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messi, dangote, goodluck jonathan, pope and a school girl were in a plane when d pilot announced that due to some techical issues d plane is abt to crash and in d passengers cabin there were only 4 parachutes, so messi nw stood up and said u knw am d best footballer in d world so i cant die now, and he took one parachute and jumped, dangote stood up and said u knw am d richest man in africa so i cant die now so he took one and jump, Goodluck Jonathan nw stood up an said u knw am d smartest president in d world so i cant die nw an he took one and jumped, den d pope nw said to d school gurl my daughter u are till young and u have alot of tins to live for, take d last parachute and go i will crash with the plane,she replied, bt dia are still two parachutes,d pope asked hw manage, she replied Goodluck jonathan took my school bag and jumped

a plane was transporting mad men to another hospital and the were busy making all kinds of noise in the plane and one of dem came and met the pilot dat he wants to learn hw to fly a plane and the pilot told him dat if he can make all his friends keep quiet he will teach him hw to fly, the mad man now went back to the passengers cabin after a few minutes he cameback and everywhere was quiet, he said oya my friends are teach me how to fly, the pilot now asked him what he did to make his friends keep quiet he said, 'i told them to go and play outside'