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Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 9:46pm On Jul 30, 2014
okparaugo: i don't blame you. My comment wasn't meant for you. But you are not intelligent enough to see beyond your short sight. If I show you my Exes, you will know how ugly you are. Smh..

Inasmuch as you are still being fed by your parents, I will forgive you for addressing man that won't look at you on the way. You are just a cheap who.ore..

As for poverty, I feed many mouths in terms of providing employment. Who knows, your father may be working for me...
Hahaha,sounding so pained.you will be astonished if you know who my father is.According to you, my father can work for you but am putting it to you that you cant even work for my father because you are not even half of my common driver not to talk of considering my father's driver and workers.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 9:36pm On Jul 30, 2014
Bootybuttchic: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO.......am definately better dan u already now grin grin .....y shld i want to be like a begger or shld i say a gold digging whorre ...i dont envy sis grin grin grin
Ofcourse you envy me.You dont need to say it out, i understand.you would have slept with almost if not more fifty guys by now yet you are still a low life.So yes,you envy me.I am 100 percent affirmative.Low life FOOL.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 9:28pm On Jul 30, 2014
okparaugo: You have been called a gold digger. You proved him/her right..
Chai,you are even crying more than the bereaved.You see what poverty and joblessness can cause?
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 9:25pm On Jul 30, 2014
Idowuogbo: So u sold ya virginity to him? U b confirm ashana mehn
If you call me a prostitute,then i will assume i am a high class one because 2m can change anyone's life forever.At least i sold my virginity very expensive.How much did you sell yours? Probably one of your dirty street boys took it for free.So that puts me 1 million times ahead of you.LOW LIFE FOOL.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 9:19pm On Jul 30, 2014
Bootybuttchic: bleh bleh bleh...too much ranting....ur talks are baseless..








ps: go and work for your money and earn self respect....stop damaging the nigerian girl image ofe omanu....wen u av done dis....quote me ...and thank me later smiley
You will never be upto me in all ramifications of life till you die.from my responses,you should have known by now that i should probably have enough money to feed you and your family for eternity.Demented fool.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 3:38pm On Jul 30, 2014
Bootybuttchic: u hate but u were cheating on ur former boyfreind with him ...long throat.....datin a guy cos of money.u are anong d gurls spoiling d image of nigeria gurls......my advice to u go and die*dey kip thinking guys dont av brain to tink cos he spends anyhow on u,hes just doing dat cod he cherish's you...thank God am nt a guy sef undecided
Who is this bastard.So if girls quote me,you too will quote me.Dirty,stinking,low life bitch.You are a sentimental fool.Dont you know your mate?.You couldnt assimilate all my responses properly to know that i never slept with him while dating my ex.No wonder you couldnt even type properly to send across your message.Dont quote me again until you learn how to read,assimilate and type properly to send across your message.Low life bitch.
Romance › Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by audreybrian(f): 11:48am On Jul 30, 2014
I hate it when guys cheat on you,they kneel down and shed crocodile tears and most importantly wont let you go and live your own life.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 12:44am On Jul 30, 2014
MRMICKMEN: do u know what love is?sucker just check out ur trash,moni hungry lazy household prostitute.LESSON dont let anyone bang u for moni if u dont "love" them,go google definition of love it has no type 2,foolish zombie,embrace ur fate and live with it,what will u teach ur children if u even live to have em.
Keep blabing fool.This will be my last response to you.I have seen that you are dieing to have my attention but i wont give it to you.this may sound suprise to you but i know your type,you are already wishing you have me.I am beautiful and i know it.I dont even talk to classless people like you.I need you to stay away from me as far as nairaland is concerned.stop commenting on my post.Broke nigga.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 12:05am On Jul 30, 2014
Finestlex: okay..If he apologised and really sorry about his actions, why don't you try and forgive and move on with the relationship. The relationship is based on pity and that's the first wrong move. Move on with him and slowly let the whole thing slide.. figure out a way to return his 2m.. I'm sure you're smart. The right to life is a fundamental human right
Thanks
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 12:03am On Jul 30, 2014
Thank you@tracyfem and priest2u
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 12:00am On Jul 30, 2014
mencade5: just like the serpeant, women will always form one lie or the other to cover up their diabolic act. There are more heart shattering these daughters of eve has caused than the one she brought to us.

