U Don shit for church............Oga u Don mess up!

Lol He's clearly not happy.

Carry On Sir

Sai Baba

i smell front-page because Lala too like snake.

dis kind thing dey make me fex

OK, lala abeg package am go front-page

Madness

Tactically astute Italy are set to take on unbeaten Germany in a fiesty quarter-final encounter of the Euro 2016 at Bordeaux.
This game is the final that was meant to be but won’t be. The two most impressive teams in the tournament are meeting far too early for the neutral’s liking, but it promises to be a delectable encounter nonetheless. Germany have built up a groundswell of momentum after a shaky start, Mario Gomez and Joshua Kimmich filling erstwhile worrying voids and Julian Draxler impressing with his dazzling moves down the left. With a clean bill of health and an infallible defense so far, they will be hoping to go all the way to the final and complete the World Cup-Euro double that they feel this golden generation deserves.
Italy, too would go into this game with a positive frame of mind after some impressive performances in France. Antonio Conte’s well- drilled unit have performed well against higher ranked opposition, something they displayed spectacularly while putting Spain to the sword with power and panache. They have the added psychological advantage of never losing to the Germans in a major footballing tournament. However, injury worries over Daniele De Rossi and Antonio Candreva on top of a suspension to Thiago Motta may throw a spanner in Conte’s works.


FACT: √ Italy have never lost to Germany/West Germany in eight competitive meetings.
√ Daniele De Rossi a big injury doubt for Italy; Germany are at full strength.
√ Antonio Conte calls for another "extraordinary" display; Joachim Löw confident but cautious.
√ Eleven n Italy players a booking from a ban, including Leonardo Bonucci and Giorgio Chiellini.
√ The winners meet either France or Iceland in the Marseille semi-final on 7 July.
POSSIBLE LINEUP:
GERMANY: Neuer; Kimmich, Boateng, Hummels, Höwedes; Kroos, Khedira; Müller, Özil, Draxler; Gomez.
Out: none Doubtful: none Misses next match if booked: Boateng, Hummels, Khedira, Kimmich, Özil

ITALY: Buffon; Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini; Florenzi, Sturaro, Parolo, Giaccherini, De Sciglio; Pellè, Éder.
Out: Candreva (adductor), Thiago Motta (suspended) Doubtful: De Rossi (thigh, could play) Misses next match if booked: Barzagli, Bonucci, Buffon, Chiellini, De Rossi, De Sciglio, Éder, Insigne, Pellè, Sirigu, Zaza
cc Lalasticlala

Good luck fatty

niyot124:
Omg! This is so cool
Falz the bahd guy

#no1Crush

@Simi - go fight you oh!!!

wilsonreuben:


And what about the idiot that was taking pictures?

If he doesn't do that, how can you know about...

I swear, you won't even go closer to the flame........ they tried to rescue her, but the car exploded.

sam4eva777:
it is a gross disrespect of the dead and highly unnecessary to stand in a road accident and take pictures of the dead and proceed to share it on social media.

If it were your loved one, would you stand unconcerned by the side to take pictures and hurriedly share it? Well, God forbid, what if it were you that was involved in a gory accident would you want pictures of your naked and damaged body to be shared countless times all around the nation for mere spectacle.

we are now concerned to trend online at the expense of grieving persons' sorrows. What is the purpose of sharing such pictures? does it help identify the accident victims? it's actually a distraction to the rescue workers, of which these jobless 'camera men/women' should be a part of.

it's painful to come online and see the gory and disheartening pictures of how a loved one suffered and died a painful death; painful reminders that would always be online, due to the thoughtless actions of some persons priviledged with phones that possess abilities to take pictures.

Currently, Qatar and Germany has banned and criminalized the taking of pictures and videos at accident sites.

let's help discourage this distasteful act. we can report accidents without sharing the gory pictures of the painfully dead online. Let's respect the dead and the grieving hearts of bereaved family members.

Bro, according to an eye witness....the car exploded at once.

