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fadario: hehehe...the money plenty...just give me mrs. linda address...i no go even where shirt before i jazz in there go twist her neck.

Lol!

Wait o! Am I supposed 2 thank dose who gave a shout out 2 me? I don 4get say dis one no b my thread. Lemme kip quiet b4 dey call me amebo.

My shout out goes to my fellow writers. I appreciate the fact that I hv splendid pple am going 2 learn frm in d next two months! Thanks guys!

I also want 2 giv a shout out 2 my darling readers. I'm nothing without all of u! I luv and appreciate u all!

SammyHoe, weldone o!

Sallychizzl3: My shout out goes to Kayemjay, Therock555, FoxyFlow, T.Dan and AudreyTimms. I doff my cap for these writers anyday, anytime.

Pure talents.

Tanx dear. Evn doe I still dey beef u

Divepen: Lol...
@ Oga Sammyhoe... I firstly wanted to catch what I've missed.

Oya My shoutout goes to
Audreytimms, my oga @ d top.

Tanx dear

SammyHoe: We are also wishing all our writers on Naira land a heartwarming SHOUTOUT, especially AUDREYTIMMS, the current best writer and best updater on NAIRALAND for the month of AUGUST...

MHEEEN, FEMALE WRITERS LIKE HER ARE SCARCE...I JUST WISH I COULD WRITE LIKE HER TOO

Awww, thanks dear

charijee: One thing about wicked people is that they're wicked. .........Mrs Akpan is damn heartless. .....After she's lost everything. .....she's now taking Eric jnr by force. ......she's a damned loser
Audrey pls give her a slow and painful death

Lmao! Dey've affected u 2 wit dier hatred?

Toeyean1507: Yeeepa, anoda person don smash laptop on d wall. I pity Mrs akipaanu o. If dis vex vex pple catch, she go die one million times. BTW, someone needs to put this woman whr she belongs jo. If we talk say Oleng soft shey Eric snr mumu too ni, abi no be fr Morika whr pikin dey slap hin mama bf hin fr sch. Chai,I wish I starred in dis movie,ha sowi,dis story I for don sharpally twist d carotid arteries fr her neck,dress her up and make her siddon for car dey enjoy her miserable life. Mtcheeeeeeeeew,make she come Bariga come try dat shit. *smashes a bag of pure water on d wall. Make e nor be like say I nor smash sometin too

Lmaoooo! I don laf tire so tey my neighbours don com ask me wetin dey happen? Naija sabi para o! Honestly, I dnt lyk kids beating dier parents no matter what. Dre r different ways in killing a rat

Cheriepet: couldn't have said it better...

she is claiming she did d best for Oleng, can sumone tell me what is dat cos for d life of me i still cant get it...

Audrey abeg give dat woman cervical cancer make she suffer wella b4 she die #nobeefbutreality

Lmao! Evn u?

okotv: to all those castigating and condemning Mrs Akpan...remember earlier in the story where she had planned to have total control of Oleng her daughter and that is what she is driving at . For her to hatch such a plan and carry it out simply means she is very intelligent and can explain her line of business and progress. Audrey the best....just render me another breath taking update....

Wow! I luv dis ur analysis o! Coming soon

SammyHoe: Yes you won't if you chose. So when will you be available today, within an hour so that we can start informing people about the interview.

Okay. Hw abt 2.30pm?

JeffreyJamez: E pieces!!!

U go buy anoda one

Gibjewel: I think ds so cal mrs akpan shuld be taken to rahb.home or betterstil yaba left. Abi wch kain yeye love u dey shown to ur grandson when u couldnt even show a bit to ur 1 and only daugther @least Oleng was just a victim of ur own error (sleeping wit ur boss). I only av 1 advice 4u, u better go and commit sucide now b4 those guys show up with dia guns and acid.......cos its a season film u can't watch it finish

Lmao! Una funny sha! Gud advice

adeayomi08: Omo!!! This woman kolo Ooº°˚˚

Lol! I dey tell u!

fadario: i just full with vex for here...Audrey abeg put me for this story make i kill this woman slowly....

