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PoliticsRe: Residents Butcher Whale Washed Ashore Bayelsa Beach by Augustine2244(m): 8:01am On Jun 20, 2024
🤣🤣🤣 I said it before that most "educated " Nigerians in all professional cadres are actually STARK ILLITERATES!
Lol! Since when did a humpback whale become a fish,or whales in general?
Imagine the Olodo journalist with an empty bucket brain calling the gigantic mammal,a fish three times.
Lol! Even among our university professors, many of them are educated illiterates.
One foolish ITK UNIZIK prof by name Joy Eyisi decided to change English words pronunciation like she knows that language more than native speakers in the UK,US,Canada, Australia and New Zealand.
The lecturing fool turned "really" pronunciation to "R-I-A-L-L-Y whereas native English speakers pronounce REALLY as just that.
Lack of proper research and extensive scope of reading culture has and still turns educated Nigerians into ILLITERATES.
PoliticsRe: Russia Overtakes U.S As Biggest Gas Supplier To Europe (Photos) by Augustine2244(m): 7:48am On Jun 20, 2024
Tradepunter2:
HAHAHAHAH WHITE PIGS ARE THE ONES SAVING YOUR MAMA AND PAPA AND YOUR LINEAGE WITH TECHNOLOGIES AND DRUGS THAT HAVE PREVENTED SMALL MOSQUITOS FROM TAKING OUT YOUR GENERATIONS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol! White Pigs are equally the ones introducing your father and mother LGBTQ agenda and how to do sex change surgery and your lineage too.
They want to ensure that your generations never exist by teaching your father and mother how to engage in Same sex marriage.
Of course your lineage, generations and parents are the ones that you just referred to.
PoliticsRe: Russia Overtakes U.S As Biggest Gas Supplier To Europe (Photos) by Augustine2244(m): 7:38am On Jun 20, 2024
Excellent achievement by Russia.God bless Russia for resisting Western sanctions and marching on defiantly despite all odds.
The hypocritical West especially the US won't be happy at all with this economic achievement by Russia.They thought they could break Russia with sanctions and freezing of Russian assets in their territories,but unfortunately for the Western pigs, Russia got strengthened the more by these moves.
Without Russia and China,these Western pigs would have yeyelised developing nations so much that their sovereignty and self determination would be long gone with the wind.
Look at what France is scheming to do in its South Pacific territory of New Caledonia _to remould the constitutional framework of elections in the territory, such that Whites from the mainland living there would outmanuever the indigenous Kanaks in voting power and the territory would find it near impossible to assert a bid for independence anytime in the future.
White Pigs are really a curse to the rest of the world.
HealthRe: PCOS: Should I Tell My Parents About It? by Augustine2244(m): 4:58am On Jun 20, 2024
Exceptional300:
@mod can you move this to front page please
Brother,why not seek the professional advice of a gynaecologist together with the girl, rather than your parents, though you can still inform them later.
If she ovulates normally,then she would have no problem conceiving.
Foreign AffairsRe: More De-dollarization – Tanzania Seeks To Limit Use Of The Dollar by Augustine2244(m): 4:51am On Jun 20, 2024
Commendable moves by a responsible and proactive government which seeks to improve and strengthen the value of the national currency, and the economic development.
Unlike what we have here in Nigeria.
If not for stupid religious and ethnic sentiments, Nigeria should have caught up with SA as the most industrialized and advanced countries of Africa.
HealthRe: 25-year-old Lady Born With Two Vaginas Opens Up On Life Challenges by Augustine2244(m): 4:48am On Jun 20, 2024
Absuchat:
Wail all you want....you as well as your f00lish reasoning are inconsequential.
Shebi they ban you and your generation from contesting and winning the presidential election?
Because people choose to express their feelings here in humourous manner, to myopic person like you, they are not serious-minded people in real life?
Pant just dey wear you aswear
I didn't insult you nor refer to you in any way, but your stupidity is gloriously amazing.
Lol! Why are you barking like a frustrated rabid animal?
Were you among those I referred to?
Did you have to show the world how stupid and foolish you are, reacting like an angry king cobra on the offensive.
Lol! Thank God you know that pant dey wear you and you are a fool.
HealthRe: 25-year-old Lady Born With Two Vaginas Opens Up On Life Challenges by Augustine2244(m): 2:10am On Jun 20, 2024
From majority of the comments above, one can deduct the average mentality of a typical Nigerian.
That's all they know best_sex,sex,sex while their grandfather's age mate is ruling on the country and running everything aground.
Am sure some of the perverts who commented above are above 35 ,yet a man of their age bracket is the youngest president in Latin America _the current president of Chile, Gabriel Boric.
CrimeRe: Breaking News: Simon Ekpa Arrested by Augustine2244(m): 7:36pm On Jun 19, 2024
If this is true, it's long overdue, because that wild animal has caused much chaos in the SE.
PoliticsRe: FG To Send First Nigerian Civilian To Space by Augustine2244(m): 7:30pm On Jun 19, 2024
What a useless government and misplaced priorities! You haven't sorted out the minimum wage issue with NLC and made very tangible efforts to bring down inflation, and the sky high level of fuel and foodstuffs prices,but sending a Nigerian into space is your headache.
Don't be surprised that the so called collaboration will never materialise.
Which space power or International Space Agency will see this government as a serious partner in space collabo?
A government always lying shamelessly to cover its ineptitude.
CrimeRe: Britain Can Intervene In Nnamdi Kanu’s Case Without Court Order - Lawyer by Augustine2244(m): 5:50pm On Jun 19, 2024
AnyanwuSK:
You can only shout online here, when the time comes, the right thing will be done.

