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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 18th February 2026 by Astonmartin(m): 10:41pm On Feb 18
Wolves abeg, one more goal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Astonmartin(m): 8:33pm On Feb 17
Galat winning win big odd wow
PoliticsRe: City Boys: What Did Obi Cubana And Cubana Chief Priest Do Wrong? by Astonmartin(m): 2:07pm On Feb 14
The problem with Great Citizens on nigerya is that they worship and follow celebrities like God, expect them to always act right all the time.
Once you breakout from this celebrity god disease and begin to see things just the way it is supposed to be, you'll see that most of these celebusu have nothing upstairs, barely impact positively on the society, always putting themselves ( pockets) first before every other thing. Even their giveaways are all shits as they only do it when the camera is focused on them.

"EMANCIPATE YOURSELF FROM MENTAL SLAVERY, NON BUT OURSELVES CAN FREE OUR MIND"- Prophet Bob Nesta Marley
Unfortunately our Yoots have refused to break free from this celebrities and social media madness. Everybody is always trying to relevant online in a positive or negative way.
Once the Yoots can stop listening to this Celebusu, their nonsense music's and noise online, then we will be begin to see a more reformed n deep thinking Youths.
Embrace reggae and think right, Rastas !!!
FamilyRe: A slap and my marriage ended ... What Should I Do? by Astonmartin(m): 11:27pm On Feb 13
I don't see anything wrong with you going to her mother's funeral services to pay your last respect but it should be a quick in and out movement. Don't stay for the reception, leave immediately after she's put to the ground. If you happen to see your Brother and sister in laws there, sympathize with them and know when to sneak out without telling anyone.
Give your wife and her family some months to mourn their loss before deciding on your next plan which is collecting the bride price and moving on with your life
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds United (2 - 2) On 10th February 2026 by Astonmartin(m): 9:44pm On Feb 10
[quote author=callmetade post=138428897]typical black mentality... They win but don't want others to win. Pele ti e.

It's because we always support our London brothers except Assnal
RomanceRe: Is There A Red Flag Here Already? by Astonmartin(m): 6:51pm On Feb 09
Honestly once a lady likes you, it'll been seen in her actions even when she's trying to conceal her feelings.
How was the date with? did she ask you why you ordered for only Schweppes ? Was she free with you and constantly engaging in good conversation with you ? Or were you the one doing all the talking while she was busy munching down the food and busy with her ?

Back to the main deal, I think you are good man and wants the best for her but I believe now is the time for you to sit back and let nature take its course. If she really loves you and would like to take it to the next level, it is now left for her to work for it, probably show you some positive signs and make things a little easier for you.

Limit your call/texting times with her, if she puts in the efforts of regularly checking on you, then you are good to go.
Always remember you are the man, the pride and you definitely she be putting yourself first before any woman you're planning to date because she's never doing you any much favor just being in a relationship with you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Astonmartin(m): 11:20pm On Feb 08
[quote]Extremely honest not yet popular opinion
1. Palmer is an insane talent. He covers basically all attacking positions and that's because he's a very clever footballer, good at finding spaces.
2. Goals and assists are not what define the quality of a creative midfielder. Palmer will come good for Chelsea, there are just too many similar profile types in city.
3. I genuinely think Cole Palmer would make an instant impact in our team now. Kid is something special.
4. He is the best option we have so far and is worth £50m and more, his salary would also be moderate.
5. Anyone underrating Palmer haven't watched him well, he is clearly elite level talent.
6. Cole Palmer is better than Mason Mount.
7. Cole Palmer has the KDB situation written all over it.
8. He strikes the ball very well, top techniques. Goals will follow, he plays like Mahrez and fast for his height.
9. Cole Palmer reminds me of Martin odegaard, just without the hype and the stats, and that is definitely a profile Pochettino's Chelsea lack, irrespective of what system they play.

Real talk
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Astonmartin(m): 11:16pm On Feb 08
Theuniverse post=125464015]stupid boehly again. why sign palmer of all people. another useless english player, if he's good why do guardiola want to sell him? who will he bench in Chelsea? we have murdrik,sterling,madueke there already.

