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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Touch My Hubby's Manhood, It Is Not Working-Woman To Jeremiah Fufeyin by Augustine2244(m): 12:18pm On Jul 18, 2024
Avoid Pentecostal churches, and people won't hear.So if the "pastor" doesn't touch the man's machine gun, Healing from God won't descend on it.
Pentecostal churches often make humans who should be in control and charge of their thoughts and actions; behave like tame monkeys handled by a keeper.
Ndi Pentecostal church fanatics will soon swoop on me like a pack of killer whales after a pod of spinner dolphins.
Foreign AffairsRe: NATO Deploys F-16 Jets To Ukraine, Commits To $43 Billion In Military Aid by Augustine2244(m): 8:15am On Jul 11, 2024
They should keep sending Nd foolish Ukraine will keep being on LIFE SUPPORT mode.
Lol! She felt she is a match for Russia with her vast arsenal of weaponry including huge stockpiles of nuclear weaponry.
This war should have ended long ago if Ukraine had agreed to Russia's simple demands _Giving up NATO membership ambitions, giving up the Russian occupied Russian speaking eastern and southern parts of Ukraine.
Foolish Ukraine foolishly refused, being fooled by the notion signalled to her by the West that nothing will happen and they can jointly defeat Russia.
Now Ukraine is on life support, unable to fight independently without Western assistance.
Lol!!
Even the Western allies of Ukraine including the US are afraid to directly antagonise MOTHER RUSSIA, because they know She won't hesitate to nuke them,they know her mighty nuclear capabilities and strength.
The foolish French President Macron who stupidly suggested sending NATO forces on ground to fight in Ukraine, very well knows France is done for, should she directly antagonise MOTHER RUSSIA.
RomanceRe: I Need A Husband, I Will Sponsor Everything: 39-year-old Nigerian Lady Cries Out by Augustine2244(m): 7:59am On Jul 11, 2024
Really unfortunate for this lady. She has just advertised herself out of desperation for a husband as a potential bountiful prey , for PARASITES, GOLD-DIGGERS,USE_AND_DUMPERS.
These predators will come to her, pretending to love her but they will drain her dry, take advantage of her to the fullest, sexually, financially and emotionally.
They may even add PHYSICAL BATTERY that is domestic violence to the grim menu.
She shouldn't have shown her desperation publicly, because it never ends well.
CrimeRe: 2-Year Old Toddler Kidnapped In Kano, Police Arrest Suspect by Augustine2244(m): 7:43am On Jul 11, 2024
Kidnappers should be punished by execution through firing squad or hanging.
CrimeRe: Man Bags life imprisonment For Defiling His 12-Year-Old Daughter In Lagos by Augustine2244(m): 7:31am On Jul 11, 2024
RealDaughter:
The demon strong pass LGBTQ,i will whole heatedly pardon a gay man,but you see anything child molester na kill
True! Child molesters are so despicable.
PoliticsRe: APC Has Done Very Well – Uzodimma by Augustine2244(m): 7:20am On Jul 11, 2024
LOL! This man is a compound complex aggravated fool, for using economic situation in other countries to compare with ours.
This is not surprising.
Failures in human form from APC would always find a way to excuse the ineptitude of this hunger government.
And some useless idiots are always attacking PO as if he was responsible for the Renewed Shege we are facing.
They won't target their energy at forcing the Ebin Pa wa government to be more productive.
This Hopeless Uzodinjo of a fool should be ashamed of himself, saying APC has done very well.
Prices of foodstuffs and petrol are not showing any signs of going down any time soon.
And borrowing is still on.
Minimum wage issue is a Herculean task for the Ebin Pa wa government to solve, but the useless government can purchase official SUV cars at an outrageous price range for the NASS.
And the useless government was seeking new aircraft carriers for the president and his Vice.
What APC can not wreck in Nigeria doesn't exist.
CrimeRe: Man Bags life imprisonment For Defiling His 12-Year-Old Daughter In Lagos by Augustine2244(m): 6:51am On Jul 11, 2024
So a girl is not even safe in the hands of her own biological father!
