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CivilianJTF:
Why hugging me so tight, do you want to suffocate me? In fact you can kill me... It's over!


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CivilianJTF

johncallidon:
wetin ah go use diz news do nah well . . .

ademasta:
Before nko

ademasta:
Never knew the funny sketch was real until I saw the real picture...

ademasta:
You got it... It is not the gift that matters, it is the heart(mind u, na before o)....

Now, na the gift. Who doesn't want a Range Rover as gift?

ademasta:
today is 1st February...
He is planning to give it to his woman in two weeks time...

Click "like" if you understand

laribari:
Why the sad face?

what were you expecting to see? His corpse?

It's really insane how you people wish him to die. Will his death solve our problems? Abacha nor die? I remember the nationwide celebration back then during my campus days.

Ya' radua nor die? Did Naira equal dollar? Did PHCN repent? Obj nor scam us spending billions on power? Uncle Goodluck nor share money like say Na promotion him dey run?

As far as I'm concerned buhari has failed but wishing him death? Haba! Im smarter than that.

Do you even know how many caskets of that stupid IBB people carried and fried Akara mourning him because people wanted him dead? Yet, God still kept him!

Only God can elect a king and remove one at the same time. Only Him can tear down a kingdom too or build it.

Wish pmb death till tomorrow!

chuka5000:
she no dey reign again since she marry. she break too many guys heart.

Love Machine:
Femi Adesina even posted a pics showing the president watching channels TV.Femi can lie!

yibomustgo:
She said she doesn't have facebook handle when you Igbos first started crediting her with posts during and after elections.

AgbenuAnna:
that is how they told us Year Adua is alive until they couldn't hide it



just saying

Love Machine:
Why is your dad lying to Nigerians that he was travelling for a vacation instead of medical trip?Is it not our money that he is spending on medical bills?

ademasta:
Mr President is feeling fine according to a post on the facebook page of his daughter, Zahra Buhari.
She claimed her father had a successful treatment and would soon be back after to Nigeria after his break.

Source: Facebook.com/zahrabuhari
Mynd44, Lalasticlala

Softorgasm:
you like it right?

Softorgasm:

colik:
Like you said;it's disgusting.

colik:

colik:
My people?

Cholls:
my sister your people.

ademasta:
You did not see fresh meat in jeans

colik:
See how you're even forcing me.

ademasta:
But you don see the something

colik:
Mah no talk anything.

kadunasouth:
Awan ogun lorisirisi fun itoju ara onbo lona laipe
Bi ogun gbogbonise, inu rirun , ogun iba, ito sugar, nkkan osu ti nse segesege, orififo, alakala, idi yiyo, oyun iju, isoye, airoyun ni, oko orun, ati bebelo



OOGUN INU RIRUN
Alubosa Onisu funfun, Baaka, Iyere die, ao gun pomo ose dudu, ao wa su ose yen rondo rondo, ao ma fi mu eko gbigbona diedie tabi kia ju senu ka mu oti oyinbo die si tabi omi gbigbona. Inu rirun naa yo lo patapata lase edumare. O daju.

IDAKOLE(Amokole)
Ododo Asunwon Oyinbo, ao sa ko gbe daada, ao lo kahun die pelu e, ao ma fi ogi gbigbona mu ni sibi kan laraaro.


OOGUN FUN GBOGBO KOKORO INU EJE

Bi eeyan ba we tan, ti gbogbo ara ba n ja je tabi ti ara ba n ja je ni gbogbo igba tabi ki kokoro wa lara wa gegebi kuruna tabi kokoro eyikeyi. iwadi ijinle awon agbalagba fi ye wa wipe kokoro inu eje lo n fa awon inkan wonyi. Otito Oogun re ni eleyi...

Ao wa Egbo Igi ti Yourba n pe ni Akogun, ao gun po ti yio kunna daada, ao da sinu igo tabi ike, ao da omi osan wewe to po die si.

Lilo Re: Ao ma mu niwon sibi imuko laaro ati lale leyin ounje. Eni ti o ba ni arun jerejere(Ulcer) ko gbudo lo omi osan wewe, ki eni na lo omi lasan.

OORU INU(internal heat)
Ewe Ibepe, Ewe igi Cashew ti o ti gbe, ao se, ao ma mu ni ife kan leemeji lojumo.

OGUN GIRI.
Eku Asin gbigbe 1,Iseta Ewe Taba tutu, Kataba gbigbe, Taba
juku, Ewe Taba Oyinbo, Alubosa elewe, Ao gun po, ao da sinu oti oyinbo
ao ma mu. A si le da si meji kafi idakeji po ose dudu ao ma fi we omo na.

Oogun iko to daju> Ao loo wa aidan ti kogbe tan ao ha ibi isu re ao ki sinu ike kan, alubosa elewe,ao da omiikan(omi ogi) le lori, ao je ko toro di bii irole ojo ti aki tabi aaro ojo keji. Ao maa mu laaro ati ale. Walahi talahi, ajebiidan ni. Ao nii saisan o!


ATOSI::: odindi epa ikun, odindi bara kan, ako kanhun, baka die, a o fi emu da lagbo, a o gbe pamo fun ojo meta, a o ma yo mu lehin ojo keta. Odaju

AKOKORO:: Oti oyinbo, egbo agbasa, a o ge egbo agbasa na, a o da sinu oti pelu egbo ata, didi si ereke fun iseju marun, lehin na a o tu danu. Odaju o.



EGBOGI GBOGBONISE............isu alubosa meta. Kahun bilala. Iyere. Oga meta. Ise eta kan. Egbo gbogbonise. Imi ojo. Atare meta. Eruru. Alubosa elewe. Aidan. Egbo ojola igbo. Eku asin meta. Iyo die. Orogbo. Efirin. Ata pupa die. Baka. Isirigun die. Eepo oganwo die. Ao gun gbogbo re gege bi agunmu. Ao maa fi muko gbigbona. Danwo ajebida ni fun gbogbo arun.



EGBOGI JEDIJEDI (ogun jedijedi)
egbo idi egbo ayin kafura pelebe. Ao re sinu omi Ao maa mu.

MinorityTribe:
See why Seun is Jealous of MMM. Hurry up before the jealous kid hide the tread and ban me.
https://www.nairaland.com/3526268/most-visited-site-nigeria-nairaland#52049093

hrhobi1:
I wish I can ban Nairaland for posting negative news about MMM . Nigeria has so many problems, government corruption, lack of electricity, bad roads, no jobs, please Seun concentrate on these issues and leave us with our MMM, is it your money . Even if MMM crash, it's our money not anybody's fathers money. Useless negative backward thinking set of demons.