₦airaland Forum

channelz:
lol@fone
You give up easily or what? Unless you plan to trade forex or something with the new phone

i dnt wnt forex

JustPOSH:
Pls am new here;hw do i put a Topic?

c me in my bedroom i wll teach u

trendy01:
Ogun state is better,come to Kogi state

what part of kogi are u 4rm?

sammiewayo:
dude,
visit FBN or FCMB update accordingly


thanks

bro my banks said dey dnt knw anytn abt it. Even firstbnk said FBNcapital are only usin dia name 4 biz.
So by nxt wk i use my 52k 2 buy fone.

Na only u waka com?

sinaj:
we call our dad wid it

ur sug4dad?

I dnt knw wot dey wnt again all d parastatals in naija are all headed by d northerners.

Hw much abeg i get Ssce?

sanbells:
A friend of mine just told me yesterday dah her boyfriend played his d*ck on her v with her trousers on. I think they were just having a quick romance. Buh the thing is, she never pulled off her trousers during that..... So my girlfriend is still a virgin and is really scared am of pregnancy, so she started asking me this question with fear all over her and I was like... "shey u been dey enjoy the thing now u come dey ask yeye question"... Lol. Buh she's really scared and really wants to know if there's any chance of her getting bigger.

yes she nids 2 c me asap i gat somtin 4 her

Pray,fvck,kiss,cuddle,hug,share ideas,argue,blame,fight,love,laff 2geda,eat 2geda,commit abortion etc.

Mtn na thief o dem giv u 25mb just open 2go 1mb don comot&if u stayed more dan 5mins u'l 22mb left.
Glo giv u data dnt xpect netwok 2 allow use it coz it wont connect.
Etisalat is fair thou.
Airtel i no get d sim
in summary in my Grandma's voice'if MTN were 2 sponsored NYSC dia wll b no netwok'

darisgod:
Was having random thought, i imagine a young girl/lady wit a man wit big tummy, I wonder hw sex will be like, I wonder wat style will suit d babe wit d 9months belle d man carry......lolz



#JustAsking



To Be Human is Beautiful !

in short u av a suga papa

I was r4ped.
I'v neva seen a d1k b4,even hw does a prik looks like?
I only had s3x 1x in my life

pcguru1:
Dude you forget that when you say Nigerian ladies are all thieves you are throwing your mom,aunts,sisters,cousin under that statement

I was r4ped.
I'v neva seen a d1k b4,even hw does a prik looks like?
I only had s3x 1x in my life
finishing of life

I was r4ped.
I'v neva seen a d1k b4,even hw does a prik looks like?
I only had s3x 1x in my life

FERMA

u dying gradually if u dnt knw wait tll u marry and see hell

whats bsilver ring??

hw does this affect GMB??

sleeping on duty

d face of d army na die

;Dyoutwo

austine4real:
youtwo sori i mean youtube

youtwo sori i mean youtube

;DLoL let's laugh out LOUd

1. Wickedness is when u put Taribo, OBJ, Taye
Taiwo and Bance in front of kids & tell them to sing
'All things bright & beautiful'
2. U be 35yr old first class graduate without job
and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no
worries' ...Ur life is on SOS
3. Bcoz say u wan impress ur GIRLFRIEND, u wan
con act JACKIE CHAN in front of a furious MOPO,
broda, R.I.P in advance
4. Ur BF beats you on a Daily Basis, you put his
picture Up and Ur BBM Status Reads "you bring
Out the Best in me" ..... Are you a Drum
5. At 40, U are still seeking for the perfect
gentleman. Aunty, U be Legend of the Seeker?
6. I wanna be so full of christ that when a mosquito
bites me,it flies away singing "There's power in the
blood
7. A father is scolding his son because he failed math
test. Dad:"Is segun not ur mate?!" Son: "Is dangote
not ur mate?
8. You can't be UGLY and den play ''hard to get''. it
doesn't work that way; you're already ''Hard To
Want''.
9. Your CGPA is below 1.0 in school yet you
demand for brazilian hair as val's gift... Which head
you wan put am ontop? Olodo
10. Most Girls pray For Hardworking men, Yet they
don't respond To Greetings From Bricklayers :s
11. U drank garri twice today, bought N100 Mtn
recharge card, subscribed for 10MB, came on
Twitter& wrote "Money no b problem" Ur case dey
court
12. Every girl has a price. For some its diamond
rings, some its fried rice & for some its just a bottle
of La Casera
13. What shall it profit a girl to have all the brazilian
hair in the whole world and still lose her boyfriend
to a girl on low cut
14. If you call a girl and she is not picking... send
her a credit voucher... take one digit out and wait
15. PASTOR: If your Bible & iPad are falling, Which ll
u catch 1st?.. AKPOS: My iPad o cos the Bible said
the Word of God can't be broken

Ymodulus:
100k is minimum for most bank

tnx