Terrible indeed!
Is it now in the hands of strangers that she would be safe?

Animals are far better than many humans.
In chimpanzee world, the alpha male will never mate with his offspring no matter what, likewise lions and tigers and elephants.
The demons that possess " sane" people to engage in such despicable acts are among the most powerful among the lowest level of demons called SPIRITUAL WICKEDNESSES IN THE HEAVENLY PLACES.
FoodRe: Inflation: Scarcity of bread Hits Kaduna, Katsina, Kano as prices soar by Augustine2244(m): 3:43pm On Jul 10, 2024
🤣🤣 Obviously the revolution that would rise against Tinubu's government is definitely beginning from the North.
Even a blind man can see it without his eyes.
Even Kano a very important commercial and economic nerve center of the North is experiencing scarcity of bread, the commonest staple food, easily available to the poorest of the poor.
Well voting during elections has consequences.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Commissions Borehole In Anaogaji, Kogi State by Augustine2244(m): 3:16pm On Jul 10, 2024
Lol! From many of the stupid comments above me, you can deduce that mórons who have never donated even a single roll of wrapper to any poor widow around them,are barking over a borehole that none of them can even dig for themselves, not to talk of donating to a community.
Lo! Many will surely run mad over PO matter, including that shameless pathetic SYCOPHANT called Rhino or Reno .
Am not sure which is which again.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Season 9 Starts On July 28, 2024 by Augustine2244(m): 2:11pm On Jul 10, 2024
Lol! Months of DISTRACTION loading.
With this current economic situation, only idiots would allow themselves be distracted by this televised filth.
Even BAT would be like " Abeg let this yeye show begin ASAP so that I can breathe a bit more.
It's so much suffocating"
Talking of the show, just watch how contestants evicted many times before, would still return like migratory ducks moving southward to Africa from Europe, every winter beginning.
Music/RadioRe: ‘I'm Retiring From Music’ – Kanye West by Augustine2244(m): 1:48pm On Jul 10, 2024
But he won't retire from the pornography industry he has delved into, not now just yet.
So much for the so called " Born again Christian" who claimed to have found Jesus Christ!
Lol! Now I fully understand what he has found "Beelzebub and Ashtaroth the Principalities in charge of sexual immorality and pornography.
He is not retiring from porn because sick in the head as he is,he hasn't made a mark there yet.
PoliticsRe: LASG To Translate Lagos State Laws Into Yoruba Using AI by Augustine2244(m): 8:06am On Jul 10, 2024
My Igbo brethren now would find a way to wail forgetting that Lagos state is part of Yoruba land.Some especially Obidients would systematically try to connect the state government's decision to BAT, and the current economic crisis.
One thing I love about Yorubas is their tight hold to their language, wherever they are.
A Yoruba man or woman will never ever greet a fellow Yoruba in English.
NEVER!
But We Igbos will greet fellow Igbos in English.
Even Northerners never do that.
Nupe will greet" Kube Lazhin" to fellow Nupe for morning,Kube gidi for afternoon and Kube Lozu for evening.
Hausa will greet " Ina kwana" for morning,Ina Wuni" for afternoon/evening.
It's Igbos that are the only major ethnicity greeting in English.
Lol! What a people!
Are we ashamed of our native words for good morning, good afternoon and good evening?
PoliticsRe: Reps Threaten Arrest Of Dangote Cement Management Over Price Hike by Augustine2244(m): 4:59am On Jul 10, 2024
Arrest Dangote Group management for what? Did he commit any trade related crime or oversee production of substandard and adulterated products?
By the time APC is done with Nigeria, Sudan currently in a state of civil war would be paradise compared to Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: 560 Repentant Boko Haram Militants Commence Training In Borno by Augustine2244(m): 10:01am On Jul 09, 2024
Laughing in Swedish!
And some idiots believe terrorism and banditry will end in the North?
Never!
