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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Law Student Jumps To Her Death During A Show by AudioMonkeyNg: 3:52pm On May 04, 2017
Lie fabricated by the school management, I am a 200lvl student in Ui. ..debby was a good friend.. .i spoke to her best friend who followed her to uch on the morning of her death.....After the party and the dancing she was feeling abit dizzy and she went to The tap In the hall to run water over her head....not too long After that she collapsed and was rushed to the school clinic before being transferred to UCH.. .it was not a suicide.. .that is fucking bullshit.. .are these people so insensitive as to how the friends and family of this young lady would feel?. ...and to those who don't know better than to start judging and talking shit "she took drugs" "The boy killed her" ...yall are not saints.. ..a person just lost her life quit judging.. .these last two days have been the Worst I've had in years ....and to now paint her death like she committed suicide.. .that's extremely insensitive and wicked
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by AudioMonkeyNg: 2:01pm On Nov 29, 2016
williamsjay49:
Hi
requirements 11
What did UI meant by File with tag?
Did they mean those clearance documents should be put into those translucent office files?
Or is there something else I am missing...
Cheers
Williams. J
get a white file that has a tag, the type they use in offices, you will use this to arrange all your documents during clearance
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by AudioMonkeyNg: 1:35pm On Nov 29, 2016
Congrats to everyone who's been offered admission to The best university in Nigeria, Ui..... if you're an Afasite (faculty of arts) and you need info, feel free to hit me up on whatsapp, also if you have general questions about the school, Different halls of residence ,general info, etc you can message me congrats once again, most especially if you get accomodation in the greatest hall of residence, NNAMDI AZIKIWE HALL .....im Tumi, Ibadan school of history (history department) .........whatsapp. ...08146797424
Education / Re: OAU Management Announces Indefinite Strike on Orisun FM by AudioMonkeyNg: 9:55pm On Jun 27, 2016
chai great ife so sad ....this school is so unstable!!!.... I wouldn't advice anyone to go there, not even up to a month after such a long break another strike ...unfortunate that this is supposed to be one of our best. Nigerians need to stand up and focus on the fg that is allocating peanuts to the educational sector ! management cannot turn their self to salary to pay staff!!
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by AudioMonkeyNg: 5:03pm On Apr 13, 2016
You might be reading last year's past question which is OK, but they might still change it this year so it isn't a Verified thing, and also ui doesn't release their questions after exams
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by AudioMonkeyNg: 4:51pm On Apr 13, 2016
University of ibadan is yet to upload their past questions on their site, doesn't make sense to carry one past question here and say it's "university of ibadans official past question" when it's not....if you want to advertise past questions do so, but don't be misleading people and giving false information because you want to advertise your product, when the times right they will upload past questions on your portal based on your combination, like they did last year
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by AudioMonkeyNg: 2:38am On Apr 13, 2016
emmyw:
[size=24pt]Download University Of Ibadan, UI Post UTME Practice Questions And Answers Here>>>>[/size] http://www.ngschoolz.com/download-university-of-ibadan-ui-post-utme-practice-questions-and-answers/
rubbish
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by AudioMonkeyNg: 8:44pm On Apr 11, 2016
[quote author=fflamingo post=44576954][/quote]English is just the same way you did it in jamb, but they ask a lot of them grammatical names and functions so make sure you have that covered and types of sentences, spelling etc......just cover your whole utme syllabus and you're good to go
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by AudioMonkeyNg: 10:52pm On Apr 10, 2016
butanep:


