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RomanceRe: Can a man forget a woman he once knaecked? by Astonmartin(m):
It's very much possible especially if you're rich and living on the fast lane. One night stands is a typical example cos no man will ever remember the face of a girl he met and hit on the same day after some long years
EducationRe: I Scored 208 In JAMB By Ticking Only D (pix) by Astonmartin(m): 10:01pm On Jul 09
Hahaha
Truly there's a thin line between bravery and foolishness. Kudos my gee, it is not how far but how well. I wish you the best in your post ume endeavors. Remember it's difficult to be lucky twice, so you better read up this time
RomanceRe: Am I The Only One?? by Astonmartin(m): 11:49am On Jun 30
I'm in the same predicament with you because I find it difficult bedding younger ladies from 18-28. It never works for me no matter how hard I try to up my game. Since my active playing days, I've only managed to bed just one lady in her 20,s but you see those ones above 30? Omo eh even without making an advance there seems to be a strong magnetic force that keeps on pulling them to me and my relationship with them has all been smooth, less headaches and few billings.
I've now succumb to fate for the meantime but sometimes I do feel hunger for the younger chicks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Astonmartin(m): 6:28am On Jun 30
Happy Gabi anniversary to all gooners. Exactly one month today.
Champions of Europe! You'll never sing that!!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Astonmartin(m): 6:25am On Jun 30
Happy Gabriel anniversary to you all. Exactly one month today. Oh lalala

PoliticsRe: ‘he Has Done His Bit’ — Adeboye Defends Tinubu Over Insecurity by Astonmartin(m): 11:18pm On Jun 29
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds
Have no fear for atomic energy
'Cause none of them can stop the time
How long shall they kill our prophets
While we stand aside and look?
Some say it's just a part of it
We've got to fulfill the book- Bob Marley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Astonmartin(m): 1:45pm On Jun 22
I read somewhere about Chelsea planning to go for Mike Maignan again, how true is this news cos i believe Chelsea is in dire need of a good keeper
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Astonmartin(m): 2:17am On Jun 20
Someone that was lucky to get called up all thanks to livramento's injury.
Obere4u:
Is Jehovah's Boy not our center back?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Astonmartin(m): 12:23am On Jun 20
Chelsea fans worldwide, please I have a question to ask. Why is none of center backs called up or playing in this world cup? Lol
We've finally turned to a mid club by these blueco owner. Imagine Chalobah being our best defender, someone that can't start for Assnal, city, utd, Liverpool and even Tottenham or Brighton.
I'm not even looking forward to next season unless we ship off all of this average defenders in our club. #KTBFFH
Forum GamesRe: What Would You Do? by Astonmartin(m): 10:15pm On Jun 17
I don't and will never trust any Nigerian pastor or priest. I will jejely alight from the bus cos Voom! is better than statement
PoliticsRe: Hundreds Of Oyo Residents Launch Fresh Protest Against Abducted Students by Astonmartin(m): 12:02pm On Jun 01
One sheep must learn,children, to respect the shepherd- BOB MARLEY
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aftermath UCL Final Loss: How EPL Rivals, Players Mocked Arsenal by Astonmartin(m): 9:59pm On May 31
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Champions Parade In London by Astonmartin(m): 5:23pm On May 31
You can't erase the pain by drinking loads of liquor alcohol.
The reality will definitely dawn on you once the alcohol clears off your system
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT ▪︎▪︎

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans Celebrate Arsenal's Champions League Loss by Astonmartin(m): 10:06am On May 31
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League: Why Did Arsenal Allow A Defender Take The Last Penalty? by Astonmartin(m): 9:30am On May 31
Chelsea in 2012 had two defenders( Ashley Cole and David Luiz) take and dispatched their penalties perfectly well, so don't give me that bullshit about Gabriel being a defender or not.
Here is the thing you failed to understand and it is that Assnal has a long history fumbling and bottling when it comes to European competition.
Ask yourself why none of their legends or forefathers have won European trophy for their club in their 140 years of existence? But PSV, Feynord, Hamburg, Porto, Nottingham, Aston villa, Celtic did it for their clubs when the standard to win the trophy was a bit low.