Even US in all her long history of fighting terrorists in the Middle East has never ever rehabilitated "repented" terrorists, not to talk of reintegration into the society.
Am not talking of the countries involved in the terrorists fighting campaign with the US.
Who told these IMBÈCILES AND FOOLS IN GOVERNMENT,that terrorists repent?
Lucifer who fell thousands of years ago has never REPENTED and can never REPENT.
CelebritiesRe: Hanks Anuku Stages Lone Protest Over Hunger In Nigeria (Video) by Augustine2244(m): 9:55am On Jul 09, 2024
WizardOfNG:
Lol funny dullard. How has Anuku been living for decades now? When did he last have a job or means of income other than charity from friends, family and former Nollywood colleagues?

Yes Oh. Anuku was a billionaire yesterday now hungry because of Tinubu. Yeye desperado.

https://www.nairaland.com/7913652/hanks-anuku-cries-been-jobless
And he's the same one who gave his poor unfortunate wife HIV from his philandering lifestyle while in Zambia and Zimbabwe.
And he's looking for who to celebrate him in life.
Lol!
CelebritiesRe: Hanks Anuku Stages Lone Protest Over Hunger In Nigeria (Video) by Augustine2244(m): 9:50am On Jul 09, 2024
sultanofpigs:
RONU people go run from this thread.. cheesy
Lol! 7,5067 people left the group chat.
PetsRe: Fear Grip Residents As Hyena Escapes From Jos Wildlife Park by Augustine2244(m): 9:48am On Jul 09, 2024
Lol! Wahala wore wrapper, tie gele on top.
The state and wildlife conservation authorities in the state should move fast to track down this predator ASAP.
Hyenas are powerful hunters, with the most powerful jaws of any carnivorous animals.
Their jaws are so powerful that they easily make short work of bones including thigh bones, and other big bones of the skeletal system.
A hyena's jaws are much more powerful than those of the lion and other big cats.
Big cats can't crush big bones,but hyenas do.
That's why they are so efficient a predator and scavenger too.
Lol, Lions so much hate hyenas that they will kill one at sight which happens to be at the wrong place at the wrong time, that's one that strays into the territory of a pride of lions with the males being on watchful alertness.
Hyenas themselves are notorious for harassing lions feeding near them.
They are very cunning, and determined, making noises deliberately and scampering on and off to make the lions abandon their kill.
They do also steal kills from other big cats too, and will even try stealing from Nile crocodiles feeding on the bank and water edge.
Though this can cost a hyena life.
PetsRe: Fear Grip Residents As Hyena Escapes From Jos Wildlife Park by Augustine2244(m): 9:35am On Jul 09, 2024
Welcum:
I didn't even know that Nigeria still has any form of wild-life conservation institution. I think hyena is the fastest animal? If so, just know that a hyena could be found in your community any time from now.
Brother, you are wrong totally on one point.
Hyena is never the fastest land animal. That title goes to the cheetah,a big cat .
RomanceRe: Man Explains Why He Stopped Ladies Sleeping Over At His Place (Pictures) by Augustine2244(m): 6:44am On Jul 09, 2024
Lol! But unfortunately many young men won't still learn from this.
Bringing strange ladies into your home as a single guy can be very risky, just like prostitution is for ladies.
Not every lady you see in a club or elsewhere is human or normal human being.
There are ladies from the Occult who go on a hunt for the destinies of unfortunate men.
They seek POINT OF CONTACT for their evil to be effective.
And the POC can be sperm, public hairs,worn boxers,hair from the head or face.
Even they can use their VAGINAL SECRETION to cook for the unwary man and if he eats, he's done for.
LOL! Maybe the said lady used her V_Juice to cook for the lucky dude, and he being suspicious refused eating.
Then we have ladies that aren't human at all.
Mermaid spirits from the depths of oceans and rivers.
They are everywhere in different disguises, seeking human victims.
The funniest thing is that Nollywood movies portray these things always, and they play out in real life .
