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Estharfabian:
Uh....


Asslicker, Errrrm...I think You've already wooed me enough as it is. I mean, foreal.

just backout Joe!

look...let me be straight here Esther.
I'm not A poet.
I'm not Rich.
I'm not even that cute
I have just 2-packs. But im workingOut just for You
I don't have a pink-lips Buh...
...I'd get my lips tattoed for u
I'm not even half as smart as You are.

If You overlook these shortcomings..
I promise I'll be Yours forever.
I'll tattoo Your name on my heart.
I'll get all the packs and muscles in the world.
I'll hustle and make money. Just for You

...I just need one thing from You my love, Just one thing.

YOUR HEART!

Naijaboiy, hit me up with Estharfabian abeg.


That dude daneni1 just come spoil my show.

daneni1, if u want her, egbon come get her. but you have to pass through me!
...and trust me, I'm a tough nut to crack.

KINGinVAHALA2:
With what you have brought to our domain, i wont be wrong to call you a W!ZARD. Hahahahahaha

The moniker of the name i posted? If i knew, i wouldnt hv asked you. Though i heard and saw her moniker tallies with one of both you just posted.

Dont be surprise bro, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Hehehehe

LoL

You don't.
I'm sure u also think I'm that kid Darken rebel, is it?


About Your girl. Oga, na only Nairaland monikers I sabi o. But I go help U find out sha.
No lele

Estharfabian:
LoL!



I tried joe. I Really did!
Read the thread from page to page. You'd see I tried!


Continue with the thread jaweh!
Buh don't You dare mention my name! else, I'd reveal Your REAL moniker!

haha

Even if u do, they won't kill me.

Created this thread for fun. But it turned out quite the opposite.

I've read it. From page to page. You should've just let those guys settle their differences on their own.

It's good to know a girl who could stand on her own tho. I'm impressed.
Good girl. But U can't do these E-superwoman trait u acquired in reality.

Your feeble, gentle, sweet, serene, Quiet. Unlike Your dreaded E-personality.

KINGinVAHALA2:
Wetin they worry you na? Guy reveal more secrets jor, abi you know be our fbi again? Chill, the derailing naim they make the tread they hot back to back. Abeg help me reveal the moniker of the person that bears VERA AIKHOMU. 2 truck load of origins for you. Or you need pvssies join? Hehehe

hehehehehehehe.

I get plenty pûssies already. I go still manage origin sha

Vera wetin? I resemble Witch ni?
Mention d person moniker abeg.

Tori plenty

KINGinVAHALA2:
Present! Waiting for these secrets. Hehehehe

hehehe.

This people just dey derail the thread.
I chop 2days ban already.
No thanks to that snitch láveda and stfuareyousatan!


I no dey feel the thread again sef.
15pages, all Insults and curses!

Estharfabian no even help my matter.

lezz:
Please type the word bïtch move/ bîtch move in NL search bar and scan for results!!!!!

Only Darkenedrebel uses that to my notice!!!


And the drooling slobberer still denies the obvious!!!

Calling himself "baby faced" and "a kid with a dictionary" in his pocket as diss.


Emotionally ovulating, papio-ursinus baboon he is.

my friend will You sharrap?


Una too dey yarn dust.
I'm NOT Darkenedrebel.
Whatever grudges U have with him isnt my business.
Please stop derailing my THREAD.

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Next on my list is:
Jadekatina
This is A newbie..what people call JJC(jadekitana Just come). She's a bit smart and very inquisitive. It'll be a miracle if she doesn't get impregnated by one of these infamous NL fine boys. Stfuareyousatan is already on her radar.

Misspicy
This 28-yr old spinster was once an Unrepentantly NL Addict!
After her heart got Ridiculously shattered by different NL guys, She took to Going to churches And reducing the time she spends on Social networks.

Please, let's hope and prays she gets a husby before 30! Nemaste.

virginboy1:
Is it that I am too emotional or I am embedded with Paramount empathy...This barrages are giving me migraine. Na wa ooo.


Jesus Christ, said "Forgive and Forget" abeg e don do.

I dey on my knees.

Asslicker, see wetin you cause abi.

I hear say una dey look for me?
See as darkenrebel chop curse ontop my matter.


....more secrets coming up in a bit!

Mrsphyno
After the darven incident, the phyno Stalker's E-popularity plummeted down.
Darven allegedly called her ugly in one of her threads. And this beauty made it a point of duty to show us cleavages each time she takes a photo. So we'd not see the "ugliness" darven talked about!
Nicejob mrsphyno!

Sinaj
This beauty, yes, she's pretty.
She obviously isn't intellectually smart but somehow she's E-popular.
Why? The boob works magic.

STFUareyouGod:
you summoned me. Kilo sele?


*sits beside her* hope you get popcorn and kunu? Cuz this is gonna be a long night

Edited
I didn't even notice my name on the list. Hahahahahaha. Can't stop laughing. Jadekitana thanks for the writeup. But why do with a mask on? Smh


Cc: lalasticlal.a rocktati.on obino.scopy

why involve a mod?

