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Christianity EtcThe Thing That Follows by Astanbaya(op): 6:30am On Jan 09, 2015
Myrani was born into a family of seasoned idol worshippers. Her father was the most feared medicine man when he was alive. Her mum was believed to be a priestess sent directly from the gods as she had the solution to almost every predicament. Their compound had the biggest shrine in the village with over 35 different gods and goddesses. Although Myrani stopped worshipping the idols after she left the village to university, she never really subscribed to any of the major religions.Myrani was the only female child of her parents. She had
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FamilySaving Sophy by Astanbaya(op): 2:55pm On Jan 08, 2015
It was a cold Saturday evening. I had left Jhena’s house and was heading back home. The place was getting dark and the overhead clouds were threatening rain. I had gotten to the junction and was waiting for a cab but none seemed to be coming around. It was about 5:45pm and I needed to get home and iron my clothes for Sunday service. My phone had gone off due to low battery and I wasn’t sure if there was enough fuel in the generator. These and other thoughts were going through my mind when a Toyota Rav4 parked in front of me. “Where are you going beautiful lady?” “I am going to my house” I replied lackadaisically while still looking out for a taxi. “Please hop in, let me take you home” he said politely as though I was the owner of the car and he was my driver. “No thank you, I will wait for a cab” I retorted. “Hey, It is
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FamilyMinding The Neighbour’s Business by Astanbaya(op): 2:43pm On Jan 08, 2015
Paul raised his eyes from the book he was reading to look around the sitting room as the neighbour’s generating set came on. The standing fan still rotated. And the indicator on the extension box for the TV and decoder plugs still glowed red. There was still power being supplied. “Why won’t this man just pay his electricity bill like everyone and at least save some of the fuel money for other things?” he thought to himself. Adding, “And allow us some peace during the day?” “Is that from ‘Iron Man’s’ house?” Paul’s mum asked from the kitchen.
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LiteratureTales From Boarding School Episode 2 by Astanbaya(op): 9:47am On Jan 08, 2015
It was offering time. “Thank God service will be over soon” I thought. Everyone had packaged their 10 naira or 20 naira. The rich ones packaged 50naira and the very rich ones 100 naira or so I thought. After service, everyone located his/her own committee of friends. The loners marched to the dinning and the I-don’t-eat-dinning food ajebutters went straight to the hostel. I looked around for my three musketeers and sighted
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FamilyKilling Death by Astanbaya(op): 6:15am On Jan 07, 2015
….and so I stood fixed to the ground not by my own will but for the greater good. I watched him break up with her, It broke her heart, I would have interfered I would have stopped it, but I didn’t because doing that would unleash a nexus of things …So complex the entire world would spin out of control. I had interfered once, I made a mess of the order of things, I stopped a man from drinking his poisoned juice.. served by none other than his own wife. I had thought I was doing the right thing, by saving him… I told him it was poisoned, I didn’t tell him who, However he was human, he figured it out.. he went crazy and killed his wife,he had attempted to kill his kids but they ran to the neighbors. He wasn’t pacified, he
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LiteratureLost by Astanbaya(op): 4:38pm On Jan 06, 2015
Samira raised her hand to her neck; something was choking her; she couldn’t breathe…her hand touched the smooth fabric of her hijab…oh; she sighed in relief, that was it…but wait, did she wear a hijab that…. Her classmate Mary stirred beside her, snapping her out of her reverie. Samira looked around the room; her classmates all studying; or doing their best to. It was hot; there was no light as usual. She tried to find a more comfortable angle…she felt weird. Something was wrong about today; she didn’t know what it was… Her eyes went back to her book; she wasn’t ready for the exams; she hadn’t been studying. She still remembered when
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EducationSo Sad!!! Beautiful Female Graduate Dies Just A Day After Celebrating 2015 by Astanbaya(op): 12:56pm On Jan 06, 2015
This life is far deeper than a lot of people can imagine. We in BEDINODBLOGSPOT get worried when we see folks living their lives as if they are sure of what is happening today and what will happen tomorrow. Don't get it twisted, you are in a world full of troubles, even if you're not looking for trouble. This beautiful lady's story is a confirmation that you must remain eternally vigilant in this 2015. Her
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Christianity EtcThe Man In The Church by Astanbaya(op): 12:40pm On Jan 06, 2015
