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adeh39:
Yeeeeh!!!

See chumchin

darling..... What's up?

Luckygurl:
Well! All what I typed there was done in the lightest mood

On a more serious note, some none existent mathematical model/relation isn't the face behind this moniker.
More especially now you're gunning for the crown, a real pics will do a lot in your favour
All the same, go at your own pace

The stress, politics, favouritism, asslicking and it's likes

so..what's it going to be madmoseile?


Who You rooting for? Estharfabian, right? Isn't she just perfect? An epitome of brilliance! Elegance! Hilarity! Kindness! All Packaged in one being....''Estharfabian''

scentmarlc:
princess of where?


Have u heard of lanicky?

The Black goddess of Nairaland

You go soon port...

scentmarlc:
No u cant, it has already been auctioned to the police guards....

cc Estharfabian



WHO u rooting for?
Let's make this princess win!

Estharfabian, don't be fooled.

these people are only nominating You because they want to see what You actually look like.
ever wondered why you got lots of nominations? even without ever uploading a pic on NL? did you?

don't give give that satisfaction... don't let them see the Real You. let them keep guessing.

however, if You still insist on Contesting.
cc dygeasy I forever nominate Estharfabian

Estharfabian:
Conceited much


LoL! it's Only A Play thing! No need to get all emotional abeg.
and please Stop picking On Cutehector.

...PS--Stop giving Yourself Hope abeg! where's the charms

Esther, I'm cute and I know it.
I know You do. I saw the way U looked at me.

Atleast I know I'm above average.
What do U need? The packs?

No, it's not a play thing to me..
Coz I've tried courting You in Reality. you'll just start laughing and covering Ur mouth.
...It's cute. But have had enough Of it!


Don't keep a nigga waiting...

Cutehector:
i'v got a special someone already

keep deceiving Yourself.


you like the girl, admit it.
I've been on this forum long enough to see through Your asslicking Techniques.
It's always Estharfabian this...Estharfabian that.


If U even see the babe, You'd only wet Your pants.

Estharfabian:
LoL!



...Joe, Otapiapia won't work fast nah!
Use sniper!


Leave Hector jaweh!

I'm dead serious.

You knew it was me and deliberately Used the albino thingy as an excuse to ditch me.
Lame move Esther.


Sure. we'd See in school. Let's see if You'd say No to my charms. For real.

Cutehector:
sorry, she is just not that into you.

So, shez into U?
My friend, go and sleep!


It's obvious you're into the girl.
U should've just contested too. Rather than playing bodyguard.

Estharfabian:
Errrrm...let's get this over with!


So! I'm still kinda sweating profusely sha..
Both Lines were dope.


Contestant1..Your words were Amazing! I Laughed! I smiled...and got A bit teary-eyed for a second.
Yes, It was that good!


Contestant2...I'm gonna try to be as nice As ever. Buh seriously, You called me ALBINO?? On what levels nah? Whatever happened To Fair-skinned Angel?? Light-skinned karishika? Fairest of them all? Snow-white? Or other Cliché sweet names Guys Use?
....You just had to Use Albino!

Well, I forgive You anyways...


Buh...I've made my decision.
My heart, Body And soul Longs for Contestant 1!
I mean, He wants to kiss me! Can You beat that?

....And I'm kinda addicted to Kissing?

Estharfabian, You just broke my heart.



...I'm drinking otapiapia tonight.
Cutehector congratts, Uve succeeded in poisoning her mind towards me.

Estharfabian do and answer somebody here!


I'm already hyperventilating.
...my palms are getting sweaty,..

Oliviaarims:
Are all the participants in the house? LSODFK,TOMMFRENCH,SMELLYMOUTH,ASSLICKER,DDANENI1,MAXI112,DAVIDE147?

Present ma'am!

Oliviaarims:
Asslicker,do kindly check ur mail. Thanks.

just did.


I sent U another.
Don't modify any further.

Cc naijaboiy
You both spoilt My Lines. U murdered, destroyed and buried it.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]It will be sent to your mail ASAP.[/color]

will do...

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]It does sir, and the rules state clearly that clues shouldn't be given as to whom you are. It's either we modify it or we don't post it at all.

It's your call to make.[/color]

The rules?


Well, before posting it. I need to see the modified version.
And Please hurry.

If there's any redeeming The lines. I should be able to give u feedbacks before 8pm.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Your lines. You gave out too many clues for her to figure out who you are.

But don't worry we've sort it out.[/color]

if Una touch my lines ehn. Yawa go gas o!
Thank God, I already have a copied version sef.

Please just leave it the way it is. It actually doesn't make much difference if she does or not.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Asslicker we have received your lines and we have a problem with it. Please contact us ASAP.[/color]

u have a prob with what?

davide470:
She gave you an open invitation, so work on it.

you'd bet on it bro.

daneni1:
Choi NEPA don do me strong thing oooo.

Asslicker, hope say u Neva pass boundary.

My beautiful Esthafabian, hope u have not forget me.
Cus all thru d period am offline, your name was just ringing in my heart.

my guy no even try am o!

U see my teeth for hia? I mean business.


How u wan take win when U no sabi Spell d babe name correctly.
Ogbeni, it is "ESTHARFABIAN".

Estharfabian:
?


LoL! Gerrarahia jhoor!

Hector is my brother in the Lord!

friendzone tohbadt.

Estharfabian:
LoL!


Joe, itaff do for You o!


LoL.. about being A player. I'm Still learning the ropes jhoor!
Guys shouldn't be the only ones breaking hearts, yanno?


You're like The 2nd NL'er that's really seen me foreal.
it's Kinda Uncomfortable, yanno?


So, You E-Wooing me is kinda weird. When U could Actually Do it in Reality...


Uh...incase You're too modest to decipher that, That's actually An OPEN Invitation. U could always try.

LoL.


I get your point my dear. But it's all for fun.
Why are so uncomfortable? There's nothing to be uncomfortable about.
You're stunning as you are radiant my love.


By the way, Who's this Cutehector guy?
Why isn't he joining In the competition if he's so eager to get your attention?

And I think You've got a thing for this Davide guy.

Estharfabian:
LoL!



Bia Hector, Is that Pride I sense In Your Voice?


Okay, that's pretty lame, You're not even talking.

Errrr...Stop Teasing Yourself jaweh!


Davide is my heartthrob. have You seen his dimples? it's To die for!

you're Like A female player!
I'm impressed.


There's no doubt You'd win if This was the female's wooing thread.
Well, Esther..I don't mean to come as petty or shallow. But You've seen My Dimples. it's close to davido's. hell! You even told Me it's pretty.


You're shattering my heart Estharfabian. **sadface**

Jadekitana:
Asslicker has given you a new name which I find very interesting! Stfuareyousatan

yes ma'am?

My name was summoned?

Estharfabian:

LoL!



Awwwwwwwwwwwee....
OMG! I think I'm In Lust!


You'd die for me, wouldn't You?

Lie and I'll kill You!

errrr...

I dare not say YES!
You'll murder me..

I can't die for u babe, but I could try.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Oga...today no be the day.

Make you and daneni1 keep una lines first. Una blood too dey hot. [/color]

lol.

If person steal this girl from me, I go commit suicide o!

My guy, u gasto see this chick foreal. U sef no go let am slide away.
Boobs to die for!