Thanks Brother. Do you mean there is no hard copy past questions to study before the registration for post ume?
I need to see the pattern and ways they set their questions. I applied for medicine.
ui hasn't released any of their exam questions for students to take after exams in the past, when post ume is near they will put their questions on your portal ....the only way anyone could have any past question is if they photocopied the questions they printed from the previous year on their portal and that might not be the questions they want u to use for this year so that's why I said chill till they put the questions on your portal
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by AudioMonkeyNg: 2:32pm On Apr 10, 2016
DrSage:
An official whatsapp group has been created for that purpose. U could drop ur number to get added
all right! 09055845785 07084438506
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by AudioMonkeyNg: 2:08pm On Apr 10, 2016
Hello guys, I'm trying to create a what's app group for ui aspirants. please drop your numbers so we can share information that will be helpful
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by AudioMonkeyNg: 1:39pm On Apr 10, 2016
thasquirrie:
Cassyrooy, PrinceCee fellow zikites where be your room make we meet na. All of una just disappear from here
me self be zikite oh, b block
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by AudioMonkeyNg: 9:00am On Apr 10, 2016
Please disregard any human being telling you about some ui post ume past question, when the post ume is near and you're registering they will upload the post ume practice questions that you will download from your portal for free, some of these people will ask you for money to give you uis past question they are scammers. for now keep on studying your jamb syllabus and for art students read wide, for literature especially ui asks recommended texts from older years and poems so get books that have been used before like all those "our husband has gone mad again" etc etc they weren't in my recommended text for last year but when I got to the exam hall they came out, that thing affected me badly, originally I applied for law but couldn't make it anymore cause of that literature so please read books and get their analysis...also poems from wole soyinka came out so read wide for literature
Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by AudioMonkeyNg: 8:47am On Apr 10, 2016
Haryoade:
hello..ah applied for medical labouratory science buh am using neco and ma jamb score is 204,..shey am good to go? and what score must i attain to get admitted in ui?
all you need to be able to be qualified for UIs post ume is to get above 200 in jamb the post ume is the main thing you should be aiming for like 75 in that exam. Cause uis cut offs are usually high, so if at all you don't get 75 you would still get something like 70 which is OK for you but medical laboratory science its usually 50-60, but more and more people are applying for ui yearly so it's only natural the cut offs would be higher about 33000 applied last year but they didn't take up to 4000, not trying to scare you all but just wanna let you know what you're in for so you will prepare well

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Education / Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by AudioMonkeyNg: 8:39am On Apr 10, 2016
Hello to all the ui aspirants! I trust that you all are studying hard, to enter the university of ibadan na war oh!! Anyone applying to the faculty of arts needing info can hit me up on bbm n whatsapp 2ABB1AC9 ,09055845785, 07084438506 .....Dada ,100lvl dept of history
Education / Protest At University Of Ibadan by AudioMonkeyNg: 12:11pm On Mar 05, 2016
We the students of the university of ibadan don tire for the poor power supply we have been facing since resumption on the 13th of February 2016 and today the sug president is leading a peaceful protest and shutting down the school gates until we see reasonable improvements tongue
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by AudioMonkeyNg: 2:30pm On Feb 21, 2016
Abegg anyone up here in faculty of arts/history/freshmen group add me up on the what'sapp group....lost ma other line. Nu one - 09055845785 ....or if you're just in arts drop ya WhatsApp have some questions....peace
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by AudioMonkeyNg: 10:12am On Feb 12, 2016
cool ;DThey gave me the roomm applied for in zik!! block b..... 2nd floor
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by AudioMonkeyNg: 2:38pm On Feb 10, 2016
cassyrooy:
Hmm! You think so? payment was never stressful to a lotta folks or maybe its just you undecided undecided
I stood for four hours at the micro finance bank yesterday when I wanted to pay my fees men I was beyond exhausted
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by AudioMonkeyNg: 2:13pm On Feb 10, 2016
This payment of fees and accomodation has been the most stressful thing ever and the xray!!! Cue everysingle place! If you havnt registered yet I pirriy you lipsrsealed
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by AudioMonkeyNg: 11:18am On Jan 30, 2016
Please who can tell me the best block in zik hall .....and like what floor to choose? Lol please help
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by AudioMonkeyNg: 11:45am On Jan 26, 2016
Biko oh why dem dey do urine test?.....this some kinda drug test or something? Make school doctor no go see weed for my urine o
Taylor184:
How many of you carefully counted nine stones along side your tooth, threw it on the roof in anticipation of a new permanent tooth that year??

How many of you took your time to count olomo wewe biscuits (speedy,digestive, coconut) before eating that year??

If all these were done by you, then you can endure the tasks ahead of you in the prestigious University of Ibadan.

I welcome you all(freshmen) to the Premier University, the first and the best.


➡ Medicals:

This includes all the tests you would do. Urine, eye test(garri drinkers), height&weight, etc etc. The earlier you get to the venue, the better. Don't be surprised when you get to the venue at 5:45a.m and you find upto 50names written on the list already. Lol

➡ School fees/Accommodation fees payment:

Ehen, here is one big deal. How many ears do you have? I know its two, so biko, pay attention *smiles
All you need do is log into your portal, print your payment advice and proceed to the bank. DON'T give one brother abi sister you don't know to help you pay o, we've had cases of students who 'gullibly' gave out their money to people they don't know to help them pay. On NO occasions should this happen. Thank you.


