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planetuzor:

UYO! Really, xo u na Akwa-ibom babe, Jexux "obohanwo, Timme Ka ke yem mbakara kiet do,
iniehe si ba mi o"

Anyway me get some parrols to come do their 15th Jan.. Drop ur pin let's relate, I wan go see d handwork of d self acclaimed Best Govnor in Road Construction in Person of Akpabio. Being d state dats the second highest Federal Allocation Receiver, With d second Largest Oil block. U jst can't do without visiting such a place. I even hear say money full dier but dem pple weh dey live there nor no how to spend am. So we wan come Spy, Observe and Analyse how best we go take come collect their money small

Forget not to PM me Thou bbPin, thou 2go Pin, or Thou Whatsapp number Lest thou Shalt forget and be Punished for it or better still dropeth it on d thread if ya minded . - king James version..

Am at Akwa Ibom, Lasgidi is too far.
I miz d opportunity of seeing u guys again

planetuzor: INTRODUCING

NL Uniben Thread "Active Members" Lagos Resident Branch (DE and UME) End of the Year Beach/Pool side Get-Together Party.. Happening on the 28th

Expected Attendance:
Planetuzor
Adex
Temicare
Mgcleo
Tee-girl
Anthena
Odizeey
Lamuel
Omodave
Wrestlemania
Jennie (distance things)
Storm (distance is a barrier )
Omorave(na distance palava)
Sanguine (distance things)
Theprof (war locatn du u rep)
RationalMind (war locatn do u rep)
Ancelloty (distance things)
And every other Monikers that will be present
_______________(fill in d gap if I didn't mention urs nd u stay in Lag and re-tweet, sorry repost! )

Na waoh! Bros u harsh o

Toprank: What is your pride frustrated souls! Instead of posting relevant informations that relate to your academic pursuits and progress,some of you have turned comedians,wooers of women that you have not even met and vain boasters of positions that you are yet to attain. Imagine somebody asking asking at this time when they are to resume when it has long been announced by uniben's management as 17 february 2014. Some of you have nothing doing with tertiary education you are only been forced by your parents...shame on you all.

Did I hear u say commitee!
D same committee that was set up on d removal of fuel subsidy, that can't account 4 d money or even give us d refinery d promised in a year.

Ken excel:
Yea u av a point...bt am nt sure day can embezzle d money dis time around cox fg has set up a committee to look it d disbursement and also hw d money is to be spent....

Tanx dear...

STORM2:
Well....atleast he died peacefully...and he lived long..95yrs no be joke. God blessed him with extra yrs for the 20+ yrs taken from him. #RIP Madiba

@Athena welcome back...we missed u

[/b] PLANETUZOR[b],
see as u leave me here alone.
Crying seriously o!
head down,
Usin my leggedis Benz
Out of dis place

Hahaha... Bros u no go kill me o.

planetuzor: Lwkmd!

Who amongs us here never Giraffed or carried expo(a.k.a masquerade, aka dnt stress d brain)during exams in our secondary days Should please raise up his or her Hand. .

I remember my days in oo, I had some seat partners that where expo and giraffing lords. Their middle name na Gbeshehwole(carrywork enter).. I had them in different categories, there are some that are good in stretching their neck to copy the answers of another student four rows away from ours seats. How he does it nobody knows but that guy can copy anything without editing or using his own terms . I also have another seat mate, the guy will copy u from the beginning to the end and score more than u , we go they wonder whether na witch him they use aby na jazz. Until we discovered he had the most neatest handwriting, and he copies ur work systematical so that if at anypoint u make a mistake and cancel any part of ur writings his always lucky not to have written it yet. That guy eerh, very badt boi..

