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Foreign Affairs › Re: Netanyahu: 'Anyone Involved In The Attack Against Us Lives On Borrowed Time' by Axis313(m): 8:06pm On Oct 06
We all know the FlyDubai saga was a script.

In Arabic what is toilet called ?
Hamam! Especially were you wash with water

What is a shit guy called? Alhamami
Literally it means The toilet

What’s the name of the suppose co pilot?

Hamam al hamami

There is one in the entire Middle East who is called Hamam al hamami except a fictional character😂😂😂😂

They have find names to suit their narrative but none, so they had to forge an Arabic name without knowing the meaning.
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is The Biggest Thief Here? by Axis313(op): 12:44pm On Oct 06
AmehMoses:
Who will the dad go to now huh
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The dad is the provider.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Another Reason Flydubai Drama Is A False Flag. by Axis313(op): 12:39pm On Oct 06
They lied to us that a plane plunged 14000 feet and nothing happened to the occupants of the aircraft,as how?
Compared to what happened to the Singapore Airline that plunged 200 feet in 2024, which suffered great interior damage.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Another Reason Flydubai Drama Is A False Flag. by Axis313(op):
chiiraq802:
One man save people lives for another country...

you! you dey 9ja dey cry, dey wail and dey explain....

are you a terrorist sympathizer
grin grin grin
Ignorance is a bliss.
For your information, there is no attack whatsoever,it is all a script,as in how can a human be bearing such names: Toilet The Toilet Water.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Another Reason Flydubai Drama Is A False Flag. by Axis313(op): 12:17pm On Oct 06
grin grin grin
They really planned the script well, the plumber, the toilet and the toilet water, but the ignorant bigots swallowed everything hook,line and sinker.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Another Reason Flydubai Drama Is A False Flag. by Axis313(op): 12:07pm On Oct 06
We all knew it was an act all along, another false flag by Israel to win back the favor of the rest of the world after the butchering that took place in Gaza and currently happening in West Bank.
The Zionists knew that their supporters are dvmb enough not to even dig deeper and use their sense but to accept what is being spoon fed to them by the Western media.
Foreign Affairs › Another Reason Flydubai Drama Is A False Flag. by Axis313(op): 12:00pm On Oct 06
In Arabic what is toilet called ?
Hamam! Especially were you wash with water

What is a shit guy called? Alhamami
Literally it means The toilet

What’s the name of the suppose co pilot?

Hamam al hamami

There is one in the entire Middle East who is called Hamam al hamami except a fictional character😂😂😂😂

They have find names to suit their narrative but none, so they had to forge an Arabic name without knowing the meaning.

Foreign Affairs › Re: MOSSAD Studios Latest Blockbuster Release, The Plumber flops on opening day by Axis313(m): 9:43am On Oct 04
When you lies, you will need more lies to cover up the previous lie,then you will need more and more lies to cover those ones up, and it continues.
Israel is fond of creating false flags just to blame others so they will be justified and receive massive support when they attack the "enemies".
But the rest of the world have seen through their lies.

Foreign Affairs › Re: MOSSAD Studios Latest Blockbuster Release, The Plumber flops on opening day by Axis313(m): 9:27am On Oct 04
Nobody believes their lies anymore

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Arome Osayi Needs To Be Censored. See Why by Axis313(m): 9:15am On Oct 04
HacheNoire:
What about those of Apostle Johnson Suleman

Someone entered toilet in Germany and appeared in France 🤣😂🤣
If not that Nigerian Christians are gullible,those scammers would have found a legitimate occupation to engage themselves.
But then their prayer point is that their sheeples will not become wise, because if they become wise all the free money will stop.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Arome Osayi Needs To Be Censored. See Why by Axis313(m):
It's that number six that really cracked me up.
"I was flying from Johannesburg to London and Jesus was complaining for nine hours concerning the investments he made in the Nigerian Church that they began to pursue their own agenda when they become strong.I did not have the courage to tell him to test me,and He was crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine,a whole god is crying 😂😂😂😂😂
Crime › Re: Bandit Spotted Using RPG Launcher To Turn Semo In Forest (Photos/Video) by Axis313(m): 8:38am On Oct 04
With their faces everywhere on camera,at least our security agencies should be able to identify and arrest them (if they are willing).
But we all know THIS IS NIGERIA.
Travel › Re: Chronicle Of My Life And Time In Malaysia by Axis313(m): 4:31pm On Oct 01
Imalwayshorny:
Is Nigeria not better than Malaysia
Comparing Malaysia with Nigeria is like comparing light with darkness.
Events › Re: Bride Bursts Into Laughter When Asked To Vow To Avoid Other Men by Axis313(m): 4:13pm On Oct 01
She knows several dicks are already lining up for her.
Events › Re: Bride Bursts Into Laughter When Asked To Vow To Avoid Other Men by Axis313(m): 4:06pm On Oct 01
She knows her husband's banana 🍌 alone won't satisfy her,I think the man already knows this.
Foreign Affairs › Re: ‘I Grabbed Him, Choked Him And Pulled The Controls’: Israeli Recounts Flydubai C by Axis313(m): 11:23am On Oct 01
madridguy:
Grabbed Him, Choked Him And Pulled The Controls’: Israeli Recounts Flydubai C - grin grin grin
It's so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As directed by Satanyahu himself and acted by the mossad operatives.
Foreign Affairs › Re: ‘I Grabbed Him, Choked Him And Pulled The Controls’: Israeli Recounts Flydubai C by Axis313(m): 11:15am On Oct 01
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Believe this you'll believe anything, you can only be extremely ignorant of the international politics and the tricks of the Zios to believe this.