That is why i dont pity ladies except the elderly or married. Once they start displaying their usual behavious with crocodile tears, all i do is laugh. Them no serious at all
Women are not bad,its just that you men do not understand this sentence"I AM NOT INTERESTED" when a lady says it.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 11:34pm On Jul 29, 2014
Dannyxy: wait, wait o, @ op, you sold your virginity to the guy?..
you better don't lie, you slept with him out of pity..
now I have questions for you, but one step at a time..
first question.
1) you left your previous b.f for this guy and started dating this present guy out of pity, did you love your previous b.f?
Ofcourse i loved my ex but we were not romantically involved.He said he was ok as long as everyone knows me to be his girlfriend and when i met this guy.i pitied his strong love for me and i had to make a choice since they were always fighting each other.hope you are ok now.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 11:29pm On Jul 29, 2014
Finestlex: hmmm.. I dig. I initially thought he felt fooled because of the money.. you really have to resolve this amicably.. has he asked for forgiveness for cheating on you?
Ofcourse he already apologised to me.He even made the girl call and beg me but am really tired of the relationship.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op):
Racketeer: One sure way out of this is to make him kick his bucket.

It may sound harsh, but would you rather call his bluff or defend yourself by attacking? I would choose the latter.
I cant really stand to hurt him because i know he is helplessly inlove with me.besides he's done me no wrong.I still love him though not enough to marry him.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 11:01pm On Jul 29, 2014
Finestlex: can I ask you a question.. did you take the 2m he offered you? I really wanna look at the whole thing squarely
Ofcourse i did.but he dosnt want it back.He just want me to continue with the relationship or he will kill me and kill himself.All effort to give him back his money have made him more angry.i would have been able to cope if he dint cheat on me.i am only helping him by breaking up now because if he cheats on me after marriage,i will have the marriage annuled without thinking twice and that will be more painful for him.i hate cheating because of so many diseases flying around.Hope you understand me.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 10:53pm On Jul 29, 2014
mencade5: yes am broke and you are a household prostitute. Look who is talking of uncultured. You that is well cultured dubiously wanted to play a fast one on a guy that invested so much on you, having fulfilled your parasitic desire, you felt now is time to walk away from him right?

What a shameless act. You aint escaping this time. Reap what you sowed madam.
Just shut your trap.Arrogant BASTARD.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 10:52pm On Jul 29, 2014
[quote author=mencade5]yes am broke and you are a household prostitute. Look who is talking of uncultured. You that is well cultured dubiously wanted to play a fast one on a guy that invested so much on you, having fulfilled your parasitic desire, you felt now is time to walk away from him right?

What a shameless act. You aint escaping this time. Reap what you sowed madam.[/q
Just shut your trap.Arrogant BASTARD.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 10:38pm On Jul 29, 2014
GoodFaith: U want to suck on a friend D
he will pay u
U like money
so start selling it
Get a life.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 10:37pm On Jul 29, 2014
Finestlex: . You don't love him that much for marriage but you took the 2m. Give him back his 2m and walk away.. or
I dont think you read my post and my previous comments.Pls go through them before you comment again.Please read and assimilate.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 10:34pm On Jul 29, 2014
mencade5: she is trying to tell us she auction here toto for the 2 million.
This is what i call ''domestic pros.titution.''
a popular activities for naija ladies. As if toto is gold. You must marry that guy op. God don catch you. Na so una dey chop boys money dey call am mumu.
You will not escape this time.

Oleeeeeeee
Nigerians and their uncultured way of talking.your write up stinks.2 million is a chicken change compared to how much he's spent on me since we meet.you can go and die.You are sounding so broke.Broke ass nigga.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 10:28pm On Jul 29, 2014
oothoney: @ OP

I wld advise u take it easy and gently with him..make the break step by step, not as sudden as you want it or you rather make he understand the reason why you want to break up with him..but from your post, looks like you were already tired of the relationship and the one night stand thing is just an excuse you are using.

I feel he could mean his treat and its adviseable you tread gently, he is more of obsessed with you and not really love..like idolise you( r u that beautiful?)..he might probably get over you.

Inbtwn..which school is this school of yours?

All the best
Fair enough.Thanks.
Romance › Re: How To Snatch Your Best Friend’s Boyfriend… by audreybrian(f): 9:33pm On Jul 29, 2014
silverdam: We have seen so many write ups on how to please a man, how
to get a man, how to make your man happy, how to approach a
man blah, blah, blah but we’ve never seen an article on how to
snatch a man. Nobody is perfect you know, we humans can be
insatiable at times especially the ladies, we love satisfaction,
there are some ladies out there who are interested in dating or
should I say snatching another lady’s man, be it their best
friend’s boyfriend, sister’s boyfriend, cousins or neighbour’s
boyfriend. So here are some tips on how to snatch the man of
your dream from your best friend. Choi!