Some of my unforgettable experience, was a particular day like that, we were to right a test or an exam, everyone of us hated our chemistry teacher because she doesn't teach well
she go just come class find an excuse to give everybody punishment, and her punishment is jst too bad, if she's decides to be mean she would ask us to right in a 60leaves book using blue, black and red biro to right "I will not do so so so and so again". So u will right those words repeatedly using those different biros according to each line till u finish the 60leaves. That means first line, blue biro, second line - red biro, third line black biro, repeatedly till a whole 60leaves finish withing 2days.. So we all disliked her.. If she wants to be wicked she will ask u to come kneel down in the teachers staff room where different teacher go come in see u they kneel down without question them go give u cain as testing for back, another one go come in once they see u kneeling down and raising ur hands up the next tin u go hear na "stubborn student, u cannot come and kill us here why ur parents are sleeping at home, next tin na cain for ur back . Nobody wishes to go and kneel down in Staff room. Though we students too were so stubborn that our teachers they always get PANADOL for their Tables .....

So on this faithful day, we were to write an exam and as the tradition is once its exam time all ur bags and everything must be put away from you to the front of the class.. So we all settle down ready to write the exam, the teachers went round making sure no one had any bag or anything that could implicate them. So we commenced writing, within few minutes an an external aby na Inspector came in with a loud voice and said "If u know u have anything on u that could implicate, this is ur last chance to bring it out, hmmm the class just gentle, silence was everywhr. The man repeated himself, "if you have anything with u that could implicate u bring it out now before we start searching u individually and If you are caught u will be expelled from this sch.. Mehn see as bois n girl just start to they throw smal small sheet of paper and keypoints those small portable keypoint. After that there was calm, everyone settle then the Man came in Again and said "this is ur Last chance to drop whatever could Implicate u " all of a Sudden we just heard something being thrown from the backseat And it Landed in the Front with a Loud Noise (Gboaaaaaarh) like a bomb and to our surprised someone had Just thrown "Ababio" (the Biggest Text Book in the whole of SS3 science class ). We all Busted into Laughter as the Textbook was thrown to d front, as big as it is, someone had the guts to bring it in.

Hahaha... I no run o.

planetuzor:

Runaway babe!

Yes dear.
Anti_Apartheid Icon, Nelson Mandela is dead.
RIP MANDELA.

STORM2: Guys, i just read in vanguard news paper that Nelson Mandela is dead

GOOD MORNING FRIENDS!

PLANETUZOR am so happy 4 you, Congratz dear.

HUMBLESERVANT, Happy Birthdate!!!

And to Everybody, GOOD EVENING!

I will b back when I get a phone. For now, bye till further notice.

Thanx gal. Yea, u said it and it helped me 2 b optimistic

STORM2:
*alanta moment*
Told ya
Congrats love....


Na wa o.....I dunno what to say again...u scored 79 na abi? Hahahaha abi is the confusion intentional? Should we just wait for unibens website or what?

Y na!
Storm am so sad that you didn't make it. Wel, God knows best. I lyk d way u are taking it. Is not easy but lyf goes on.

I called u yesterday but your phone was off! I will call u later in the day

Thank Sugmad(God) I have been offered admission to study Mass Communication.

Congrats to all who be been offered admission and good luck to those who ve not checked their status.

Dr Storm I c u! Finally d ban is lifted

I scored 60%. Mass communication.

Oga Lemeul I guess u r the highest here. Congrat dear!

Hahaha... Plantain!
u will end up marrying your daughter.

planetuzor: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY Ma
DAUGHTER.

FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITTING AND
IN BLOCK LETTERS.

I, _______________ , hereby apply to marry your
daughter Sir.

I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions
honestly.

1. Do you go to church/mosque? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.

If your answer to any of the above questions
was NO, do not continue. Leave my house
and don't look back. If all your answers were
YES, then continue.

1. In 50 words or more, describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_______________ _____ _______________ _____

2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you
can give respect to your father in-law or
mother in-law.

3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need
money for my hair-style at the saloon", what
would you answer? _______________ _____
_______________ _____

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_______________ _____ _______________ _____

5. What does the term 'good husband' mean
to you? _______________ _____ ______________

Submit Ur Answer Script Using the Question Paper to Cover it. U must not go with the question paper!

