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Ebayray:
Lolz, will be a Judge o...
It ain't hammer, dearie bt a Mace nd Gavel.


How did you know he's at ma place?
Wat r u n where did you come from

lol Ebayray i know the hammer is called a gavel nd mace is what the senate president carries...i just said it because he likes calling it hammer.
Its simple he said he's still in benin nd he's staying at a family members place.

RobinHez:
Na...its not my thing
Besides...someone else in the family is already a lawyer

lol oh dats true-Ebayray but u could have been a judge i know you would like to knack dat hammer well well
hold on,if ur still in benin dat means ur crashing at Ebayray's place. How nice is that!;p

Ebayray:
Lol, yes oh. Just like dat....
Yeah, his voice is awesome.... Makes me drool....
Y don't u like Benediction?!!!! *folds hands

*apoligises before he recieves a dirty back hand slap* I dont like it i LOVE!!!

Ebayray:
Lolz, hehehehehehe, true o

lol but you can't compare the courage a man summons when he wants to ask a lady for her hand in marriage...it takes real Balls to do dat.

Ebayray:
. Lol... Asking for number is like asking for hand in marriage dese days o, u nor know?!

hahahaha...you maybe right tho

Ebayray:
Lol, shey!!!! I don't know y m attracted to him. Maybe his voice (nah, dats a lame excuse).
Eureka!!!! Oh I know y now!!! Dat song BENEDICTION ft himself n Rick Ross jes can't get outta ma head...

Whoa!!! I never knew he Did bad like dat.

OK now, August Alsina I have dis-crush u ooooooo

lol u just dis-crush him just like that?
I do like his voice also
i don't like Benediction!.

RobinHez:
Chai! This oga don vex o...




Er...one of them aint an aspirant, and the other is certainly not a m.o.ron...


Abeg...chill! I know how u feel, if u wanna know how the clearance be, fill ur form tonight and get ur clearance date!


Ps: No one has cleared yet! #fact1
So much has been discussed about clearance...even with links to backup too #fact2

lol robin i like your style
have ever considered being a lawyer?

Ebayray:
Hmmmm, y...
Give 3 solid reasons

lol Women! Its not like he's asking after your hand in marriage. All he wants is ur phone number, lol

RobinHez:
Buh na me dem dey copy na...make dem too shine



Robin is not even my name...I think I've shared how I came about my monicker b4

uhmm...no,i'm not sure i was around then!

JayBray:
hmmm UFO So u v bn spying ehh

lol...i've been observing u guys for a while now...sheybi u are the chef who wanted to cook frogs for the ray family?...were law students able to do their clearance today?

Ksslib:
Yea... Its not easily noticeable but I ll rather its spotted now than later on when it might become another issue entirely.

yeah your right...the earlier its noticed the better for you...i think an affidavit should help with that.

Ray360:
#coughs# you say?

hahahaha...thats the power of money.it has a way of making people change their minds...
#Everyone has a price!

My bad...am so sorry for dat, how could i have missed mentioning Swagkingdope the only guy here with all the swag here,just take a look at his awesome name-SWAG-KING-DOPE!,choi see name(you too much), am sure i was scared of the name dats why i forgot to mention you!, prince calm AKA the calm prince, may you rule your kingdom in peace,it freda-your name reminds me of dat film witches of east end, have u watched it?,smithrussel-the one who like to find trouble by correcting peoples by correcting their words/spellings on posts...then fabzgrace the optometrician who turned to a medical doctor(see blessing!),Agegebread-anytime i saw ur name i always smiled and then sometimes i got hungry, nd yes before i forget dHaray-the E-fight referee, u're good at adding fuel to fire!...shout out also to lordkvng,ijekh7 nd other good people of this thread you guys are one big family here nd thank you for welcoming me!.i'm grateful.

Ebayray:
Lolz, he nr go even see me talk less ask 4 marriage o... He's a confamd player, and as u know, old habits die hard!!!!.


Davey, please stop all dese foolishness... I beg of u!!!!


Uh, I think ma present celeb crush (es) recently are Reekado banks nd August Alsina

lol Ebayray...i still don't get what you see in August Alsina,if wizkid is a player then definitely August is a bigger one.can u imagine he was romancing a female fan's breast while he was performing live on stage...not to mention he was no.3 on trace top flop!.

Ksslib:
Yea, even when I called one of my secondary school teachers to complain, he told me to swear an affidavit. I go swear am sha, then upload am under that evidence of name column.