An accident happened in Mbiokporo Nsit in Nsit Ibom Local Government of Akwa Ibom State,where two live was lost involving a young boy who was returning from school as at 3pm yesterday.

the driver and the front sit passenger where able to escape while the female unknown Corp member couldn't escape and she was burnt.

Endtime unboxing of phone on top of Aloe Vera

flexyfit:
yes for both question....cos I desire him...n since he has not done anything with my friends yet...

what if he moizx ur friend?

Message to NDA

@NDA: they said that won't leave Niger Delta oh

Reply: don't worry......they think we're joking,by the time we finish everything,nobody will tell them to go.

erusen:
that girl in the middle of those twins is f*cking pretty

she resemble my GF

menstrualpad:
Both stories are inconsistent

Just like APC government.

leke12:
Yorubas are not cowards, they will only go extremely violence for a good cause not unlike others who can do anything for religion and our oil.

point of correction.........the oil belongs to Niger Delta and not the Yorubas

mrkayusfit:
Niger Delta Avengers are Terrorists. I know you people are on nairaland but your plan to hold Nigeria to ransom will fail. Ask shekau your mentor, he did more than this before been sent into oblivion by the Nigerian state. Nnamdi kanu your oga will rot in jail and none of your evil demands will be met. I blame the media for giving you fools undeserved attention. May God punish Avengers and their supporters.

Who knows if you're not a Terrorist?

How can it be one Nigeria............when the Southerners are being murdered?
Muslim = violence / terrorist

davodyguy:


Stop trying the might of the NAF

@NAF: can't even strike the Boko Boys...... ... not to talk about the ever active @NDA

perryy:


Not a direct America attack. But losss of sympathy should they start killing innocent people like terrorists. Soldiers are innocent till they draw the first blood. So ,attack on soldiers is an attack on innocent souls.

@NDA: attacks pipelines............not humans
#OneND

davodyguy:


If you can't dialogue after being invited, then you are a criminal

I'm also angry with the government cos I spend 40,000 naira in May, 2016 on buying fuel. Should I start destroying government properties?

Buhari is not ready to dialogue with anybody...........he wants it, the hard way so shall it be!
even if he deploys thousand of soldiers to Niger Delta

Booooooooom!!!!!! Boooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!

davodyguy:


I'm telling you they are not fighting for anyone apart from themselves. How do I know this?
When Asari, boyloaf, Tompolo started as soon as the military handed over power to OBJ, people thought there were serious. When Year adua and Jonathan offered them billions of Naira, they abandoned the struggle and enriched themselves.

Asari went to Benin country to establish a university. Why can he site it in the ND?

They are all criminals

@NDA vision may be different from others...............Tompolo is a criminal that's why he's a wanted man.

davodyguy:


Do you have a brain at all?

Your avengers are clowns and jokers.
Let them attack Chevron staff and they'll be dead and buried
Obama Vows to Protect Americans, Provide Humanitarian Aid in Iraq

That's your imagination............they are sensible guys, that are agitating for something, which is a Sovereign state, so why will America attack ND just for the militant?

@NDA reasons like Humans not like animals Boko Haram who doesn't even know what they're fighting for!

davodyguy:
Story

These guys are cowards and criminals.

I'm just waiting for them to bring down a plane and they'll be automatically declared a terrorist group.

No one group of criminals can defeat a government in power.
Chevron is an American company. Let the avengers kill Americans and see whether Obama would a and troops or not.

This matter with NDA is still a child's play.

They know the implications of declaring war against the military, hence they're very cautious.

Boko haram is a world acknowledged terrorist group, hence the world is fighting them. Nigerian troops, Cameroonian and Niger troops as well. By the time Avengers start killing people, then there would be complete massacre in the ND.

They can continue to fight pipelines, but when they face human beings like boko haram, their end comes

SHUT UP

I can't find the dead bodies oh!
Lalasticlala abeg gimme torch

Niger Delta Pipeline Bombing Church