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Johncarlo07:
Rearrange d list. Burna should be nber 1.
Wizkid is rated more in Nigeria, but worldwide, he has no recognition or clout as Burna Boy.

ravensckar:
I once accompanied my dad to the morgue to retrieve the corpse of his brother who was deposited there.

The experience was quite eye-opening. The attendants were a scary bunch of savages. Malhandling corpses and even hitting them without any recourse. One even slapped a female corpse on her butt and said; "Nigba to wa laye, o ni je ki ru mi gbe sunmo eh" meaning when you were alive, you wouldn't have allowed a person like me get closer to you.


Lucky for us, they treated my uncle's corpse with care because my dad had "tipped" them handsomely the day before.

Most of the the men that worked there behaved like lunatics. Some were shirtless and held a bottle of gin (from which they were drinking every now and then). The way and manner in which they malhandle those corpses self....

Now to the moment of truth; when they brought my uncle out, he was quite huge being someone who was huge in his lifetime. Funny enough, he kinda had a smile on him which I found very weird. My dad identified him and did all the necessary settlement before he was released to us.

After that experience, my dad called me and told me two things; firstly, the dead is dead and can't do sh1t. All those stories of corpses attacking somebody is pure fairytale. The only place that one can see them is in the dreams.

Secondly, he made me promise him that his own corpse should never be deposited in a morgue. He said we should bury him immediately he dies.

#Life_Is_Just_Vanity

bdon123:
I never said its bad....U people dont read properly before making comments on issues.I said he is deceiving people to bliev he actually bought d house n brand new car wit full payment.A house u get on mortgage is not really urs.If u default on repayment repeatedly,it can be repo

bdon123:
Collected house on mortgage n car loan...bt u here making noise like u paid £140k straight for d house.Bastard deceiving gullible people.house wey u still get lik 20 years to complete payment

Moneyboyz:
I own a business and I can tell you 1m no full shop.

membranus:
Nigerians are not spending dollars, so stop denigrating our currency by quoting it in a foreign currency.

Also there are many poor students too in America depending on student loans.

Memberclub:
Imagine the sex up there

Lyrics269:
Tiwa Savage is good but her lyrics no strong at all. Her song correlates with only African folks. Ayra Starr might end up being like Tiwa, if she no upgrade

Lyrics269:
Don't argue with people who listen to seyi vibes and co. They no sabi good muso

Lyrics269:
Dem think say Tiwa Savage nursery rhymes Na good lyrics 😂🤣🤣

Basic123:
Like you no understand English. Google her lyrics
The first day I listened to "burning" I was drawn to it.

And for your information,she has more global streams that the noice making and boastful DAVIDO.


WIzkid Essence Catapulted her to American super start.

This is like her 8 Grammy nominations since she featured in essence

Basic123:
No balance ooo.

Reason why davido with no single music talent ,no voice,no lyrics and average melody a bigger artiste than wande coal and fireboy dml

bitbillionaire:
The way Tems outshines Tiwa Savage at international stage is what keep surprising me. I think Tiwa sings better music than this girl. Well, like they say, this life no balance

Ewedegubbler:
Still trying to figure why Tems is being nominated and winning awards. Wetin she Dey sing sef?

Confirmedzombie:
The block used has no much cement.

The block contains more sand than cement.

In my opinion, move out from the building.

The foundation of that building is not strong.

The building might collapse some day. The house needs to be demolished.

Can you drop address so I can notify authorities to come with bulldozers and demolish that building

Your prompt response will be appreciated

Mrwhite09:
wallahi this country is funny, I graduated 2019 when i was 25 years old since then I never get job and now that I am 30 all the jobs require people below 30. so i don expire be that?

GrandBroz:
That is china for you. The center will have more customers than the buyers. This simply means they are ready to receive much customers complain.

The phone no go dey last. And they will keep bringing new more expensive models and naija is the most certified dump ground in the world.

How many countries recognize many of these trash phones being sold in naija. Even china itself don't use many of all these crap phones sold in Africa. Go and verify how many Chinese people even use or know Tecno, Infinix, oppo and the rest so called names

Bahamas95:
I even thought it's that SNAKES IN THE CITY guy, that guy is so annoying. There was a day a lady called to inform him that a snake was in her house, before he got there a neighbor helped her kill the snake. He was very angry and started calling them dumb.

If you see the way he was caressing the dead snake before he buried it eh, that guy is an idiõt..... Humans got no business with wild animals, when you see a snake wether venomous or not run or kill it.

Dcaliphate:
Police and studio pictures these days na 5&6. Weytin concern this police woman picture now and the incident??
RiP to the deceased.

Love800:
She is a talkative. A proud type.
We still live as husband and wife. She still perform her wifely duties( taking care of the kids and home). She hasn't told me lets discontinue this relationship. She hasnt called or inform any legal body or her family people about quitting our marriage. She hasn't gone violence by calling me names everyday or threatening to injure me. I still want the marriage. So what are you saying?
Sorry for calling you a boy.

Alexas58:
In investing, a 50% decrease requires a 100% increase to break even!


If it decreased by 50% as you are all sayin!

Oya make another 50% and get back to 70 na

Robnectar:
Nah symptoms of weyrey wey dey him blood nah, I don tell am make him post him wallet address, make I bless am with USDt to buy him medicine

Robnectar:
As deflover wey shame don die as Dem born am

Alexas58:
Ashawo die

Toto rest - Erigga

Have you bought the book on how to make a woman loyal to you

How to f^ck like a horse all day?

And how to get girls hòřñý while chatting?


You’re in the wrong thread

Your brain might not be able to hold this piece of information

Thus I recommend our !Legned

Alexas58:
Wrong

This is like balancing equation
35<==>70. 100%
This is a reversible reaction

XaToXi:
You cannot change the rules of elementary maths.

If you are still in doubt, consult chatgpt.

Your confusion seems to stem from using the wrong reference points:

100% gain from 35k is 70k
050% loss from 35k is 17k5
100% loss from 35k is 00k

100% gain from 70k is 140k
050% loss from 70k is 035k
100% loss from 70k is 00k

Alexas58:
Let’s do it like this 35 ====> 70 100%

Why will 70 ==> 35 be 50%. ??



What you’re loosing in both case is 35k
And what you are gaining is 35k!

So why is one 100% and then you said the other 50% ?? 😂😂😂😂😂

lastkingsman:
Nigeria is finished. Your gdp per capita is now 850 USD per capita, Somalia is 643 USD in comparison and it will only get worse once all these loans Tulumbu is getting start maturing.

It's so sad you are here yapping about outliers in Nigeria economy. How many people work in the sector you mentioned?

So Nigeria starts and ends in Lagos island? What sort of foolishness is this?

Telltruth123:
If I have the opportunity to have one million naira, I will get a shop that is not above N300,000 then stock the shop with kitchen utensils, toasting machine, blender, clippers, fine frames, extension socket, pressing iron.