1. I know some girls might have seen the picture their friend’s
boyfriend and you’re already attracted to him or you might
have heard sweet things about him, probably he’s rich, to
make you attracted to him, well just take your time okay don’t
be too forward to steal his contact yet, make sure you meet
him first okay.

2. You might have heard he’s coming to pay a visit to your
friend, well, girls not too worry yourself on what to wear, just
take it easy okay. Just work on yourself on how to be polite,
calm and sexy.

3. So finally your best friend’s boyfriend is around, don’t rush
yourself don’t make it to obvious for your friend to start
suspecting or you’re anxious on meeting her boyfriend. Just
pretend as if you don’t really care, don’t go and greet him at
all, even through out that day don’t go to their place, just lie
that you’re busy or probably tell your friend you don’t want to
disturb them. This will make you friend believe you’re not
interested in meeting him and not attracted to him.

4. Finally you go to their place after many hours, put on the
best makeups, wear one bad sexy mini skirt. When you get
there be polite, greet him very well, joke with him, be free with
him, don’t cat walk unnecessarily, don’t flirt cos its not
allowed for now. Thank him for taking of your friend and you’ve
heard a lot about him. Going to greet him is just to observe
him, to know if he’s the kind of person to snatch cos you might
not like him in person after seeing him. Just greet them, play
with them and go back to your house.

5. Once you’ve discovered he is someone you can snatch, he’s
very handsome and all that. Just get ready to go there the next
day, wear another sexy dress this time, don’t even wear under
wear. Get some latest movies, go their house, just behave
matured, greet them as usual, tell them you brought them
movies, make sure you’re the one that will insert the DVD,
while trying to do be sexy with it, swing your waist very well
but don’t force it or make it obvious for your friend to notice.

6. While watching the movie, make sure you become nice to
the guy, starting asking him questions if he enjoyed the movie.
Ask him if you’re friend is taking care of him very well. Be free
with him, talk about some happening matters, probably in
sports or politics, make sure it is a topic your friend knows
nothing about and not interested in, in this process make sure
you become more friendly. Make sure you continue the
conversation to the extent that your friend will sleep off or
probably do something else.

7. Make sure you made him enjoy your conversation to the
extent that you ask where he lives and you will also ask for his
contact, you don’t need to steal it from your friend, you’re
cheap for doing that. Ask for his BBM pin and Whatsapp
number, that is all. Add him on BBM or Whatsapp immediately.
After the whole greeting, go to your house.

8. When you get to your house, just ping him and tell him you
enjoyed his conversation or better still don’t even ping him at
all. After few hours, find one sexy picture and put it as your
display picture, put one sexy profile message. Send him a very
sexy, I mean sexy picture of yours pretending it was a mistake.
Tell him and beg him it was a mistake, even tell your friend that
you mistakenly send it to him that you wanted to send it to
someone else. All these will catch his attention that you’re
sexy, you know men likes good things.

9. Don’t go to their house again, till he leaves, even if they call
you don’t go. After few hours, ping the guy and tell him you’re
sorry you couldn’t come to say hi before he leaves. Tell him
you would love to see him again and you’re going to miss him
too. Tell him you already like him, that you wish he was your
boyfriend, tell him he’s a good person and tell him your friend
don’t deserve him, stop there and you end the conversation.
This will make him want to hear more about his girlfriend don’t
deserve him.

10. He would definitely ask you what you mean by that, just
tell him its a long story, tell him he deserves someone better
than your friend. Make sure you sweet talk him, Don’t give him
any details yet, put him in suspense tell him its not something
you can say on phone, it is better you see in person. He would
definitely believe you cos you’re the best friend, and men loves
to hear things about their women, they want to know if she’s
cheating on them. Make sure you make him book an
appointment, tell him you guys should meet in his place and
not your place cos your place might be dangerous.

11. Yes! This is it, get one of the hottest dress and finest
makeup. Look extremely sexy, go to his place, be polite as
usual greet him very well, don’t flirt with him yet. Don’t start
telling him all the lies yet, pretend as if what you are about to
tell him is wrong, pretend, cry if possible that you’re about to
betray your friend. Tell him because he’s a good person that’s
why you want to say things bout your friend, become extremely
pitiful and emotional. This will steal his heart and make him
believe anything you say, then start digging up some dirty
secrets about your friend, tell him dirty things about her, tell
him she never loved him, you can even show him picture of one
your friend’s lovers or toasters. Make him believe you, and this
will definitely break his heart, he would definitely be sad about
it.