Bîtch move. Truth hurts, doesn't it?

Alright. I think I'm back.

Next!
Decker:
This guy could do No wrong! He hardly bashes women but only States his points bluntly. Little wonder why the fatty Your main fell in love with him.
apparently, decker doesn't feel the same way.
Rumor has it, he has A crush on the beauty, leriebloom.

Wristbangles & Tosyne2much
These guys are simply a waste of Frontpage! Their topics are always boring, uncreative, banal and dry. They have nothing doing with their life rather than trying so hard to be the next lalasticlalá and sèun!

Took2008
This Ancient, potential misogynist wannabe has made Nairaland A medium to vent his frustrations on the dozens of ladies that supposedly broke his heart.

Thesonofmark
We all know this reclusive, potential gay nigga.
He's famous for his fonts and bashing genders with big words that'll make Einstein go crazy! His words, darkenrebel described as "A pile of Uncoordinated trash". This dude get mouth o!

This 28-yr old, Ibibio, no salary earning, Nairaland thug made a hobby outnof fishing out males hiding behind a female moniker.

His attempt was fruitful..but plummeted after Supposedly accusing Estharfabian of being missclassy and a male.
Esther, on the other hand ignored him totally.
Silence they say, is priceless!

...back from the break.

Next on my list is:
Synzu:
This guy is as mysterious As a chameleon. He has nothing else to do with his life but create numerous NL accounts. And he's famous for making comments and liking them with his alternate monikers. Who said likes don't mean anything?
Definitely Not MR Synzu!

Next!
Cutehector aka Donbenedict
This pathological Womanizer still remains the one and only guy that'll fill a full page on FP asking a girl what she ate last week. He was supposedly accused of dating misspicy and Estharfabian at once. Some player, he is!

He rebuked Ever dating Misspicy but condoned the thought of dating Estharfabian.
Estharfabian on the other hand vowed she has NEVER Seen or met with his man ever in her life. Who's lying among the two?
My money is on hector!

Next!
Vikziz
There's always something going on around this guy. Few months ago! Estharfabian Professed her undying love for this Nigga. And it beats me why shell choose a rat-haired dude like this over cool guys like decker, ronald4liff and even ME!
I hate this guy for stealing her heart! Another asslicker!

Next!
darkenrebel
This Underaged, baby-faced child, who postmann (lezz's nemesis) called a "kid with a dictionary in his pocket" was once catsfished by the gay guys TSOM. Apparently, he has a crush on the NL Rag (Nubian)(now deactivated)
He was fortunate to steal a visa out of the country.

....More coming up soon! Make I go piss!

Just as my moniker implies, i am not here to Asskick, neither am I Here to disregard any Moniker.

This is the Secret life of some Monikers Here (male&female)
After mmuch spywork and investigations. I've come up with some hot juicy stories.

Sit back and relax.
U could also drop the names of nairalanders u want badly.

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First on my list is:
Naijaboiy:
This Uniben dawg is well known for his misogynistic Acts on Nairaland. Ladies beware! This is just part of his little tricks to lure you into his lair. Like he did with laveda.
First he started off Bashing her at every threads. Calling her fugly and all sorts.
Right now...they're E-besties on NL.

He's a ladies magnet. All thanks to his pretty face and blue fonts! He's made it a point of duty to bash ladies that stand out the most. The likes of Estharfabian, oyind17, lanicky..e.t.c

Little wonder why the gullible, once famous marieolae dated him for over 6months. Imagine dating someone you haven't met!? There must be tons of unclad pictures flooding his phones!

Second on my list is:
Stuareyougod
This one is A smart wannabe. The only thing he is good for is his ability to wear earrings And rock Weekend's Dada hairstyle.
He's no doubt one of the dumbest nairalnders, always trying to claim he's smart. When Infact, he is as intellectually deficient as the likes of mrcork and lordsamurai. Even when he claims to be Overseas(obodo oyibo). London, was it?
He also has an affinity for bashing Opinionated ladies with sound intellects. The likes of jadekatina, estharfabian and the rest. But you'll see him stick to the Not so intellectually superior ones. Eg, pussysandie, irunoboo, misspicy.
He also has a thing for Jadekatina. He started off bashing her, calling her A transgender. But this asslicker Wants her badly.

Third on my list is:
Lezz/Leslie:
I have to give it to this guy! He's one real player! Even at 40!
He's earned the name "Nairaland most aged womanizer"
He'll beat Cutehector to his own game.
He's famous for derailing his threads, wooing gullible female monikers. Even the likes of delectablegal and dollyjoy. Yes, that's how cheap he'd go for pûssy.
Little wonder dollydoy almost gave into his advances. This man is over 40 years and still single. Rumor as it he has a kid.

...more coming up in a bit! Make I go drink water abeg. NL get as e be today.