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Strikes Children’s Hospital In Deadly Barrage Across Ukraine by Augustine2244(m): 6:06am On Jul 09, 2024
The God of war is actually a female: Ashtaroth .Her power is deeply felt throughout the human world today.
That's by the way.
This ongoing Russia_Ukraine war should have long ago ended back in the middle of 2022,if Ukraine had agreed to Russia's peace negotiations terms which included giving up the Russian occupied eastern and southern parts of Ukraine, giving up its NATO ambition.
The Occupied Ukrainian regions moreover are populated predominantly with ethnic Russians, with a sprinkling of ethnic Ukrainians.And the ethnic Russians have long chafed at the central government of Ukraine culminating in the formation of separatist groups which backed the Russian occupation of Crimea in 2014 and have long fought the government.
After the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991, Russia and Ukraine had an agreement never to let the expansion of NATO reach her borders, though Finland never part of the Union joined the military alliance due to Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
Russia's demands were simple,but goaded on by the hypocritical West,she refused.
Now Ukraine is on life support militarily.
She can't fight effectively without Western assistance in weapons and finances.
God bless Russia and China.
White Pigs asslicker idiots won't understand but the truth is that RUSSIA AND CHINA are fighting for the existence of a MULTIPOLAR WORLD ORDER,where any nation can be free to choose her political and socioeconomic allies and trade partners, without bullying and coercion, without hegemony by the West.
A world order where developing nations can stand their ground against undue Western interference and manipulation.
That's what we need.
PoliticsRe: Hunger Protest Spotted In Wuse, Abuja - Shehu Sani by Augustine2244(m): 5:25am On Jul 09, 2024
Xscape1993:
It is well with the drug addict.
Lol! As in eeh!
Christianity EtcRe: Why MFM Pst. Olukoya Must Apologized To Pastor Femi | Beware Of Fake Prophesy by Augustine2244(m): 5:24am On Jul 09, 2024
veroupdatemedia:
Thank You so much for great analysis
Thanks to you too.
CrimeRe: Tears As 20-yr-old Cadet Officer Who Died In Hotel Pool In Abia Laid To Rest by Augustine2244(m): 8:07pm On Jul 08, 2024
ibechris:
U need a revival.
U are still in stone age sorry uncle.
I equally need a revival. You are still in the primordial era before the Stone Age. Sorry Uncle.
CrimeRe: Tears As 20-yr-old Cadet Officer Who Died In Hotel Pool In Abia Laid To Rest by Augustine2244(m): 6:18pm On Jul 08, 2024
ibechris:
It is only in Africa that we always think their names are the real reason they are poor.

In other climes,we have names like wood,Bush,harder,Edward coccine just name it. Hutchinson all which have gone far in everything but here David is suffering,Paul is about committing suicide and funny thing Muhammed was wounded by Bokoharam and I can continue to say more.
Mr White Pig worshiper, believe whatever you want.
Leave me with mine.
Is that too difficult for you?
CrimeRe: Police Begin Probe As Husband Brutalises Wife In Delta by Augustine2244(m): 6:14pm On Jul 08, 2024
PlanetZero:
I hope you are referring to your family. Cos I don't understand all these foul language you are using
Of course am referring to your family because I can't understand that I didn't mention you and you can't quote like a civilised human being.
Must everything be argumentative to you?
Why can't you quote someone like someone who is in his right senses?
Must every opinion be attuned to your belief?
Entity claiming to be " normal and civilized"
Please!
Lol!
CrimeRe: Tears As 20-yr-old Cadet Officer Who Died In Hotel Pool In Abia Laid To Rest by Augustine2244(m): 3:20pm On Jul 08, 2024
Really unfortunate!
BUT HAS ANYONE BOTHERED TO CHECK THE MEANING OF THE DUDE'S SURNAME ESPECIALLY IGBOS ON THIS FORUM?
Onyeomereneche literally means "He Who Was Offended Awaits"
What a NAME?
There's power in a given name but it's unfortunate that most people are ignorant of this vital fact.
