₦airaland Forum

Just for laughs... enjoy.

1.The moment I knew Nigeria was in trouble was when someone stole his neighbor's white goat and dyed it black, only for the neighbor to say he recognized the goat by it's smile �����

2. D best strategy to win arguements is to have serious mouth odour, dey will just be nodding their head in agreement to whatever u say�����

3. She posted 'what God has given me, no man can take away' on the facebook. I commented 'where is ur virginity? Instantly, she blocked me. WETIN I DO?������

4. I don't like people who can't let go of the past.
Especially people I'm owing money���������

5. Hmmm ..... When NEPA takes light, a true Nigerian will stand up and check outside, to make sure their neighbors don't have Light too! And you believe, you will make Heaven abi?����☺

6. You will buy sachet water and finish it at once. But when you buy table water, you will be opening and closing it as if it's doctor's prescription.����

7. At home u can't sleep without switching off ur small radio but u can sleep in Church with 8 Speakers blasting in ur ear...it is called Demonic soft work.����☺���

8. You broke up with a guy in ur street then date another one in ur street and u say you have moved on? My sister, u are just moving around ��☺�����

9 In Africa once ur phone rings in the church, everybody will start looking at you as if Satan is the one calling���

No problem sir.

Rahl444:
Aremolomi if this list eventually comes out this January, that means your sauce na one of the highest burnt o..So unreliable!
Na joke I dey bro.

Dawani200 you done fvck up by giving a specific timeline.. Remember Easymoneysniper and Naijatruth .That was why even GMD preferred to use the word "SOON"....Las las I choose not to believe any sauce again.But I still respect you guys with positive vibes....not dem MIB.

Same person behind danwani200 and RoteMen’s I guess.

Who else noticed that.

Lwkmd ... I rest my case on their submissions.

It’s well

Say no more!

Nnpccourtcase:
I just confirmed all what these people (positive minds) have said is far from truth and never expect the to come out next week.

I pray it comes as you said, but never in anyway raise your hopes as there is no clear indication the list will come out as stated above.

Noted sir.

Rotemens:
Aremolomi stop using abusive words, just passing information we got...but seriously everything is set, dey r working on the documentation stuff which will be online..
dey gave d guy deadline which was yesterday but he couldn't make it for some reasons...i was with him yesterday and he told me notification will drop ending of the month by God grace..let's just pray we r among d successful ones

Respect!

Powersurge:
Do you know why you received quick bash? because you put the cart before the horse. Coming with authoritative information of 20-24 without explanation to "a people" like the ones we have here will get you scorched, as expected. Your info becomes clearer when you throw in background information into tge mix.

I know you have feelings as every human does. So are we. So on behalf of everyone that bashed you, sorry.

Hoping that NNPC closes this and stop using their inefficiency to delay people.

Thank u sir .

Chukkkz:
Hello Aremolomi, I really think you need to relax and calm down about this recruitment. I have seen a lot of stupid posts on this thread but the best i do is just to ignore and move on except for the reformed "MIB" posts. I dont see any reason to insult or curse aggressively when i have better things to do and when i dont have any source myself because anything is possible.

I understand you have a source that you totally trust but that source has not given us anything tangible or reliable timeline except the famous "soon". Please know that there could be others here with credible sources too. We are all here for information afterall.

Time will always tell. With all that has happened, i dont think any prophet here can raise my hopes too high. The best i do is just watch and pray with or without any info dropped.

Thanks

Enjoy your weekend . I will give u benefit of doubt going by this latest read from u .

Danwani200:
If someone has not been posting here or has been quite or asking for other sources here, does not mean he doesn't have source.. The fear of been abuse is what stops some of us from posting, I have never posted that i have source, n have never given any information that came to pass like jarus n panalyst did.. But trust me on this one.. Besides i have asked for jarus to confirm yesterday n nobody respond or back me up.. So how can one convince u ppl..

Amen and Amen

sukabakawate:
Allah zai tsine wa duk wadanda ke zuwa nan su yayata qarya!

May we all get closure as soon as possible!

Personally am not going to disturb my source , just a week ago someone posted that list is in FCC . I went as far as connecting with the highest authority all to discover nothing with them , but expecting.

What do we gain from raising false hopes guys?

Danwani200:
No need to abuse u back, Expect APL this week, i was insisting Jarus to say sth, u know why, i want to be sure of my source.. What I know is that, this week APL list will be out.. Jarus or anyone reliable shul confirm for u ppl to agree for me am sure of my source

Thanks . 1m likes for u.

