captainking:

From this reports.. Your kidneys and liver is fine..

Thank you so very much sir, I greatly appreciate your response….. Thank you so much sir

captainking:

You are fine man.. No cause for alarm..

You’re serious about this?? Nothing is wrong with my liver??

matify83:
Both results are within normal limits .

Wondering the basis for RFT and LFT?

If done without a doctor's recommendation, then it's a complete waste of naira.

So you mean I’m alright and nothing’s wrong with my liver??

All the sleepless nights, unable to eat, anger, frustrations for the past 8 months were all for nothing…..Thank you Jesus Christ, thank you Lord God Almighty.

immortalcrown:
You were not supposed to go for the test without a doctor's directive.

I did it because I just wanted to know if I’m fine, based on some symptoms I’m experiencing.

Good evening nairalanders, I did a liver function blood test this afternoon but I don't understand what the result says. I asked one of the doctors to interpret it for me where I did the test but he could not, saying I should wait for the main doctor to arrive to interpret it for me, I waited for 4 hours and he didn't arrived, they later told me that he won't be available until next tomorrow.

I did this test because my father died of liver disease 2007 due to excessive drinking. I have been drinking also for the past couple of years but it seems to be getting worst lately, I have duely advised myself and I intended to tone it down to at least 3 or 4 times a week.

So please, doctors in the house help me and interpret this result, please as I'm quite scared and anxious to know what it entails.

KosiGee:


On a more serious note, if your libido is high as you claim, you do not need any medication to achieve erection or stronger erection. That’s drug abuse.

You don’t need drugs to support or complement your high libido. You are doing yourself a lot of harm sir. I don’t know how old you are but the habit will cost your dearly if you don’t stop or check it.

If you have high libido, you don’t need any medication to achieve solid hard on. Learn to discipline your mind and body. A few days of abstinence is good for you. As for patronising prostitutes, it’s a path you need to turn away from.

Quit drugs and rid yourself of potential harm to your health and mental wellbeing. Addiction isn’t a nice thing.

Thank you so very much sir for your advise, to be completely honest with you I have been battling and fighting to control my sexual urge for more than 8 years, currently I'm 27 years. I'm not suffering from erectile dysfunction of any form, I normally get solid hard erections, but I really don't know why I take Vega - 100 to accompany my erection. But I just find my self taking it always, although not every day but mostly every 2 day's sometimes 3 day's max.... The worse case scenario is that I always take Action bitters or black bullet on a daily basis, I mean every single day, yesterday alone I drank two black bullets and two action bitters, seems it's beginning to affect me already, because I figured out that I'm sometimes having uncomfortable stomach pains, not always but it normally appears and disappears. I'm really not happy with my lifestyle but I can't just seems to be able to quit. I read your advise over and over again before I responded and I would try to quit before It destroys me completely. I will try all possible best as from now henceforth.

As for abstinence, I have tried to abstain from anything sex and the max I could go within the past 8 years of my life and day to day existence was just 4 days, four days was the max I could go.

Depressed101:
ahhhh, alagba!! ¶every two days? Is it not supposed to be one time treatment, i hate to tell you this, you are spoiling your prick.. You will soon start seeing side effects

Boss viagra, Vega - 100, Cailis etc has no side effects, I have been taking them for years due to my naturally and extremely high libido. No negative side effects, I sex every blessed day e.g I was with my girl for two weeks straight and in the space of two weeks that I was with her, we had sex on all 14 day's both morning and evenings each. I returned back home yesterday and the urge returned I still sex a prostitute yesterday and maybe today as my sexual urge is so high.... I'm not suffering from erectile disfunction but just using it for a more stronger erection.

Datsme:
You self, You be baddest! All those drugs because of kpekus. Are you on a marathon mission? Abeg, carefully dey do am cos this life no get duplicate o.

As for the police ppl, nothing dey surprise me again about their matter. They are the most corrupt institution in Nigeria.

I don't take them always Sha, only every two days sometimes 3 day's interval.

RisenJoe:


Are you ok at all Is that supposed to be a joke or what?