Hahaha... Congrats Jenni_angel99! Jenni_angel100!! Jenni_angel101!!!

Jenni_angel: Wow! First to post on page 101, i too much. Wer is athena 101? I don colect ur name o. My new name is jenni 101(f)

Babe abeg no even think am. I need dat result out as soon as possible o

STORM2:
YES!!!! Cos this one that non acada staff are joining strike its either now or...till next year

Hahaha... Plantain!

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[Athena 101(f)


She still has d guts to watch.. Don't u knw ya committing Lookery.

PLANETUZOR
Am not d shy type; am bold and courageous. Ask Storm, I gave genuine reason. Wel, as you wrote earlier, we will meet.

Am happy you are here now cos I really missed u on NL.

Definitely

omodave:

Wow. ok then we meet on matric
day

First of all I did know abt the meeting, it was Immediately after my examz, I called storm and she informed me abt it. Wel, I didn't know my way around and I was already in d guess house.

secondly, I was to visit my aunty @ okhokhugbo, so I had to leave as soon as cos i had no time. i thought of coming there with a taxi to at least say hi but to my surprise storm got back before I left the house.

so, I missed. I really wanted to c everybody especially plantain... Sorry!

omodave:

hey babe u didnt show up in our meeting on saturday after the exam what happened?

Hey gal u were cool too! We all enjoyed each other's company. We were like three good sisters under a roof. U gals were like the sisters I Neva had.
Thanks a lot.

STORM2: Okay! This is a shout out to the one and only athena101 and jennifer..(Quiet babe u know yaself)
Staying with u guys in the guest house was so so awesome! U guys were just a pleasure to be around. Thank u for being such cool awesome chicks. And thank God for journey mercies...#big hug#
Thanks....

Hahaha... Sorry gal! Was it Big Joe transport?

I was so lucky to get a very good vehicle, seat and driver.

STORM2: Na wa o! First of all I'm home...safely...lol
GIST/COMPLAINT::::::::
Our driver was mad oh!
He was ROUGH! And to make matters worse he was razz (fake timaya looking tinz)
On our way we met a soldier checking point ..and because of drivers appearance the soldier said he would keep us there for 4hrs
Okay oh! That's how 30mins went ....enough begging.
Then journey continued and driver was too busy adjusting his sunglasses to hold steering well (james bond tinz)
He almost ran into a truck, almost hit a jeep from back, almost ran over a bike man...nna eh
I'm so glad I'm home oh....pls if u see timaya looking driver no enter bus oh hian!
@jenni shey u're home now?
@all...welcome back...

Hahaha... Me 2

omodave: Miss Athena i see ye....

Hahaha... Catch who!
plantain ... Plantation ooo
sorry Plan wetin sef... Ok now I get it
PLANETUZOR

planetuzor: Anthena aby na athena: I heard what u said o........make ar catch u first!!! on ma way....#Friday things.Gods Willing

Babe I slept early 2. 4 now just reading all d post I missed reading on Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

STORM2: Athena! Omodave! Success!! I dey see una oh! Go sleep na!! Exam don finish hahahaha....

Finally am in Benin. Thank God

me 2

Success_born: We go dey see na. On my way already. #hugs and kisses

Sorry dear! Be strong.
God is ur strength.

QuestC: Doctor STORM2, I dey oo...you have rightly observed my conspicuous absence on this thread. I was actually involved in an accident and the doctors had conjectured that it will keep me out of this exam. However, by the grace of God, I am recuperating. I shall register online today. Whether the devil likes it or not, I must sit for the exam.

The moment I saw your post... my spirit was lifted. No doubt, you ostensibly have a big heart! Please, do accept my profound gratitude for your inspiring concern.

May I wish you and every other person that shall be travelling for this exam a smooth and safe journey to and fro, as well as exceptional success in our post-DE exam!