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adeniyi3971:
i just printed mine

msbbash:
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I have tried it this morning ,is still writing the same thing ....

delectablegyal:
@my age, I'm still a virgin, na wa oh.

Dem say sex dey sweet, I nvr taste am. Body no be firewood na why sex dey hungry me bt I no fit just do am.


Shout out to the non virgins. I heard dat one wey una dey use ice cream do, I hear say na dat one sweet pass.

delectablegyal:
@my age, I'm still a virgin, na wa oh.

Dem say sex dey sweet, I nvr taste am. Body no be firewood na why sex dey hungry me bt I no fit just do am.


Shout out to the non virgins. I heard dat one wey una dey use ice cream do, I hear say na dat one sweet pass.

proxillin:
I met this lady on a social app. She friend-zoned me for some 3 months though I made her realize my intention.

She keeps disturbing me with lengthy chats. She can chat for 24 hours. And that alone was getting on my nerves, that I started snubbing her on chat. I only respond once in a while.

I think she noticed it, she changed her tactics and started flirting..talking dirty and sending me funny pictures of her.

I took it as an invitation, so I brought up the issue of dating again. She said we should meet and discuss it.

We set a date for the date. In the morning of the set date, on whatsap she told me she is coming with a friend of her. I thought she feared for her security and was trying to play safe...I agreed they should come together.

We went to Cumbaland (Indian restaurant)...chop all the choppables (Chop my money). We still continued the discussion, she ended up not giving me any tangible answer.

2 weeks later, she said the weekend will be boring for her, she will be home alone, she said she wants to come to my house. Chaii my head bounced. I was like chaii...this is the opportunity.... On the Saturday morning when I went out to pick her at the bus stop close to my house, I saw a lady beside her, I thought the lady was just a passerby...to found out she was the same friend she brought on the first day (her makeup confused me). They came, I ran my generator for 8 ours they spent with me glued to my DSTV watching telemondo/MTV. She wouldnt even talk to me.

I later invited her to my inner room where I made my move, she refused and started cursing. So I dont want it to turn to a rape scenario, I let her go.

Later on whatsap, I asked why she keeps bringing her friend, she said she cant go anywhere without her.

I said OK...This bad thought just came to my mind. I knew I had nothing to loose again. I have spent already (thats a loss on its own). Nothing can be worse.

So I intentionally invited her over to my house this time...as usual she brought her friend which was part of my plan.

When opportunity presented itself, I collected her friends number. I took a risk, I told her not to tell my girl. To my dismay she cooperated with me, I pinged her on whatsap, she responded and we started flowing just neutrally.

The next time we agreed to go to the beach. I was very surprised to see this girl dressed sexily, even over dressed more than my girl. My eyes stayed glued on her that my girl nearly caught me. May be she did, may be not.

In the night I buzzed her and I told her how sexy she was that day. I told her I felt like kissing and foundling her that day.

She said "you should have done it in front of your girl" jokingly.

I said "Do you know my girl doesnt stop us", she said "Hmmmm"

Shockingly she said "I know there is nothing between you guys"

I was shocked. So my girl told her friend she had nothing for me.

I told the lady, why is she doing this to me? She hasnt given me any answer and when I make any move, she bark like dog. What does she want, shes confusing me....

In short, na so her friend agreed to come to my house alone ooo. It was on a rainy Saturday. She barely enters my house when we started the "You know what " (close your eyes).

I was at my office one day when I saw pings...my girl started blasting...

Why are men like this?
You are a dog
You are not different from others..
Men will always be men ...blah blah blah..

So if u want to date someone, its my friend that you think its right for you to date. You cheated with my friend.

I said "Madam, Let me ask you a question".

"Were we dating?"

She said "No"

I said "So whats your definition of cheating?"

She said "but u have been disturbing me for a while now"

I said "For a while? ooh and you are proud of that? And have you given me any tangible answer?"

She said "why are you impatient?"

