Ebayray:

Lol, yes oh. Just like dat....
Yeah, his voice is awesome.... Makes me drool....
Y don't u like Benediction?!!!! *folds hands

*apoligises before he recieves a dirty back hand slap* I dont like it i LOVE!!!

Astro290:
*apoligises before he recieves a dirty back hand slap* I dont like it i LOVE!!!

Oh no, dearie!!! Hope I didn't force u o....

JayBray:
chai! This is defaming! Me a SAN in ur kitchen?? Wat contempt! U can't pay my legal fee to talk less of my culinary...

what!!!!! I can foot your salary for decades! Enter the kitchen and do as commanded before I .....

Ebayray:


Wow really?!!

You know one thing that amazes me 2nite, I haven't seen or heard guys eating /care bout ice cream.
When did guys start caring bout petty things...
Is d world coming to an end?!!!

*syns of end tym*

yungEX:

Just kidding I'm a hired killer. I will hunt u and kill you

You cannot kill me, for ma Knight in shining Armour will hunt u down n chop off yo head

RobinHez:
Na...its not my thing
Besides...someone else in the family is already a lawyer

lol oh dats true-Ebayray but u could have been a judge i know you would like to knack dat hammer well well
hold on,if ur still in benin dat means ur crashing at Ebayray's place. How nice is that!;p

Princecalm:


then that means taking you there won't be a bad idea.

Lol, if you wanna take me dere, can you foot da bills for myself n 5 frnds!!!

Ebayray:


You cannot kill me, for ma Knight in shining Armour will hunt u down n chop off yo head

Lol really? That's the best you could come up with?

Vibesking:
Teenagers are usually very foolish!
You talk about the wrong things at the wrong time?
Few weeks back you guys were praying and making vows to God for admission.. Now you've got it, so what next??.
Clearance!
No one is talking about this. .
People that have done theirs ain't saying nothing.
Instead those two mo.rons up there are talking ish about s.x and an artiste that did his clearance years ago.

very unnecessary! Mr man. No one on this thread has cleared. next time, ask if anyone has completed his/her physical clearance before spewing hooey from your thumbs. those who were scheduled to clear today were asked to come tomorrow. you owe this thread an apology.

Ebayray:



It's d institutions copy o jare, girlie

gbagaun,me we do d 1 of individual 6 copys nko,chai *money waste*

Ksslib:

Anyone wey fit pronounce my name, I go personally buy am one bottle of champagne. I no sure say you don hear that kain surname wey dem call for register, three people come outside, plus me four. Cos my name combine all their names together..

Honestly, its no funny. As a grand-father or father, I believe there are other ways to punish your offsprings, not this way. I hear weeen for secondary school no be small. My stupid mouthed classmates crack hilarious jokes with my papa name for school no be small. Immediately new teacher dey call register and he/she reach my number, class go silent. Then when she say number 11, pls stand up and pronounce your class, class go scatter with laugh... haha

I don come to love the name sha. It gives me this unique identity. But that doesn't mean I ll let my lovely late grand father off the hook so easily. Some things still need to explained.

hahahahah! care to tell me this name of yours that contains all the 26 alphabets? hahah!

Astro290:
lol oh dats true-Ebayray but u could have been a judge i know you would like to knack dat hammer well well
hold on,if ur still in benin dat means ur crashing at Ebayray's place. How nice is that!;p

Lolz, will be a Judge o... It ain't hammer, dearie bt a Mace nd Gavel.

How did you know he's at ma place? Wat r u n where did you come from

Babice:
gbagaun,me we do d 1 of individual 6 copys nko,chai *money waste*

Yeah, 1 copy for yourself n 6 institutions copy

RoastedCorn:
no na,who saaid that?


only hall2 and hall3 are used for temporary accomodation,for the previous years ,boys will stay in hall2 while girls in hall3,then when school resaumes fully and ppl have been given hostel spaces,girls will now occupy hall1,2 and half of hall5,then boys hall3,4 and half of hall5

but this year is quite diff or maybr they will soon change them,my guys in school are staying in hall3 and girls in hall2,don't know what's wrong with UNIBEN,




those days in hall2 shaaa

digested! thanks.

Wait, if I had lain in bed and watched my woman tell uninteresting stories about her daily activities, wouldn't it have been better than going out to watch this ball?

Mehn, I de vex........ My friends that are Arsenal fans no go lemme see road again...

After all my braggings in the day, thunder still decided to fire me... Hm.

Ebayray:


Lol, if you wanna take me dere, can you foot da bills for myself n 5 frnds!!!

That's no big deal but just make sure your friends are hard working because they might be employed afterwards

yungEX:
Lol really? That's the best you could come up with?

U hHhhhh, I don't know o. I'll think sha

RobinHez:

Lol. Ok. Il meet u nd Tobeans.

Ebayray:



Abeg wetin b d price of the smallest one?!! E af tay since I went dere

about 400 naira sha.. I dunno oo

Babice:
*syns of end tym*

Lol

Ebayray:



Lolz, will be a Judge o...
It ain't hammer, dearie bt a Mace nd Gavel.


How did you know he's at ma place?
Wat r u n where did you come from

we all know jare. Is he not ur cousin?

Jackossky:
Someone should please educate me on supplementary list



Shout out to the guys
Rey360
Robinhez
Blueto
Ksslib
Pricecalm
Swisscarter
Swagkingdope
Yungex
Creekreporter
Emodee
Yomdaime




And to those I forgot to mention ...
I swear I no get any e-family pass una . .......make una remember me for paradise


Also ..shoutout to those (+clears throat)gurlz
Ebayray
Venus007
Pukka36
Pqute......ooops xowi for the mention




And also to those I forgot to mention
I crest una name for my heart die



See you when I sees u

Mr Godwin10 should be summoned.

EseBosun:
about 400 naira sha.. I dunno oo

bab-ice wil visit mat-ice 2 av som ice-cream

EseBosun:
about 400 naira sha.. I dunno oo

Thanks, babe... I first know say e nr go pass d price range of 350-450

Babice:
bab-ice wil visit mat-ice 2 av som ice-cream

. As ur coursemate. Shey I can have some too?

Ebayray:



Yeah, 1 copy for yourself n 6 institutions copy

hmmm.....................i did ekzakly d reverz,6 copyz 4 maself,1 4 institution.....................tanx anyway dearie

EseBosun:
we all know jare. Is he not ur cousin?

Hmmmm, Kay.
Yuppie, he is

Ebayray:


Hmmmm, Kay.
Yuppie, he is

.

Babice:
hmmm.....................i did ekzakly d reverz,6 copyz 4 maself,1 4 institution.....................tanx anyway dearie

Jeezy!!!! OMG, u could have asked first na on d thread..
Did you do d photocopy at Maingate?.
Uwc anytime, baby

Babice:
bab-ice wil visit mat-ice 2 av som ice-cream

Sounds like Mordecai and Rigby from my favourite cartoon Regular Show

EseBosun:
.

Lol, y did you smile like dat

Princecalm:



that is what happens when a team is over hyped before a match.

No mind them.. They rubbished Arsenal before the match and so hyped Bayern like they are the best. Arsenal were compact at the back midst the dangerous dazzles posed by Douglas.