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bosun11: hello pretty

Hey honey

Unibenstudent: So can't we chat exclusively

Keep dreaming.

benromeo39: Audrey is always viewing.

Hahaha.Am here for a purpose.Please overlook me.Thanks.

Hmmm.I need a side guy asap.

Romanciella:

.You look beautiful.

Unibenstudent: Audrey,i like u as a friend, i dont luv u,just respect boundaries

Ops.this is very funny.Wake up from your dream to reality.You cant have me as a friend in a million years not to talk of luv.Am way above your league.I am protecting tracy cos she looks really young.Low life Fool.

Unibenstudent: Hmmm,audrey are u disturbed?

No but the last time i checked you are.

tracyorez: Hello audreybrian,really dont know what to say now.Really strange hun.

Hi tracy.How are you?

Unibenstudent: Tracy why u treating me like this

Hmm stalker,you keep following tracy everywhere she goes.I pity your real girlfriend cos she is in one hell of a shit hole.Tracy is way above your league so stop dreaming and wake upto reality.Womanizer.Chasing after every girl on nairaland.Smh for you.

@Ifysimple thank you sis.
Please my beloved nairalanders,my friend needs these advice as the relocation date is already near.So,pls just drop the advice you have and stop casting blames.No need for arguements as this is a very serious matter.Thanks.

Raxxye: The truth is that your friend was in love with the guy because he was abroad and has been in money. Now, she wants to leave him because he wants to relocate back home to run his business. She is just another gold digger and an opportunist. Shame on her!

This is totally not true,any place other than his village where inlaws would interfer will do her.

Crocz: She wants to relocate with him but wants to be based in abuja or lagos just to have a quiet and private home but he refused cos the businesses are in his home town.

To be honest, the only business I can think of in villages are farming, pounding akpu to sell except uncommon palm oil factory...so which of these is the business?
Anyways, d point is nobody is a slave to anybody in marriage and the wife should have a say in the matter...if she doesn't want to live in village, then they should make a compromise...probably she'll be visiting 2ice a week or something

There is an NNPC depot in his village and his dad is like the biggest shareholder there.

A friend of mine needs this advice.

Her fiance schooled and stays in england with her presently and he have a family business in nigeria.but the problem now is that the fiance lost his dad and wants to relocate permanently to Nigeria next month and not just to Nigeria but to his home town(A Village in ENUGU STATE).She wants to relocate with him but wants to be based in abuja or lagos just to have a quiet and private home but he refused cos the businesses are in his home town.Now,her parents and entire family wants her to cancel the marriage because they think his people are diabolical(pls not offence to anyone) and there will be too many inlaws around even if they dont live in the family house but in thesame village.
Note-My friend really loves him and money is not their problem.But you know ones family have a way of seeing ahead.
Please Advice!

I have never been to benin city but am Proud i am from there.Thanks.

tracyorez: Hey audrey,how u doing hun?you good already?

Am good dear.Hope you are good too?

Unibenstudent: I dont know but have we met before*scratches back of his head*

O yes we have met before.When you were trying to woo tracyorez.Flips hair and walks away.

Unibenstudent: U know i love u sha

You liked tracy,now you love.I dont like you and we can never be friends.

Unibenstudent: I think u r suffering from a mental disorder which makes u think that a forum is meant for hook ups instead of for discussions, that disorder must have name.

Haha.I think you should figure it out.Losser.am outta here.

Unibenstudent: I think u r suffering from a mental disorder which makes u think that a forum is meant for hook ups instead of for discussions, that disorder must have name.

Haha.I think you should figure it out.Losser.

Unibenstudent: I think its u who wanna fhuck ur brother

Whatever!.Who cares what you think? And as for tracyorez,you've lost her for good.Believe it or not.Funny enough,i dont fancy s*x that much cos its somehow painful for me.

Unibenstudent: It seems u come from a dysfunctional family

Is this meant to throw a shade at me because of tracy?.Just get a life dude.

sarmiie: know what u shld do?? Help ur bro get laid!!! I becha he has neva entered d narrow way b4.....introduce him to one of ur frnds who likes casual s*x, n he'l neva disturb u again..

Wait,is he adopted??

He is not adopted.Its just the two of us.

UrbanMystique: he is so protective cos he wants to fhuck you

How? Will he rape me? Hell no.He is got a girlfriend.

Lol.My older brother have made sex advances to me couple of times claiming am too pretty and irresistible but i dint accept though he touches my breast jokingly sometimes when he walks into me dressing up.I dint fall for him because am not attracted to him sexually atall but he begged me once when i threatened to report to our mum and i forgave him.He and my boyfriend dont get along no matter how much my boyfriend tries and he is so protective of me.

rokiatu: [img]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_-UcpRCAAAmW_m.jpg:large[/img]

Hilarious.

vizkiz: Hoe kay

Hahahaha.This got me cracking.


Just passing by.

Underrated.

Men are visual beings while women are emotionally wired.Men will handle it better.No matter how a woman pretend on the outside,she will be useless inside because it will be difficult to get it out of her head.But when a man sees another stunning lady that maybe gives him a green light,he will forget everything about her that moment.Thats how men are,very visual.I dont wish to experience it thats why i always do the dumping.

atilla: Madam. There's three ways
1. U deactivate ur account and change to a new user name. This will change all ur posts. Ur name will now be nobody but if anyone quoted u then ur name stays in their comment. This is easier as there's no proof it's u. No pic no email etc.

2. U modify all ur topics or ur comments which had the things u want to remove. This will be harder and a smart person will still be able to know its u if they read the comments and any quote in ur topic then ask the mods to erase or close the thread so it just disappears as new topics come in so it actually goes to like page 20 which no one reads.

3. U give him the name of another blog or gossip site which is interesting. I would have given u examples but dont want to promote other sites. U can do a google search dor this. This option is the best way so u get to stay on nairaland without any issues.
Gdluck

Hi,i have already tried to deactivate my account but it said not possible try again in 2 weeks.
Secondly if i modify my post,the comments will give me away because of my name.
I have decided to give him another website name then.

Unibenstudent: Who is innocent here, well nobody is innocent,well dont hate before u know me,, seriously u are judging book by cover

Whatever.

Unibenstudent: I have never been any more back bited more than this ,do u think or feel , i am not a nice dude?

Dude,just leave her alone and face me instead.I am ready for you looser.