Your enemy must not be my enemy, we don't share same values

This should be your problem... Fulani Jihadists from the Sahel are killing your farmers but you're here crying over Nnamdi Kanu
Lol! Am not referring to you naa! Why are you agitating like an angry king cobra on the offensive?
Who made you miserable?
CrimeRe: Britain Can Intervene In Nnamdi Kanu’s Case Without Court Order - Lawyer by Augustine2244(m): 7:56am On Jun 19, 2024
Fineman2:
Nonsense, he's a threat to our sovereignty and National security, evil British government that is aiding and abetting the genocide in Gaza is talking about the wellbeing of anarchist.
No matter what they do, the terrorist can never be released.He contributed to the uncontrolled proliferation of arms in the hands of hoodlums in the SE.
CrimeRe: Britain Can Intervene In Nnamdi Kanu’s Case Without Court Order - Lawyer by Augustine2244(m): 7:53am On Jun 19, 2024
FitCorper:
Be like these Biafra guys just don’t know the amount of power and respect Nigeria wields as a sovereign fatherland. Make Britain come, men mount.
You can say that again brother.
FoodRe: Stop Storing Cooked Food In Refrigerator Over Three Days - NAFDAC Warn Nigerians by Augustine2244(m): 7:44am On Jun 19, 2024
Lol! I can laugh out loud in both Mandarin and Wu Chinese.
What a bunch of illiteracy redefined!
I thought low temperatures are supposed to hinder the growth of food spoilage bacteria and prevent the food from spoiling.
Thank God I still know my Biology from Sec.School.
Temperatures as low as 0.°F to _17.8°C will preserve all manner of edibles for months on end in a deep freezer or fridge, without them losing their nutritional value or taste/flavour and also totally prevent growth of bacteria that cause food spoilage.
In the Polar region of the Antarctic, where the lowest temperature is _89.2°C to 128.6°F, any animal that dies will remain fresh and preserved for months and even years if scavengers don't get to it.
Goodness, how did these educated NAFDAC illiterates come about their theory?
What is their source of information?
Lol! Truly most Nigerian scientists are actually STARK ILLITERATES
FamilyRe: Happy Father's Day From A Wonderful Wife by Augustine2244(m): 6:38pm On Jun 18, 2024
LordReed:
I am shouting out to my wonderful wife, our in house world class chef who cooked me a marvelous father's day lunch.