I DEY VEX.
**smashes laptop on the wall**

Lmao! Hpe say u get money 2 buy anoda one sha

Hameenat94: Eric(jnr) has 2 decide who 2 stay wit..

Hmm....

Ladycarol: i am so loving the drama n suspense u are the best andrey. waiting in patiently for the next line of action

Tanx dear. Coming soon

holyboss: Oh! No! if that's d case, am starting to pity Mrs Akpan + eric jnr + oleng + eric snr O!

Chai what a bad situation for them to b in that Ebolacious state


I Hop say no b from dir my AudreyTimms dey typo from sha

Lmao! No b dre I dey o! Bt we 2 get our own prblm 4 hre- North

Vickthoriah: Mrs akpan shuld get ready for eric jnr hatred lyk eric said when he finds out d truth....

Super beautiful updtae as usual...keep it up ATimms

I dey tell u! Tanx dear

holyboss: why u go dey back na Abeg kon lead me go PH jhor I no sabi dir

Lol!

morsadh: Abeg Oga calm down. Everybody is entitled to an opinion no matter what. No dey take am personal, because everybody just dey read @AudreyTimms work dey enjoy am. I read @sally's comments and I had a laugh. But she also has a point. Linda must have felt she did all that for Oleng, and therefore she deserves Mother of the Year award! One or two people fit agree with am; no need for insult of any kind, sir.

Blessed r d peacemakers

Essyydiamond: Audrey! Oleng is still crying,O Oleng how ur tears never stop to flow,poor baby. Nice one

She no cry na. Tanx dear

bibie01: This woman is so wicked. I hate her so much. Arrrrggghhh!

Eiya, sory

JeffreyJamez: I dey your back....no forget na gun wey dey wardrobe o....

If you want something done you gotta do it youself

*Arming up*



Better commot for road

Lol!

3Dimension: Who made him a vagabond in the first place? Its just like trying to sow a ready torn wear.
Delibrately torned .

Word!!!

SexySapphire: WTF? What's wrong wit this fuvking nuts of a woman? Christ! I'm so so so angry dat I wish I can let it all out on her. I so hate this goddamn-straight-from-the-hell-pit-hoe. No form punishment can justify what she truly deserves.

Audrey, pls don't do this to me

Lmao! Mrs. Akpan don suffer

lilypet: sally nd stormy,u peeps dt ve to quarrel..we re to hv fun,learn nd get to knw each other better.audrey wont be hapi o.


audrey,first of all,i love ur name( nt joking) .u are gud writer,weldon.

Tanx dear. Pls hep me tel dem o! Rily? Tanx dear

holyboss: armoured Tank

Hai no dey for that one O! (Mrs Akpan na correct woman) A very very gooood one

Lol!

omotalkie: I was just fuming all thru while reading dis, what da hell is rily wrong with Oleng for Christ's sakes?

Eiya, sory. Wetin Oleng do?

holyboss: Oh! So na only chair u ft lift


*FlingPhone, kick chair, lifts table nd fling, punching wall in anger* Infact I dey go portharcourt (Mrs Akpan too Dey vex me)

Lmao!

SammyHoe: Notice to all AUDREYTIMMS FAN. THERE SHALL BE AN INTERVIEW WITH OUR DEAR FAVOURITE WRITER, AUDREYTIMMS TODAY on DSTV( Dammy Sammy TV) HERE ON NAIRALAND.

AUDREY, PLS PUT ON YOUR TV(click the link below) to give us the best time you want us to get you interviewed today.
Your fans are all welcome to ask you series of questions which you must not evade.

Thanks.
https://www.nairaland.com/1879900/dammy-sammy-tv-dstv-breaking#25884612

Hw I go take dodge dis one o!.......okay bt I won't ansa qsts dt r 2 personal sha

JeffreyJamez: As I read this update na so my head just dey boil with anger!!!!....... I Hate this woman I swear!!!.....

*lifts chair and flings it at the wall in anger*

Lol! D chair break?

Yudeeaikay: yay!!! Finally.....eagerly waiting for d next update....meanwhile...I wonder what she meant by 'best interest'...Cnt wait oooo

Hmm....we'll c