12. This is where you grab your opportunity, tell him you’re
sorry for doing this, begin to flirt with him cos he’s already
weak and sad. Try to touch him, begin to flaunt your
cleavages, tell him he deserves more than your friend, move
closer to him, very close to him. Do I need to tell you what to
do next? You’re a lady so continue…..



http://tosinsilverdam.com/?p=14195
Hahahaha.One of my girlfriends actually did this with my boyfriend but do you know what?,he actually told me everything she said instead and told me he dosnt want to see her around me ever again.A real man will not leave you for these tricks.
Romance › Re: Do Nigerian Girls Really Have Fish Brains? by audreybrian(f): 5:48pm On Jul 29, 2014
emmboy: I dont really know what to call it but i think the men are far more sensible than the women in all aspects,  There was a girl that use to friend one of my neighbours, later, the guy got tired and passed the girl over to his friend that stays in the same compound. B4 u know it, the new guy also has started dating the same girl. So i was wondering that doesn't this girl have a single brain? Not only this, most girls are like that, they dont have sense i must say. Only few of them actually know what they are doing. Note: to the girls; always know that the guys would always be a step ahead of u. Take it or leave it!
I think its even you guys that have fish brain.Most girls are way smarter than you think.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 3:20pm On Jul 29, 2014
MRMICKMEN: ur stinking virginity,is not worth a dime,its a canal for removal of waste.its not worth his sweat tears and blood.
You are so full of hate.I pity you.people like you end up dieing this way because if you keep on hating people,you will never love yourself.SMH for you.how much is the money in question.If only you knew him,you would have known that money is not his problem thats why he dosnt want it back.If am actually after money,i would have gone ahead to marry him.You are a FOOL from the pit of hell.If he even stumbles on all these insults you are giving me,he will even kill you with his bare hand.Thats how much he loves me.FOOL
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 1:51pm On Jul 29, 2014
Lacomus: You sold ur self when you, agreed to his terms before lending you money hence you have to accept ur fate.
He did not lend me any money,he only assisted me and told me to promise him that i will marry him because the money was much which i did.but he cheated on me and i never cheated on him before now.i have given him back the money but he refused.why is everybody blaming me now.what about my virginity,why is no one talking about him giving it back to me.Men are so selfish.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 1:46pm On Jul 29, 2014
MRMICKMEN: i already saw u dead,vomit all the moni he has spent on u since the beginning,or i will do the killing myself,ashewo,u must die,i will celebrate it with a spit on ur grave
I have even given him his money back but he dosnt want to take it.for your information,he met me a virgin.so get a life.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 1:43pm On Jul 29, 2014
holusormi: @op, we no see your post again or are you dead already ? If not pls tell us when you die ooo so we can arrange nairaland funeral.... And feel free to send me the 2 Naira to organise a befitting funeral ... OkByE
Am still very much alive bro.I am covered with the blood of Jesus.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 1:41pm On Jul 29, 2014
MRMICKMEN: i already saw u dead,vomit all the moni he has spent on u since the beginning,or i will do the killing myself,ashewo,u must die,i will celebrate it with a spit on ur grave
Dont comment if you cant assimilate my post.you will die first.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 12:21pm On Jul 29, 2014
Meestique: Alright. ''to err is human'' It's quite easy to forgive if u want to bt because u've been desperate for a reason to break-up, it seems impossible.. U said u've grown to love him, right? Lets start by giving him a second chance especially since u're no saint urslf, nt because u pity him nor because he's threatening u bt because u love him. Can u do that?
I dont think i can do that.i just want to break up with him peacefully.Am in love with someone else.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 12:07pm On Jul 29, 2014
pasqal09: Well if you can't forgive, then break up with him.
The issue about him wanting to die for you, that's his business
I have already broken up with him but he wont accept it hence the threat issue came in and i saw wickedness in his eyes when he threatened me.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 11:52am On Jul 29, 2014
Emmysteve: i don't know when you girls would stop this rubbish. Never you accept one kobo from any guy if you don't have any feeling for him. I bet, it will only take the grace of God for him to leave you. Mind you, the guy in question is only obsessed with you not love. These kind of people are very dangerous, never take the threat for granted. My advice for you now is change your location and buy another sim.
I cant easily run away from him because he knows my home and my entire family.
Romance › Re: He Said They Both Rather Die Than For Him To Leave Her. by audreybrian(op): 11:49am On Jul 29, 2014
Meestique: hehe..! U're yet to see the annoying part of me. U girls just make me sick. same stories nd excuses over nd over again, always luking for ways to justify silly mistakes. Let me knw when u're ready to accept ur mistake, perhaps we can come up with a solution then.
Ok.so whats your solution.

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