Yea. Every other detail tallies...date of birth. .lga.. disability e..t..c

Talking about disability, I no tell you? The cafe guy asked me to fill in blind under disability when jamb form came out. Na so I take blast jamb and pume oh. Everybody in the hall thought I was blind. For where! Me just dey download pple work with my alleged blind eye.

As we wan enter hall sef,the female invigilator just confidently dey adjust her bra for my front. I just dey laugh one kain wicked laugh inside. The invigilator go look me shake head con say "poor boy".me sef go reply for my mind shake head "poor woman".

No reason am oh... From where I come, we no dey carry last lai lai. We sharp pass over serious students pencil.

lol this is hilarious...nd let me guess you are a warri boy!...

Ebayray:
Lol, no ooo... D guy jes spoil ma name o .
Hw r u doing today

Lol am sorry for the mistake Ebayray...it wont happen again!

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Ksslib:
Na so. Me sef no wan rush. I ll likely do mine on Friday, Sat or Sun.

The important ones are ready which is my waec and neco cos I dey use two sittings. Na one winch like that for our village mark my English, so I gats mix results like rice and beans. But I was disappointed sha, I dnt know if the error was on my part or the fact that my surname almost has the whole 26 alphabets(edo pipu and long names sha ), but dem omit one letter from my surname in one of my results. I don already collect original so going to neco for correction is not an option I even want to think about.

I just dey wait for wetin my clearance officer go talk that day. If he tells me to go to neco for correction, I go just tell am for there "oga thank you. Una fit keep the admission. I no want again. People wey learn work never die".

Ksslib:
Na so. Me sef no wan rush. I ll likely do mine on Friday, Sat or Sun.

The important ones are ready which is my waec and neco cos I dey use two sittings. Na one winch like that for our village mark my English, so I gats mix results like rice and beans. But I was disappointed sha, I dnt know if the error was on my part or the fact that my surname almost has the whole 26 alphabets(edo pipu and long names sha ), but dem omit one letter from my surname in one of my results. I don already collect original so going to neco for correction is not an option I even want to think about.

I just dey wait for wetin my clearance officer go talk that day. If he tells me to go to neco for correction, I go just tell am for there "oga thank you. Una fit keep the admission. I no want again. People wey learn work never die".

Ksslib:
Na so. Me sef no wan rush. I ll likely do mine on Friday, Sat or Sun.

The important ones are ready which is my waec and neco cos I dey use two sittings. Na one winch like that for our village mark my English, so I gats mix results like rice and beans. But I was disappointed sha, I dnt know if the error was on my part or the fact that my surname almost has the whole 26 alphabets(edo pipu and long names sha ), but dem omit one letter from my surname in one of my results. I don already collect original so going to neco for correction is not an option I even want to think about.

I just dey wait for wetin my clearance officer go talk that day. If he tells me to go to neco for correction, I go just tell am for there "oga thank you. Una fit keep the admission. I no want again. People wey learn work never die".

lol u see why i say this guy is a comedian...well as for the waec nd neco names its a 50/50 chance your clearance officer might spot it because the length of ur name might distract him from noticing it...
My own opinion tho.

Hey Guys....i just registered my account, but i have been an incessant viewer(somewhat like a stalker) of this thread for a long time.I have watched how u guys have nursed this thread to this stage, with your meaningful information/contribution,jokes,E-fights,jumia adverts,testimonies(especially robinhez) etc....This thread has been a source of entertainment,enlightenment,hope to me during the long 'wait' of uniben admission...i just want to say THANK YOU! so much for everything especially to Mr Godwin-the creator of this thread, Naijaboiy,mr ray360 nd blueto the grammarians(thanks for enlighten me),Robinhez nd Adah-the intelligent nd sacarstic couple,supernover the optimistic,yonddaime-the 4th hokkage whose faith i admire,Ksslib-the comedian of this thread(u always make me laugh),madam Pukka36(puma)-the beautiful oil dripper,Venus(verus)-An independent Girl,Ebaray-The brilliant and charming petaled lass,the lost/broken/fixed soul-you are talented nd u should use it to write inspirational pieces instead of those sad nd discouraging write ups...nd i also miss some peeps here like creekreporter,othibo80 nd jackossy(jacuzi:always remember every situation has a silver). Nd to others who i cant remember tank u all also nd congratulation to everyone who got admitted...i hope all those(robinhez,esebosun nd mr swiss) scheduled for clearance today gets cleared....
Oh before i forget i was also admitted to study law...shout out to my course mates(Jaybray,Ebaray,Eclaire, yungEX)...
#Great Uniben student!..