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Mynd44: I know someone with about 80% of these attributes

Are you refering to Seun?

So many hidden posts!

Chei, how the I miss the tribal battle?

This is a sign of what to expect in Biafra land.
RIP to the poor boy.





Dozzybaba are you there?

iluvnaija: Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872).
He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904).
He who fully unwraps a sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864).
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki meat from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900).
Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespeare (1788).
Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Luggard (1904). He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the 3rd (1709).
He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king Jr (1931).
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Bill Gates (1997).
Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty - Queen Elisabeth (1893).
He who runs around looking for scissors to cut Indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry - Sir Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947).
Nigeria was never on the map when God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" - Goodluck Jonathan (2013).
No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot boil beans & cook yam - Patience Jonathan (2014).
Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is seriously looking for a job!

Lolz I have a job.

bloodykiller: bastard

Village goat, you want to die like your brother ko?

Kanwulia: Thank awa GODS for husbands o!!!
Nothing like family o!
Nothing like family!!!!

Even if the CHIBOK CHICKENS are still laying BOKO EGGS all over Sambisa forest, no need to harass her if she chooses to make a hobby out of searching for the golden eggs!

Abi she carry drug for her toto?

Ehen... have been looking for you. Abeg send the picture of your Ikebe and your oranges. As a newbie to nairaland I want to collect my own share.

To all the spineless Biafrans coming to Nairaland to spin hate and insult on others, this is where you all ought to be. A reduction in Baby factory will result in a decrease in the steupid elements we see daily on nairaland, most of whom I believe are unwanted products of the baby factory.

bloodyassassin: i don't care mugu

Your parents should exchange you for a donkey.

bloodyassassin: bastard of multiple spermatozoa

Maybe I should castrate. I have to sell you for christmas.

bloodyassassin: atiku is a vulture

My Vert.Doctor just confirmed to me that your scrotum is swollen. Don't worry, I will get you a she-goat very soon but only if you learn to behave yourself.

^^ ^ See as cockroaches don de enter thread de dance. When will you all learn to reason and accept the truth?

tuuu: Evil men bloodyassasin, arewafederation, experimentist.Good morning this night.

Why are you mentioning me and my goat? Hope the village goat didn't destroy any of your property?

bloodyassassin: she is a vulture

My goat where have you been. Go to your cage, it's getting late.

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2014/01/10/ezuma-the-billionaire-baby-seller/

What took the clueless govt so long to condemn this issue? Its just an after thought. Mr Azikwe Jonathan realised the backlash will point towards his Ibo brothers that's why the decided to intervene.

Ibos still have to leave the NORTH.

Okuda: God bless you

Amen

dozzybaba: I simply laugh at comments like this, your brothers here know exactly why i do so.

arewafederation what do you think about this comment?

Don't worry, we shall sort that one later.
For now, let's put the Igbos in their proper place.