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GennyO: This Kuje General Hospital is located in the heart of Kuje, it is the ONLY government hospital serving both Lugbe and Kuje residents, it does not have enough wards...can you believe that women after given birth have only plastic chairs to sit down and hold their babies till day break due to no bed to accommodate them! They even send antenatal patients away due to the fact that the facility is over stretched. Tell me the alternative the residents now have? Very close to this hospital is the only market in kuje, the local govt area council, school for the deaf and dumb, residents infact that is why the Chairman is opposed to bringing ebola centre there!

i swear m jux short of words for sen bala::::

Sen:::usman jibrin wowo::S.A to d minister:::sir to be honest i totally disappointed in u ax a typical Gade man who have fall in total to protect d interest of kuje{ur only and gade only local govt}infact m so short of words:::ax for sen bala if u want a centre please jux try to build one bt dnt come and create :#kujesaynotoebolacentre#::::::

Nd my my own language survive diz na God:::::
GADe boi confirm

May Allah reward u

Na God

thegoodjoehunt: Remember build an understanding before expressing your feelings. My advice

hw bro m so scare:::

Sowie i cnt comment:::::::nxt

Sowie i cnt comment:::::::

Dnt called muslim der ok

Na wash

Oga tedy diz gal no wan free me o:::she jus d snd me msg for whatapps i told i cnt b frd wit her anymore if she refuse 2date my lil bro::2dayz ltr she called me nd said som1 is tryin 2force her 2luv::d problem nw is my lil bro is beginin 2tk it personal tinkin m tryin 2date her:::so i want 2stp been her frd :::advise plz:::diz in reference 2problem @page 24

Oga tedy der diz gal @my skul she in 200 level while m in 100::i rili lik her alot so it happenz we both stay @ d same area off campus i use d influnce my sis i gat talkin 2me even though it jux nrlm gist about skul most of d tym:::d problem nw is wen we went on oliday i called her nd told dt i hv somtin 2tel bt dt wil b wen we resume::i want to xprexx myslf)::she said ok:::nw m afraid on hw to put it 2her::

@op me i don tire for diz kind tin:::ider diz gal my lil bro waz tryin 2date bt it seemz almost impossible cuz d gal no gree::so i ax hm 2gv me her 2go username name whc he did so we starter chattin tinz moved along so fine dt she gv me her phone number witot me requestin and anytim i bring issue concernin my lil bro::she dnt lik d topic:::d issue here is d gal is showin signs of fallin in for me::::::nd @ d vry first tym my lil bro ax me nt 2do anytin stupid(b4 gvin me her usernam

Wsh mikel d bst

Chelsea midfielder John Mikel Obi, is the only Nigerian player left in the running, as the final three players for the Glo/CAF Player of the Year were unveiled today the current holder of the title, Yaya Toure and his Ivorian team-mate Didier Drogba, are the two others.
“The Ivorian pair of Yaya Toure and Didier Drogba make the final three for a second successive year and will be joined by John Obi Mikel of Nigeria. The winner will be announced on the 9th of January 2014 at the GLO-CAF Awards Gala to be held in Lagos Nigeria,” Caf announced on its official website on the eve of New Year’s Day.
In the category of African players based in Africa, Sunday Mba will slug it out with Egyptian duo, Ahmed Fathy and Mohamed Abou Trika for the prize.
“In the African Player of the year ( based in Africa) category the winner will be selected from Egyptians Ahmed Fathy and Mohamed Abou Trika with Nigerian Sunday Mba also in contention. The winner will also be announced at the Awards Gala in Lagos on the same night,” Caf said in the statement.
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National Team of the Year
Burkina Faso
Ethiopia
Nigeria
Youth National team of the Year
Nigeria Under-17
Club of the Year
Al Ahly
CS Sfaxien
Orlando Pirates
Fair Play Award
Nigerian Supporter
Coach of the Year
Manu Garba
Stephen Keshi
Paul Put
Most Promising Talent
Ebenezer Assifuah
Saleh Gomaa
Kelechi Iheanacho
Referee Award
Alioum Neant
Haimoudi Djamel
Papa Bakary Gassama
Legend Award
Bruno Metsu
Mehdi Faria

Mehnn na i c reason y som ppl alwz nag about diz so called mod diz originally wz my post:::God dey