I don't think he is OK... Leave him let him continue ranting

Good morning Nairalanders, I created this thread to talk about my experience with the police yesterday, I was coming from Ozoro, Delta State after spending 2 weeks with my girlfriend whom is schooling at Ozoro polytechnic. On my way the police stopped our vehicle "toyoto sienna" so they searched all passengers bag including mine. When it got to my turn he searched my whole bag but found nothing, then he opened the small zip by the side of my bag and saw a black celophine, he opened it and saw some drugs comprising of Panadol extra, ibu profen, a condom, vitamin - C tablets and four Vega - 100 capsules. To my surprise he commanded me to follow him, my mind was completely relaxed because I knew I had nothing implicating in my bag. I followed him and he commanded me to enter into their motor which I did then he called two of his colleagues and told them that I'm with a hard drug, that I'm a rapist, It was then the animal in me came out, I told him that he should not use such words on me again. He now said instead I should be pleading I'm making mouth, I responded by letting them know that Vega-100 is a normal drug that is sold nationwide and it's not banned like tramadol. Then he responded that If I believe it's not harmful that I should swallow the 4 capsules and see what would happen to me, he said if I'm having problems with my manhood why didn't I go for normal roots. I was so speechless and same time furious. Then our driver came that other passengers are in a hurry that It seems he can't wait for me any longer that I should settle the police so we could all leave, he warned me that If they should carry me to their station that I would be paying a lot. He went to talk to the police and came back to me that they said I should bring 15k I pleaded and settled with 10k in which they refused to accept anything lesser than that. I was so furious because I never believed that the country has become this bad, never in my life would I ever believe that a day would come when I would settle police because I'm seen with a normal drug that's sold nationwide without any ban or restrictions on it. This is just so sad, this is my experience with the police yesterday.

UndauntedYOCA:

Without this oil, how long would you last?

1 minute, 2 to 3 mins max

proff010:
Tell her to shave, those hair hurt your penis

I would have really thought the problem is coming from her but I have had same encounter with my past 3 girlfriends, i forgot to state that on the original post I made. I have always had a sore penis after sex with them.

ikorodureporta:
That one wey injure u last, shey teeth dey inbtwn her legs

I would have really thought the problem is coming from her but I have had same encounter with my past 3 girlfriends, i forgot to state that on the post I made. I have always had a sore penis after sex with them.

UndauntedYOCA:
Visit a doctor.
I also think you should always ensure the vagina is well lubricated for easier penetration, if your gf naturally has a dry vagina the she should purchase odourless vagina lubricants and use before sex and during sex when her vagina becomes dry. I'd also suggest you now have raw sex as it's dangerous because of the open sores, it'll expose you to diseases.

My new girlfriend vagina is averagely wet whenever we are having sex, i would have thought the problem is coming from her but I have had same encounter with my past 3 girlfriends, i forgot to state that on the post I made. I have always had a sore penis after sex with them. I don't know if it's because of prolonged sex because I always use Samsu oil whenever I'm having a sex and it could make me stay longer for minutes and sometimes an hour

linearity:
Until you fine a solution, please try to be using condom to protect you from STD.

I know you say, you don’t have any; but your open sores are serious invitation for problem.

You're very right sir, but i really don't likes using condom while having sex, i have had sex with many strangers I have met for the first time without condom, but i normally go for texts e.g hiv, hypatitis, syphillis, gonorrhea etc etc every two months. But I have none of these stds I mentioned above

austine4real:



Maybe u have ruptured some blood vessels/veins with excessive masturbat1ng


Konsut ur doctor for treatment

I really don't masturbate that often, that was my past life. But I do have a fleshlight and a semi flesh light that I'm using to masturbate and I really don't feel these soreness whenever I'm sexing my fleshlight or sex doll

Good evening Nairalanders, I'm having a very serious problem and it's about my penis.
It is very strong like a stick when erect and it's really affecting me so very negatively, when erect I feel some slight pains, just little pains. I'm not really bothered about that because I'm used to it already most expecially but my main problem right now is when I'm fully erect my penis is very strong like a stick and it's giving me injuries when penetrating.
I have only had 4 girlfriends all my life the first asked me "why is your penis strong like a stick" that's where I got my phrase from, by explaining its strong like a stick
My second girlfriend normally calls me "strong prick"

My last 3 girlfriends, including the first, second and third. I have always had serious and painful open sores all over my penis when I had sex with them. I feel sore all over my penis "fresh open sores" sometimes I bear the pains and continue having sex with her but after ejaculating I feels pains all over my penis, serious pains. And it would take weeks before the sore would eventually heal, i don't have herpes or any other sexually transmitted disease and infection.
My penis is very thin and I don't feel much friction when having sex, so I'm confused why I get injury on both corner of my dick while having sex, it's really frustrating. It's really so frustrating.

