ademasta:

Udonminit?

So...


Olosho will now become your full housewife?

I tot Olosho thing na contract deal

Contract renewable on negotiation

ademasta:

No vex dear, BTW that's the merit list, VC list will soon be out.


You must be admitted into Parenthood Institute of Nigeria(PIN) next year. Just allow me do my best

You best?

JixNation:

That incompetent idat has been
 stalking the girl since yesterday.

Hmmmm

I can see 3 columns in the picture above... And one name topping each...

Folake(Wa)

Fatima(Zo)

Chioma(Bia)

Hmmmmmmm

JixNation:

If you're crushing on/in/into/unto
Laveda tell her straight and date her
and stop spamming her mentions

Are you protecting someone here

Why Avadella no dey dia?



We have to verify the source of this list...



Me wey i don dey buy baby things?

Haaaa

He should marry her and be the 30th

ademasta:

Shey na only mango dey ripe?

What of orange?



And the almighty CUCUMBER

Cucumwhat

ademasta:

I bet you need not be called sen5eless this early morning.


You are in joke section if you do not know.



I need not exchange words with you. Peace!

Do not mind him ademasta, he is just an attention seeker forming to be serious

We shall all ripe


But i no be mango

Galacious1:
A lot of my colleagues are following d series, I tried to but it was too dry for me.

Kudos to Funke, she's got a lot of fans

Too dry

Shege and Jenifer are always 5&6


Jenifa be like: "Kiki, how is yhuuu? "


Shege: I am travelling to oversea country, United State to be precise, each time ayam talking to you you say i want to talk you to death.

Jenifer: Shege you can talk me to death now

zakim:
.

Spacebookers Association of Nairaland.


SAN

The guy that didn't pay at all is the APC.

The one that paid without counting is the PDP.

The other one that first paid is the AD.

MrSmith007:
lets do the maths.. your annual earning is 840,000 .
An affordable house #150,000
Transport(800 daily) #192,000
Feeding (800 daily). #292,000
Others #50,000
Total ; #684,000

Savings #156,000

Not bad if yu ask me

Oh MrSmith007, i love this!
Thank you very much

Hmmm

Ok... Employing people based on merits is all we want.


Not CONNECTIONS!

ehibaby:


Abuja transportation is cheaper than lagos,i have stayed in both two states..even cab in abuja is cheap

Thank you sister

temitimx19:
Well its a good start if you can take the risk. I started with #40k + Accommodation + Feeding in Lagos, I had to relocate from Kaduna. Jobs are scarce nowadays, so please think carefully before making any decision

Plus accomodation plus feeding... Hmmm


In this case, no accomodation, no feeding


I will try my best. Thank you sir/ma

donasere:



Every fibre of my being screams it's not worth it. For real how would you take a 70k pay in abj with no accommodation...
You dint even tell us the location of the company...E fit dey one of those highbrow areas like daht...so you will consider not just accommodation but also transportation.
Please a. 70k job in ondo, kwara, osun, ekiti,eboyni and the likes is owk for starter but in ABJ where you gotta relocate to is a no no. If you can renegotiate terms with them good....get them to beef it up to atleast a 100 but it not....Just keep hoping and praying something better shall come up.


Cc ademasta
Wetin you feel?

Thank you sir. ABJ.... Hmmmm

Hmmm

onward4life:


Nigerian ladies sef. Turning me down since 19 BC

So Ok it waz a joke

Smiles

Ogun again!

Roon9:


It's not too bad o...but to relocate on that amount will be hard o. I ll accept shar.

Thanks boss

onward4life:



I started 15k a month as I graduate in abuja.
But today am almost almost landlord.
So u better accept it and date me.

I will accept the job. Thank you.


But the last part of your post tho

Benny95:
U can get self-contained in some areas in Abj for around 120k to 200k. But relocating from Lagos to Abj for that kinda salary is really something to ponder over, unless you want the job experience for now. My opinion.

Yes i think the job experience

nnamdiokere45:
omo I like dat ur quote oooo...I go plagiarize am ooo

Smiles

cmoney22222:
U just spoke my mind. Nice one

Thank you

Akerry:
70k isn't that bad for a starter ....#Avadella.pls apply the economic rule of scale of preference and you will be good to go#

I think i will apply the rule. Thank you Akerry

Justdulla:

Abuja is cool u wud adapt easily.. its just so u fortunate that am outta town.. i 4 show you around. meanwhile the location of your office should ve used as the yardstick to determine your location of residence.. Dutse, nyanya et al you will get cribs of 100-150 even in kuje to gwags its d same.. cut ur coat according to your cloth.. Meanwhile the pay your getting is quite fair. I didnt even get up to that @ ma first/Second job.. 80k per month thereabout is okay for a starter in Abuja provided review is inserted in the contract. Food is kinda cheap and transport cost is fair, lifestyle is expensive but affordable. You shud be careful as to the kinda vehicles you board and how you behave and interact in your environment. would ave loved to tell yah alot bout abj, buh its best you experience all yahself.. Congrats i ce again

Wow! Thank you very much. My mind is now at rest

kennygee:


Best of luck dear.

Amen