DezZed:
1. Coming here to post positive news when you know you have no credible information, all in a bid to keep people hopeful & sometimes even back it up with a prayer. This is wrong & cruel.

2. Coming here to post negative news when you know you have no credible information, because you want people to be realistic to the shortcomings of the nation is also wrong & cruel.

You do not need to post anything if you have no "credible" info. Just read and keep scrolling. Go and apply for ICPC if you're interested.

Now the foolishness in you has made u join the the bad Wagons to populate unnecessary theory of APL coming out between 20th -24th.

Look for something else to keep your moral high. You can smoke weed or heroine.

Very stupid being.

Danwani200:
So this week no get theory to keep moral high..
Na this kind week no dey run fast...

Oga swargu,
Hmmm !u mean when they finished changing the slots ? Pls tell us what we don’t know.

Swargu:
Verily I say unto you, the hour is nigh, the hour of salvation is at hand, so not despair

Donald trump

olaidefat:
What do you mean by DT ?

The claim is true. DT collected the APL for her.

Buzzsaw:
The Uncle/Aunty collected her CV.

@ Jarus I sight u on this thread . Any info for your people?

Guys should do more on the Twitter

Mikhail1:
Honestly it would be nice to get some feedback from them even if we have to wait. The twitter thing is really making sense right now. Not getting closure on an issue like this is really disturbing.

I agree with you but it’s very frustrating to be hearing SOON all the time even from the main insider.

I hate the word SOON with passion now having to hear it again like 2mins ago.

olaidefat:
As long as the whole process is not manipulated to favour those that do not merit it; it will be appreciated at the end of the day.

I wish u the best but y don’t u wait till next week as shared here that APL will drop .

Missing u already���

NwanyiOkpa:
I am leaving this group for good.

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I can't kill myself. Lemme chase other dreams. Goodbye. *With cloudy eyes*

I love you all

Sir, i still don’t understand.

Thanks

furrr:
Maybe u miss my disclaimer... read my post again this time around slowly

From someone that got info from Nairaland right?

Psyco119:
Hello guys ,I just heard of next week .But only God knows .Am not the man who saw tomorrow .Let's keep praying for the Best ,Who will soon smile God willing .

@ furr.. do you remember this ? Just to remind u .

furrr:
At this point .....

Due to the anomalistic nature this thread is taking...

And the unfortunate zeal of some people to exploit the cupidity of some of us with regards to APL.......

I sincerely believe it's time to declare all sources unreliable untill APL finally decide to show up...

Guys can comment politely on the above and use the medium to ask for update

I want to believe he’s not aware of the status IMO

GeniusOla:
As an organization, if we have not completed the process.......

Trying to figure out if he isn't aware of the status of the recruitment

Hmmmmm!!!
GMGHR

BasDost:
Mrs Oyeyemi Ladipo...that name rings a bell. Anyone who has connection (I mean real acquaintance) with her should be in a great position to be in the know of a lot of things.

Congrats on ur admission to MST

NwanyiOkpa:
Good news!! Good news!!!! Good news!!!!!!!!!!

Nice

qwertyboss:
Quoting back the first post on this thread!

Where is this guy?

Focusmind:
Pray that this recruitment does not become "INCONCLUSIVE"

I hope the GMD will not tow the current trend where by after more than one year of recruitment, they will declare the exercise "inconclusive" and give one funny excuse of being under one form of pressure or the other from Senators and high-ranking government officials to hire their wards.

On the other hand, if you have a high-caliber network in the political sphere, now is the time to activate it. This is Nigeria and there would be a lot of political favoritism. Utilize your network effectively. Networking is not bad. It is bad when it is grossly abuse.

In oversea, Canada and UK, precisely, people get work through referral - I don't know if Referral here could still mean networking or nepotism in Nigeria context.

Anyway, prepare well, pray hard and network hard. Politicians kids are not doing anything now - they are all waiting for this kind of opportunity and most of them studied abroad.

So u have been on this thread since inception.

Na wah...

klassd:
I just completed my application.

LWKMD....

Mr credibility and feelings Pele ohhhhh .

It’s well with u

Powersurge:
This cracked me up! But that guy does not have credibility here though.


I have a feeling it will 'rain' this January though. And if it doesn't, that is NNPC's problem.

No vex.

Do have a great weekend

Buzzsaw:
Mention a ‘source’ even if its sarcasm...

Aremolomi will appear like ‘Genie’ from the bottle to dispute it.