I bet you're eating your words RN
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Astonmartin(m): 11:14pm On Feb 08
[quote author=WhoDeyHause post=125463488]£45m we could have used to secure Kudus who would have cooked under pochballl is what we might pay for this ewi. I can't believe we've even bid for him which was rejected. A bad end to the window after our massive clearout.

Now this Ewi is the one spearheading your club's attacking force and one of our best players
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Astonmartin(m): 11:09pm On Feb 08
[quote author=Incognito9 post=125460995]You leave Alvarez dey chase nonsense

Don't judge a book by the cover
RomanceRe: Would You Let Your Sister Continue The Marriage After This? (photo) by Astonmartin(m): 1:00pm On Feb 06
D Boy did nothing wrong here, he was just following oga's instruction. How do you expect a salesboy to allow an unknown lady go to the cash register and take out business cash without oga's permission, haha make una try dey reason sometimes.
Oga is a real gee and understands how women behaves when you give them a little allowance
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Would Be Your Next Move? by Astonmartin(m): 12:56pm On Feb 03
You're not honest with him and still have the guts coming here to spew lies to us.
You never loved him, never ready to spend time with him as you thought he's only coming for the sex. If spending the time with you in your house was the problem, you should have let him know on time so he can book a stay in the hotel before coming, instead you acted childish and refused taking his calls .
You are a very wicked and evil lady, so myopic in thinking and I know karma will definitely pay you a visit for treating that fine gentlemen in such cruel way
RomanceRe: I Am Gonna Propose To My Albino Corper Girlfriend On Our P.O.P Day by Astonmartin(m): 11:26pm On Feb 01
OP What's d update now ? Ticket still dey run abi e burst before cashout?
RomanceRe: Its My Pretty Babe Day ! Help Say Happy Birthday To Her . by Astonmartin(m):
Happy birthday to her. It's been more than 6 years now and I hope you ended up marrying her or is it another story to tell
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leeds United Vs Arsenal (0 - 4) On 31st January 2026 by Astonmartin(m): 3:34pm On Jan 31
Leeds I want you guys to know that whole of London, especially Chelsea are in support of you tonight. Pull off an upset today and we will complete the rest by mid week during. Assnal shall always be accompanied with trophy-less today, tomorrow and forever #KTBFFH
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leeds United Vs Arsenal (0 - 4) On 31st January 2026 by Astonmartin(m): 3:27pm On Jan 31
[quote author=manuelkel post=138319275]As a Chelsea fan I wish Arsenal a major trophy 🏆 this season.[A real Blue blood would never say something. Assnal is our enemyand thou shall never wish your enemy well,no matter the circumstances]
RomanceRe: My Bed Experience With A New Babe Yesterday by Astonmartin(m): 1:50pm On Jan 28
This stuff usually happens when you're forcing Penyz to eat anyhow food.
RomanceRe: Ozo: Lesson For All Mem by Astonmartin(m): 5:06am On Jan 26
I bet he regrets his simping on nengi today, tomorrow and forever. Niggas you always have to know when to throw the towel in and walk off the ring with your reputation still high. Never you simp or beg a lady for attention because she ain't doing you a favor by accepting to date you or not.
Simping is so bad. The more persistent you go, the more her respect for you decreases.
Last last I believe a man who know his true self worth, will never simp
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Astonmartin(m): 8:05pm On Jan 25
Assnal fans I hope you guys are still enjoying the speedy Madueke and slow havertz we offloaded to you guys.
Don't worry Madueke is just but a young star and he will need like 5 years to grow up in the game and ball like your starboy who has less than 5 league goal in two years and can't beat his man 1v1
Always breaking down and crossing balls inside the box insha Allah tactics
KTBFFH
Educational ServicesRe: What Year, How Or What Made You Start Supporting Your Present Clubsides? by Astonmartin(m): 8:56pm On Jan 24
Feb 25 2007
This was the match that officially confirmed my love for Chelsea. The first match I watched as a Chelsea fan. A tough one, given the fact that Assnal first scored so you can imagine the great happiness I felt while watching Chelsea coming back from behind to win the cup.
I remeber Emmanuel eboue blasting the head of John Terry with his boot and sending him into concussion.
Oh my God that Robben's cross that lead to Drogba nodding the winning was so slick and awesome.
I bleed Chelsea cos my blood is blue
My first daughter's name is definitely going to be "Chelsea".
If I die, it'll be written on my will that I should be buried with a Chelsea muffler round my neck
BLUE IS THE COLOR...
KTBFFH
We will rise again soon