Names activates spirits either good or evil, and play and play a vital role in a man's destiny in life.
Jehovah God Himself had to change Abram's NAME to ABRAHAM,in order for him to come into the Divine Promises on his life.
A lot of people online are so ignorant.
Monikers constitute a name whether you believe it or not, and if you give yourself a filthy moniker,it will reflect on your life.
I have seen a moniker here "Yoruba Bastard"
Lol!
What reasonable person in his or her right senses gives himself or herself such a repulsive moniker?
My people perish for lack of knowledge (Hosea 4:6).
Such a person would be ignorantly invoking the Spirit of Bastard on his bloodline, and later in life,he may or may not live to see the spirit of the name (Moniker) begin to manifest on his bloodline.
Now this young promising Army cadet might be bearing a cursed surname,yet not realize it, due to IGNORANCE AND UNNECESSARY CUSTOMARY SENTIMENTS.
If he wasn't teleguided to die at the pool, how does one begin to explain how or why a non swimmer should even come an inch close to a deep body of water?
I remember a long time case of a Yoruba guy bearing the name "Osundina" and according to the pastor also Yoruba who delivered him, the name means "Osun Has Blocked The Way".
We can imagine what goes on in the life of such an unfortunate person bearing such name! His life was filled with unending troubles and chaos, even in career.
He was only able to receive breakthrough after changing the NAME in the course of deliverance.
Gone are the days we bear and give names carelessly.
Every NAME today must be scrutinized thoroughly before giving it to our family, children,or ourselves.
CrimeRe: Tears As 20-yr-old Cadet Officer Who Died In Hotel Pool In Abia Laid To Rest by Augustine2244(m): 2:52pm On Jul 08, 2024
Zonefree:
ONYEOMERENECHE
What a name.

God rest his soul.
Lol!!! As in eeh! The name literally means "He who was Offended Awaits" Are you sure this isn't a cursed name?
CrimeRe: 3 “One-Chance Robbers” Using Aboniki Balm To Rob Victims Arrested At Airport by Augustine2244(m): 2:49pm On Jul 08, 2024
Bunch of animals only fit to be fed to crocodiles.
When a 50 year old and 46 year old men are still involved in forceful thievery, just know that they were CURSED FROM BEYOND.
A man of 50 years should be settled well in life and even preparing his house in order,in case death comes calling.
Talking about 60s and 70s is just overstretching the matter.
Christianity EtcRe: Outrage As Congregants Slept In Night Cold At The Gate Of Popular Lagos Church by Augustine2244(m): 1:13pm On Jul 08, 2024
Mrexcell:
I was born in Anglican church but later left to attend so many pentecostal churches I later found out that Catholic and Anglican churches still remains the best I have since returned back to my old Anglican church where I worship God with absolute peace without being brainwashed to worship God like a controlled human robot.
Exactly my brother.Ssme here.
I was born an Anglican but after attending many hopeless Pentecostal churches and witnessing their madness,I decided to go back to my Anglican church.
But I sometimes attend Catholic church.
CrimeRe: Police, Soldiers Raid Bandits Camp, Arrest 6 Suspects by Augustine2244(m): 12:19pm On Jul 08, 2024
Serves them right.See their faces like Madagascan lemurs, especially the species called Indri lemur.
PoliticsRe: New Islamic Year: Governor Radda Declares Monday Work-free Day by Augustine2244(m): 12:01pm On Jul 08, 2024
blowjohn:
Ah.. U don drink kunu tire u nor sabi ur left frm ur right again.

Calm down o
Oga,calm down oo!
Abi you don drink kunu tire u no Sabi your left from your right again?
Lolll! See how stupid you sound!
Where in the North did you see me drinking Kunu?
Do you know me before?
And to prove how much more stupid than I thought you are,Kunu is not alcoholic but a refreshing nutritious drink made from millet or guinea corn.
I drank Kunu in the SE even before going for NYSC.
Have sense !

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