I don’t know how to tell this story, so I’m just going to tell it and leave it for you to figure out because I’m tired of thinking about it and I want it out of my system. My name isn’t necessary, it’s just enough to let you know I used to sweep the Catholic Church down the road every Tuesday and Thursday for the past two years. I do it as a kind of penance for my sins; I don’t know…it kind of gives me grace. I feel peace doing it. I’m a four hundred level medical student so you don’t think I’m some bum with nothing better to do than sweep churches. I don’t belong to any church group and I’ll be the first to tell you that sweeping gives me asthma attacks. So
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Nairaland GeneralSHOCKING!!! Female Student & Her Father Caught Trying To Bomb A School by Astanbaya(op): 12:26pm On Jan 06, 2015
A female student of Federal Government Girls College (FGGC), Jalingo, Taraba State and her father were on Monday arrested while trying to enter the school premises with two military hand grenades. It was gathered that the suspect, who is an SSS 1 student of the school was discovered with
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FamilyToo Bad!!! See What A Man Did To His Uncle After He Found Him Raping Girlfriend by Astanbaya(op): 4:41pm On Jan 03, 2015
This is what happened to a South Carolina man after he was caught red-handed allegedly raping his nephew’s girlfriend in a bedroom at a home in Conway, South Carolina on Thursday January 1st. The nephew, whose identity is being kept from the media, reportedly found 52-year- old William Mattson (pictured above) on top of his girlfriend and he
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FamilyA Friend In The Creeks by Astanbaya(op): 4:52pm On Dec 31, 2014
She is so beautiful, he said to himself, eyeing the stick of cigarette between his fingers. And those eyes…He threw the unlit cigarette into the bushes and sighed. The crickets soon began their night time symphony, and he closed his eyes. What if he let her go? He shook his head. He was new here …and the others? He just couldn’t. “Abeg, you get lighter there?” the gravelly voice of John or Lord Johnson as he now liked to be called, cut through his solitude. He reached into his breast pocket and brought out the small yellow lighter he picked from the general living room. “Thank you,” Lord Johnson said, lighting his cigarette, “This girl papa no wan bring the money again?” he asked no one in particular as the thin cigarette smoke leaving his nostrils dissipated into the air.
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FamilySee What A Guy Did To A Girl In The Night In Her Room by Astanbaya(op): 3:40pm On Dec 31, 2014
She grabbed her mouse. She was long overdue for a lunch break. She was going to sign out of the bank’s software and grab something to calm the demons that were beginning a carnival in her stomach. Just as she clicked the “Sign Out” button on the menu by the left of her computer screen, the shrill scream from the contract cleaner stopped her hands.
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Jokes EtcRe: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Astanbaya: 3:39pm On Dec 31, 2014
See What A Guy Did To A Girl In The Night In Her Room
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She grabbed her mouse. She was long overdue for a lunch break. She was going to sign out of the bank’s software and grab something to calm the demons that were beginning a carnival in her stomach. Just as she clicked the “Sign Out” button on the menu by the left of her computer screen, the shrill scream from the contract cleaner stopped her hands.
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Nairaland GeneralSee What Tb Joshua Said Openly About 2015 Elections by Astanbaya(op): 1:06pm On Dec 31, 2014
Prophet T.B. Joshua was interviewed by the Nigeria’s New Telegraph newspaper when he made some powerful statements concerning the February 2015 elections. With the date of elections speedily drawing closer and tensions arising around the nation, the clerics words appear even more pertinent now than they did nine months ago. TB Joshua warns
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FamilyI Am Tired Of All This Nonsense by Astanbaya(op): 12:19pm On Dec 25, 2014
So because I gave Obama my phone number, I can no longer rest again! He has been disturbing me calling me on phone, sending me text messages and just recently he added me on Whatsapp. Just imagine, any small problem he encounters he will just rush, pick his phone and call me for advice.
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LiteratureChristmas Hullabaloo Episode 6 by Astanbaya(op): 7:59am On Dec 25, 2014
The gateman was not yet back. Ofego ran inside, and at the front of the house, he struck a knockout and threw it at the door, and hid himself. Uncle Judas and his family had finished with supper and were at the sitting room watching T.V when they heard the sound of the knockout and ran outside. Who is that? They shouted.