To all single guys I hope you find a wife like mine.
Lucky you! I tap into your Grace with vigour.
It's a great privilege seriously.
FamilyRe: 5 Reasons Some Wives Cheat On Their Husbands by Augustine2244(m): 6:34pm On Jun 18, 2024
Lol! This category I am mentioning is missing in the thread.
There are women who don't need any reason to cheat on their husbands.This category of women are sexually loose women who are players, just as we have in some men.In my Igbo language,we call them Nwanyi Ukwu Nnu.
They have been so programmed to sexual promiscuity during their spinsterhood days,that even in marriage,they can't let the lifestyle go.It has eaten so deep into them that they will cheat without any reason on the part of the husband.
CrimeRe: Fuoye 400lv Student Reportedly Arrested For R@ping Male Student(video) by Augustine2244(m): 1:46pm On Jun 18, 2024
Prestar:
What's going on bayi
Is the photo above,that of the pervert?
PoliticsRe: Youths Destroy Wike's Statue In Obio-akpor LG Secretariat (photos) by Augustine2244(m): 1:40pm On Jun 18, 2024
0001Lagos:
When the sitting governor, fubara said that he will give his political enemies small "Otapiapia", we didn't know that the small Otapiapia will cause a big disgrace to wike and all his wild cats

😂😂 😂 😂
Lol! He's receiving an overdose of Otapiapia.
Foreign AffairsRe: Thailand Legalises Same Sex Marriage by Augustine2244(m): 1:37pm On Jun 18, 2024
😭 I weep for the world seriously.
The Devil is not slowing down any time soon in bringing millions to eternal damnation and not sparing any weapons available for him and his demons.
He is increasingly manipulating world governments to set up and implement policies that would serve his diabolical purposes very well.
He's telling his demons " Hurry hurry with whatever you are doing,.We haven't much time left for our final punishment"
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Not Only Ones Facing Poverty, Says Tinubu by Augustine2244(m): 11:12am On Jun 18, 2024
Says the doddering old foolish Tinubulator who is seeking a new aircraft for his miserable self and his Vice.
Who's this entity trying to deceive?
May those who rigged the elections and voted for this calamitous government suffer a thousand times more than others.
RomanceRe: Woman Confronts A Slay Queen Who Used Anal Sex To Snatch Her Husband by Augustine2244(m): 12:48pm On Jun 17, 2024
Lol! Anal kingdom! Why should a normal straight man penetrate a woman anally?
If not for the spirit of Sodomy spread through pornography and possessing men, twisting their normal sexual desires into perverted ones, and breeding anal fetishes, any normal man should be averse to anal sex.
Mind you,in pornographic movies industry,no normal straight man has anal sex on set.
It's done by gays/ bisexuals and often you will see scenes of those men having their anal openings rimmed by ladies.
And ladies themselves are most often bisexuals.
So any lady who allows anal sex is either with lesbian/bisexual tendencies or being one.
Forget the stupid explanations of the wise fools of the world who know absolutely nothing.
Anal sex in pornography is strategically, methodically, calculatedly, intricately designed to destroy normal heterosexual behaviour in humans and turn as many humans as possible into bisexuals.
Mind you, this must have been the scenario in the accursed cities of Sodom and Gomorrah which God nuked to oblivion.
There's nothing desirable or noble about anal sex.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Become Self-sufficient In Fuel Production This July – Akpabio by Augustine2244(m): 7:18am On Jun 17, 2024
Hope it's not an audio July for self sufficiency in petrol production?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Govt Tackling Economic Crisis, FG Replies New York Times by Augustine2244(m): 6:56am On Jun 17, 2024
Lol! Laughing in Wu Chinese! So the Nigerian government which is a pathological liar now wants to refute the findings of the New York Times.
A pathetic lying government which claimed that fuel subsidy has ended for good,but it was all lies.The World Bank categorically stated that the APC liars are still paying subsidy, and the animals denied.
Recently they admitted still paying.
Lol!
Even though the West particularly the US is an annoying propaganda machine,I would rather believe this recent report about the FG,than the useless lying government we have.
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actress, Stella Ikwuegbu, Dies by Augustine2244(m): 4:00am On Jun 17, 2024
Unfortunate! Another veteran actress gone ! This woman has starred in many Nollywood movies alongside Sam Loco and Amaechi Muonagor of blessed memory,Nkem Owoh,Chinwe Owoh, Clemson Cornel,Pete Edochie,Rita Edochie,Zulu Adigwe of blessed memory, Patience Ozokwo AkA Mama G, Chinyere Wilfred,Diewait Ikpechukwu,Ngozi Ezeonu,Nuella Njubigbo,Oge Okoye, and many others.
May her soul find eternal rest in the Lord.
PoliticsRe: No Sign Things Will Change Under Tinubu –Archbishop Nwaobia ( Pic ) by Augustine2244(m): 11:55am On Jun 16, 2024
The man said the pure crystal clear truth,but brainwashed fools will come in droves like vultures around a tasty carcass, to call him names.
And it will be those who are still WAILING loudly like frustrated banshees over the prevailing biting hardships and inflation.
Lest I forget,I was glad when a Northern politician was flabbergasted over the SE,s silence and refusal to embark on Ebin Pa wa protests.
Foreign AffairsRe: If Elected, I Will Begin the largest deportation operation In US History - Trump by Augustine2244(m): 11:00am On Jun 16, 2024
Chiefpriestt:
Trump is better than Biden in terms of leadership l, I see him coming back to the whit house
Exactly, and he's coming back whether his enemies like it or not.
CrimeRe: Abuja Night Club Attacked By Robbers, DJ Killed by Augustine2244(m): 10:00am On Jun 16, 2024
PointZerom:
;D⁷