RomanceRe: Chats Between Me And An Almajiri On Wig On Facebook by Astonmartin(m): 11:12am On Jan 24
I believe it's a waste of time to text naija girls online cos 99% of them are materialistic and just waiting for the highest bidder(simple man)
SportsRe: FIFA Strips Man City, Real Madrid, Man Utd Of Titles by Astonmartin(m): 3:46pm On Jul 20, 2025
What will be the fate of Assnal now? To win the outdated trophy na big problem and even bigger problem to win this new one. A cursed club, I recon
SportsRe: Thieves Break Into Home Of Michel Platini, Steal 20 Trophies & Medals by Astonmartin(m): 11:14am On Jul 20, 2025
No need to investigate. Simply go to London, Emirates stadium and you'll find the stolen trophies and medals, stashed there. Assnal are well known thieves since they can't afford to win any big trophy legally. Gunners wey dey Rob with guns. Cursed club
RomanceRe: Dealing With Unwanted Advances From Superiors And Colleagues by Astonmartin(m): 6:13pm On Jul 15, 2025
I'm experiencing the same thing in my workplace which is dominated by females. The best way to avoid this regular occurrence is by making the ugliest and most look down girl over there to be your best friend and gist partner. When the other ladies continually start seeing the both of you together, it'll repulse and drive them away from you. Gaskia
RomanceRe: Should I Marry Her Now Or Let Her Go? I’m Not Ready Financially by Astonmartin(m): 5:56pm On May 01, 2025
If you doubts in your mind . It means she's not the right partner for you.Shalom
CelebritiesRe: IS EXZZ A SCAM? by Astonmartin(m): 10:37am On Apr 13, 2025
Is PSEX still paying now abi e don crash like Arsenal huh
RomanceRe: Ungrateful Female Friend by Astonmartin(m): 10:47am On Mar 31, 2025
She'll just use and dump you to the bin ...karma has a way of fighting for the innocent and now this your chance to give her a strong payback. Block the ungrateful biitcch and stop talking to her because she's already looking for a way to manipulate you again and again
SportsRe: Chelsea Football Club Pays Homage To Igbo Culture- by Astonmartin(m): 6:58pm On Mar 24, 2025
Igbo kwenu !
Chelsea for life 💙
CelebritiesRe: 'Love You Silly' - Funke Akindele To Husband, JJC Skillz by Astonmartin(m): 5:09pm On Mar 04, 2025
Love nwantiti
RomanceRe: Should I Accept This Offer From Her? by Astonmartin(m): 10:35pm On Feb 27, 2025
Don't you ever take the money, even if you love her or don't love her...
She's a good lady but don't take advantage of her burning love for you.
Of course she's trying to trick you into marriage,maybe time is against but you have to apply your sense and give her a little space.Stop having sex with her,be honest and tell her that currently you don't think you're ready for marriage.
Girls respect honest men with a touch of street credibility and you should never forget that..
By the way you seems like one's that easily influenced or don't have much saying when it comes to women..You have to man up,build up your persona and always thinks twice when dealing with these women cos they've mastered the act of manipulation..Have confidence in yourself and be a man of your words ,not a babbling or indecisive man
RomanceRe: Re- Should I Forgive Her Or I Should Pay Her Back In Her Own Coin - Conclusion by Astonmartin(m): 3:30pm On Feb 24, 2025
Pussies don't get no pussy ...you went against our redpill advice on the previous thread therefore you deserve all the insults she served you..The Brotherhood is not happy with you

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