Romance › Re: Pastor Reportedly Catches Wife With Church Drummer by Axis313(m): 11:13am On Oct 01
🤣 the drummer wan tear the "drum" 🥁 irrespective of the fact that the "drum" belongs to pastor, even though the pastor sef fit dey tear other people's "drums" outside.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Announces Final Withdrawal Of American Troops In Iraq by Axis313(m):
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We know the real reason they withdraw from Iraq.
Iran really gave them a massive kick on their butts and this same is going to happen across the entire entire Middle East.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Passengers Help Subdue Co-pilot After Alleged Attempt To Crash Israel-bound Jet by Axis313(m): 10:13am On Oct 01
specialmati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin how many bombs are you left with
See,I know you people can not see beyond your nose,so I won't waste my time to reason with you because you have already make up your mind on what to believe or not.
You guys are predictable and you are a willing and ready made tools in the hands of the Zionist terrorists.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Passengers Help Subdue Co-pilot After Alleged Attempt To Crash Israel-bound Jet by Axis313(m): 9:01pm On Sep 30
madridguy:
Mossad agents are getting creative with the false flags grin grin

grin grin grin Satanyahuu made a surprise visit to the UAE few days ago to submit the whole script to the UAE actors grin

Iran got the script and they quickly told the whole world that they are not planning to attack the aviation industry.

And today they finally released the movie in another dimension and landed in KSA which it's illegal for Israelis passport holders.

IRAN eyes is seeing everything in the Middle East. Let fold our hands and enjoy the real action movie.
You are very well informed,way more than the ignorant folks that were quoting you.
Most of them are wallowing in ignorance thinking they are making intelligent points.
I laugh when I read their comments,they are so shallow and have herd mentality and can't see beyond their nose.
Please don't waste time replying them, only the well informed person with unbiased mind will understand the international politics not some extremist bigots that full here.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Passengers Help Subdue Co-pilot After Alleged Attempt To Crash Israel-bound Jet by Axis313(m): 8:01pm On Sep 30
They are playing the same script all over again.
Satanyahu went to UAE last week to meet Muhammad Bin Zayed(MBZ),not long after this "drama" happened.
Yesterday,we heard of the FairFord drama, they are going to do something and blame Iran for it, but Iran has already said it will not attack Israel for now,not when the election is around the corner.
Defeat is staring Satanyahu in the face so the gen*cidal criminal is looking for any way to postpone the election even if he sacrifice his own citizens,yes, the devil 👿 is capable of doing that and more just to achieve his aim.
I don't believe all these dramas playing out,we are more wiser than that.
Romance › Re: What's The Most Effective Promise In This Situation?? by Axis313(m): 5:45pm On Sep 30
I am still owing one girl a private jet when I find myself in this type of situation.
Celebrities › Re: 74-Year-Old Senator Ocheja Marries 18-Year-Old Winifred by Axis313(m): 7:50pm On Sep 29
Zehdbe:
if the man was a muslim you will be reading different funny comment from all the hypocrites on this nairaland
That's my thought, you took the word from my mouth.
The forum is full of hypocrites.
Jokes Etc › Who Is The Biggest Thief Here? by Axis313(op): 4:09pm On Sep 29
A publisher told a proprietor of a school that he will sell a particular book to his school at 500 naira per book,then upon reaching his school the proprietor told his principal that each student will pay 1500 naira for the book, principal told the teachers each student will pay 2500, the teacher told the students to pay 3500,then the student told his mom that the book will cost 5000.
The mom then told the dad the book will cost 10,000 naira.
Phones › Re: Both Men And Ladies Are Telling Me To Remove This Phone Case by Axis313(m): 4:57pm On Sep 20
It's a woman thingy, some people may even think you are a queer.
Islam › Re: Sheikh Murtala Chukwuemeka: The Igbo Muslim Scholar Who Translated Quran To Igbo by Axis313(m): 4:05pm On Sep 18
May Allah reward him abundantly.
I am one of his followers on Facebook.
Just as Qur'an says:Inama li mumineena ikhwa,"Verily,all believers (Muslims) are brothers (irrespective of tribes,race or nationalities).
May Allah make his foothold firm upon the Faith.
Nairaland General › Re: Shock As Tenant’s Bedroom Floor Collapses Into Soakaway In Lagos by Axis313(m): 6:12pm On Sep 17
Some landlords are greedy, that landlord should be arrested for attempted m*rder.
If this happened in China,he may face death penalty, their government doesn't joke with this type of thing.
Foreign Affairs › Re: See Saudi Arabia New Oil Route by Axis313(m): 5:25pm On Sep 17
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What type of 360 degree journey is this?
Couple with the fact that the weather can be very hostile sometimes on the sea, risking the lives of the tanker crews.
The only thing they should do is to make peace with the Houthis,it looks like Trump has abandoned them as he himself is clueless about Iran.
Agriculture › Re: Why Are These Two Catfish Different In Colour? (Photo) by Axis313(m):
sjx566:
Nigerians get anger issues😂🤣so any little tin dem don para. So bros manage am like dat
🤣🤣 I don laugh tire for here.
Bahamas95,why are you para-ing for the guy now, I think he just asked innocent question due to his limited knowledge on those fishes,no be everything on this planet person go have knowledge about,na where one person knowledge end na there another person own start.
Tomorrow,he may be the one that will provide answer to what you lack knowledge about.

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