhyped spurs ehn

Now draw dem dey struggle

Na Chelsea fans mostly....
This is 7 out of 9 meetings arsenal have won them.