Don't allow useless politicians to deceive you that anywhere is secured in Nigeria.

That fall on a democracy day has a significant.
Seconded, brother.Especially SPIRITUALLY
Christianity EtcRe: Does Your Church Preach About The Coming Of Christ? by Augustine2244(m): 9:49am On Jun 16, 2024
Yes my church does fervently and even more.
OPM my church does more of giving to the public, operating 33 free schools,free skill acquisition programmes,free specialist hospital, free restaurant and more.
Local and international partners are constantly donating millions of dollars and naira to this great unique church of mine, for promoting the work of God in preaching the Gospel and assisting the needy and poor in the society, and delivering the captives of Satan.
Most churches today are more interested in taking from the members like a bloody parasite, leaving the members with nothing tangible to show for it on the members. Some churches are Witchcraft covens where evil prayers are made against non members, wishing them to become poor and beg for food from the members.Words are powerful and nobody should take them for granted.
CrimeRe: Outrage As Police Officers Go Door-to-door Demanding Settlements (photos) by Augustine2244(m): 4:13pm On Jun 15, 2024
Nigerian police men can never fail to disappoint in exhibition of their innate criminal tendencies.
Depending on them is the same as wading in a crocodile infested river with your eyes blindfolded, hoping nothing will happen to you.
CrimeRe: Texas Pastor Whitney Foster Sentenced To 35 Years For Stealing Churches by Augustine2244(m): 3:46am On Jun 15, 2024
All these New Generation churches actually are more of a nuisance to the society than a solution.
Foreign AffairsRe: Saudi Arabia Ends Sales Of Oil In U.S Dollars, Cancels 50 Year Agreement (Photo) by Augustine2244(m): 3:43am On Jun 15, 2024
Good one! The US can never dominate the world as long as Russia and China still exist as nations.
A multipolar world order is what the world needs.
Foreign AffairsRe: G7 Agrees $50bn Loan For Ukraine From Russian Assets by Augustine2244(m): 5:46pm On Jun 14, 2024
frankadrian:
This people no dey fear Russia😂
Lol! Russia will soon serve them and the foolish Ukrainian government, the breakfast they deserve.
CelebritiesRe: I Took A Break From My Online Ministry To Focus On God – Yul Edochie by Augustine2244(m): 5:38pm On Jun 14, 2024
Odogwu Nteje,tell them oo! Especially the religious fools who don't know their left or right concerning the things of God.
Also tell them that many churches are actually Witchcraft covens in disguise.
A certain pastor once stated that sex before marriage is not a sin, and another,a GO prayed that colleagues of his members fall into poverty and beg for bread.
AHH! God has seen an eyeful concerning Nigerian Christianity.
Instead of me being a member of RCCG,I would rather be a witch, transforming at night and flying to the coven in the forest.

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