If anyone has any advise or solution, please let me know and I would follow up with the advise.

SirMichael1:
It's no big deal sir. We're all here to help each other.

Good morning sir, I din't heard from u again

Ejusni:


Why did you go for a test? Where you having fertility problems or any defect? Besides your sperm count is above normal, girls should be scared of you...lol

Below is the reason why I did the test

for the past 7 years now I have been having sex almost on a daily basis if not daily, it became really worse last year and this year, mostly this past 6 months in which I have only abstained for 11 days, in the last 6 months.
I have seeked for a solution but nothing seems to be working to help me out of this mess, I saw that all the money I have been working daily with my handwork was going down the drain because of women I have been carrying up and down on daily basis.
So I bought a sex doll and a fleshlight and right now I'm having sex on a daily bases with this instruments and sometimes goes to prostitutes and also masturbate when I'm back from the brothel before sleeping off.
I told my friend about my situation that I just can't live without having sex in a single day, then he started cautioning me about me being impotent in the future and worse more having low sperm count and watering sperm, I was so scared that I thought to myself that I must have already had low sperm count due to my daily sex all these past years.

That was why I went for the test

Emeka71:
Within that short time stated in the result?

The lab is not far from my place, about 3 to 4 minutes walk

SirMichael1:
Okay. I'll get back to you.

Okay sir, thank you very much
I would be awaiting your response, I would be really so great ful if you can help me out with the analysis of the result.
Thank you so very much sir at least for responding to my quote.
I'm really so Great ful.

Stubborn82:
How much is the test cost please

It was 5K

SirMichael1:
You didn't tell me about the red blood cells that is 1-2. Anyways, I'll get back to you before I sleep. I promise.

Please sir, could you help me analyze this test result please sir, pleaseeee

Emeka71:
^Did you release your sperm at the clinic where you did the test.

Below is the reason whey I did the test

for the past 7 years now I have been having sex almost on a daily basis if not daily, it became really worse last year and this year, mostly this past 6 months in which I have only abstained for 11 days, in the last 6 months.
I have seeked for a solution but nothing seems to be working to help me out of this mess, I saw that all the money I have been working daily with my handwork was going down the drain because of women I have been carrying up and down on daily basis.
So I bought a sex doll and a fleshlight and right now I'm having sex on a daily bases with this instruments and sometimes goes to prostitutes and also masturbate when I'm back from the brothel before sleeping off.
I told my friend about my situation that I just can't live without having sex in a single day, then he started cautioning me about me being impotent in the future and worse more having low sperm count and watering sperm, I was so scared that I thought to myself that I must have already had low sperm count due to my daily sex all these past years.

That was why I went for the test

Emeka71:
^Did you release your sperm at the clinic where you did the test.

No, i went home to masturbate and came back with the semen sample after someone few minutes

Samfloxin:

How many days did you abstain before the test? just natural things you will eat and abstain from 5 to 10 days and go for another test you will see a boost. Don't worry about it at all.

I abstained for 4 days

yusufu16:
Normal is between 60-100 million cells
You have 128 millions. So you have more than enough sperm count. Every girl should be afraid of you, because you can impregnate even a stone.

Wow, sir is this response for real or just to lift my dying days spirit up? I have been really so down since yesterday after getting the result thinking my sperm count is very low, your response just lifted my dying spirit and gave me hope again, I feels so lively right now, but sir is my sperm count really 128 million? You just lifted my dying spirit and gave me so much hope, but I really want to know that if my sperm count is what you says it is. I feel so alive right now after seeing ur response, thank you very much sir, I appreciate. And I await your response again.

MrEgghead:
128,000,000 is absolutely normal, I'm sorry...
I thought it was 1.28 × 10^6....
Once gain, I'm sorry.

Wow, I'm so surprised that my sorrows turned out to joy within a twinkle of an eye, i have been so down but your recent response gave me a huge bost, but sir is it really 128 million sperm count I got?

MrEgghead:
You just need to visit a reputable hospital and you'll be fine.

Sir, on the text result above, is it where they wrote 1.5mls that indicated the sperm count or where on the result sir?

articleme:
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Sir, can you explain this result to me please

MrEgghead:
You have very low sperm count...When it is below 20 million sperms/ML, it's definitely Oligospermia...You need to visit a specialist in reproductive health ASAP....

Chaiii, i dun finish
I won't be able to sleep this night
Thinking will finish me up
So, I'm impotent?

Please doctors In the house, please help me analyze this sperm count result