➡ Hall Clearance:

All you need do will be communicated to you at your different halls of residence.
Requirements differs from hall to hall sha. Ranging from hall dues to passport to Authority to pay(you remember that abi)


➡ KDL Registration:

Ensure you do it. It's Kenneth Dike Library. Failure to do so, you won't be able to read there and so on.

➡ GES Registration:
Hmmm, this one ehn, it is the long queue that is always annoying. You'll queue up to buy textbook, queue up to sign course form again. O ga oo


➡ Course Registration(hmmm)
It is important you do it. You won't even need to be told. Sha don't be too forward to pick one course because Bola your friend did. And make sure you're ready to queue up for hours sha. Na so so queue queue queue dy U.I

➡ Departmental Registration/Clearance: This should be quite easy, after you must've signed all courses. But don't forget, you still have to queue up

➡ Faculty Registration: This should be quite easy also but you'll queue up again. Lolz

Even for food sef, we still dy queue up.
Welcome to the FIRST AND THE BEST.

Yours truly,
Raheem Hammed
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#Team Raheem
#UISU '16
#08100866185

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by AudioMonkeyNg: 11:40am On Jan 26, 2016
Na men
Ofatfoed:

have u done ur xray?
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by AudioMonkeyNg: 2:50am On Jan 26, 2016
Akejuolusegun:
can someone tell me special things about ZIK
my sisters,both whom have graduated from ui were in shock when I told them I got zik halll yesterday ahahahaha,they said its a very notorious hall, lots of noise,aroism,smoking of weed,werey werey,sturborness ....even said some strange things happen there like some girls live in zik with their bf's or something like that.....lol...its like the best male hostel sha...deff the livest and the guys here have more freedom unlike other hostels like melambi where they are very strict with rules and all that so if you're in zik be happy,its an interesting place.....
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by AudioMonkeyNg: 2:33am On Jan 26, 2016
[quote author=misspresident post=42321215]

dunno
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by AudioMonkeyNg: 2:23am On Jan 26, 2016
Ofatfoed:
i've just seen my hall! how's Nnamdi Azikwe hall like? someone u should pls tell me, so i can know my expectations. and i heard xray has already started, how true is that too?
same! .....zik hall also, lol heard its livest hostel in ui
Romance / Re: Video Of The Couple Having Sex At OAU Gate by AudioMonkeyNg: 11:18pm On Jan 16, 2016
SO WTF IS THE BUISNESS OF THE PEOPLE STANDING THERE? SHAY NA YOUR PICKiN THEY NACK? Foolish nigerians and their joblessness
Education / Re: How DELSU Students Who Matriculated Were Treated Today (Pics) by AudioMonkeyNg: 11:03pm On Jan 16, 2016
If this was in ui campus anti crime patrol would probably arrest all these people.... Where are their parents? Self .... Abi their parents no even come for their matric? ....abi them even get parents? *rotfl* *rotfl*

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Education / Re: How DELSU Students Who Matriculated Were Treated Today (Pics) by AudioMonkeyNg: 10:52pm On Jan 16, 2016
Progress2468:


You must be very silly to call Delsu a village school,
U seem to belong to that category of deprived Yoruba
Youths who believes Nigeria starts from LAGOS and Ends at IBADAN

The earlier you RECEIVE SENSE, the better.
oga will u keep quiet this delsu na real village school......wtf? Does school authority even know bout this crap they doing? ....all these nonesense .....person go school dem dey pour rubbish on them and do nonesense ....normal school one do matric dem go wear matric gown snap picture ....no wonder all these village schools always have cultism and crap ...see nonesense they are doing? Shay na school be this?......rubbish like this can't happen in a school like unilag or Ui ....this delsu people they need serious deliverance if this is thee nonesense they go to do in school SMFH. #DISGUSTED

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Education / Re: How DELSU Students Who Matriculated Were Treated Today (Pics) by AudioMonkeyNg: 10:38pm On Jan 16, 2016
Lmfaooooo oh boy I don die
LastMumu:
Are all dis peoples students or they colect money to do Ojuju in campos? sad



Those girls in the 1st pinture resembu all those witches wey dey allways disturb me for sleep. angry
Religion / Re: Minority Party Will Be Lifted Up In Nigeria – TB Joshua by AudioMonkeyNg: 7:58am On Jan 04, 2016
BuLllshiiiit
Business / Re: Ambode To Demolish Oshodi Market To Plant Trees,flowers? by AudioMonkeyNg: 7:42am On Jan 04, 2016
Blackkie:
Demolish markets and plant flowers there.
Is this part of the change agenda?
seems so

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