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Let me start by saying i am not just disappointed in you but u have just proved to us that Nigeria is not getting better any time soon. you have been manipulated by a greedy and hopeless telecommunications company (mtn) because they sponsored your event and you forgot the ultimate rule that awards are meant to be impartial and should be decided by the general public especially when u told us to vote. you distributed the awards among 4 mtn ambassadors (iyanya, davido, praiz, and kcee) and just 1 glo ambassador won (waje). Is that not politics or is it coincidence? Now let us analyze.
The headies 2013 was a flop, your stage was shaped like a models runway, the choreographers just lacked ideas and didn’t interpret the music, i have seen a better performance from Nigeria’s got talent. What was the gulder ultimate search theme song that was being played throughout the event? Who on earth uses the mavin slaves -dr shit and tiwa gabbage as presenters of an event? Oh I forgot, the awards lacked credibility and substance. Why did majority of the winners come from backstage, instead of coming from the crowd like it should be? I watched nickelodeon kids choice awards this year and it is far better than the over hyped headies which was not properly planned and hurriedly done #shame
Can you explain to us how olamide won best rap album? olamide has commercialized rap, we cannot tell if he is a rapper or a singer. As far as i am concerned, he is just an entertainer like dbanj. so where does vector, phyno, reminisce,ice prince and illbliss who represent real hip hop/rap stand? Don’t forget that there is a big difference between commercial rap and real rap. all he sings about is remind us that he is from the street but to be sincere terry g is more street than olamide and terry is not even a rapper #justsaying
How can harry song win most mtn most downloaded caller tune song for rip Mandela? when did Mandela die and do u want to compare that dead song with other club bangers in the same category? Simple, it is because harrysong is a label mate to your mtn ambassador (kcee). In my opinion jawon, waje,2 face, Clarence peters , blackmagic and davido deserved there awards. how can wizkid not win any award?
Someone who has been the most consistent and sought after this year. i am sure wizkid declined an interview from you that’s why he didn’t win. in fact wizzy should be the artiste of the year. Why did dbanj, burnaboy, wandecoal, psquare, flavour not win anything? oh i know why, it is because they are Glo ambassadors.
Now explain to me why Sean tizzle won the next rated award and he was in the same category as burna boy who is obviously more relevant and talented. We all know Sean tizzle has the same old boring style and we can always predict his next song. Phyno too deserved the next rated award and how on planet earth did d-tunes win producer of the year? Someone who recycled 1 beat 5 times (kukere, your waist, mama eh,lenu by spicy, kilogbe). so where does ace producer del b that produced the national anthem limpopo stand? You are all insane!!!!!!
Infact, headies, mtn and Pdp should merge and start a new political party for the upcoming election in 2015. it should be named mhdp( mtn headies democratic party). we all know exactly what happened, mtn agreed to sponsor your event and they gave you the list of who should win. our votes did not count; do you think we are blind and foolish like yourself? Instead of your greedy mtn sponsors to improve their network, reduce tariffs and contribute to the growth of the nation, they will be sending me sms on how they gave free ipad and mp3 to those who sent a sms to a code. They spend all their time looking for how to extort customers and scam us with their ridiculous offers (free airplane and a trip to the moon)
I am sorry to say sir but if u continues this way your company will fold up and collapse because you are not an epitome of integrity. i am speaking on behalf of majority of Nigerians who know the truth and are not afraid to say it. those who feel this letter is nonsense should not forget to curse, insult and threaten me on @baddestdjtimmy. after my last 2 open letters, i have been insulted, chewed up, spit out, as being very jobless, hopeless and a broke laptop dj. you guys don’t know how much i love the insults so it means i am doing a good job and it makes me stronger. So in conclusion, if u have the opportunity to host another award show, learn from your mistakes and let our votes count this time. Let those who deserve it win, is that too much to ask?
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After Scooping the not so prestigious Mr Ugly title twice in a row, it goes all the way to tell you that this Harare man is indeed very ugly.
But recently Mr Ugly, William Masvinu says women are throwing themselves at his feet. But he is not interested.
Masvinu who shares his mobile with his wife Alice Chabhanga who is almost always by his side, said he does not have time for ‘girls’. “Zvevasikana handina dhiri nazvo, I have my own girl at home and one needs to be careful these days because there are diseases,” said Masvinu.
Masvinu is confident of his looks and is unfazed by people who stare at him in the streets. “My ugliness comes naturally to me and although I d id a bit to prepare for the show, I let my looks do the rest. Now I am a celebrity, when people meet me in the street they shout Mr Ugly and I wave at them happily,” he said. Masvinu, who is a part time mechanic, revealed that he has also ventured into acting and features in a film titled Fuse Yatsva which has already been produced.
"These days I spend time selling my film on the streets of Harare and people like it,” he said. Last year, the 39-year-old was quoted bemoaning the lack of corporate support for “celebrities” like him. He said as the reigning Mr Ugly Harare, he should be in the same league with superstars such as Oliver Mtukudzi. “Despite my celebrity status, my life hasn’t changed and I still struggle to make ends meet,” he said.
"The corporate world should support me as I am a celebrity just like other musicians and top people,” he said. But, he added, as a celebrity he now enjoys numerous free drinks and beer and often gets into shows without paying as people “respect” his celebrity status. It is just a matter of time before Masvinu proves how far he can go as a celebrity or whether he will make headlines for grabbing other people’s wives.
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Hmmmm i luv d track

If TECNO fit ping first before NOkIA ---
who told u dt all ur mates weh first u
start fit make am before u finish ? If CIVIL DEFENCE fit carry gun first
before ROAD SAFETY----who told u dt
its by how far , na by how well !!.... If GARRI fit sell pass INDOMIE after all d
adverts----- who told u dt u must
dress nude or indecently dis Xmas to
jst get married ? If OgA JONATHAN weh no get even
common shoe before , but now he
wears 3 different shoes per hour ---
who told u dt u will continue being
poor ?...over hope dey jareee If INSPECTOR GENERaL of POLICE fit
comot police for high way and check
points thereby stopping dia N20
rogger -----who told u dt Naija no go
better again ?........no
be me talk am oo If 2face fit finally repent and marry
Anie - ---who told u dt ur current
boifriend no go marry u ...stick †̥♥ him
and dnt be distracted wit all d yahoo
boiz
weh go enter villa dis Xmas If ma street fit get light every (4-5am)
----- who tell u say hope no dey for
constant light in naija by 2025 ?....ok
naa If Judas fit sell his boss Jesus ------
who told u dt ur bestfriend or lover no
fit do worse than this?.....be careful! If them fit tie cow with rope upon all
em size but must use chain to hold
dog follow body, who be that wey dey
tell you say you worth nothing? Finally , I know u're gonna make it in
life so keep believing in ursef for every
man is made andm allowed to thrive
for purpose. As we are about to end the year, May
GOD opens a new gate in your life

Na wash

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