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buzyguy: Atesunate goe chck urz nao,a guy jst chck hz own and givn 218 dou nt daaat gud sha.

Fynestboi: @atsenuate wats ya score?

adetola31: . Hope u did ur exam well?

Fynestboi: what he mean is dat all of u guys must score above 300

buzyguy: If i hear sae cbt produc more than 10,(300 nd above).chai,me goe start my protest rite frm akure up to garki

Fynestboi: am nt in a haste guy just want to knw if it goes smoothly witout any ish.. Dats all

adetola31: To al d Cbt guys best of luck...

Fynestboi: ... lol u dey make me laff.. So wetn u cum dey tak naaaa

phtemie: abi o..after making mouth say within 30mins it will b out..

Fynestboi: lol dis dibu na mumu despite all d brag result nt yet available..... Na wen wuld it be available?

Fynestboi: I knw dats d way dey wuld do it. dat one na story wetn be ur score or result neva show?

phtemie: Double post

Fynestboi: Hw d questns lyk una dn c d score wetn appen make we knw naaaaaaaa

Fynestboi: guy u write cbt exam

Dr.'Hesjay:
ahh..ur exam far oo...by dat time,i would b @ home oooo.....

As per result,the thing don dey come out oo...buh our Provost(college of health sciences) don talk say make dem no paste our result until afta 2nd semester exam oo...me,ah no knw d reason...
Buh other departments like Geological sciences,chemical sciences,mathematical sciences,bilogical sciences etc have released result....buh chai..ah dey afraid..cos great men dey fall 4 result oo....come c different G.Ps....highest i've seen is 4.70.....
Some pple sef get less than 1.50 n dat one na automatic dismissal ooo

Dr.'Hesjay:
bro,na test 4 here oo...2nd sem exam time table is out tho'...first wk in june tinx ooo

shakur07: I fear for economics aspirants oh

shakur07: Tanx bro ...ma competitors plenty small oh

joseboy199: @Atesunate,wat of biochem.....

emekakelvin: sir atesunate,pls help me check ECONOMICS

thoughtT: @atesunate, could you pls, post d statistics of english language( ui)

shakur07: And dat of pharmacy abeg

Dr.'Hesjay:
Sir Atesunate!,i see ya ooo...longest time...how has things bn??......tests?..exam?...
Can u help me wif statistics for dentistry?

joseboy199: @atesunate,pls n dat of medicine/biochemistry

shakur07: Plz help me to check 36557330JA

Izzyguy: Helo,pal.. Am applying 4 pharmacy too..jst checkd my result dis mornin coz of biometric ish ..fellow pharmacy aspirants plz holla @ ur guy. I gues i hav some catchin up 2 make...kudos 2 Fynestboi nd odas who r kippin d thread alive... We shal all meet in U.I in JESUS NAME!

Fynestboi: Wat we nid naw is statistics.. Abeg who knw hw many student apply 4 law in ui

Fynestboi: ¤¤¤Laugh time¤¤¤

Akpos wanted to get rid of hisnagging and
over demanding girlfriend.
He tried all attempts which did not work out.
One day, an idea flashed into his head.
He logged in to
facebook, browse d into people'sprofile and suceeded in downloading 4
beautiful girls pictures. He printed it out
and wrote R.I.P
with a red ink on each of the pictures. He hid
them in a magazine and
kept it ontop of his tel evision.
On saturday morning, his girlfriend was cleaning the
house and saw the pictures
on the magazine. She
walked up to him.
Girlfriend: Darling!
Akpos: Sweetie, what is it?
Girlfriend: I saw this pictures
on a magazine
at the top of the television,
who are these girls?
Akpos: Oh! Forget about
them, it'snot
important.
Girlfriend: It's important to
me, i need to know please.
Akpos: Ok, this one is
Onome, i met her at a
friend'swedding ­­ . We dated
and wanted to
get married but 2 months before the
wedding, she got involved in a car accident and died.
This one is Ngozi,
we met at Mr
Biggs restaurant in Ughelli, we dated for a
while. One day she was going to Lagos and her car catched fire, she got burnt beyond recognition.
This one is Amanda, she was my
neighbour's daughter who came back from
London where she was
schooling on a visit.
We met and spent a night together. She was involved in Dana Air Plane Crash while
returning to London. Her body was not found.
This one, oh Eloho, her name is Eloho, we
went to visit my Pastor, on our way back, a
truck ran over our Keke Napep, she died
instantly, the driver and i survived.
It was after
her that i met you.
Girlfriend: Met who?
No be me and you o! I
am no longer interested in this relationship,
bye bye.
(She quickly picked up her
bag and took to
her heels)

Fynestboi: bt am nt takng abt UNI am takng abt POLY..

Fynestboi: to make u stand a beta chance distinctn wuld ve been beta.......

Fynestboi: d lnk u post is nt gvng rum 4 registratn pls post beta link.. Thanks