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okerekeukachi:
A financial management services n human capital development needs just female Customer Relational Managers. preferred age 21-39yrs.Salary Range N100,000 - N120,000.She needs an applicant with good oratory ability applicant should forward CV to dejolly123@gmail.com or send name,location, qualification/phone number to 08037699996 for immediate screening.

So as big as the financial bla bla coy is they can't afford a customised email . They are using gmail? Which coy uses phone number?
I smell egbon scam.

tallsalako:
if i were you i will try if i can open it without causing damage to the envelop, otherwise, i will go to the admission office (next room to netque office) i will explain and plead with them if they can help open and make photocopy so as to submit to my department. i will cook up cogent reasons why it would be extremely difficult to get another transcript (time, work, your school procedure.....) and if i exhaust these two options and no way out i will then proceed to my school as the last option.

Thanks but i'm not the victim.

donTbone:
After thinking on what to post, i have to create a counter thread on "20 FACTS about NIGERIAN guyz"

I wouldnt have been angry if it was 'SOME' guys. Generalizing it is a crime for me.
So, in other words... ere is a counter thread too.

1. They can love you and still have 'FRIENDS WITH BENEFIT'.
2. They love 'SEX' but will pretend they dont.
3. They are the most talented in MULTIPLE DATING. They can date 3 room mates
without any of them knowing, except they want them to know.
4. During their 'FLOW', be careful of what you say. They can abuse your mom knowingly
and blame it on the 'BLOOD'.
5. They love men for money, but if your story changes for worse... OYO!
6. They are specialist in tying man down with pregnancy.
7. They wanna remain 'V' till wedding night but wouldnt mind ORAL and ANAL.
8. Remove the make up...80% of them are fake.
9. Many of them wants a rich and ready made guy.
10. Their 'I LOVE YOU' only comes when material things is involved.
11. They dont believe in relationship where they could be the spender and let the
guy save for marriage.
12. The beautiful ones of the ladies are call girls.
13. They can use their resources to get what they want... EASILY.
14. They can have a lover...and still have a CRUSH.
15. Trust me... all of them love sex. Even those that say they can live without it.


Yes/No.

cc: Evathyst
Estharfabian
Cutehector
dollyjoy

All girls? I beg to disagree. So it has become a competition between you and Evaythst?

Btw, shoro niyen ? @ 12,13,15
You all should stop generalising.

Evathyst:
Lolz! Them go face you o! Hope you're wearing enough bullet proof?


Shey you know that face guys make when they want to 'CUM?'

You are a spoilt girl.

Jaidooo:
Pure fallacy. I'm out.

*drags him in* swear that you have not exhibited these traits ever.

Evathyst:
I've been observing some guys here with their Lady-bashing attitude. The likes of Tosyne2much, Emusmith, Tomfrench, Falconey and co. With their long epistles on '10 this, 10 that about ladies'.


So, I decided to post this price which I stumbled upon on facebook. Enjoy!



20 FACTS ABOUT NIGERIAN GUYS;
1. They can never love one lady.
2. They love sex more than anything.
3. They are very talented in lying to a lady.
4. They talk softly while conning ladies.
5. They are Heart breakers.
6. They can promise girls heaven on earth without fulfilling any.
7. They love we ladies before sex, after we do it with them, they hate us.

8. They fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.
9. They are specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning boys are broke.
11. They're wicked.
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby
13. They want to bear the title I'm the one that
disvirgined this girl.
14. Many of them are jobless.
15. A lot of them are pretenders.
16. Their 'I love you' means I want to have sex with you
17. Guys don't believe in relationship without sex.
18. All they want is sex. No sex, no dating.
19. They don't ve one girlfriend, on 2go or
facebook or whatsapp they'll keep asking any girl out.
20. Naija boys like sex pass their life.

TRUE OR FALSE


#All pun intended#

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Farano
Avicky
Estharfabian
Cutehector
Ritababe.

My love, i will beg to disagree here. Not all but some immature Nigerian guys.

I know some that mean what they say.

So i will say true to an extent.

Legendre2:
Hello, I was given a copy of my transcript and it is sealed.
They (OAU) require two copies of it with the supporting docs+transcript label for pg skul and department.
What do I do now?, can I open and and make another copy of the transcript?

