dingbang:
On the last day, what will this one now tell Jesus....

On the last day what will you now tell Jesus what made you open the thread

07034358685

RIP MA, you will greatly be missed

snaxxy:
Are you on whatsapp thou.

yep

snaxxy:
Am Jan 16, why were you not born on 16th joor, I never found my birthday mate, since I was born, Ibrahim is my name and you?

lol sorry I am Aisha frm kano

Team cross river

DTOBS:
Who need me to check for them ooooo


I don check for 3more pple

pls check for me shehuaisha112@gmail password:123456

oluworld2:
Really? Great

Are u?

oluworld2:

How do you feel born on Jan 15th. Nice meeting you

Great bt weird yea I am weird n u?

Amberon:
Lmao

you think everyone is a low life??

now am getting bored of u, get off me,it seems ure jobless Abeg find something doing,allow me be. Pls oooo dnt quote me again

Amberon:
who did this to you? inbred fellow!

now I know you are mentally disturbed, me don't blame u sha cos ur lot full street

Amberon:
Has Allah made it easy for your brothers in the north? or for Syria? or Libya? or Afghanistan?

Is that ur headache, why u dey take panadol for anoda pesin head, your type no fit see d light in fact ure lost already. Ode!

hok4u:


You are liar, you can't be trusted, because you've lied by posting in this section.

Jumaat Mubarak, may we witness more of it, in sha Allah.

Al Islam Our Pride Their Fearm

Yes dear you got it right, May Allah make it easy for all, juma'at kareem

DTOBS:
LET's try this house....



Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....

The exact money borrowed is 49k not 50k, the 49k he is owing his mum n das each which amount to 98k include his own left over 1k. So. There is no need adding his own 1k again, then d 98k+2k(1k paid to mum n dad each)=100k i.e owe mum 49k n dad 49k total of 98k. (cost of laptop =97k, left over 1k. Then refund made to mum n dad 1k each=2k i.e total of 100k.

aliyuussy:
Justice: Ice, Site, Suit
Insure

insure is a six letter word nt seven

Orange

Place me at the top

Alhamdulillah May Allah reward you, tnx for d piece

Akell:
Happy birthday to Ashjamu. May Allah bless your days on earth

thanks dearie I appreciate

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Jan 15

larryUG:

Happy birthday in Advance, how u preparing for friday? Where u at?

Same here jan 15

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PissedOffWeed:
Just take a look at the 2nd pics......you see the reflection on the car's window glass? .......
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Give it up for this PhD. Holder in Selfie Studies!

My guy your eyes too sharp

kayultimate:


jam sim sam

PADDING

Pad, Adding, Ding

Largest

Park

asdfjklhaha:
U pple shuld give ur life to Jesus and stop decieving urself in islam. Islam is an evil cult that is bent on causing problems in d world, every were islam exist there is trouble wat kind of silly religion is dat.
Pls giv ur lives to christ b4 its too late

keep ur stupid advice, must u comment or did u miss ur way, y can't u guy leave d Muslim n concentrate on ur religion. God help u 2day na Friday

dahaz:

you this jamu girl you no wan give up abi.After spending 2 days celebrating my victory you wan come ruin am

Eyyah sorry bt you see somebody gats to move

kaboninc:


No dear, it's not an English word.

Even your moniker sounds like the word "Quomodo"

hahahahaha Chai u funny, jst made my day. Tnx

kaboninc:


Did you hear that word from telemundo?

lol