I just told her to get a lawyer...she cursed and changed DP to funny images about guys...U know what they do na...

I found out that she read her friends whatsap chat and got to know we were fckng.

Guys....Am i really at fault?

Did I betray her?

lalasticlala:
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bolaji3071:
The prob is dat i didnt do further maths in my o-level. And i dnt no if it is required in d o-level requirements.

tolaxin:
could there be any penalty for a mis-entered waec registration number? I entered 4580761090 instead of 4280761090.

bolaji3071:
Thanks for your reply. Bt pls wat course can i choose with dis my jamb combo chem, maths, eng & physics /it doesnt matter? Since i didnt choose dem in jamb.

Can it go for Chemistry.

bolaji3071:
Please can i also aply for the post jamb without choosing dem? Need help urgently. And how much is it.

Fieryblaze:
To the Aspirants!!! I'm at it again, If u were an aspirant last year(whch i hope u ain't) You wud knw of Next Generations", The WhatsApp group created to cater for the informative and academic needs of the aspirants. To be a part of this just drop your number as a comment or Add me up den send me a mssg. 07069562947...... That's ma number!!!

eniolaamoda:
Madam spare us d poo Pls did u follow such path too If not don't advice such Wait till u marry ko Wait till u marry ni

abolarinwa123:
I'm aspiring for medicine and surgery i didnt choose lasu I scored 248 in jamb,what is my chance? Can i obtain lasu form?

shollarey:
Can i choose medicine in lasu putme without choosing lasu in jamb

eniolaamoda:
Please I greet you all
I really need information on how to apply for lasu direct ENTry
I need detailed steps on the procedures

1. Am I to submit any transcript or document to any building in lasu for the de

2. Am I go in to write post utme with jambites

Pls I need all info concerning the lasu direct ENTry process

You can also add me on WhatsApp on 08180712474

Cc atogirl pls help and everyone who can elp

Brannyslim:
yuppie

UniqueGem:
Hey!! Are you on all?

smartdave1:
I'd loved to join one, but my phone...... ..... My phone doesn't support whatsapp.

smartdave1:
Na small small o.

larhnrey:
Does lasu cutoff mark is 180?

kingjms010:
Jez lyk many oda ppl on diz thread, I also stumbled upon diz thread accidentally and av been followin it closely in d little way I can..I av read and saw with my eyes satisfactory motivations...to pursue ur dream course.. I av always loved d idea of a career in medicine since I was young... I'm also an aspiring student, and I know dat by Jehovah's willing, I will be bkom one, currently studying pure and applied biology at LAUTECH Ogbomoso at 100 level.... pls sirs, I want to ask if it will be a wise move to write jamb next year or simply go on wif dis programme, den go for direct entry? and also, as a Yoruba guy from Oyo state, do I also av d chance of gaining admission into d south-eastern universities of Nigeria as any of thr indigene candidates upon my choosing dem in Jamb? I really am a talkative...it is the excitement I guess

mart6ix:
OK that's fine, hopefully they allow ppl who didn't choose them in jamb write their p-utme, and you didn't answer other questions

Fieryblaze:
To the Aspirants!!! I'm at it again, If u were an aspirant last year(whch i hope u ain't) You wud knw of Next Generations", The WhatsApp group created to cater for the informative and academic needs of the aspirants. To be a part of this just drop your number as a comment or Add me up den send me a mssg. 07069562947...... That's ma number!!!

mart6ix:
Pls, I am wondering if there is still change of course form, I had 222 in jamb and I want to do psychology, I chose Aaua but lately my parents wants me to go to lasu instead, so can I still get a change of course form or rather if she(lasu) would allow me write her p-utme without choosing her.. and my jamb combination never included maths, would I do maths in the p-utme exercise??.. awaiting your reply

Sammyjay4411:
Hi everyone Add 08171327780 for Lasu Watsapp Group chat.

Ovytee:
add 07019253319 to join a whatsapp group for lasu aspirants