Now let's come down a little bit and talk about Europa league which is a European competition that is only Second to UCL. This is a much easier competition to win and most big clubs who finds themselves there mostly end up winning it without breaking a sweat( Chelsea won it twice without losing).
Now Assnal has played in this competition a lot of times, even twice under Arteta and ended of winning nothing( Aston villa played Europa league this season for the first time in 40 something years and won it)

Do you understand now where I'm heading to? The bottom line is someone's DNA never lies or morph into another bloodline because you are what you are.
It is rooted deep down in Assnal DNA to never win UCL, they will keep bottling it up until The whole fans and club accept the reality, maybe stay humble and ask forgiveness from the Pride of London, Chelsea.
European Virgin today, tomorrow and forever

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Astonmartin(m): 9:27pm On May 30
We are not EUROPEAN VIRGIN

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Astonmartin(m): 9:23pm On May 30
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Astonmartin(m): 9:18pm On May 30
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT!!!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs PSG: UCL Finals (3 - 4) on penalties On 30th May 2026 by Astonmartin(m): 9:04pm On May 30
PSG thank you oh. My enemies would have laughed at me tonight.
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT
Astonmartin:
I will deactivate my account if Assnal wins this evening. A very shameless club with no European history, even Celtic, Nottingham, Aston villa, Porto, benfica, hamburg, feynord and PSV has won it.
What were their forefathers and legends of Assnal being doing that made them not to have win this trophy and join the big boys table? I believe they're really cursed and should always be used as a good example of the butterfly that thinks itself a bird.
European virgin today, tomorrow and forever
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs PSG: UCL Finals (3 - 4) on penalties On 30th May 2026 by Astonmartin(m): 8:04pm On May 30
Why argue with Assnal fans when you could just wait (until full time) lol
Chelsea still remains the only club with UCL in London and so shall it be forever.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs PSG: UCL Finals (3 - 4) on penalties On 30th May 2026 by Astonmartin(m): 5:03pm On May 30
It is not recognized anywhere in the world but one thing is sure and bound to happen and that is: IT WILL TAKE ASSNAL MORR THAN 50 YEARS TO WIN THIS NEW CLUB WORLD CUP TOURNAMENT. They couldn't even win the old version when it was a little easy with few teams competing, pathetic club n fans indeed
Sccarrr:
cup wey den no recognize anywhere 😹😹
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs PSG: UCL Finals (3 - 4) on penalties On 30th May 2026 by Astonmartin(m): 4:44pm On May 30
You are not even ashamed to be talking about the defunct Cup in this new era. Oga show working and bring out your UCL, or Europa or even conference cup pictures. Have you ever seen Chelsea fans or United or Liverpool fans talking about that cup before? But Assnal fans have been trying to bring it back to life just to pull shoulders with the Big boys. European virgins forever
Kalulu44:
I hope you're watching and saw where they wrote Arsenal are aiming to win their second Uefa competition after winning the cup winners cup in 1994.
I just hope you saw it. It pains me I couldn't quickly take a snap of it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs PSG: UCL Finals (3 - 4) on penalties On 30th May 2026 by Astonmartin(m): 4:19pm On May 30
I will deactivate my account if Assnal wins this evening. A very shameless club with no European history, even Celtic, Nottingham, Aston villa, Porto, benfica, hamburg, feynord and PSV has won it.
What were their forefathers and legends of Assnal being doing that made them not to have win this trophy and join the big boys table? I believe they're really cursed and should always be used as a good example of the butterfly that thinks itself a bird.
European virgin today, tomorrow and forever

CrimeRe: Heartbreaking Pictures Of The Kidnapped School Children In Oyo State by Astonmartin(m): 5:13am On May 30
It's hurting. Jah bless and protect them all
RomanceMen Are Never 100% Loyal Their Football Clubs: An Open Secret, No One Admits It by Astonmartin(op): 3:39pm On May 28
For a lot of girls or wives, they think that men don't take a break or cheat on their teams because we are said to be obsessively loyal to our dear football clubs and will always stick around even when the tean had a bad season and long trophy drought.
Some ladies even go as far as saying and praying that their partner (men) could commit to them with unconditional love, I mean the kind of love that comes with " I will never leave you or cheats no matter how bad it gets " that men always direct to their clubs.