Why didn't inform your school that you need two copies? You would have told them to photocopy the original before sealing so you can submit that to the department.

Btw, you are meant to have a student's copy.

Please, don't open the sealed document. Just go back to your school and explain things.

Akell:
Love you can it. Friendship I want. Male and Female. How you? I 3ple sight you oo

Love kwa? Mba o. Love has found me already.

Akell:
Love you can it. Friendship I want. Male and Female. How you? I 3ple sight you oo. But wetin you find come here sef?

As u be my follower, i go dey see your posts na

TheRealAdonye:
Final award of the night coming up.

Couple of The Year:


and the nominees are:


Evathyst and Omawunmi85
Tolutweety and Jamean
Lero15 and Amicable09
TrendyPrince and Naanxie




and the winner is:












I dey come, Make I drink water first.

Evathyst and omawunmi85 are both females or you celebrate homo couples too?

TheSlyone:
Madam Avicky, leave trash for lawna. Evathyst and I will sort ourselves out even in your absence. Haven't you heard, love trumps all things even the closest friends we hold dear.

Abegi, leave trash for lawma.
I trust my friend. You wish.

Evathyst:
Getting to meet you is not difficult nau, just seek my bestie's consent. Tell Avicky that you want you & I to meet and that she should give her consent, trust me, if she answers in the affirmative, then, it's possible.

#Playing him like a Back Pass#

#Gbam.

Evathyst:
O lenu eyan mi! Ma je solo e lo, asiko e ni!


Anybody that tries to pick a quarrel with, please don't give him that cheap popularity he/she craves for. Just summon me(your able general) and I'd come in here to tear the person to shred.


Iyalaya any trouble maker! Street ti take over, tucking in o jawo mo.

Eyan mi, wa gba yi. Iyalaya won.

Egbon TheSlyone, if you want this hailing, you can come and take it.

Evathyst:
And who's this Almighty judge?


How can you pitch me against my 1 & only bestie? No o! I can't bloody take that! How can I ever be 'cute' when I've never nursed any baby like she's done?


Like the yoruba proverb used to say 'Eni tio ti ku, kole moru iku to ma pahun' If after nursing a child like my friend and I still retain this face of mine, then, I'd be in a position to compare myself with her.... So, thanks but no thanks!


@Avicky, bestie no vex abeg, forgive them all for they know not what they are saying.


Avicky, the cutest nursing mother! Tuale o!

Shey make I bring my hand down?

Je ko wa le. Oshey, wa gba yi.

okerekeukachi:
Thesylone....when I said you would be labelled sunnypar, abi you no see am. Avicky, always calm down. You blood too dey hot! Relax and enjoy life. Sincerely, you are a mother, a sister and a friend but try and pipe low.... You must not reply to every comment.

Thanks.

okerekeukachi:
What you posted is not me? You want to see me. I would meet you at Oshogbo. Haply weekend ma.

Lol. Osogbo ke?
Have a nice week.

By your comment you are Sunnypar.

Sunnypar et artisticallyart

TheSlyone:
Hehe. Was referring
to Evathyst. You look cute by the way but Evathyst always look cutter from birth

Berra.
*cuter you mean Sunnypar

okerekeukachi:
They would label you sunnypar.

Offcourse. You have about 8 monikers.

okerekeukachi:
They are suspecting you to be sunnypar.

Hmmm. Sunnypar aka Odunhary aka okerekeukachi aka many others.
Be there deceiving yourself.

TheSlyone:
Don't start dragging, she's taken

Which of them?

LordOdin:
hmm make I get job fess, before I begin drag Your crush with You

God took his time to create Evathyst & Avicky, two beautiful people.

#speechless

Evathyst:
Thought my Oga promised all of you on my behalf that I wouldn't throw tantrums here this year?


It's not like I've not been tempted to break that promise though, but I still can't find a worthy e-opponent here. Should you find any, kindly notify me asap. I be lady and trouble na my work!


Sunnypar, Rest in peace! Just like artisticallyart, you self don go down in history.


One by one, dem don dey go!

Rip gidi ni o. But he will resurrect with new monikers.

At last.

Bon rève.

Is that all for today?

GoldenDr:
You don turn Steve Hardy

Steve Harvey. Don't mind him.

Lero15:
All these French you dey speak no go helep matter

Allez avouz

Whatever.