₦airaland Forum

You want to release inside her and get her pregnant abi?

PawPAW is a kind of fruit(2ce)
Sweet like sugar
Yello like fanta
Everybody like pawpaw
PAWPAW!!

The Bois you are seeing don't yet have conscience o... Na dem be the real bandits o..

Is her dad a politician?? I

Na that speaker him eye dey ...

Chai .. that one hit specially

Breakfast is sure... Las las


Make him rest


Meanwhile, I'm enjoying the show cos so many aggrieved ones together with the naija people will help to pull APC down!

Oh, praise the lord


Nigeria is one -1 terrorist safer


His village pipo wr super active while he was recording till he posted and then decided to give him a little distance

And e sure me say na him with him felo police men dey that koro dey sip kparaga

Iran is a big threat if allowed to develop weapons o.... Na dem dey sponsor isis and others o

I have nothing to say but to laugh at the way Africans are actually turning to terrible people

The comment I was waiting to see...

xristos:
these are ancients in their kingdoms..they have remained leaders over decades..unlike US that rotates leadership. So it's difficult to make deep friendship/alliance with someone you can only see in 4years
They can only make something similar with UK

iwaeda:
Nlfpmod, we need to by bicycles.

For traveling out of the country?

Confirmed... Cos me too I want to know

No I'm surprised that you are surprised

Man is free to enjoy

I'm the candidate for China state

AllBlack:
You are in Nigeria where everyone on your street can be kidnapped and beheaded with no help or even attention from the government.... and this is scary?

Keep whyning yourself

That teacher that was beheaded probably had the cleanest liver and stainless kidneys but HELLO! where is he now?

Abeg carry that your negativity shift

Dnt get it twisted, I feel so much for that man and his family .... He ddnt deserve such gruesome treatment and I decree and declare that those that have a hand in it will be eaten by worms and rot will alive.

Man of his words ...
I no dey doubt am...

First and foremost... Cut all extra vagant spending In that aso rock

Hmmmm... This is really scary


But thank God for his mercies

Finally una don use una eye see wetin una plant...

E go choke

Radicalism at its peak...

Don't you think this kinda art should be condemned

Ndi ori.... Just negodu


Four

Now the aggrieved ones will only help the opposition win

No operation without informants

so this later made frontpage in nairaland


I think Tulumbu is paying some people to distract nigerians

Do you know that gals of these day think it their right to be taken to restaurant on a first date?

blabulu2000:
Peter Obi has criticized the present govt for spending heavily on SUVs for lawmakers, and a lot of people have cvrsed out Wike for building houses for the judiciary. But let's go back in time shall we?

The same Obi who called out the govt reportedly purchased over 400 SUVs for traditional rulers during his time as a governor, oh, and with state funds obviously. Obi also got over 110 vehicles for Local Govts. He also gave out over 21 Honda Accord cars to judges in and 58 vehicles to magistrates; And that's not all. Houses were equally built for judges that cost close to N250m at that time.

Now how do you criticize Wike for building houses for judges, then clap for Obi who did the same? That's hypocrisy at its peak.

Note that the cars also distributed to the judges were reportedly Toyota sedans and Nissan SUVs. Obi equally distributed over 31 Peugeot 406 cars to House of Assembly members.

In his time his government distributed Ford, Honda, Toyota, Nissan, and Peugeot. Now he's talking about supporting local production. OK.

Hey bro .. ur problem don pass you o...
U need urgent medical attention
Don't say I ddnt warn ...
Cos even mad man dey think say normal people don mad

blabulu2000:
Peter Obi has criticized the present govt for spending heavily on SUVs for lawmakers, and a lot of people have cvrsed out Wike for building houses for the judiciary. But let's go back in time shall we?

The same Obi who called out the govt reportedly purchased over 400 SUVs for traditional rulers during his time as a governor, oh, and with state funds obviously. Obi also got over 110 vehicles for Local Govts. He also gave out over 21 Honda Accord cars to judges in and 58 vehicles to magistrates; And that's not all. Houses were equally built for judges that cost close to N250m at that time.

Now how do you criticize Wike for building houses for judges, then clap for Obi who did the same? That's hypocrisy at its peak.

Note that the cars also distributed to the judges were reportedly Toyota sedans and Nissan SUVs. Obi equally distributed over 31 Peugeot 406 cars to House of Assembly members.

In his time his government distributed Ford, Honda, Toyota, Nissan, and Peugeot. Now he's talking about supporting local production. OK.

Hey bro .. ur problem don pass you o...
U need urgent medical attention
Don't say I ddnt warn ...
Cos even mad man dey think say normal people don mad

Python25to30:
Guy go meet mechanic na
U dey ask us wey no get bicycle yet.⁷

U people should stop downplaying people that need suggestions here... Do you know that even Google directs people to nairaland?

So many people may have had such experience and solved it by themselves and can now give suggestions instead of taking it to mechanics who may use it the car to learn what he dosnt know Abt... Or charge exorbitant prices...
Ake una dey easy o

Mariangeles:
In the midst of the crisis, the teachers did everything but rush the boy to the hospital.

They even got someone to drive him home.🙄

Just imagine...

O

LordviccoDaGuru:
e shock you abi? Get ready to receive the biggest shock of life in 2027

Na you go collect the shock... It's ideally for you

poiZon:
Thieves, thieves n thieves...

We r not yet ready for a better Nigeria...

Lets pretend the crooks in power r reforming the economy.

I think I need the laugh button here