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FamilyChristmas Hullabaloo Episode 5 by Astanbaya(op): 9:34am On Dec 23, 2014
Sir, please, we are sorry! They said. Sorry for burning my children's house abi? I'm taking you guys to my shrine. He said. Sir, I was not among o. Ofego said. But you brought matches. The native doctor said. Ofego said, Erm.... I am the one that burnt it. Toothpick declared. Take only me to your shrine.
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Christianity EtcLagos Man Conned By The Devil In Hell by Astanbaya(op): 5:11pm On Dec 18, 2014
A man from Lagos, Nigeria, died and went to hell. He met the devil, and the devil said to him, Mr Man nowadays, people entering hell are able to choose their own personal hell. I will take you to a series of doors, and you will look inside, and tell me if that is where you will like to spend eternity. The man agreed, and the devil took him down a long, dark hallway.
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Nairaland GeneralChinese Man Saved By A Good Nigerian While Deceiving Himself by Astanbaya(op): 1:13pm On Dec 18, 2014
I was in America for a one month tour and lived with my cousin Jeff. A Chinese moved to the USA to our neighbourhood after thirty years of living in Shanghai. He bought a home on the small piece of land close to ours. I decided to go across and welcome him.
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FamilyWhy You Shouldn't Shit In A Public Toilet Again In Nigeria What Happened To Me by Astanbaya(op): 9:57am On Dec 17, 2014
I was passing by the market yesterday, and suddenly felt the urge to shit. I entered a public toilet, and pulled my clothes and started doing my thing calmly and relaxed.
http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/why-you-shouldnt-shit-in-public-toilet.html?m=1
HealthIs This Madness Or Another Thing by Astanbaya(op): 9:32am On Dec 17, 2014
A Neighbour who was seen to be mad was taken to Yaba Left Psychiatric Hospital. At night, he decided to run away from the psychiatric hospital.
http://www.njuwo.com/2014/12/is-this-madness-or-another-thing.html?m=1
Christianity EtcWhy You Should Never Be Late To Anywhere I Am Writing From Experience by Astanbaya(op): 2:18pm On Dec 14, 2014
Our Reverend father was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in our community's parish. The house of assembly member, Honourable Ojobo, representing our constituency was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was late, so Reverend father Mudi decided to say his own few words while we waited.
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneBeautiful Girl With A Smell by Astanbaya(op): 6:27am On Dec 13, 2014
I was in a bus with an old man and a beautiful girl sat close to him. I wanted to light my cigarette. What is wrong with you young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus? Do you want to kill this beautiful girl?
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FoodHow I Used 200 Naira To Eat In A Five Star Hotel In Abuja by Astanbaya(op): 11:30pm On Dec 12, 2014
I was living in Abuja then. That day I had only 200 Naira in my pocket and I was very hungry. I left my house that morning and went to the most expensive hotel in the city, Transcorp Hilton Hotel.
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HealthI Just Found Out A Mad Person Is My Friend On Facebook by Astanbaya(op): 3:59pm On Dec 04, 2014
I was passing by the roadside just now returning from a friend's place, and saw a girl who is mad in a dustbin. The face looked familiar.
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Foreign AffairsNigeria Police How They Handle Issues by Astanbaya(op): 5:44pm On Dec 02, 2014
The Nigeria Police were in a competition to rate the best security force in Nigeria, alongside the EFCC, the ARMY. They all had to compete by searching for a missing RAT in the bush. Firstly, it was the EFCC that started by investigation, questioning all the plants and animals in the bush.

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FamilyA Fool For Love by Astanbaya(op): 5:12pm On Nov 30, 2014
A friend was dating a girl who would always hurt his feelings. One day, she broke up with him and stormed out of the house. Three months later, she had a change of heart.

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Nairaland GeneralWhat Ebola Caused In A School In Nigeria by Astanbaya(op): 4:12pm On Nov 30, 2014
What Ebola Caused In A School In Nigeria
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Bola could not attend school for one week because of health issue. However, she managed to come to school on the day her school was to go for mid term break. Where have you been for the past one week? The teacher asked.

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