But here is something that the ladies/women doesn't know which is and I boldly state that Men are never 100% percent loyal to their clubs.
Yes, men do cheat on their clubs, but our unquestionable loyalty still lies with them. Am I making sense or should I break it down a bit more to the lay-woman's understanding? Hahaha
A lot of times we're faced with irresistible and seductive temptations to cheat on our dear clubs, unfortunately we always give in to it just to enjoy the thrill of the moment. Even if it's just for few hours, days or phase in a competition. The ultimate goal is to be filled with great satisfaction after a successful hate-watching( Yes that's what we call it when we cheat on our dear team)

Now what's the correlation between a man's love for his dear club and his woman? I don't think there's much of a difference here but the only problem is how the other side reacts to it when the situation arises.
Here it is, I'm a die hard Lazio fan and forever loyal to my dear club but this coming weekend on which the UCL Finals will be played. I will be Supporting PSG with my full chest because my beloved team is not there playing and if my fellow Lazio fans sees or catch me merrily with the folks from Paris( PSG), do you think they'll get angry and start questioning my love for our dear Lazio? Of course not because they understand and knows where my heart, loyalty still lies

But what if it's my wife or partner that caught me with a one night stand when she's not available? Well let's leave the story for another day because hell haths no fury...

FamilyRe: Someone Abused My Toddler! by Astonmartin(m): 7:59pm On May 25
I pray you and your daughter gets the fair justice which she really deserves.
Keep ya head up, everything will be alright soon 🙏
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: IT's Korner (ITK) by Astonmartin(m): 1:19pm On May 20
Hi please can you edit and remove the phone number of Golden that is based in Enugu. I called her and she was furious and scared because she's married and wouldn't want this to cause problem in her marriage if her husband sees this. She is pleading with tou through me and i would be happy if you'd grant her wish, thanks
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Relationship
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Astonmartin(m): 5:10pm On May 16
The future doesn't look anything bright for Chelsea under the Blueco ownership. It's hurting seeing our beloved Club sinking down to this low mediocre level. Still I wish them the best
CrimeRe: Gunmen Invade Oyo Secondary School, Abduct Principal And Students, Shoot Teacher by Astonmartin(m): 8:12am On May 16
Shame on the moderator who deemed it fit to involve ESN in this nonsense poll. What has ESN got to do with a terror attack that happened in the deep region of West?
You didn't see the NA or Police to include in your polls. These are people whose primary purpose is the protection of citizens life
You didn't see boko haram or Fulani herdsmen when setting up your polls
Na ESN far in the east that you wan include for matter that is so far from them, just to spite ndi igbo mana onwero. Ogadimma yagazie
Nairaland GeneralRe: Four Laptops For Mayorall Corporate Social Responsibility Gift To Nairalanders by Astonmartin(m): 10:07pm On May 15
I don't know if it's possible to still submit my application because I just got noticed of this thread late.
I'm a football lover and, a graduate(B.A) and a critical thinker.
Lately I've found myself growing a strong interest in writing football articles, breaking down strategies and everything that needs analysis.
I have worked for some football pages, writing interesting articles from them and anytime I post one, there's always a great audience interaction than other posts not from me.
I lost my phone early last year and so far it has been difficult for me to speed up due to problems it's constantly developing
I believe if I'm lucky to be one of the fortunate few prize winners, it will go a very long way and be a big stepping stone for me in this my journey of sports journalism and analysis. Thanks
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edoho's Wife, Sandra Names Tega BBN, Others As His Side Chicks by Astonmartin(m): 6:14pm On May 14
Women can never accept they wrongdoings. Rather they'll blame something for their actions.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Begging With Attitude? Make It Make Sense by Astonmartin(m):
I believe the society is biting down on everyone presently, maybe that's why, maybe

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